Don't guess what pretty boy is thinking

"Don't move!!!" Blueprint roared and jumped up from the sofa.

However, it was too late, Yan Zhongxi had already pulled off the ribbon and saw the contents of the bag.

He bought this massage stick online impulsively when he just broke up with his ex. He originally thought that if he couldn't find a suitable No. 1, he would make a living by himself, but after he got it, he felt ashamed.

After being a 1 for so many years, to be honest, he is not willing to use this thing on the object even as a fun tool—why use it to death if there is a warm living thing?

Now the same thing wants him to do it to himself, even if he closes the door to entertain himself, he still can't do it.

So, for a week after receiving the delivery, he tossed and turned hesitantly touching the massage stick every night.Touch it after taking a shower, touch it after eating, the rubber head is shiny and shiny, and finally it is thrown back into the packing box together with the charging cable.

He spent hundreds of dollars to buy this thing, and he chose hardcover, asking the store to pack it into a high-end gift box.So after lying in the living room for more than two months, the blueprint almost forgot its existence, even if it was seen when cleaning the room, it was just an ordinary gift box and stuffed everywhere to let it accumulate dust.

——It was like this until today that he saw the sun again because of an accident.

Yan Zhongxi's expression visibly changed from surprise to bewilderment, and then from bewilderment to unfathomable.

"Why do such private things stay with snacks? What if someone sees them?" Grabbing the handle and tossing it up gently, the security stick circled in the air and fell back into his hand, "Still It's me."

"Here, I bought this for my girlfriend, don't touch it!" Lantu began to make up things in a hurry, no matter how suffocating this excuse sounded.

The other party did not accept this explanation: "Buy it for your girlfriend? Why are you buying this for your girlfriend?"

"Leave it alone!"

"I'm just asking, don't be angry..." Gu Zhongxi said don't be angry, but his expression is cheap and whizzing, "I thought I bought this kind of thing for myself, not as a gift of."

Blue Tu's face was turned blue and white by what he said, and he had to pretend to be calm: "If you know it's a gift, don't move around!"

"Got it, I'll put it back for you."

"Where to take it and put it."

"Ha, you speak as if you are admonishing students, you are indeed a teacher." Gu Zhongxi put the safety stick upside down and stuffed it into the bag. I don't know if it was intentional, and the switch was activated with a light touch of the thumb to the handle. .

There are six levels in this model, press once to turn on the power, press twice to strengthen, and continue to increase to the strongest level before turning off the power.Gu Zhongxi probably wanted to turn off the power immediately after turning it on, so he pressed it five times in a flustered breath. As a result, the safety stick not only stopped, but also vibrated stronger and stronger, almost flying out of his hand.

"Hey... this, this battery is quite enough?"

Lantu finally realized what it means to have a hard fist. At this moment, he wanted to throw the person in front of him, including the person and the stick, into the trash can, step on his feet and then cover it.

Probably because his displeasure was palpable, Yan Zhongxi calmed down knowingly: "Sorry, I was just surprised that you have a girlfriend. I always thought you were single."

Hearing this, Lantu yelled in his heart.

He is temporarily planning to pretend to be a straight man in front of the other party, but he doesn't want to pretend to be a straight man who already has a girlfriend. This is tantamount to pinching his own peach blossoms with his own hands.But if he doesn't make up a girlfriend, how can he explain his behavior of a single young man buying an electric amp?

It's one thing to want to find number one, it's another thing to be treated as a dissatisfied Sao Ling.What's more, he bought this thing and never used it once. He was so happy that he made a fool of himself first. This is too wronged!

Yan Zhongxi didn't notice the SOS in Lantu's heart at all, and carefully repacked the bag and gift box and put them back in their original places. He turned his head as if he suddenly remembered something: "The girlfriend you mentioned is a man Is it still a girl?"

The blueprint was at a loss for words, and he thought to himself, good guy, this is also a way of thinking.Pretending to be a straight man is so frustrating, or I would simply admit that I bought this safety stick for my boyfriend.

——That's right, my boyfriend and I are in a different place, and the boyfriend is dissatisfied with his desires, so I bought him an ampicle stick online, and I haven't had time to send it out yet.This thing is not for me, it has nothing to do with me.

——If he said that, he would think I was No. 1.But it's not a big problem, the attack and receiving positions can be adjusted, and if you lose face, you can't pick it up again.

"You seem very sure that I'm gay?"

"After all, very few straight men are interested in that kind of comics."

"I've never mentioned my sexuality to anyone, after all, it's not easy to talk about it as a university teacher."

"Understandable, but I think the compatibility between partners is the most important thing compared to gender."

"The two are not contradictory."

"Teacher Lan, do you feel that I smell something?"

"What's the taste? Omurice?"

"How should I put it? It's the kind of smell that is clearly different from others and will have a certain impact on you both mentally and physically."

"Ah, you mean that? I've seen a saying that if you have a crush on a person, you'll like his smell."

"Emmm... that's not all."

Because Lantu couldn't understand what the other party was saying, he had to pretend to listen carefully and stare into his eyes.However, to his disappointment, what the other party thought was more incomprehensible than what he said.

[How to explain pheromones to him? It seems that it is necessary to find an opportunity to systematically popularize science. 】

[I believe he reacted, but he didn't realize it.Damn, it's dangerous for a clueless omega to wander around without a partner, hope he hasn't been tagged yet. 】

——What the hell is he talking about? He seems to have a unique set of views on love.

—Wait, why am I discussing philosophy with him?I just need to clarify that this safety stick is not for me!

"Since I asked, I don't want to hide it. I bought this thing as a gift for my boyfriend."

"I'm a little embarrassed to be so frank, but don't worry, Mr. Lan, I won't spread this matter casually."

[Choose the props yourself?so spicy!But it is also, after all, it is something that is used on oneself, and it is not necessarily satisfactory for others to choose. 】

——? ? ?

——What the hell, did I not express clearly?

"We are in different places, and we only meet a few times in half a year. I am afraid that he will be alone..."

"It must be good to be able to persist in a long-distance relationship, right?"

【He panicked!He's starting to cover up! 】

【Is it you who are lonely? You live alone in a single apartment and you don’t know how to cook. The refrigerator is empty... If you feel lonely, stop your losses in time. Long-distance relationships are hard to bear fruit! 】

"He paid a lot. As the number 1, I can't take good care of him, and I feel very sorry."

"Don't think so, who takes care of whom does not exist in emotional matters."

[It is really very deliberate to emphasize that I am number 1, both openly and secretly. 】

[Although, the omega pretending to be No. 1 is so cute. 】

The author says:

Can I own a starfish today? (?*'?'*)?