incense shop owner

Xia Guhan can tell without the old ghost testifying.

There is no blood on the female ghost's body that symbolizes murder.

In the blink of an eye, the spirit whip dissipated, and the female ghost regained her freedom.But she didn't dare to stay here any longer, she glanced at the old ghost, turned around and ran away.

Xia Guhan was too lazy to chase after him.

His eyes fell lazily on the old ghost, and he raised his eyebrows.

Anything else?

The old ghost stared at the incense sticks, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said flatteringly, "Grandpa, can you light the incense sticks?"

It's not that the old ghost is not afraid of Xia Guhan, but seeing Xia Guhan let go of the female ghost so easily, he knows that he is not a celestial master who kills innocent people indiscriminately.

Xia Guhan took a look at the incense sticks, wiped the incense sticks with his palm, sparks came out from the incense sticks, and green smoke rose straight up.

The ghost old man took a deep breath, with a very enjoyable expression on his face.

The director over there was already calling, so Xia Guhan ignored the old ghost, walked to the director's side, and continued with the rest of the work.

The five scenes were filmed very quickly, and it was only after eleven o'clock at the end, when Xia Guhan officially wrapped up.

After Xia Guhan saw the 3000 yuan in the account with his own eyes, he went to change back his clothes and planned to go back.

At this time, the assistant director introduced someone to Xia Guhan.

"Boss, this is Starlight Entertainment's manager Zhou Zhiqiang, he wants to meet you."

Zhou Zhiqiang is a man around 30 years old, he looks a bit honest.As soon as he saw the video sent by the assistant director, he felt that Xia Guhan had the potential to become a big hit.With this face, nothing can be popular just as a vase, let alone Xia Guhan's skill is so good.

So Zhou Zhiqiang immediately put down his work and rushed over. Such a good seed cannot let others get ahead of him!

He smiled at Xia Guhan, hurriedly took out a business card from his pocket, and handed it over.

With an earnest tone like a pyramid schemer, "Hello, I'm Zhou Zhiqiang. I wonder if you would like to enter the entertainment industry? Starlight Entertainment is a big company, and we will definitely make you a big star in a short period of time! Does Xu Siya know? She It hasn't been half a year since her debut, but now she is booming, she is my artist."

Xia Guhan glanced at Zhou Zhiqiang quietly.

Just when Zhou Zhiqiang thought that Xia Guhan was going to agree, he heard Xia Guhan say: "Buy talismans? The ones that can keep you safe."

Zhou Zhiqiang: "???"

Don't be too deep into the drama, right?

Xia Guhan was too lazy to entangle with Zhou Zhiqiang, seeing that he didn't want to buy the talisman, he turned around and left.

Today is really too tired, he has to go back and have a good sleep!

It was past zero when Xia Guhan left the film and television city and returned to the incense shop on a small electric donkey.

He parked the little eDonkey at the door of the store, took out the key and opened the door.

Open the door, go in, turn on the light.

The advertising light box outside the store was lit up, and the red, yellow and green light swaggered away the darkness in the dark alley.

After Xia Guhan turned on the light, he continued to walk forward, as if he had sensed something, his footsteps paused, and he walked towards the cashier as if nothing had happened.

There was a recliner behind the cash register. As soon as Xia Guhan's feet touched the recliner, his whole body seemed to melt into a puddle of water and melted on the recliner.

Tired, really tired.

There was nothing left, I couldn't move a finger.

July [-]th, the Ghost Festival, the gates of ghosts are wide open, and all kinds of ghosts and monsters come out today.

Almost as soon as Xia Guhan lay down, a gust of wind blew in from outside the store, the yellow paper on the counter was blown "squeaky", and the glass counter vibrated accordingly, making a piercing rubbing sound.

"Zi la la."

"Zi la la."

Then the sound of electric current sounded, and the incandescent lamp began to flicker.

Even the advertising light boxes outside the store flickered.

Yellow light, red light and green light flash alternately, like a dance hall in the 90s.

"Go back to your grave and play disco!" Xia Guhan said impatiently as he pulled his hair and sat up from the recliner.

He has beautiful peach blossom eyes, but now he is full of laziness and sleepiness.

Oh, and a hint of displeasure.

The displeasure of being disturbed by someone to clear the dream.

The whistling wind stopped, and the flickering lights were completely dimmed.

The instigator revealed his true form in the darkness.

Xia Guhan glanced at Li Gui and turned his head in disgust.

One of Li Gui's eyeballs fell out of the eye socket and hung bloody on the eye socket, while the other eye was black and hollow.

The nose was gone, only two red and black holes could be seen, and now he was breathing heavily.His mouth is complete, but one mouth is full of sharp fangs.

Li Gui's body is quite decent, at least his clothes are intact, but his stomach is constantly bleeding, just like a waterfall.

"Bongdi?" Li Gui spoke, with a gloomy voice, like a knife blade being ground through glass, in that creepy voice, "You're a fucking disco! I'm robbery! Do you understand robbery? "

After he finished speaking, he paused, as if suddenly realizing something, his voice suddenly raised, "Can you see me?"

Xia Guhan yawned, tilted his head, leaned against the wall, and said lazily: "I can see it, it's the first time I've seen a ghost who looks as shameless as you."

His eyes were half-closed, hovering back and forth on the edge of sleep.

"That's fine, I'll save you the trouble of letting you see me." Li Gui smiled sullenly, pointing to the yellow paper on the counter with his pale fingers, and pointing to the ingots piled up in the corner, "These , and these, burn them all to me! Hurry up!"

Said the momentum of buying, buying, buying.

Today is the Ghost Festival, the gate of ghosts is wide open, and ghosts who have not yet been reincarnated can go home to enjoy the incense of their families.

He is a lonely ghost, no one burns paper money for him, and he is so hungry that he can't even transform into a human form, he can only maintain a ghost shape.

He was wandering alone near the gate of ghosts, good guy, he actually let him find an incense shop that was open in the middle of the night!

Meeting is fate, it seems that God wants him to rob a meal of incense.

Li Gui was dreaming of a sweet dream, Xia Guhan shouted impatiently towards the door: "Freshman, freshman and sophomore, see off the guests."

Li Gui was taken aback for a moment, and then two voices that almost overlapped sounded in his ears.

A female voice is as crisp as a silver bell, and a male voice is as clear as spring water.

"okay!"

"I'm coming!"

These two voices came from the empty alley, and seemed to carry an echo.

What followed was a rustling sound, as if something was moving gently.

Li Gui stiffly turned his head to look at the source of the sound.

The light box outside the door seemed to sense his sight, and suddenly lit up.

It was only then that Li Gui noticed that there were two little paper figurines squatting at the entrance of the incense shop. If he remembered correctly, when he followed Xia Guhan into the shop, the paper figurines had their backs facing the door. .

At some point, the little paper puppet turned around!

The red, green, and yellow tricolor lights hit the paper figurine, and the little figurine's sallow face looked even more eerie under the light of the tricolor lights.

The corners of the paper puppet's mouth raised upwards, and a pair of empty eyes suddenly looked at him.

Paper tied girl: "Hey hey hey, I heard you want to rob?"

Paper-made boy: "Get out quickly!"

Specter: "..."

Li Gui: "Ah, ah, ghost!!!"

Li Gui's legs went limp, and the whole ghost lay down on the ground with a jerk. The eyeball that came out of its socket bounced a few times as if a spring had been installed.Finally, the black eyeballs rolled up, revealing the cloudy whites.

The paper puppet: "..."

"Wow!"

"Little boss, little boss, little boss, come and take a look, he was scared to death by us!"

Xia Guhan turned over on the recliner and said vaguely: "Go to the old ghost, don't bother me."

The paper-tied girl: "Go find the old ghost."

The paper-made boy: "You go."

The paper-tied girl made a cowardly expression: "I'm not going!"

The paper-tied boy: "Then let him lie down?"

The paper-tied girl: "Lie down."

After coming to a conclusion, the two little paper figures stood at the entrance of the incense shop, one on the left and the other on the right, like two door gods.

After twelve o'clock in the evening on July [-]th, the gate of hell slammed shut.

The clouds receded and the moonlight fell again.

The street lamp flickered a few times, and cast a faint yellow light again, illuminating the alley.Not far away, sirens sounded one after another, and human voices echoed faintly.

Not long after, a slender figure appeared in the alley.

He was slender and tall, wearing a black suit, his hair was combed back meticulously, revealing a deep and three-dimensional facial features.

The man held an oiled paper umbrella in his hand.

The umbrella ribs are as green as jade and as straight as bamboo joints.The surface of the umbrella is painted with Xiangfei bamboo, and there are a few tears dripping on the green bamboo branches.

The man stopped at the entrance of the incense shop.

The two little paper figures guarding the door secretly stood a little aside, lowering their eyes cowardly, not daring to look at the man.

The man glanced down at the paper-made figure, and the paper-made figure immediately stood at attention with his head slightly lowered, not daring to breathe.

It looks like an elementary school student who was caught by the teacher for doing bad things.

The man didn't speak, and walked into the incense shop, and the first thing he saw was the ghost lying on the ground.

Li Gui's appearance was really ugly, the man frowned.

He didn't seem to do anything, but a faint blue flame suddenly ignited on Li Gui's body.

In just a moment, the flames dissipated together with the ghost.

The man continued walking towards the cash register.

Xia Guhan had a dream.

He couldn't remember exactly what happened in the dream, but the most vivid impression was that someone held his left hand, and then bit his left ring finger, it was so heavy that it was bleeding.

Then he saw the man stick out his tongue and lick the blood from his left ring finger.

The pain was so real that it woke Xia Guhan up.

Xia Guhan opened his eyes in bewilderment, and what came into view was a handsome face.

Seeing this face, Xia Guhan felt more pain in the ring finger of his left hand, and he subconsciously twirled his fingers.

The wound on the ring finger has disappeared, but Xia Guhan will never forget the feeling of being bitten by the old ghost in front of him that night.

After thinking about it, Xia Guhan gave the man a hard look.

Gu Jinnian didn't seem to feel the resentment in Xia Guhan's eyes, and handed the phone to Xia Guhan.

He looked at the handsome man, no, it should be a handsome male ghost, and asked him what he meant with his eyes.

Gu Jinnian: "There is no money."

This time, Xia Guhan's eyes fell on the screen of the mobile phone. On the screen was a novel reading app whose main color was green, and the page was stuck on the top-up page.

Xia Guhan: "..."

A ghost who likes to read the novels of the domineering president and devotes himself to dressing himself as the domineering president, he really has never heard of or seen anything.

Xia Guhan took the phone, recharged ten yuan to the novel account, and then threw the phone to Gu Jinnian.

Gu Jinnian took the phone, glanced at the account with 1000 coins added, and raised his eyebrows.

Today seems to be extra generous, usually only charge one or two yuan.

Gu Jinnian withdrew his gaze, and the old god continued to read the novel he hadn't finished before. Xia Guhan glanced at it curiously, and was instantly overwhelmed by the title of the book.

"Hundred Billion Presidents Run with the Ball".

You said that if you read the president's article, you only read the president's article?Why do you still read the president's article about running with the ball?

As if hearing the doubts in Xia Guhan's heart, Gu Jinnian turned over a page and explained to Xia Guhan: "Gong is a president worth trillions."

He sold Amway to Xia Guhan again, "This novel is beautifully written, do you want to read it?"

"Not interested." Xia Guhan felt sleepy again, and yawned, looking drowsy.

The incense shop suddenly fell silent.

Gu Jinnian quietly continued to read his president's article, Xia Guhan met Zhou Gong with his head drooping.

It wasn't until after reading the latest update of the novel that Gu Jinnian remembered one thing.

"By the way, a man entered the gate of hell by mistake, and I saved him."

Xia Guhan didn't answer, breathing long and long as if he really fell asleep.

This is no surprise.

The incense store is located near the gate of ghosts, every July [-]th when the gate of ghosts opens, there are always people with low fate who will enter the gate of ghosts by mistake.In previous years, Xia Guhan stayed near the gate of ghosts, helping those who entered the gate of hell by mistake to find a way out.

This year, he was struggling with the crew for next month's living expenses. After returning, he was so tired that he fell asleep, and this task was handed over to Gu Jinnian.

Seeing that Xia Guhan didn't respond, Gu Jinnian continued without hesitation: "I saw that his seal was black and full of resentment, so I told him that if he had any difficulties, come to the incense shop at No. 58 Lanyue Lane to find Boss Xia."

Xia Guhan sat up suddenly, stared at Gu Jinnian mournfully, and chose to escape: "Then I won't open the door tomorrow."

Gu Jinnian: "He has a lot of grievances, and he can catch big fish."

He said again: "Do you still have money in your card? If you don't do business, you will have nothing to eat."

Xia Guhan said hehehe: "I made three thousand today."

Gu Jinnian: "..."

No wonder he generously charged ten yuan to his novel account just now.

Gu Jinnian didn't take his eyes off the phone, but said: "But I'm hungry."

Speaking of this point, Xia Guhan became even more mournful. He never imagined that just by being bitten by the old ghost on his ring finger, he was inexplicably bound to a life and death contract with the old ghost.

Oh, and there is a more concise name for this contract of life and death - marriage contract.

That is to say, after Xia Guhan was touched by Gu Jinnian, he married him inexplicably and became a married person.

Gu Jinnian feeds on resentment, and after the fate of the two is tied together, Xia Guhan has to help the old ghost find enough resentment even for his own sake.

But who is Xia Guhan?In order to be lazy, he can do anything.

He pinched his throat, leaned delicately on Gu Jinnian's body, blinked at Gu Jinnian, and whispered: "Husband~ I'm so tired, can I rest tomorrow?"

Gu Jinnian: "..."

He shook his hand and dropped his phone.