Cannon fodder attack only wants to farm
Chapter 14
Aunt He screamed, "Are you dying?"
Scumbag father He Donglai said: "You really are a heartless bastard, why don't you dare to splash water on your own aunt."
It's the slack season in the village. When everyone heard that Aunt He, who looked like a little pepper, was back, they all ran over to watch the fun.
He Zifeng was carrying a basin, and said casually, "Oh, I didn't see it."
This attitude angered Aunt He: "I'm such a big living person, I dare say you didn't see it. It was clearly intentional. I didn't believe it when your father told me about you before. Now I have opened my eyes." If you dare to beat your father and scold your mother, you will go to hell on the [-]th floor." There is a superstition in the countryside. If anyone says such a sentence, the person who is said is taboo.
This is not what my aunt said, and the enemy is nothing more than that.
He Zifeng said to Aunt He: "I'm not the only one who is going to hell. Just ask what my father did, maybe our family can be reunited in hell. But you, who come out indiscriminately are just accusations and death." Then you have to pull out your tongue."
Aunt He said others could do it, but others said she couldn't.At this moment, she was anxious and angry: "It's wrong, it's wrong. I just said the last sentence, and your ten sentences are waiting for me." She was always unreasonable, and when she saw He Zifeng not paying attention, she rushed over and wanted to hit him.
The sisters-in-law who watched the fun in the village quit, and they were very sympathetic to what happened to He Zifeng and his wife.He Donglai's family has a big business, so he only gave ten taels of silver to He Zifeng, and he didn't think it was enough to find someone to make a fuss. After pinching Aunt He, Aunt He screamed, "Ah, who the hell is pinching me! Heartless bastard."
There are too many people and hands, and it is hard to tell who did it.
"This is someone else's business, you don't need to worry about it."
"When you come to my nephew's house, it's fine if you come to the door empty-handed. When you come up, you will be beaten and killed. This is a person from our village. Why do you fight? The mayor has already said that He Zifeng has nothing to do with your family."
He Zifeng wasn't afraid of Aunt He at all, but it was heartwarming to be suddenly stopped by a few sister-in-laws to protect her.
He Zifeng said: "Thank you sisters-in-law for your help. Although I am not a high-ranking person, I will not let people step on my forehead to do my best. I am reckless, and it doesn't matter how serious I am. If I get bumped, don't worry." Say I didn't warn you beforehand."
He Zifeng is the strongest man in the village.When he said this, He Donglai's face turned dark, and he didn't know what he remembered.
Aunt He was surrounded by several people, screaming and screaming, it was really not in a good shape, everyone hurriedly separated them.These sister-in-laws are fine, but Aunt He's hair was plucked by someone, and she sat on the ground with disheveled hair, slapping her legs and crying: "Oh, my nephew doesn't treat me like a human being! "He didn't even want to lose face, and started messing around at the door of other people's houses.
He Zifeng said: "Auntie should also look in the mirror and see what you look like with a snot and tears all over your face. Even if you don't want to lose face, you should give your two sons a bit of face so that they won't be judged by others. Come."
"Hey, isn't that Hongyan? I almost told her family back then. Fortunately, her grandma quit, and the old man was right. Tsk tsk tsk." A fat sister-in-law in the crowd didn't think it was a big deal, so she deliberately loudly talking.
Everyone looked at Hongmei. Hongmei followed the third son of Lai Sheng's family in the village.
Hongmei hurriedly left in embarrassment at the sight of everyone, for fear of walking slowly and getting involved with this kind of person.
What He Zifeng said was really heart-warming, and Aunt He was very angry.However, Hongmei's actions seemed to support his words, and she avoided it so much that Aunt He's lips trembled.
Village head Xu watched them collapsed by He Zifeng's few words, and said from the side: "The mayor didn't tell you to disrespect your elders. You have lived to the belly of a dog." He also lost the village head because of the pain Meichai was angry, and he still pretended not to scold He Zifeng because of his status.I was very happy to see his aunt come over to Sapo today.Unexpectedly, she is also a paper tiger.
Village head Xu wants to step on He Zifeng from the perspective of righteousness.But as soon as he finished talking about Liuzi, the village chief said: "Old Xu, this is a family matter. The mayor is because his parents don't divide the family well. Even the mayor can't understand their family's behavior. You You even help to speak, no wonder the mayor is angry at you."
Village head Xu was also a little angry when he saw that the six sons were still putting on the airs of the village head, and walked away heavily shaking his sleeves.
Now that their identities have changed, everyone is not polite to him: "Do you really take yourself seriously?"
The sixth son became the village head, so he naturally had people around him, said: "No, I thought I was the village head. I don't have any self-knowledge."
"If you have self-knowledge, you can still let the mayor give it to you? It's the first one in the ten miles and eight towns. I've heard of it in other villages."
Village head Xu heard all this, and his heart was so angry that his face turned red.
The scumbag father He Donglai saw his in-laws being run over like this, and said angrily: "Don't be blind." Afraid that Village Chief Xu would be angry, he hurriedly followed.If Village Chief Xu hadn't helped him in the first place, he wouldn't have been able to do this.Although Village Chief Xu is no longer the village chief, the emaciated camel is bigger than a horse. He knows a lot of capable people, so he can't break his friendship.I can't take care of my sister now, I used to pay for it.
Village head Xu has nothing to do with him, and his father, He Donglai, is just like his third grandson.
Everyone looked at Aunt He's disheveled hair like a mad woman. Even He Zifeng said to her, "Aren't you going back?"
Aunt He was furious, but she had to leave. Before she had time to leave, someone in the crowd joked: "Ah, who am I? Isn't this the little pepper from the He family? I said, your grandson I've got it all, and I'm still playing tricks on the side of the juniors, but I really don't lose my style." It was Aunt Li who spoke.
The matter of the two of them robbing a man was the talk of the older generation in the village, and in the end it was Aunt He who lost her village.
Aunt He saw that it was an old enemy, and said: "Yeah, this is my family's business, what are you doing here? I don't even look at your big pancake face, and your face is pockmarked, what's wrong with sesame cake? Triangular eyes are also That's all, it's an inverted triangle. If I grow up like you, I won't have the face to go out." Everyone in the He family is good-looking, and Aunt He was also famous for her beauty back then.
Aunt Li: "What's the use of being so good-looking? People who don't like you still don't like you. There are so many juniors in the village. I will tell them later that when you rushed up and were taken Broom beat that part."
Some of the young people around didn't know that part, and they were all surprised when they looked at Aunt He's face.
She said a few words about Aunt He's bad things, and she said in shame and annoyance: "I'm going to fight you, mother-in-law." After she finished speaking, she really seemed to be crazy.
How could Aunt Li beat this lunatic, and hurried to He Zifeng's backyard.
Seeing that she was afraid, Aunt He immediately got up and chased after her.After all, the two of them are not little girls anymore, and they don't have such good physical strength. Seeing Aunt Li's physical strength is exhausted, Aunt He wants to slap the two old enemies, and there is a fierce look in her running eyes.As a result, she didn't pay attention to her feet. When she ran past, she heard a bang, and she stepped on the cesspit covered by the straw curtain and fell directly into it.
The cesspit was not deep, just below Aunt He's shoulder.
She struggled to climb out of the cesspit.
At that moment, the spectators in the village looked at her with fear in their eyes.
He Zifeng said: "Oh, my farm's soil and fertilizer." This is the raw material for burning fire dung.He asked for it from many people, and many people in the village gave it to him, including Aunt Li.He saved up half of the pot, but Aunt He ruined it all.
That is really extremely lethal, and the smell is absolutely perfect.
Aunt He really broke down, she just wanted to wash up, she had never lost such a big face in her life.I want to run to the river right now!
The whole village stopped watching the excitement, and Xiaohe is where they wash clothes, wash rice and vegetables, and they don't care about fear. A few old men took a big tree branch, afraid that she would get close, like driving pigs and cows Don't let her go into the creek.
"Go back to your house and wash."
"roll roll roll."
Aunt He couldn't care less about being angry, this time she went to He Donglai's house to wash for her brother, and the villagers ignored it as soon as they heard about it.
But Aunt He was walking on the road, scaring and crying eight children along the way.
"Wow...wow..."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Every household in the village has their doors and windows tightly closed, and they are far away from her all the way, but they all stare at her, fearing that she will harm other people's homes in the village.
Seeing her enter He Donglai's house, he felt relieved.
Then I heard Xiao Wan's sharp cry.
Xiao Wan couldn't believe that the man in front of her was her sister-in-law.It was too horrifying to pass out.In less than a quarter of an hour, he was woken up by the stench again, and then he saw the yard full of things, and Xiao Wan's blood surged, and he passed out again.
"Auntie, did you fall into the cesspit?"
"Don't wipe it with this, it's my mother's bed sheet!"
"Ah, ah, stay away from me."
"vomit……"
Xiao Wan's man fainted, and he still vaguely heard these few words from the fourth son, He Fan, and then he completely disappeared.
Scumbag father He Donglai said: "You really are a heartless bastard, why don't you dare to splash water on your own aunt."
It's the slack season in the village. When everyone heard that Aunt He, who looked like a little pepper, was back, they all ran over to watch the fun.
He Zifeng was carrying a basin, and said casually, "Oh, I didn't see it."
This attitude angered Aunt He: "I'm such a big living person, I dare say you didn't see it. It was clearly intentional. I didn't believe it when your father told me about you before. Now I have opened my eyes." If you dare to beat your father and scold your mother, you will go to hell on the [-]th floor." There is a superstition in the countryside. If anyone says such a sentence, the person who is said is taboo.
This is not what my aunt said, and the enemy is nothing more than that.
He Zifeng said to Aunt He: "I'm not the only one who is going to hell. Just ask what my father did, maybe our family can be reunited in hell. But you, who come out indiscriminately are just accusations and death." Then you have to pull out your tongue."
Aunt He said others could do it, but others said she couldn't.At this moment, she was anxious and angry: "It's wrong, it's wrong. I just said the last sentence, and your ten sentences are waiting for me." She was always unreasonable, and when she saw He Zifeng not paying attention, she rushed over and wanted to hit him.
The sisters-in-law who watched the fun in the village quit, and they were very sympathetic to what happened to He Zifeng and his wife.He Donglai's family has a big business, so he only gave ten taels of silver to He Zifeng, and he didn't think it was enough to find someone to make a fuss. After pinching Aunt He, Aunt He screamed, "Ah, who the hell is pinching me! Heartless bastard."
There are too many people and hands, and it is hard to tell who did it.
"This is someone else's business, you don't need to worry about it."
"When you come to my nephew's house, it's fine if you come to the door empty-handed. When you come up, you will be beaten and killed. This is a person from our village. Why do you fight? The mayor has already said that He Zifeng has nothing to do with your family."
He Zifeng wasn't afraid of Aunt He at all, but it was heartwarming to be suddenly stopped by a few sister-in-laws to protect her.
He Zifeng said: "Thank you sisters-in-law for your help. Although I am not a high-ranking person, I will not let people step on my forehead to do my best. I am reckless, and it doesn't matter how serious I am. If I get bumped, don't worry." Say I didn't warn you beforehand."
He Zifeng is the strongest man in the village.When he said this, He Donglai's face turned dark, and he didn't know what he remembered.
Aunt He was surrounded by several people, screaming and screaming, it was really not in a good shape, everyone hurriedly separated them.These sister-in-laws are fine, but Aunt He's hair was plucked by someone, and she sat on the ground with disheveled hair, slapping her legs and crying: "Oh, my nephew doesn't treat me like a human being! "He didn't even want to lose face, and started messing around at the door of other people's houses.
He Zifeng said: "Auntie should also look in the mirror and see what you look like with a snot and tears all over your face. Even if you don't want to lose face, you should give your two sons a bit of face so that they won't be judged by others. Come."
"Hey, isn't that Hongyan? I almost told her family back then. Fortunately, her grandma quit, and the old man was right. Tsk tsk tsk." A fat sister-in-law in the crowd didn't think it was a big deal, so she deliberately loudly talking.
Everyone looked at Hongmei. Hongmei followed the third son of Lai Sheng's family in the village.
Hongmei hurriedly left in embarrassment at the sight of everyone, for fear of walking slowly and getting involved with this kind of person.
What He Zifeng said was really heart-warming, and Aunt He was very angry.However, Hongmei's actions seemed to support his words, and she avoided it so much that Aunt He's lips trembled.
Village head Xu watched them collapsed by He Zifeng's few words, and said from the side: "The mayor didn't tell you to disrespect your elders. You have lived to the belly of a dog." He also lost the village head because of the pain Meichai was angry, and he still pretended not to scold He Zifeng because of his status.I was very happy to see his aunt come over to Sapo today.Unexpectedly, she is also a paper tiger.
Village head Xu wants to step on He Zifeng from the perspective of righteousness.But as soon as he finished talking about Liuzi, the village chief said: "Old Xu, this is a family matter. The mayor is because his parents don't divide the family well. Even the mayor can't understand their family's behavior. You You even help to speak, no wonder the mayor is angry at you."
Village head Xu was also a little angry when he saw that the six sons were still putting on the airs of the village head, and walked away heavily shaking his sleeves.
Now that their identities have changed, everyone is not polite to him: "Do you really take yourself seriously?"
The sixth son became the village head, so he naturally had people around him, said: "No, I thought I was the village head. I don't have any self-knowledge."
"If you have self-knowledge, you can still let the mayor give it to you? It's the first one in the ten miles and eight towns. I've heard of it in other villages."
Village head Xu heard all this, and his heart was so angry that his face turned red.
The scumbag father He Donglai saw his in-laws being run over like this, and said angrily: "Don't be blind." Afraid that Village Chief Xu would be angry, he hurriedly followed.If Village Chief Xu hadn't helped him in the first place, he wouldn't have been able to do this.Although Village Chief Xu is no longer the village chief, the emaciated camel is bigger than a horse. He knows a lot of capable people, so he can't break his friendship.I can't take care of my sister now, I used to pay for it.
Village head Xu has nothing to do with him, and his father, He Donglai, is just like his third grandson.
Everyone looked at Aunt He's disheveled hair like a mad woman. Even He Zifeng said to her, "Aren't you going back?"
Aunt He was furious, but she had to leave. Before she had time to leave, someone in the crowd joked: "Ah, who am I? Isn't this the little pepper from the He family? I said, your grandson I've got it all, and I'm still playing tricks on the side of the juniors, but I really don't lose my style." It was Aunt Li who spoke.
The matter of the two of them robbing a man was the talk of the older generation in the village, and in the end it was Aunt He who lost her village.
Aunt He saw that it was an old enemy, and said: "Yeah, this is my family's business, what are you doing here? I don't even look at your big pancake face, and your face is pockmarked, what's wrong with sesame cake? Triangular eyes are also That's all, it's an inverted triangle. If I grow up like you, I won't have the face to go out." Everyone in the He family is good-looking, and Aunt He was also famous for her beauty back then.
Aunt Li: "What's the use of being so good-looking? People who don't like you still don't like you. There are so many juniors in the village. I will tell them later that when you rushed up and were taken Broom beat that part."
Some of the young people around didn't know that part, and they were all surprised when they looked at Aunt He's face.
She said a few words about Aunt He's bad things, and she said in shame and annoyance: "I'm going to fight you, mother-in-law." After she finished speaking, she really seemed to be crazy.
How could Aunt Li beat this lunatic, and hurried to He Zifeng's backyard.
Seeing that she was afraid, Aunt He immediately got up and chased after her.After all, the two of them are not little girls anymore, and they don't have such good physical strength. Seeing Aunt Li's physical strength is exhausted, Aunt He wants to slap the two old enemies, and there is a fierce look in her running eyes.As a result, she didn't pay attention to her feet. When she ran past, she heard a bang, and she stepped on the cesspit covered by the straw curtain and fell directly into it.
The cesspit was not deep, just below Aunt He's shoulder.
She struggled to climb out of the cesspit.
At that moment, the spectators in the village looked at her with fear in their eyes.
He Zifeng said: "Oh, my farm's soil and fertilizer." This is the raw material for burning fire dung.He asked for it from many people, and many people in the village gave it to him, including Aunt Li.He saved up half of the pot, but Aunt He ruined it all.
That is really extremely lethal, and the smell is absolutely perfect.
Aunt He really broke down, she just wanted to wash up, she had never lost such a big face in her life.I want to run to the river right now!
The whole village stopped watching the excitement, and Xiaohe is where they wash clothes, wash rice and vegetables, and they don't care about fear. A few old men took a big tree branch, afraid that she would get close, like driving pigs and cows Don't let her go into the creek.
"Go back to your house and wash."
"roll roll roll."
Aunt He couldn't care less about being angry, this time she went to He Donglai's house to wash for her brother, and the villagers ignored it as soon as they heard about it.
But Aunt He was walking on the road, scaring and crying eight children along the way.
"Wow...wow..."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Every household in the village has their doors and windows tightly closed, and they are far away from her all the way, but they all stare at her, fearing that she will harm other people's homes in the village.
Seeing her enter He Donglai's house, he felt relieved.
Then I heard Xiao Wan's sharp cry.
Xiao Wan couldn't believe that the man in front of her was her sister-in-law.It was too horrifying to pass out.In less than a quarter of an hour, he was woken up by the stench again, and then he saw the yard full of things, and Xiao Wan's blood surged, and he passed out again.
"Auntie, did you fall into the cesspit?"
"Don't wipe it with this, it's my mother's bed sheet!"
"Ah, ah, stay away from me."
"vomit……"
Xiao Wan's man fainted, and he still vaguely heard these few words from the fourth son, He Fan, and then he completely disappeared.
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