Lovelorn Front Alliance

Situ Wuwei's movements paused, he turned his head mechanically to look at Mo Que, and said word by word: "You, buy it?" "Who else is it?" Who will buy something for you bastard? Four thousand and nine! This is the first time I bought such an expensive thing."

Situ Wuwei looked remorseful, but in fact, his intestines were green with regret, "But, but, didn't that guy give you this watch?" Situ Wuwei pouted at Qu Peng's seat.

Mo Que glared at Situ Wuwei, "I showed him that! He just gave it back to me! I still have his watch!" After finishing speaking, Mo Que looked at the watch in his hand, "He My watch is still in my hand, why is this guy walking so fast! Eh? Situ Wuwei? You, why did you put the pieces in your pocket?"

Situ Wuwei gritted his teeth, "I'll go home and see if I can stick it together."

The corners of Mo Que's mouth twitched, and he muttered, "There's something wrong."

In this way, the noisy days passed, and the relationship between Mo Que and Situ Wuwei gradually stabilized, like a small canal of water, which does not splash much waves, but keeps flowing, pattering happily alone.Although twists and turns have always existed, both of them know each other's temper problems and can tolerate them.

Many living habits were gradually exposed and gradually accepted by the other party. They all made compromises, and their respective corners were smoothed by life bit by bit, and gradually, it seemed to gradually merge into one.

But Mo Que really can't tolerate Situ Wuwei's old problems. This guy is too suspicious, and he has obvious double standards. Even if Mo Que comes back a few minutes late at night, this guy will call and mutter, so it is said in the unit that , Mo Que has a shrewd and strong wife, and Mo Que has also been dubbed the title of strict wife management.

As for going to dinner with the boss, as long as this guy finds out, within 3 minutes, he is guaranteed to appear behind you and stare at you. If you don’t speak, just stare at you, like a ghost behind your back.

Can you imagine that feeling?

Mo Que was terrified every time he turned his head, "Situ Wuwei, can you stop being so elusive?"

Situ Wuwei replied quietly: "I'm out for dinner..."

Qu Peng took a few mouthfuls of food and left on the pretext of having something to do, and the two young couples were left face to face.

But what Situ Wuwei can't stand the most is that Mo Que always doesn't let him do some... not very serious things, his thoughts are very conservative, he is not allowed to prostitute in the daytime, he is not allowed to wear socks that show his ankles, he is not allowed to wear a vest, he is not allowed to Watching movies at home, not buying pornographic books, not showing sexual objects in the house, and the time interval between each time you do it must not be less than one week, and you are not allowed...

There are always a lot of rules that don't allow this and that don't allow it, making Situ Wuwei even think that Mo Que came from some old antique house.Situ Wuwei and Mo Que quarreled and quarreled over this matter, but Mo Que insisted on holding on to the last line of defense and refused to give in. With Situ Wuwei's repeated efforts, he won...

Don't miss the right to help him shoot every night (==)

Then, the second unbearable thing for Situ Wuwei is that Mo Que is very diligent in changing clothes and so on, but he just doesn't like changing shoes.

Whenever Situ Wuwei came home, he would know if Mo Que was home by smelling it.So - Situ Wuwei felt that he had to do something.

"Mo Que, go brush your shoes." Situ Wuwei lay on the sofa and said to Mo Que who had just entered the door without looking back.

Mo Que held his breath and put his shoes on the balcony.

"Hey." Situ Wuwei sat up, "I'm telling you to clean your shoes, not to deal with the smell. If that's the case, I'll buy a few bottles of air freshener and it will be over."

Mo Que rolled his eyes, "I'm so tired of brushing my shoes...and it's degummed after washing too much."

Situ Wuwei squinted at Mo Que, "I'll buy it for you if it comes off, there's plenty of money!"

Mo Que curled his lips, sat next to Situ Wuwei, and leaned on his shoulder, "Today I helped the eighth woman lose weight, and that guy always glanced at me."

"Don't change the subject." Situ Wuwei pushed Mo Que away, "Go brush your shoes."

Mo Que rolled his eyes again, "How about...you help me brush it?"

"Don't think about it!" Situ Wuwei grinned, "You want me to clean your shoes all day long, but if your sweaty feet don't wear them, I'll buy you those socks and clean them yourself."

Mo Que looked at the floor, "The socks you bought are uncomfortable to wear."

"Go, go!" Situ Wuwei shouted impatiently.

Don't be short of hair, "I didn't even mention you for smoking a lot, why do you keep catching me on this!"

Situ Wuwei stared, "Hey, are you reasonable? Or I won't smoke! You clean your shoes frequently!"

"Okay!" Mo Que made a decision, "If you can quit smoking, I will clean my shoes frequently!"

Ever since, Situ Wuwei hasn't smoked any more until today.It is said that men who can quit smoking and women who can lose weight are the least to be messed with, but I am afraid that only Situ Wuwei knows the taste of not smoking.

Anyone who has been smoking for a long time will have a craving for cigarettes. If I don’t smoke for a day, my heart will itch, like scratching with claws.Situ Wuwei is an old smoker. It is said that one cigarette after a meal is as happy as a fairy, two cigarettes after a meal, and the fairy disappears, three cigarettes after a meal, and his wife throws it away. You will know how addicted Situ Wuwei is to smoking.

If we want to talk about Situ Wuwei's addiction to cigarettes, we have to talk about Situ Wuwei's drinking capacity. He said that he drinks three and a half catties of liquor and drinks beer casually.

Far away.

In short, Situ Wuwei was banned by Mo Que for these two small hobbies.

As soon as this addiction is committed, Situ Wuwei subconsciously rubs his fingers, rubs his index finger and middle finger on his nose and smells it. People who smoke all the year round will have a faint smell of tobacco on their fingertips. ——No smoke, isn’t it fatal? Hurry up, search around while Mo Que is not at home.

The first thing Situ Wuwei opened was the hidden compartment behind the bed. He was dumbfounded when he saw that all the hidden cigars were gone. Then he remembered that he had told Mo Que a long time ago that there were things hidden here.

I searched the house again, hey, there is nothing missing.Situ Wuwei stood in the room scratching his head, but he didn't see it, this kid belongs to the police dog, right?Why are all the hidden things gone?

Even the bit of marijuana that Situ Wuwei hid was gone... Broken.

Situ Wuwei clapped his hands, and there were all kinds of photos and rare sexual abuse items that he didn't want to lose in the place where the marijuana was hidden... probably lost by Mo Que.

Situ fearlessly pondered, go down to buy a pack of cigarettes?

No, you have to go farther away, what if you bump into Mo Que by accident?

Situ Wuwei took a lot of effort to go around in a big circle to buy a pack of cigarettes, and then hid in a small place to smoke. He touched his pocket and found that he didn't bring a lighter—Situ Wuwei patted his head regretfully, and bought all the chewing gum , why forgot the lighter?Coincidentally, there was a smoker standing next to him, but his technique was not very good, and he kept coughing.

Situ Wuwei thought, if this guy coughs so much, then stop smoking.He patted him, "Brother, borrow a lighter." The man didn't turn around, but just handed over the lighter.

Situ Wuwei found it, with a cigarette in his mouth, he took a deep breath, heh, it's been a long time since I tasted this taste!

Hearing the man coughing again, louder and louder, Situ Wuwei joked: "If you don't know how to smoke, don't smoke, don't be so old..."

The smoke dropped.

The corner of Situ Wuwei's mouth twitched, "Mo, Mo Que?"

Mo Que was still coughing, "You, cough, why are you here?"

Situ Wuwei looked at Mo Que: "Why are you smoking?"

Mo Que stared, "Are you here to smoke?!"

Situ Wuwei didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "No, what, I said, don't you don't smoke? You also said that you hate the smell of smoke at home."

Mo Que said helplessly: "I saw that you were suffering from suffocation, so I wanted to try it. Does this stuff really taste so good? It choked me to death." Mo Que raised the cigarette butt in his hand.

Situ Wuwei looked at Mo Que and sighed, "Forget it, let's go home." He threw the cigarette away, took out a pack of unopened soft China from his pocket, and threw it away, "No more."

The corner of Mo Que's mouth twitched, and he picked up the cigarette again, "Why are you so wasteful? You can exchange for money if you don't smoke!" Then, he remembered, "You smoke again!" Mo Que pointed at Situ Wuwei's nose, "How did you tell me!"

Situ Wuwei laughed, "I won't smoke anymore, I really won't smoke this time, let's go home and get you something delicious."

"Situ Wuwei! There's no end to this!" Mo Que insisted, "Also, I found something when I was cleaning yesterday, what do you call an explanation?"

Situ Wuwei pulled three black lines up and down his head, "Uh, that, aha."

"Aha, your sister!" Mo Que glared at Situ Wuwei and punched Situ Wuwei in the head, "How do you explain it?"

Situ Wuwei simply hugged Mo Que, and sang as he walked, "Aha, give me a glass of forgetting love water, let me..."

"Hey!" Mo Que was at a loss, "You rascal!"

"Haha." Situ Wuwei smiled, "How time flies, tomorrow will be April."

Mo Que also said, "En."

"Hey, just right, tomorrow is my mother's death day." Situ Wuwei looked at Mo Que and said, "Come with me to see her."