love is to chase

This is the first few weeks, and this is the dozens of messages, and the prince only replied one "stupid".Peaty, I'm focused on him wholeheartedly. Could it be that he's gone for a fling? Damn it, probably not!But when Li Fanfan thought about Yi Han's popularity, it really made him think that it was possible.

"Brother Fanfan, I'm here." An affectionate call brought Li Fanfan back to reality from his reverie, Li Fanfan turned his head, he really didn't want to see her, the person who came was none other than Ruhua.At this time, Ruhua came running in slow motion while shouting, and she stretched out her right hand and dangled back and forth above her head like a convulsion. A big red handkerchief!

"Uh, Ruhua, why are you here again?" Li Fanfan was already numb. Since he came back, Ruhua has visited his house about 20 times a day, which has broken all previous records. Li Fanfan From the initial madness has evolved to numbness.

"You didn't even come to play with me, so I came here. I hate it, Brother Fanfan. It's not like you don't know how people treat you." Ruhua picked her nose while talking, and threw her affectionately at Li Fanfan. With a wink, Li Fanfan felt a chill all over his body.

Damn, are you making a Stephen Chow movie now?

"Then you sit down casually, I'll go back to the room first." Li Fanfan immediately got up and made an escape posture.

"Brother Fanfan, I have something to look for you." Ruhua grabbed Li Fanfan.

Li Fanfan wants to break free from Ruhua, but Ruhua is helpless, but Ruhua is a woman who can even hug Li Fanfan.Li Fanfan could be hugged before losing weight, let alone Li Fanfan after losing weight.

"Let go of me first, let's talk about what's going on, okay?" Li Fanfan couldn't break free and had to persuade him.

Ruhua's rouge-covered face became even redder, she tooted her lips and said, "Well, isn't the weather nice these days, I want to go for a walk by the river with you." Eye.

"No, the uncle Huang next door's aunt's sister's wife's brother-in-law's pig is about to have piglets, and I'm going to help." Peat, I'm afraid that if I go, I will lose my life at the end of the day.Ruhua hinted that Li Fanfan didn't do it once or twice, and sometimes rubbed against Li Fanfan intentionally or unintentionally.

Seeing that Li Fanfan refused to give in, he pouted like a flower, with an aggrieved expression on his face, and deliberately smeared two "tear marks" on his eyes with his saliva.

"Hey, Ru Hua is here, what's the matter with you?" Hua Hua came back from the field and saw Ru Hua's aggrieved face.

"Auntie, Brother Fanfan said he didn't have time to play with me." After saying that, he pretended to wipe away his tears.

When Huahua heard this, Li Fanfan immediately gave Li Fanfan a bad face, "I'm using your living expenses to order you to go play with Ruhua immediately."

"Mom, how could you do this?" Li Fanfan became anxious when he heard that.

"Are you going?" Huali didn't say much, and stared at Li Fanfan directly.

"Hey, I'll go..." Li Fanfan was so entangled that he couldn't do it without money, so he gave in. Anyway, he just needs to be careful. If Ruhua really dares to violate him, he will fight to the death. Keep your virginity.Nima, I will definitely not go home next semester!

……

Somewhere by the cow dung river.

"Brother Fanfan, do you think this place is beautiful?" Ruhua sighed while holding Li Fanfan's hand.

"Do you think the smell of cow dung is delicious?" Li Fanfan said while covering his nose.

Ruhua smiled shyly, "With Brother Fanfan, even shit smells good to me." After speaking, she still didn't forget to rub against Li Fanfan's side again.

"..." Li Fanfan decided not to pay any attention to Ru Hua.

"Brother Fanfan, the wild flowers there are so beautiful, go pick them for me." After speaking, Ruhua shyly patted Li Fanfan's buttocks.

Li Fanfan was stiff all over, oh my god, when will this day be so big!I'm about to collapse! !

Ruhua watched Li Fanfan picking wild flowers on the bank of the river, and suddenly remembered the romantic plot in the TV series. What's in her pocket, don't even try to run away. "Brother Fanfan, I'm coming"

But Li Fanfan turned his back to Ruhua, and didn't see Ruhua flying towards him at all, "Hey...how come there is a 10 yuan RMB ticket here, hehe, what a damn luck." Then Li Fanfan walked over to pick up Grandpa Mao.

"Ah!!!" Ru Hua flew into the air and fell into the river...

Li Fanfan only heard his voice but not his person, peat, why did he seem to pass behind me like a flower just now, no way, there is a cow dung river behind me.

"Help, help, Brother Fanfan." Although Ruhua is a woman, she also has shortcomings, landlubber.

Li Fanfan looked down when he heard the voice of help, "Damn it, Ruhua, why did you get down there?" Ruhua's body was covered in cow dung, and she was slapping the water with both hands.

"Wait for me, I'll find something to save you right away." Li Fanfan really wanted to see more of Ruhua's miserable situation, sister, this period of time has made me very bored, but the spirit of humanity still made him stop doing this Do.

Li Fanfan took a bamboo pole and spent a lot of effort to rescue Ruhua, who knew that Ruhua fainted after landing.

"Ruhua, Ruhua..." Li Fanfan was in a hurry. It was peaty, and it would take an hour to send it to the hospital. After going there, he would die, and there was no one here. What else can he do?

"Do you need artificial respiration?"

Ruhua, who was pretending to be dizzy, immediately pursed her red lips when she heard that Li Fanfan wanted to help her with artificial respiration.

Li Fanfan saw the man with cow shit all over his face and his red mouth pouted like a flower, and suddenly had the urge to vomit dryly.

The two remained in a stalemate for 10 minutes, and Li Fanfan did not take any action. At this time, Dasha, the famous fart king from the next village, came over.Dasha, who was dizzy from drinking, raised his eyes and looked at the ground in front of him. There seemed to be a beautiful woman lying on the ground. At this time, the beautiful woman was still pouted, hehe, this relationship is so good, my father has never tasted the taste of a woman at his age, even if he kissed her That's fine too.

Dasha walked unsteadily, came to Ruhua and squatted down, directly ignored Li Fanfan, put the sausage mouth on Ruhua's mouth without saying a word, Ruhua saw that she had been pouting for so long and finally responded, I was so excited in my heart, I was still thinking about the scene of the male and female protagonists kissing passionately on TV, and I made a cooperating sound, with an intoxicated expression on my face.And Dasha also farted in a very appropriate way.

Seeing such a "passionate" scene, Li Fanfan couldn't help but ran to the side and vomited.After a while, Dasha finally took out his mouth, walked over to Li Fanfan, licked his mouth, patted Li Fanfan's shoulder with a reluctance, farted again, and left.

Li Fanfan stared dumbfounded at Dasha going away, already petrified on the spot.At this time, Ruhua opened her eyes shyly, and licked the drool on her red lips with unsatisfied desire. "Brother Fanfan, you are really good. Although you farted in the middle, it still stinks, but I like it! What a man"

"..." Li Fanfan didn't know how to explain it anymore, damn it, even if he jumped into the Yellow River this time, he couldn't clean it up.