Shi Fei has become a source of joy for netizens again.
A famous comedy director joked that no matter whether Shi Fei can make it to the finals this time, he would like to invite Shi Fei to participate in his sketch.
"Oh, I am also one of the venues for this draft, so it's okay. Hehehe, Xiao Fei, I must teach you how to become a qualified comedian."
Netizens burst into tears - laughing out loud.
No!Shi Baozai, hurry up and run!There is a strange Shushu here watching you!Hey, where is Yaoyaoling? !Comrade policeman, this is the man!
Shi Fei also wanted to shout Yaoyaoling.
He stared at the program group and hid it until today, when he finally announced the list of judges for a long time.
Guest judges, Best Actor Yumei, Best Actor Jinshui, Shen Xuanheng.
"I didn't expect there to be Teacher Shen Xuanheng! Teacher Shen has never participated in any variety shows!"
Beside Shi Fei, there were a few students cheering in low voices, which made the students who didn't care about the film industry very curious.
"You don't even know Mr. Shen? If Mr. Shen succeeds in winning the Golden Globe Award next year, he will be the youngest actor in the world's top three major film festivals!"
"Not only that, I heard that Mr. Shen is also the young master of a rich family in Huacheng. He is a great man who can rely on his family business to make a living, but he must rely on acting skills for a living!"
Amidst the awesome voice of the students, Teacher Shen, Shi Fei took a deep breath calmly.
I know, of course I know that Shen Xuanheng is the film king and a wealthy family.
I also know that Actor Shen is one of the protagonists of the garbage game.
Shi Fei's mind, which was a little stagnant because of the smooth life recently, started to spin rapidly.
His eyes fell on the camera brother who was looking at him with burning eyes, and his heartbeat gradually subsided.
What are you afraid of?He is live broadcasting on all platforms, even if there is danger, it is not now.
On the second floor of the hotel lobby, the judges were gathering together, smiling and pointing to the draft students who were checking in in the lobby.
The object of their discussion was Shi Fei, who stood out among the [-] well-dressed star students and stood out from the crowd.
"Based on that kid's appearance and temperament, he is not popular until now, it is simply unscientific." The bearded director patted Shen Xuanheng on the shoulder and said, "The third male in our next play broke the contract due to an accident. I see Shi Fei's temperament and appearance. Very suitable."
Shen Xuanheng smiled and shook his head: "Although the male third is just a vase and doesn't need much acting skills, he can't be too hasty. It's still early to start filming. After the show is over, we can see if he is a malleable talent before making a decision."
The bearded director pointed at Shen Xuanheng, and sighed to the others: "Which of you said Brother Xuanheng is gentle and easy to talk? He only has a gentle smile, and when it comes to acting, he becomes a ruthless tyrant."
The gray-haired lady smiled and said, "What tyrant? Mr. Shen strives for excellence in the performing arts, and this is the real performing artist."
The bearded director hummed: "He's really a tyrant, you don't know how terrible he was when he quarreled with me in the crew."
Shen Xuanheng said helplessly: "You say in a disguised form that you are also terrible when you quarrel?"
The bearded director stroked his beard: "Can't I boast?"
The judges laughed.
Shen Xuanheng's cell phone rang suddenly.
He apologized to everyone, and walked to the balcony on the second floor while answering the phone.
"Hey, brother, I'm short of money."
As soon as Shen Xuanheng connected the phone, he heard a sultry voice.
He frowned slightly, but his tone was smiling: "Going to gamble again? Did you forget what Dad said?"
"Small gambling, just 200 million. If the old man didn't stop my card, I wouldn't be able to take out 200 million!" The tone of the person on the phone was very grumpy.
"I'll send you the money right away. But I'll tell Dad about it." Shen Xuanheng pushed open the balcony door and took a deep breath of the sweet air in the deserted garden.
"Hey hey hey! You still complained! Don't let it go!" The other party yelled angrily, "Shen Xuanheng! Who do you think you are! You are just an adopted son! You think that if I call you big brother, you are really my big brother! You It's just a dog picked up by the Shen family!"
Shen Xuanheng's slightly frowned brows were loosened, and his smile was as gentle as ever: "Because it's a dog, a dog is loyal and recognizes its owner."
Shen Xuanheng put down the phone, hung up the phone, and the cursing voice in the microphone stopped abruptly.
He clicked on the phone's private photo album.After the fingerprint is unlocked, in the photo, a young man in a rustic blue and white sportswear is smiling brightly at the camera.
Shen Xuanheng kissed the phone screen lightly, and sighed faintly: "It's time to move the waste that the dove occupies the magpie's nest."
……
"Hiss!" As soon as he walked out of the bathroom, Shi Fei, who was wearing a bath towel, shuddered fiercely, his hairs stood up all over, and goose bumps appeared all over his body, "Tongzi! The temperature of your air conditioner is too low!"
The system panda said: "Host, your boss is looking for you in the group, and your boss Qin sent you a WeChat message."
CTS is rich and powerful, and each student has a single room, and the system panda can finally crawl out of the bag to breathe.
"Both Datou and Boss Qin don't belong to my family." Shi Fei got into the quilt and conveniently put Tongzi Panda in his arms as a stove.
After clicking on WeChat, Qin Qingzhou asked him if his work was going well.After a brief answer, he clicked on the penguin and sent an emoji package of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhths"."
Shi Fei: "It's urgent! Shen Yingdi is actually my judge!"
Big head: "I guessed it earlier. You won't have a chance to cooperate with Shen Yingdi Ji Songwang for a while, and the CG will appear during this program in [-] or [-] out of [-]. That's why I poked you to see if you are dead or not."
Shi Fei: "Get lost! If you die, you will end up dying! It's only now, I'm safe!"
Big head: "That's not necessarily the case. In the game, the single-player strategy route is promoted, and you only meet one lunatic at a time. In reality, hehe, two lunatics will learn about [Eating Melon] in Shura Field."
Shi Fei: "[Smashing a watermelon with a stick] We don't know each other, where is the Shura Field, get lost!"
Big head: "Have you forgotten the game character setting? The king of singers and the king of film and television have known you for a long time, and now they are reunited! [Stomach hurts from laughing]"
Shi Fei: "[Thunderbolt Tuzki]"
At this moment, Shi Fei stiffened and petrified.
He finally remembered, in the character setting, the "character relationship description" that was not made in the game.
The reason why a garbage game is a garbage game is that it has a lot of complicated settings, which are not involved in the game plot at all.
For example, the protagonist is a wealthy family, but the family background is only briefly mentioned in the cutscenes;
For example, the protagonist is the singer's childhood sweetheart, and the actor's Bai Yueguang, but the game doesn't describe how they met.
Of course, the content of the career line in the entertainment industry that has nothing to do with the protagonist's strategy and the three protagonists' attack is also briefly mentioned in a few lines of text and a few illustrations in the game, making it impossible for Shi Fei to take advantage of the "spoiler" to start a career.
Shi Fei buried her face on the back of the system panda, and typed slowly.
Shi Fei: "The plot I remember is really useless."
Qin Qingzhou raised his eyebrows while throwing the alcoholic peanut into his mouth.
Useless?That's because you are stupid.Fortunately, I asked you to write down all the detailed settings that you can remember and send them to me.
Qin Qingzhou picked up another mobile phone and clicked on WeChat to send files.
The transfer failed, WeChat can only transfer files within 20M.
Qin Qingzhou: "..."
Qin Qingzhou was outraged and sent complaints on WeChat Moments.
"Is Zhang XX mentally retarded?! The 20M file transfer quota is something that people in Yangjian can do?!"
His circle of friends quickly received many likes, and even Shi Fei switched the phone page, liked the boss and replied, "Yes, yes, he is mentally retarded in the underworld."
Qin Qingzhou rolled his eyes.
Shi Fei was still thinking about replying to Moments, she didn't seem very anxious.
He dialed Shi Fei's phone number: "Hey, I'll send you a cloud disk address on WeChat, which contains the information of the judges who have been announced for the show. The judges with asterisks need to be paid attention to. These people's character is not very good. You have to pay attention."
Shi Fei immediately clenched the hand holding the phone: "Okay, okay, thank you boss, thank you senior!"
Qin Qingzhou hurriedly said: "Now you are willing to be called the boss and the senior? Why did you call me before? Qin Qingzhou! In the future, you will talk about gaining weight and hygiene at the dinner table, and you will eat alone!"
Shi Fei: "..." Is this an afterthought?
Qin Qingzhou: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Take your time, good night."
He hung up the phone and picked up another phone.
Big head: "Where is the person? Are you dumb?"
Shi Fei: "No...the senior just sent me a bunch of judging materials!"
Big head: "I'll just say, Qin Qingzhou is forever god! Look, I'll give you a pillow when you're sleepy! Hurry up and see, what's the origin of the remaining two main characters Gong!"
The big head is a series of Qin Qingzhou's rainbow farts again, Shi Fei doesn't even look at it, just closes the group chat, and goes to the cloud disk to receive the data.
……
On the second day of the audition, Shi Fei poured a bottle of radiant potion before regaining her condition.
He played the last big axis.
When Shi Fei came out, the viewers who watched the live broadcast on the Internet had gone from tears to drowsiness.
When the students appear in the audition, they will first play a short self-introduction video, then introduce themselves orally, and then perform their talents.
Judges will not score immediately.They will give students scores based on multiple weights such as audience popularity votes after full discussion.
Scores and scoring weights will be published on the official website the day after the live broadcast ends.
This audition will be edited into a one-hour variety show, which will be broadcast on the Saturday prime time of China Television Variety Channel.
Therefore, students who are on a round trip don't have to worry about not having any exposure at all.
The short videos and self-introductions of the audition students were as expected, as expected by the PR manager of Linjing Films, all of which were miserable.
I, a little star, worked very hard but my popularity hit the street, miserable, please pay attention.
An audition meeting became a miserable meeting, and many students chose to cooperate with the miserable performances, such as singing "the first song I learned", "the first dance I skipped", "the last song before my parents died. piano"……
In the middle of some performances, the students broke down emotionally and broke down in tears.
The audience was wiping tears when watching the first misfortune, choked up when watching the second misfortune, had red eyes but could not cry when watching the third misfortune, the fourth, fifth...
They start yawning.
There are only a few sets of selling miserable routines, one or two, 29 in a row, it really makes people's brains numb.
Can a miserable beggar beg for you in a busy street, and 29 beggars take turns crying at you, can this feel the same?
The emotion of the audience was squandered, and some wicked people even started to write satirical jokes on the Internet.
"I study every morning, six nights and zero hours, and I can't even pass the heavy course exam. Woohoo, give me an admission letter for the heavy course!"
"Who doesn't suffer? Which worker doesn't suffer? It's boring, I'm moving bricks."
"After a few handsome men and beauties have sold out miserably, they look pretty teary. Wait for Shi Fei to come out."
"Upstairs, you are the teary-eyed body of Qian Shibao!"...
Finally it was Shi Fei's turn to appear.
Handsome guy cry, I can!
The screen flickered on and off, and the audience kept taking deep breaths to wake themselves up, welcoming their beloved Shi Baozai with teary eyes.
A loud trumpet blew the deep-breathing audience to pieces, and many audience members turned their backs.
youth!Lively!struggle!effort!up!
In the video, Shi Fei ran onto the stage to the beat of the passionate marching drums!
"Pfft! Cough cough cough..." The judges who were drinking tea to wake up their minds choked.
A famous comedy director joked that no matter whether Shi Fei can make it to the finals this time, he would like to invite Shi Fei to participate in his sketch.
"Oh, I am also one of the venues for this draft, so it's okay. Hehehe, Xiao Fei, I must teach you how to become a qualified comedian."
Netizens burst into tears - laughing out loud.
No!Shi Baozai, hurry up and run!There is a strange Shushu here watching you!Hey, where is Yaoyaoling? !Comrade policeman, this is the man!
Shi Fei also wanted to shout Yaoyaoling.
He stared at the program group and hid it until today, when he finally announced the list of judges for a long time.
Guest judges, Best Actor Yumei, Best Actor Jinshui, Shen Xuanheng.
"I didn't expect there to be Teacher Shen Xuanheng! Teacher Shen has never participated in any variety shows!"
Beside Shi Fei, there were a few students cheering in low voices, which made the students who didn't care about the film industry very curious.
"You don't even know Mr. Shen? If Mr. Shen succeeds in winning the Golden Globe Award next year, he will be the youngest actor in the world's top three major film festivals!"
"Not only that, I heard that Mr. Shen is also the young master of a rich family in Huacheng. He is a great man who can rely on his family business to make a living, but he must rely on acting skills for a living!"
Amidst the awesome voice of the students, Teacher Shen, Shi Fei took a deep breath calmly.
I know, of course I know that Shen Xuanheng is the film king and a wealthy family.
I also know that Actor Shen is one of the protagonists of the garbage game.
Shi Fei's mind, which was a little stagnant because of the smooth life recently, started to spin rapidly.
His eyes fell on the camera brother who was looking at him with burning eyes, and his heartbeat gradually subsided.
What are you afraid of?He is live broadcasting on all platforms, even if there is danger, it is not now.
On the second floor of the hotel lobby, the judges were gathering together, smiling and pointing to the draft students who were checking in in the lobby.
The object of their discussion was Shi Fei, who stood out among the [-] well-dressed star students and stood out from the crowd.
"Based on that kid's appearance and temperament, he is not popular until now, it is simply unscientific." The bearded director patted Shen Xuanheng on the shoulder and said, "The third male in our next play broke the contract due to an accident. I see Shi Fei's temperament and appearance. Very suitable."
Shen Xuanheng smiled and shook his head: "Although the male third is just a vase and doesn't need much acting skills, he can't be too hasty. It's still early to start filming. After the show is over, we can see if he is a malleable talent before making a decision."
The bearded director pointed at Shen Xuanheng, and sighed to the others: "Which of you said Brother Xuanheng is gentle and easy to talk? He only has a gentle smile, and when it comes to acting, he becomes a ruthless tyrant."
The gray-haired lady smiled and said, "What tyrant? Mr. Shen strives for excellence in the performing arts, and this is the real performing artist."
The bearded director hummed: "He's really a tyrant, you don't know how terrible he was when he quarreled with me in the crew."
Shen Xuanheng said helplessly: "You say in a disguised form that you are also terrible when you quarrel?"
The bearded director stroked his beard: "Can't I boast?"
The judges laughed.
Shen Xuanheng's cell phone rang suddenly.
He apologized to everyone, and walked to the balcony on the second floor while answering the phone.
"Hey, brother, I'm short of money."
As soon as Shen Xuanheng connected the phone, he heard a sultry voice.
He frowned slightly, but his tone was smiling: "Going to gamble again? Did you forget what Dad said?"
"Small gambling, just 200 million. If the old man didn't stop my card, I wouldn't be able to take out 200 million!" The tone of the person on the phone was very grumpy.
"I'll send you the money right away. But I'll tell Dad about it." Shen Xuanheng pushed open the balcony door and took a deep breath of the sweet air in the deserted garden.
"Hey hey hey! You still complained! Don't let it go!" The other party yelled angrily, "Shen Xuanheng! Who do you think you are! You are just an adopted son! You think that if I call you big brother, you are really my big brother! You It's just a dog picked up by the Shen family!"
Shen Xuanheng's slightly frowned brows were loosened, and his smile was as gentle as ever: "Because it's a dog, a dog is loyal and recognizes its owner."
Shen Xuanheng put down the phone, hung up the phone, and the cursing voice in the microphone stopped abruptly.
He clicked on the phone's private photo album.After the fingerprint is unlocked, in the photo, a young man in a rustic blue and white sportswear is smiling brightly at the camera.
Shen Xuanheng kissed the phone screen lightly, and sighed faintly: "It's time to move the waste that the dove occupies the magpie's nest."
……
"Hiss!" As soon as he walked out of the bathroom, Shi Fei, who was wearing a bath towel, shuddered fiercely, his hairs stood up all over, and goose bumps appeared all over his body, "Tongzi! The temperature of your air conditioner is too low!"
The system panda said: "Host, your boss is looking for you in the group, and your boss Qin sent you a WeChat message."
CTS is rich and powerful, and each student has a single room, and the system panda can finally crawl out of the bag to breathe.
"Both Datou and Boss Qin don't belong to my family." Shi Fei got into the quilt and conveniently put Tongzi Panda in his arms as a stove.
After clicking on WeChat, Qin Qingzhou asked him if his work was going well.After a brief answer, he clicked on the penguin and sent an emoji package of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhths"."
Shi Fei: "It's urgent! Shen Yingdi is actually my judge!"
Big head: "I guessed it earlier. You won't have a chance to cooperate with Shen Yingdi Ji Songwang for a while, and the CG will appear during this program in [-] or [-] out of [-]. That's why I poked you to see if you are dead or not."
Shi Fei: "Get lost! If you die, you will end up dying! It's only now, I'm safe!"
Big head: "That's not necessarily the case. In the game, the single-player strategy route is promoted, and you only meet one lunatic at a time. In reality, hehe, two lunatics will learn about [Eating Melon] in Shura Field."
Shi Fei: "[Smashing a watermelon with a stick] We don't know each other, where is the Shura Field, get lost!"
Big head: "Have you forgotten the game character setting? The king of singers and the king of film and television have known you for a long time, and now they are reunited! [Stomach hurts from laughing]"
Shi Fei: "[Thunderbolt Tuzki]"
At this moment, Shi Fei stiffened and petrified.
He finally remembered, in the character setting, the "character relationship description" that was not made in the game.
The reason why a garbage game is a garbage game is that it has a lot of complicated settings, which are not involved in the game plot at all.
For example, the protagonist is a wealthy family, but the family background is only briefly mentioned in the cutscenes;
For example, the protagonist is the singer's childhood sweetheart, and the actor's Bai Yueguang, but the game doesn't describe how they met.
Of course, the content of the career line in the entertainment industry that has nothing to do with the protagonist's strategy and the three protagonists' attack is also briefly mentioned in a few lines of text and a few illustrations in the game, making it impossible for Shi Fei to take advantage of the "spoiler" to start a career.
Shi Fei buried her face on the back of the system panda, and typed slowly.
Shi Fei: "The plot I remember is really useless."
Qin Qingzhou raised his eyebrows while throwing the alcoholic peanut into his mouth.
Useless?That's because you are stupid.Fortunately, I asked you to write down all the detailed settings that you can remember and send them to me.
Qin Qingzhou picked up another mobile phone and clicked on WeChat to send files.
The transfer failed, WeChat can only transfer files within 20M.
Qin Qingzhou: "..."
Qin Qingzhou was outraged and sent complaints on WeChat Moments.
"Is Zhang XX mentally retarded?! The 20M file transfer quota is something that people in Yangjian can do?!"
His circle of friends quickly received many likes, and even Shi Fei switched the phone page, liked the boss and replied, "Yes, yes, he is mentally retarded in the underworld."
Qin Qingzhou rolled his eyes.
Shi Fei was still thinking about replying to Moments, she didn't seem very anxious.
He dialed Shi Fei's phone number: "Hey, I'll send you a cloud disk address on WeChat, which contains the information of the judges who have been announced for the show. The judges with asterisks need to be paid attention to. These people's character is not very good. You have to pay attention."
Shi Fei immediately clenched the hand holding the phone: "Okay, okay, thank you boss, thank you senior!"
Qin Qingzhou hurriedly said: "Now you are willing to be called the boss and the senior? Why did you call me before? Qin Qingzhou! In the future, you will talk about gaining weight and hygiene at the dinner table, and you will eat alone!"
Shi Fei: "..." Is this an afterthought?
Qin Qingzhou: "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Take your time, good night."
He hung up the phone and picked up another phone.
Big head: "Where is the person? Are you dumb?"
Shi Fei: "No...the senior just sent me a bunch of judging materials!"
Big head: "I'll just say, Qin Qingzhou is forever god! Look, I'll give you a pillow when you're sleepy! Hurry up and see, what's the origin of the remaining two main characters Gong!"
The big head is a series of Qin Qingzhou's rainbow farts again, Shi Fei doesn't even look at it, just closes the group chat, and goes to the cloud disk to receive the data.
……
On the second day of the audition, Shi Fei poured a bottle of radiant potion before regaining her condition.
He played the last big axis.
When Shi Fei came out, the viewers who watched the live broadcast on the Internet had gone from tears to drowsiness.
When the students appear in the audition, they will first play a short self-introduction video, then introduce themselves orally, and then perform their talents.
Judges will not score immediately.They will give students scores based on multiple weights such as audience popularity votes after full discussion.
Scores and scoring weights will be published on the official website the day after the live broadcast ends.
This audition will be edited into a one-hour variety show, which will be broadcast on the Saturday prime time of China Television Variety Channel.
Therefore, students who are on a round trip don't have to worry about not having any exposure at all.
The short videos and self-introductions of the audition students were as expected, as expected by the PR manager of Linjing Films, all of which were miserable.
I, a little star, worked very hard but my popularity hit the street, miserable, please pay attention.
An audition meeting became a miserable meeting, and many students chose to cooperate with the miserable performances, such as singing "the first song I learned", "the first dance I skipped", "the last song before my parents died. piano"……
In the middle of some performances, the students broke down emotionally and broke down in tears.
The audience was wiping tears when watching the first misfortune, choked up when watching the second misfortune, had red eyes but could not cry when watching the third misfortune, the fourth, fifth...
They start yawning.
There are only a few sets of selling miserable routines, one or two, 29 in a row, it really makes people's brains numb.
Can a miserable beggar beg for you in a busy street, and 29 beggars take turns crying at you, can this feel the same?
The emotion of the audience was squandered, and some wicked people even started to write satirical jokes on the Internet.
"I study every morning, six nights and zero hours, and I can't even pass the heavy course exam. Woohoo, give me an admission letter for the heavy course!"
"Who doesn't suffer? Which worker doesn't suffer? It's boring, I'm moving bricks."
"After a few handsome men and beauties have sold out miserably, they look pretty teary. Wait for Shi Fei to come out."
"Upstairs, you are the teary-eyed body of Qian Shibao!"...
Finally it was Shi Fei's turn to appear.
Handsome guy cry, I can!
The screen flickered on and off, and the audience kept taking deep breaths to wake themselves up, welcoming their beloved Shi Baozai with teary eyes.
A loud trumpet blew the deep-breathing audience to pieces, and many audience members turned their backs.
youth!Lively!struggle!effort!up!
In the video, Shi Fei ran onto the stage to the beat of the passionate marching drums!
"Pfft! Cough cough cough..." The judges who were drinking tea to wake up their minds choked.
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