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[Picture] Duan Lang v: New stills [Heart] Thank you for supporting Duan Lang fans

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As soon as I refreshed Weibo, I saw the male god (?) posted a new status, and Lin Tianluo quickly entered the content in the comment box: sofa?That floral shirt inside is so ugly, it’s the same color as my bed sheets, male god (diaosi), your taste in picking scripts is really getting more and more speechless [Mad sweat] [Mad sweat]

Quickly hit send.

In less than a few tens of seconds, Lin Tianluo received countless patting bricks——

eiffe1 replied to Luo Luoluo: Fuck off!You low-level black [angry]

mis-Liu replied to Luo Luoluo: Your mother told you to go home and take medicine [digging booger]

mmaybe replied to Luo Luoluo: [spit] [spit] [spit]

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Sure enough, the comment area quickly became bloody and full of resentment.

Duan Lang is a newly promoted male god in the entertainment industry in the past few years who is both powerful and idol. With a hit drama sweeping the headlines of all major websites, he became the dream lover of thousands of girls overnight.However, Duan Lang's career as a star has not been smooth sailing. In the first few years of his debut, he played a few extras and played supporting roles. When he was the worst, he had no acting for two years in a row.

Lin Tianluo's cute Duan Lang is a soy sauce role he played in a drama not long after his debut. Although he received the box lunch soon, Lin Tianluo took it to heart inexplicably, and even found a scene with him on purpose. , edit it into a short video and store it in the computer, take it out and enjoy it when you have time.

However, Duan Lang is not Lin Tianluo's number one male god. Lin Tianluo's number one male god is Qiao Ran. Compared to Duan Lang, Qiao Ran's luck is so good that the box office hits the box office in his first film. As the leading actor, Qiao Ran immediately gained a group of diehard fans, and Lin Tianluo was an inconspicuous one among the thousands of horses.

In line with the principle of resolutely supporting male gods and killing opponents, Lin Tianluo has turned countless fans of male gods and goddesses over the years, and Duan Lang is the one that confuses him the most.

Speaking of the root cause of this period of fans turning black, we have to start with Qiao Ran's recent hit drama, where he and Duan Lang played the male lead and the villain *oss respectively. After the drama was broadcast, the fans immediately divided into two factions. One faction supported Qiao Ran, claiming to be an absolute male god, and instantly killed all the characters in the play, while the other group stood behind Duan Lang, feeling sorry for Duan Lang's character, while stepping on Qiao Ran ruthlessly, which finally angered Qiao Ran's fan group and aroused fans from both sides. Of course, there is a third faction that supports Qiao Ran and Duan Lang's CP.

Lin Tianluo, as one of Qiao Ran's loyal fans, naturally firmly supported her male god, and decisively turned Duan Lang's fans.

So Lin Tianluo experienced a slow journey from low-end black to high-end black...

From then on, wherever there is Duan Lang, there is always Lin Tianluo. Duan Lang's whereabouts and status are all well known, and he is more dedicated than professional paparazzi, and he is the true love among black fans!

Hence the above scene.

Duan Lang's fans are still cursing, and some quality fans are persuading his fans not to care about such low-end hacks as him.

Lin Tianluo turned off the comment section, and was about to go to Duan Lang's post bar to have a look, when he suddenly received a private message.Lin Tianluo poked open the private message, and a prompt box popped up immediately: You two/Forcing me to endure you for a long time, every day black my male god, curse you to be struck by lightning, struck by lightning, struck by lightning, struck by lightning, struck by lightning, struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning Lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning struck by lightning~~~~

Lin Tianluo was shocked by the screen full of being struck by lightning.

The sky outside suddenly darkened. He closed the private message and turned to close the window. Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed. Lin Tianluo remembered that the screen was struck by lightning just now. He had a bad premonition in his heart, and suddenly a thunderbolt struck.

Lin Tianluo: "..."

Lin Tianluo died and was struck by lightning. It's like a joke. Unfortunately, Lin Tianluo can't laugh anymore. If he is given a chance, he will cry and hug the thigh of the male god Duan Lang. He lives again.

The road to Huangquan was full of blood-red manjusawa, and Lin Tianluo floated along with a group of ghosts.

"Go to the left if you are old and dead, go to the right if you accidentally die, and go to the middle if you don't know why." The hoarse voice of the ghost messenger rang.

It turned out to be Naihe Bridge.

Meng Po is distributing Meng Po soup at the bridgehead.

He was struck to death by lightning, Lin Tianluo decisively walked to the right, Meng Po handed him a bowl of soup: "Drink this bowl of Meng Po soup, jump off the reincarnation platform, have a good pregnancy, and be reborn as a human being."

Lin Tianluo drank Mengpo soup, walked to the reincarnation platform, and hesitated.

He was thinking about what kind of posture to jump to be a rich second generation in his next life.

The unjust ghost behind was not happy, and poked his waist: "Hurry up and jump you, dawdle, waste my time, I saw a good fetus, and I want to rush to reincarnate."

Lin Tianluo: "..." Turning around, he piled up his face and smiled, "You are so powerful, teach me two tricks, how can I have a good pregnancy, I want to be a rich second generation in my next life."

"That's easy!" The man readily agreed, patted him on the shoulder, "Turn around, brother will help you."

Lin Tianluo turned around obediently.

The buddy raised his foot from behind him, found a position, and kicked Lin Tianluo's ass hard.

Lin Tianluo let out an "ah" and was kicked out of the reincarnation platform by this kick.

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That buddy's kick was really hard, Lin Tianluo was not only kicked out of the underworld, but also the Mengpo soup in his stomach was kicked out.Just in time for the space-time tunnel to open, Lin Tianluo was pulled to ancient times by a suction force.

At this moment, he was squatting on the roof and watching a funeral procession depressedly. The ghost messenger who chased him squatted beside him, holding the register: "Your situation is quite special. Now your name has been removed from the reincarnation register. If it’s not in our control, we can’t do anything about it.”

Lin Tianluo went crazy: "You mean I will always be a lonely ghost?"

The ghost messenger showed a sorry look.

"Can I possess myself?" Lin Tianluo's eyes lit up when he saw the coffin.

The ghost almost nodded: "But you can only find the body that has just died not long ago to possess, and possessing it is a big problem. At the beginning, you must not be able to freely control that body, and there are cases where you often fall out of the body. "

"That's better than being a lonely ghost. It's decided like this. I want that body." Lin Tianluo stood up and pointed to the coffin.

The ghost messenger was flipping through the booklet beside him, without raising his eyes, he said, "You have good eyesight. That is the young master of the Lin family, the richest man in the city. Coincidentally, his name is the same as yours. This year, he just died not long ago. Not only that, but the appearance is also very good, if you can really enter that body, you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life."

"Then it's settled like this, thank you, Brother Guicha, I will often go back to the underworld to see you in the future." Lin Tianluo rubbed his hands, seeing the funeral procession walk to the eaves where he was, he shouted anxiously. rushed over.

When he first entered the body, he had a splitting headache, and the feeling of extreme discomfort clamored to drive out Lin Tianluo, the foreign intruder, but who was Lin Tianluo? All crucified.

Lin Tianluo: "!!!"

Before he was buried, Lin Tianluo frantically beat on the coffin and shouted, "Come on! Let me out! I'm not dead! I'm not dead!"

With a bang, the coffin fell to the ground. Lin Tianluo was dizzy and rolled out of his body with a bang. Only then did he realize that the original funeral procession and pedestrians on the street had all run away in an instant, leaving only an empty street and Paper money all over the floor.

Lin Tianluo: "..."

His body couldn't get in for the time being, so he could only squat on the coffin and look at the sky depressedly.

After a while, a group of people came running from a distance from the city gate. The one who ran in front was a young handsome man. He was dressed in white and had no expression on his face. It was a middle-aged fat uncle who kept saying: "I really didn't lie to you, young master, there was a bang bang sound coming from inside the coffin, and I heard something vaguely saying 'I'm not dead'."

While speaking, a group of people had already arrived beside the coffin. Lin Tianluo sat on the coffin lid and looked up at the man's chin.

The man's gloomy eyes glanced in his direction, Lin Tianluo was startled, thinking he saw himself.

The man withdrew his gaze and looked at the fat uncle: "Is this what you call a fake corpse?"

The fat uncle also looked puzzled: "It's strange, why is there no movement now? We all heard it with our own ears just now, and they can all testify."

Immediately, a group of people nodded.

The man glanced at them coldly, and said in a deep voice: "How can someone cheat a corpse in broad daylight? Luo'er is already dead, and even if there is movement in the coffin, it will definitely not be Luo'er."

"But Eldest Young Master, in case Young Master is really not dead..."

"Uncle Wu, are you confused?" The man interrupted him in a cold voice, "It was you and I who watched Luo'er die with our own eyes."

The fat uncle lowered his eyes sadly.

"Uncle Wu, I know everyone is very sad about Luo'er's death, and they don't want to accept it, but facts are facts, and if this continues, Luo'er will not feel at ease. Let Luo'er go to the ground as soon as possible. Don't tell me what happened today. Father and mother, the old man is too old to stand such a toss."

Uncle Wu took a deep breath and nodded: "Yes, young master."

Lin Tianluo: "!!!" Fuck, is this man really the big brother of this body?This is in a hurry to bury my younger brother, so I can't tell my parents!