The Taoist priest is beautiful in his prosperous age [entertainment circle]

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Topic: Help, I almost got taken away last night when I hit a ghost, thank you teacher yyds!

Main Building: I still haven't recovered from it, I'm so excited, sisters.The thing is like this, yesterday when I came home from get off work, I passed by the Wenbei Diversion Canal, and when I was crossing the bridge, I suddenly heard a burst of mourning music.Then when I passed by them, a man suddenly spoke to me, saying that if I go further, it will be Huangquan Road.When I saw it, that team was full of paper figurines, with pale faces and red and green paints, it scared everyone to death!That man also said that he asked me to play disco, fuck it, the host's soul was scared away, woo woo woo.

Floor 1: See the title, me? ?Did the landlord hit a ghost or hit Teacher Xie?

Floor 2: No matter which one it is, the landlord's luck can be said to be no one!

Floor 3: So cool...

Floor 4: I didn’t lie to you, I saw with my own eyes that the asphalt road at the bridge head turned into a yellow mud road, the kind of yellow mud road in the 80s and [-]s that can only be seen in film and television dramas, I have to believe it!There were very few people there, and there was no one to call for help.The ghost kept calling me to go dance, and I collapsed. A car just came, and I didn't know if it was a ghost or a human, so I rushed up.

Just when I was in a daze, a person got out of the car, it was Teacher Xie!Then I sat in Teacher Xie's car and saw what he said when he walked over and said, the ghost who harassed me knelt down immediately, and knelt down twice!Anyway, Mr. Xie didn't make a move. The ghost and the paper piercer disappeared after a while, maybe they were scared away.

Floor 5: I'll go, so fantasy?The owner is here to make up a story...

Floor 6: I think it might be true. Teacher Xie is not a Taoist priest. It is also rumored that he has been certified by both the Taoist Association and the Dingchan Temple. Maybe he has some skills?

Floor 7: I'm the only one who thought that if it was true, the poster would have had a close contact with Mr. Xie!Oh my god, Mr. Xie is so low-key, how lucky is it to run into him, I'm jealous.

Floor 8: Please tell me, Mr. Xie, how is Mr. Xie, is he handsome on TV?

Floor 9: Handsome, much more handsome than on TV, the kind of beauty that makes people dizzy!President Si was there at the time, hiss, President Si's hair was cut short, and standing with Mr. Xie was a shock.At that time, Mr. Xie got out of the car, and Mr. Si immediately followed, so he was so concerned... The police came. Mr. Xie accidentally pinched his finger when he was signing the transcript, and he shook his hand as if it didn't hurt much. I always rub my fingertips for Mr. Xie...

Floor 10: It's over, it's over, Mr. Si is so sweet and pampered!

Floor 11: I don't believe it, Mr. Xie is such a straight man, it is impossible to fall in love.

Floor 12: This topic has been discussed [-] times. Are Teacher Xie and Mr. Si really real?Today I still want to say, fake or fake, one of these two is straight, the other is cold, they have never had a girlfriend and they still want a boyfriend.

Floor 13: You can’t say that, can you?Wouldn't it be more reasonable to have a boyfriend without a girlfriend?

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Floor 99: How crooked are you all? Isn’t the title talking about the landlord hitting a ghost? ?

"Yes, arrive around three o'clock in the afternoon...no need, I've eaten." Xie Buning was talking to Qingya Temple, while moving the box into the car, which was filled with clothes and food, and even bought a set for Master massage chair.

It has become a habit to bring something full every time I go back.In the past, it was inconvenient to go down the mountain from Guanli, but now that the road has been repaired, the habit has not been changed.

When I came back this time, the Qingya Temple took on a new look. The new road up the mountain is flat and wide, and you can drive to the Taoist temple halfway up the mountain.

The main hall has been restored resplendently, and it can be seen that the incense has been flourishing recently.In addition, a garden designer was hired later, and the whole Qingya Temple is solemn and beautiful, like a Taoist temple and a garden, with high ornamental value.

That's right, Xie Buning intends to develop Qingya Temple in the direction of tourism.Although young people are not interested in praying to gods and worshiping Buddha, if you want to say which Taoist temple has excellent scenery and first-class production, it will definitely attract a large number of people.

He is not a stubborn mind. Worshiping God is also preaching, and playing is also preaching.The original intention remains the same, no matter how the appearance of Qingya Temple changes, the "Tao" inside remains unchanged.

Wang Zhengqing can now be regarded as half of the pillar of the Qingya Temple. His master is devoted to cultivation, so he can take care of everything.

As soon as Xie Buning arrived, he immediately brought a few Taoist priests over to help carry the luggage, and said as he walked, "There were not many rooms before, and you had to live in crowded places when you came back. Now the houses behind are almost repaired, and several guest rooms have been cleaned up." Come out, I'll take President Si over to have a look? Haha..."

Xie Buning immediately turned to look at Si Jueyu, only to see that his face was expressionless, his lips were pursed and he said nothing, but he gave Wang Zhengqing a sideways glance.

Oh, Siu Si started to flirt again.

Wang Zhengqing was puzzled and a little apprehensive at the same time, did he say the wrong thing?

Xie Buning calmly refused: "No, he lives in my room."

Those Taoist priests are okay, they purely think that the relationship between the two is good.Wang Zhengqing, however, was full of doubts, Ming Mingsi always seemed to be in a bad mood, okay...

He laughed dryly twice, and said suspiciously: "Aren't you crowded?"

Xie Buning didn't change his face: "The guest room has been occupied by others, he is not used to sleeping."

This explanation is reasonable, Si Jue Yu really doesn't seem like someone who would sleep in a house where other people lived.But Wang Zhengqing immediately wondered, is it the habit of sleeping with you?

He didn't dare to ask this sentence.

In the evening, Xie Buning and Si Jue returned to the room.He said: "It's cold in the mountains at night, so I asked Wang Zhengqing for a new quilt."

Si Jueyu looked at the quilt already on the bed, then looked at him questioningly: "Huh?"

Xie Buning laughed a few times, walked over and put the new quilt in his hands: "It's too obvious not to sleep on a bed, but to cover it with a quilt."

He hadn't planned to come out to Master so soon.

Si Jueyu hugged the quilt thoughtfully.

Turning off the light and going to bed, Xie Buning thought that he would sleep peacefully tonight, but he didn't expect to be pulled into his arms by a pair of arms as soon as he lay down, close to his chest.

He pushed his head out of the quilt and hit a chin: "What's going on?"

Si Jue Yu's faint voice came from above his head: "I used it."

"Huh?" Xie Buning couldn't keep up for a while.

Si Jueyu said lightly again: "I've used the quilt."

Throw it at the foot of the bed.

Xie Buning: "..."

It's okay, I'm bored again, I want to sleep with him under the quilt, so I have to say it directly.

Xie Buning was amused in his heart, raised his head and groped in the dark to kiss the corner of his mouth: "Okay, I got it, thank you for warming my bed."

Si Jueyu pinned his head, and the two exchanged a mint-flavored kiss, feeling suffocated under the quilt.

Then Xie Buning buried his head in his chest, found a comfortable position and fell asleep curled up.

……

While sleeping deeply, Xie Buning was unexpectedly dreamed by a ghost.

Wang Meng had already gone to the Yin Division to report. Before he died, he made arrangements for the confession. He also had dinner with his family after a long absence, and then cleared the newly bought game disk. He left peacefully.

With Yin Er's permission, he specially came to Tuomeng to express his gratitude.

Just as soon as he fell into a dream, Wang Meng felt a heavy pressure, like being stared at by a giant beast in the abyss, and his every move was full of caution.

"That's it, that's it... Later, I saw my mother crying and passed out, alas, but fortunately, I was by their side for the last twelve hours, and I did my last bit of filial piety. Thank you, Teacher Xie, for letting me It's not that regrettable to leave." Wang Meng sighed, but his face was relieved.

Seeing him say that, Xie Buning was also a little emotional.

The boundary between life and death is eternal, once crossed, no amount of regrets can make up for it.And Wang Meng is just a very lucky few.

"It's good if you can think about it, go reincarnate early." Xie Buning waved his hand.

Wang Meng nodded, suddenly remembered something, with a shy expression, raised his hands above his head in a coy gesture, and showed him love.

"Brother, come on, Xiaolongbao will always support you when it arrives in the underworld, love, love you!"

Xie Buning was dumbfounded.

"Small steamed buns" is what his fans call themselves. What exactly did Wang Meng watch during the 1.8 hours when he returned home! The [-]-meter big man is a bit hotter than this action...

"I, I, I, I will go first!" Sensing the danger that he was about to choose someone to devour, Wang Meng disappeared in a puff of smoke.

"..."

Xie Buning thought, rushing to reincarnate?But it is really possible to reincarnate...

After such a fuss, he showed signs of waking up, and was hugged tightly by his arms in the next second.In the familiar breath, fell asleep again.

Xie Buning didn't know that he was not the only one who was entrusted with dreams tonight.

The same situation happened in the dream of the Wang family's parents, but this time Wang Meng asked them... to burn the aid of the teacher? ?

Ms. Wang was stunned. She was very sad to see her son, but her son said that he lived a good life in the underworld and wanted to chase stars? ? ?

"Then this Xie... who is Mr. Xie? Oh, the very popular one, you can find it on the Internet...Okay, mom will be there tomorrow, let's go to the store to buy..." Mama Wang was in a daze.

The next day, it was absurd to think about it, but the night after her son died, she had a dream, and she couldn't believe it. She really went to the funeral store and asked if there was any merchandise for the actor Mr. Xie?

The boss almost thought that she was sent by the colleague next door to smash the scene. Are you a fan or a sunspot, come to my wreath shop to find the neighbors?

"No, no, no matter how popular the actor is, we don't have this to sell. It's not allowed." The boss quickly waved his hand, "By the way, if your son likes it, I have all kinds of paper-made handsome guys here, why don't you think about it?"

Mama Wang: "..."

What does this boss mean!It's as if her son likes men.

She was a little angry: "No, I have to thank Teacher. No matter how handsome you are, can you be as handsome as Teacher Xie?"

She went to the Internet to check, Mr. Xie is no match for a paper stick, this boss is probably kicked in the head by a donkey.

After asking on this street, although I couldn't find a shop that sells celebrity support paper bundles, a boss suggested to her: "It can be customized, but the price is more expensive..."

How can Mother Wang refuse to agree to a small request after her son's death, so it should be more expensive.Gritting his teeth, he made reference to the support items of most of the stars and customized them all proudly.

What support clothes, hand banners, stand signs, surrounding mobile phone cases, calendar pillows, etc., even the paper clothes that are usually ordered, and the slogans of the "xiaolongbao" are printed on the plane, which can be described as consistent.

On the day of the funeral, the boss drove the large order to the funeral home.Since the aid items are all customized one-to-one, even the plane is two meters long, which attracts countless passers-by to turn their heads.

"Fuck, this fan is too serious!"

"Shocked, this is 'Love until death'..."

A passer-by took a picture and posted it online: "Absolutely, passing by xx road, I met a car carrying funeral goods. The owner is definitely a fanatical groupie. The problem is that the family is too caring. I don't know whether to feel sorry for him or congratulate him... "

Attached is one.

Netizens are spouting rice, and it's Mr. Xie again. The news this time is as amazing as ever!No, it's a little cool...

Someone asked, what kind of spirit is this? The funeral is full of aids, which shows how insane the master was chasing stars during his lifetime!

Some people think this is the freedom of others, and some people think that such a funeral will be less sad and more trendy and joyful, which is also a good thing.

Most people couldn't accept it, and even set off a war of criticism, criticizing star chasing for poisoning young people.As the central figure in the incident, Xie Buning was named by countless media.

Someone said: "I don't deny that there are people who pursue stars irrationally, but regarding this matter, shouldn't we first find out whether the protagonist is really chasing stars without thinking before commenting?"

A reporter really went to interview Ms. Wang, but Ms. Wang confirmed that Wang Meng didn't chase stars at all before.He is just an ordinary two-dimensional otaku, there is no trace of star chasing in the room, but it is full of hand-made...

The reporter himself was stunned: "Then who is chasing stars? Why do you want to burn an aid for an otaku?"

Mama Wang's next answer made the reporter feel cold all over: "My son asked me to burn it in a dream."

No matter how much the reporter asked, Ms. Wang said she didn't know the star.They really couldn't find any sign that Wang Meng had ever been a star fan before, and his colleagues also confirmed that he hates star fans the most...

After this report came out, people who ate melons were collectively silent.Reminiscent of Teacher Xie's previous legends, he trembled even more.

"Fuck, in fact, they are not chasing stars at all, but building good relationships..."

"I can't even think of it even if I was killed, it turned out to be a supernatural trend."

"Dundun, fortunately, eating melons is eating melons, and I didn't say anything excessive."

This topic was anticlimactic, and in the end there was no denunciation and no result, but it made many people who fished in troubled waters worried for some days.

And the instigator of the incident—Wang Meng probably never imagined that his unintentional actions not only made Xie Buning famous again, but also made him win the title of "the first dog leg in the underworld" when he first arrived in the underworld.

Several ghosts were discussing secretly.

"Bah, shameless!"

"The new ghost is cunning!"

"You can even do this kind of thing!"

"I'm never going to be like him—"

"That cruel guy, you don't know how to hug his thigh, do you?"

"You can't either?"

A few ghosts looked at me and I looked at you, and they all dispersed as if nothing had happened.

The next day, one after another, people dreamed of their family members who had been dead for many years and asked them to burn... Teacher Xie's cheering stick?

"........."

What the hell?

Grandpa, great-grandfather, grandma, what did they learn there? ?