Lovelorn Front Alliance

Ye Bandit's conception of the new article is whimsical. At the beginning, he planned to build a brand new world, and this world is inextricably linked with the real world. After talking about this idea with Yu Guiqing, Yu Guiqing hit mercilessly, her original words were as follows——

"What? Build a new world? That's ok, writing like this is another world, but Western Fantasy is a cold genre in Jinjiang, and the new vest you registered in Jinjiang basically has no loyal readers, so the possibility of jumping is a bit Big, but if you plan to write what type? Huh? Romance? Needless to say, it’s so cold to death, it’s so cold to death, romance in another world is colder than old sayings, I advise you to give up.”

Ye Bandit, who had been hit so hard, went to the major lists in Jinjiang to have a look, and found that...

It’s true that there is no alien romance, but it did let him see an alien beauty article, click on it, and it’s actually entered V, and this article can be regarded as a general style of writing. so good?

Ye Bandit, who regarded Yu Guiqing as his only support, immediately ran to her to ask, and the answer he got was-"Danmei in the other world is relatively cold, but Danmei at the starting point has been quite popular recently. You were not at the starting point before. Did you write it? You can try it."

With the support of Yu Guiqing, the industrious little bee Ye Bandit was naturally busy, but after thinking about it for a long time, he couldn't figure out how to write this starting point Liudanmei, and stared at the WORD document in a daze.Ye Pi rubbed his head in pain, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

In the end, Ye Bandit went to Baidu for a look at Danmei, and immediately felt embarrassing. [The original intention of Danmei School was to "reflect the naturalism that mainly exposed the ugly side of human nature, and wanted to find sensual beauty, revel in it and pursue literature. significance"】

Ah, ah? !

Against the naturalism that exposes the ugly side of human nature, and wants to find out the beauty of the senses, revel in it and pursue the meaning of literature, Ye Bandit thought for a while...

It seems that the danmei texts seen on major websites have no such meaning at all, what exposes the ugly side of human nature.What does he want to find sensual beauty and be intoxicated by it... Ye Pie was silent for a while, thinking that it would be reliable to read a few more danmei novels.

Although he has not yet become a writer, Ye Bandit possesses the most characteristic feature of a writer during this period - he has become a night owl, his eyes glow at night and he feels sleepy during the day.

And good-looking novels are easy to sink, so...

When Ye Banda was abused, he didn't sleep all night. Finally, he found that this stuff was a pit- "Ahhhhh! Pit your sister !!! I want to send a bomb to this author!"

"Heh, are you so full of energy so early in the morning?" Ruo Qinghan's voice came from outside the door with a smile, and Ye Bandit realized that a whole night had passed before he knew it. Looks great!

Ye Bandit didn't respond to Ruo Qinghan's words, but Ruo Qinghan didn't need him to respond, because there was no need to respond to these words.

Ruo Qinghan hummed a ditty, brushed his teeth and washed his face, it's only past six o'clock, and usually he doesn't need to get up so early, but he agreed to help a teacher substitute for half a semester of design.

Not only the name of Vinda Sassoon Academy is cheating, but also the start time of the first class in the morning and the first class in the afternoon is also cheating.The first class starts at 25:[-] and ends at [-]:[-], and the fifth class starts again at [-]:[-] pm. When Ye Bandit saw this schedule, the first sentence he said was a swear word—"Design such a schedule People are sick!"

Although countless people complained, this schedule has been implemented for decades without any change. Vinda Sassoon College does not have morning reading or morning jogging, but it has a schedule that countless people are crazy about.

The student dormitory is half an hour's walk from the teaching building, and there are many bicycles up and down the stairs on the road, which is really inconvenient to pass. Moreover, the four of them often have classes in the first period, so Ye Bandit was a group of four back then. Often waking up at 06:30...could anything be more tragic?

Ruo Qinghan still wears his roller shoes to school, he is still so glamorous, always attracts the eyes of passers-by, and Ruo Qinghan also thinks he is attractive, even he has a little prince disease - if I'm not attractive, so I'd like to see if the sun rises in the west.

Arrived at the school smoothly, changed the shoes, it was almost time for class, Ruo Qinghan almost ran to the classroom, flustered like a late student.

"Hey, buddy, it's really early. The substitute hasn't come, so go in quickly."

Ruo Qinghan heard this sentence when he was standing at the door of the classroom, he was a little speechless and looked over, this familiar boy looked very ordinary.

Ruo Qinghan smiled, "Really?" He strode to the podium, coughed twice, and looked around the classroom.

The noisy classroom fell silent at this moment, and all the first-year students below stared at him suspiciously.Ruo Qinghan even heard a girl at the bottom say: "So handsome."

With a sense of superiority, Ruo Qinghan turned on the electronic equipment, patted the microphone with his hand, and confirmed that the equipment was in good condition, "Well, let me introduce myself first, my name is Ruo Qinghan, and I will be your substitute for the second half of the semester teacher."

Ruo Qinghan paused for a moment, and when there was a commotion below, Ruo Qinghan continued with satisfaction: "Okay, just be quiet for a while, I want to know about Teacher Chen's tutorial on your class..."

"Teacher, don't you introduce yourself first?" a girl asked.

Ruo Qinghan said: "You are?"

"Huang Xingting."

"Well, Huang Xingting, I think I should have told you, my name is..."

"Is there only one name?" Huang Xingting interrupted Ruo Qinghan dissatisfiedly, "Teacher, you are too insincere! At least you have to be comprehensive, we don't know much about you."

Ruo Qinghan found it funny for no reason, and a smile appeared on his face, "So, what does Huang Xingting want to know?"

Huang Xingting suddenly smiled, "Teacher, are you sure you want me to ask?"

Then, without waiting for Ruo Qinghan to answer, she rushed to say: "What is your height, weight, age, family address, family members, whether you have a girlfriend, criteria for choosing a spouse, how much monthly income, etc., etc."

Facing Huang Xingting's cannonball-like question, Ruo Qinghan was stunned for a moment, then said dumbfoundedly: "Student Huang Xingting, do you have a nickname Huang Kuaizui?"

The girl finished speaking at an extremely fast speed, and even made it clear.

A girl said: "Teacher, her name is Huang Ba Po! Because she is very Ba Po!"

This nickname caused a burst of laughter.

Huang Xingting turned her head and retorted mercilessly: "You are only an eighth-wife, your whole family is eighth-wife, your ancestors have eighteen generations of eighth-wife, and your family's ancestral graves are all eighth-wife!"

Let me go, this little girl is so talkative, Ruo Qinghan thinks she can't stand it, and said with a smile: "There are so many questions, let me answer some of them. I just said that Ruo Qinghan is 23 years old, 1.7 meters tall, and weighs 53 kilograms." , no girlfriend, mate selection criteria, home address, family members, monthly income, and other privacy-related issues are kept secret.”

Not only did Huang Xingting not get hit, but she was eager to try, "So, what do you think of me?"

Ruo Qinghan was taken aback, "How about what?"

Huang Xingting said: "How about being your girlfriend?!"

Such bold words caused countless people to start booing, Ruo Qinghan shook his head with a smile, "It's not that good."

Huang Xingting said: "Teacher, think about it, I can go to the hall and the kitchen, get up under the quilt and warm the cold bed, push DATO down and fight Demacia, and hold the whole group with milk and hold the Lich King firmly! "

Ruo Qinghan can't laugh or cry, what's all this! "Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, let's start the class, where did Teacher Chen teach you?"

……

When the class bell rang, Ruo Qinghan started to stir the equipment, and said by the way: "This is the end of this class, I may not be very clear about it, because there are too many people, and the three classes will always be unable to take care of the class together. Then homework, write the Arabic numeral 6 in six ways, and the time to hand in the homework is before the next class, that is to say, you have four days to complete the homework."

There are many mourners below.

"Six ways to write the Arabic numeral 6? Teacher, do you want to be so crazy?"

Ruo Qinghan was taken aback, the voice was familiar and he looked up, "Why are you here?"

Chi Hanfeng smiled and said: "I have listened to two classes. If the teacher is too focused on the lecture, he will naturally not be able to find me, a little person~"

Ruo Qinghan grinned, "Come on, you still sneaked in to attend freshman class with so much time."

Before Chi Hanfeng could speak, Huang Xingting said quietly, "I shouldn't have asked you if you have a girlfriend."

The two people who were talking were taken aback for a moment. Looking at Huang Xingting who appeared out of nowhere, Huang Xingting said the last sentence, "I should ask if you have a boyfriend..."

Chi Hanfeng bared a smile, and suddenly hugged Ruo Qinghan, "Yes, this is my wife!"

Ruo Qinghan was unprepared for a moment, his eyes widened, "There is something wrong with you!"

The students who hadn't finished walking suddenly yelled, and a large group of people booed as if they had suddenly realized, "Oh——"

Ruo Qinghan blushed a little, he coughed, "Do you think there is too little homework?"

"no no……"

The students ran away in a hurry.

Chi Hanfeng smiled, "Okay, let's go to eat, I heard that Sanfan recently launched a new dish."

"You came to see me for dinner?" Ruo Qinghan raised his eyebrows, and Chi Hanfeng took out two movie tickets from his pocket, "Not only for dinner, but also for watching movies."

Ruo Qinghan was silent for a while, and asked, "Why did you invite me to watch a movie?"

Chi Hanfeng was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and said, "Because I went with my friend originally, but his girlfriend came suddenly, so...in the principle of not wasting, teacher, will you go to see it with me?"

The name of the movie is the great Bill Gates. It seems to be about the story of World War I. Ruo Qinghan didn't watch it anyway. The two bought popcorn and finished it, waiting for the movie to open.

And not far from the left rear of the two, Jing Boran and Yang Zhengyu were also holding popcorn, waiting for the opening of the movie.