Don't guess what pretty boy is thinking

Lantu never thought that he would quarrel with someone in this kind of place. The other party was still a veritable king kong. If a smaller man confronted him, he would probably be knocked down with an arm.

Blueprint has already prepared for the worst, and once King Kong shows signs of doing something, he immediately withdraws his troops and flees.However, what surprised him was that the hostility of the other party seemed to stop at the level of words and expressions, scolding, but the sitting posture remained motionless, and the cigarette in one hand did not even drop a single ash.

At first, Blueprint thought it was the calm before the storm, but after a few rounds, he found that this person hadn't been fully wound up, even if he let go of his courage to fan the flames, he still didn't have enough heat to start the fire.

Coupled with the difficulty in communication, several times of quarreling failed to reach a single point. After a few minutes, this battle of honor completely turned into a conflict at the same table, messing around.

"Pua you? I'm pua, what are you doing? I'll tell you a few words of experience from the bottom of my heart. Are you too hostile to me?"

"I want you to teach me how to find a partner? Take care of yourself first when you have time!"

"Is this a personal attack?"

"What did I attack you for?"

"You've been talking about my being single...I've never admitted to being single. You insisted that I have no partner. Do you think I can't find a partner?"

"I'm not sure." Lan Tu felt guilty when he heard that, because the other party seemed to have never admitted that he was single, "I'm just asking you."

"You are very mean when you ask people."

"You have to worry about what I say? Are you free?"

"Look, I'm very polite to you. It's you who have been talking to me in a rhetorical tone...Every word you say sounds very offensive, can't you feel it?"

"Aren't you just asking me back now!?"

At six o'clock, the number of people in the guild hall gradually increased, and the passing staff stopped to say hello to King Kong, calling each of them "Brother Jin" affectionately.And the blue card who knew him sat down and listened to the verbal battle between the two, and after listening to enough words of persuasion, he left.

Blueprint suddenly felt very boring.After arguing for more than ten minutes, his mouth was parched, but what he said seemed to be smashed into cotton without stirring up any waves. He talked with a duck, and sometimes he was not even sure whether the other party understood.

Jin Xiaogang obviously didn't think there was anything wrong with him. After smoking a cigarette, he lit an updated one: "You can ask anyone, just ask me how is Jin Xiaogang! I have always been heart-to-heart with my friends. You can ask me, whoever asks me for help, I am not doing my best..."

"Okay, you are righteous, you are the eldest brother, I have already thanked you for keeping the key for me, but the rest has nothing to do with you, right?

"You think I'm meddling in taking care of you?"

"Since you're asking this question, let me just say it straight! I didn't ask you to take care of me, nor did I ask you to teach me how to find a partner. You just meddle in my own affairs, and I said you can't be too nosy, right? "

"I'm in charge of three and four? You are the one who is in charge of three and four, right? Who came up to treat me like a donkey and said I leaked privacy? Oh yes, I'll help you get rid of Zheng Lu and that oil bottle, and you still think I'm not good at speaking ?”

"One mouthful of 'sissy' sounds good?"

"I didn't talk about you, why are you so excited? Don't you call meddling?"

"You scolded my housekeeper and I can't talk back?"

"When did I scold your housekeeper?"

"..."

"Although I didn't scold you, but you really look like a housekeeper. I'm too lazy to talk to you here for half an hour! Seriously, if you have the time, you might as well order two glasses of wine for the blue card you like. Chatting, how to order wine anonymously, do you know, I don’t know, I’ll teach you... Also, don’t hang out with Zheng Lu and them, really, Brother Jin won’t cheat you, if you’re forced to see that you’re really pure, I’ll kill you right away When you are a rival in love, following him you can only eat what he eats..."

"Are you enough? Who is the housekeeper!? If I say one sentence, you have to say ten sentences. There is no end!?"

"Don't be ignorant, I'm thinking about it for you! Do you know how difficult it is to get out of the order with a red card in the kingdom? I don't have any sense of crisis. Really, the current number zero is getting worse and worse..."

"Are you fucking insane? My mother doesn't even worry about me finding a partner. Who are you!?"

Lantu couldn't bear to swear, and just as he was about to shoot the case, the phone in his pocket suddenly rang.Click on it to see that it is a WeChat call, and the sender is "Liangzi".

Blueprint was still hesitating whether to answer, but his fingers had already pressed the answer button reflexively.In a panic, he raised the phone to his ear, and Gu Zhongxi's cheerful voice came out from the screen: "Mr. Lan, is the meeting over? I just sent you a message and you didn't reply."

"Ah, it's over, it's over..." Lantu's tone suddenly softened, "And you, are you off work?"

The author says:

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuupdating these days is too painful, I always want to go off and check Weibo(ノДT)