Don't guess what pretty boy is thinking

1.

Today I suspected that I hooked up with a number 1,

I just met at noon and went to bed at night,

Not the one to go to bed with,

It may take a while for that to go to bed.

But this bed is also good, you can see pretty boys up close.

Pretty Boy even blow-dried my hair,

And paint my face,

Also seduce me.

If it wasn't for my determination, I would have taken the bait.

Strong concentration is mainly because I am now 0,

Be reserved as 0.

2.

I have a special skill,

You can peek at what other people are thinking.

This makes every relationship I have with ease,

Who is interested in me, who wants to have sex, who wants to develop in the long term, who wants to move on,

Just look at it and you'll know.

But I can't see what pretty boy is thinking,

No, I saw it, I didn't understand it.

Beautiful people are really hard to figure out.

3.

I asked a question on Quora this morning,

"What if my boyfriend thinks I'm pregnant? PS I'm a man."

When I opened it at noon, I had already saved more than [-] replies.

Netizens this year are really very open and democratic.

I expected to get a bunch of "disgusting" "dead gay" comments,

Who knew that what came out was all "beautiful", "exciting" and "hurry up".

But after thinking about it, this doesn't seem to explain anything.

Now that big data is developed,

I will recommend what you usually see on the homepage,

In other words, there is a high probability that my question will be brushed up by gay guys.

However, these homosexuals see their companions encountering love confusion,

If you don't sincerely help me solve it, you only know how to boo.

Really very chilling.

I took a closer look at the three comments with the most likes,

One is "Your boyfriend is so good at playing, can you introduce me when you two break up?"

One is "Yesterday I just saw the news that Xiao 0 inflated his intestines to pretend to be pregnant and lost his gang. Please take it easy."

Another one is "He may be mentally ill."

4.

Shiba Inu is so cute,

How did I not find out before?

Although it is troublesome to keep a dog, the dog hair is really good.

His golden hair should also be quite comfortable to stroke.

5.

Why am I taking a shower?

Whose bathroom is this?

This is not my home!

Omg, does he think I'm flirting?

Well, I'm throwing myself in the arms.

6.

he's really weird,

He seems to have been hinting to me that he is Da Meng 1,

Say something very explosive, it sounds quite emotional, it feels like you are pretending to be forceful, but it is not entirely true...

how to say,

In short, if you are ugly, it will be greasy to say so,

The kind of words that can be tolerated by a handsome man.

I suspect he's just bluffing,

Really fierce 1 how can he be so wordy,

Really big fierce 1 is all done directly.

7.

startled,

This guy actually still had his first kiss!

You've never kissed before, so you must have never done anything else, right?

Comrades, look what treasure I picked up!

Beautiful boy, number 1, broiler chicken,

Randomly picking out two of these three is enough to make me laugh for a long time,

I think I have been doing 1 with tears in my eyes for so many years, probably to accumulate virtue for today!

……and many more,

Suddenly thought of a question,

Since he has never done i, how did he determine that he is 1?

8.

I know it's risky to have sex with office 1,

But I am willing to take this risk in order to eat the pure love dog hook.

I just didn't expect this dog to have a set of ideas of its own,

Not only did he not listen to my guidance, he even bit me hard.

If this is the legendary Ace's love, then I probably don't have the talent for it,

I feel no pleasure at all,

I just feel like I've been bitten by a dog.

[To be continued]

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