Lovelorn Front Alliance

Ye Bandit's living habits have always been bad. Sometimes the sun rises and the sun sets and rests, but sometimes it looks like a bat or an owl, turning day and night upside down.So he didn’t sleep until after three o’clock in the morning when he coded last night. After all, he hadn’t coded for a long time, and he was unfamiliar. After more than four hours of coding, he only wrote more than 5000 words, but he finally finished writing the beginning.

Moreover, according to Ye Bandit's consistent style, he always inadvertently let the scenery or other literary sentences overshadow the protagonist himself. When he first read it for the first time, he thought it was nothing. Ye Bandit even thought it was well written, but I found the problem when I watched it for the second time—it was a fatal mistake to not distinguish between primary and secondary.

But it was too late at that time, and Ye Bandit thought about forgetting it and repairing it tomorrow.

He fell asleep in a daze, and before falling asleep, for some reason, Ye Bandit suddenly had an idea, as if he didn't see Mo Que?

But as soon as this thought surfaced, Ye Bandit fell asleep, so he didn't think much about it, and the consequence of not thinking much about it was—"She always, only leaves her phone number. Never, I..."

"Hey!" Ye Bandit said impatiently, his eyes were red, obviously he didn't sleep well.

Ye Bandit cursed in his heart, and forgot to change the damn phone ringtone again.

But Mo Que's voice on the other end of the phone made Ye Bandit panic for a moment, because Mo Que's voice was crying, "Ye Bandit! Help!!!"

Bandit Ye woke up immediately, and he quickly said, "What's the matter? Talk about something!"

Mo Que said: "I have encountered a pervert again!"

Bandit Ye breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he just met perverts. Mo Que's figure should be able to handle most perverts.

Bandit Ye changed his tone and joked, "Hey, Dou Que, why do you always meet perverts? Are you a pervert absorber?"

Mo Que was in a hurry, "Ye bandit! I'm afraid I'm really doomed this time!"

Bandit Ye suddenly felt that something was wrong, Mo Que usually called him a bandit and local tyrant, why did he call him by his real name today?Quickly getting serious, "You Que, what are you talking about, what is doomed?"

Mo Que cried, "My parents and sister are entrusted to you to take care of them, Bandit Ye."

The corner of Ye Bandit's mouth twitched, "What happened?"

Mo Que burst into tears, "I might be infected with AIDS!"

Ye Bandit: "..." What a damn thing this is, what a thunderbolt this is!

Ye Bandit's head was full of black lines, and sometimes he rose into the air speechless and annoyed, and the two suns turned white and smoked, "What are you talking about!" Ye Bandit said in a terrified tone, "What AIDS, you continue to talk nonsense and I hang up the phone gone."

Mo Que was in a hurry, "Oh, don't! Why don't you believe me! Really! I'm about to get AIDS!"

Ye Bandit still rolled his eyes, "Then tell me, how did you get AIDS?"

Mo Que said: "I was kissed by a man!"

Bandit Ye: "..."

Ye Bandit couldn't laugh or cry, "What's wrong with you! We also received propaganda when we were in college, okay?! AIDS can only be transmitted through blood, breast milk, and sexual intercourse. What kind of infection is it if you kiss? And, what? If you get kissed by a man, you get AIDS? Are you sure that guy has AIDS?"

Mo Que said: "I...I..."

Bandit Ye interrupted Mo Que, "Besides, this is not the first time for you, why didn't you say it last time?"

Mo Que hurriedly said: "This time it's different! Last time I touched my mouth, this time, this time... this time the fucking tongue stuck in!"

Ye Bandit was taken aback, startled, "What?! You, you mean you kissed a man, tongue, poof, tongue?! Hahahaha!" Ye Bandit laughed all over the place, completely ignoring Mo Que on the phone. The voice said, "I said, why are you so sad, Dou Que? Both the first kiss and the second kiss fell into the hands of a man?"

Mo Que was in a hurry, "Ye Bandit!"

Bandit Ye stopped laughing and pretended to cough a few times, "Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore, let's talk about what happened."

Mo Que's voice came from the phone, "Well... you know that man, he is Situ Wuwei."

"Si, Mr. Situ?!" Ye Bandit's exclaimed voice came from the phone, and Mo Que rolled his eyes, "Yes! It's him, he's that pervert!" Then, Mo Que told his sad story of yesterday. ,history.

"Get in the car." Situ Wuwei said to Mo Que calmly.Mo Que looked at the streamlined car in front of him. It was pure black, streamlined, with a flat and wide body. Only in the front part of the car was a bullfighting bull that was full of strength and was attacking the opponent.

Naturally, Mo Que would not know that the name of the car in front of him that exudes dominance from beginning to end is Lamborghini, or Lamborghini. This is the Aventador La Motta, which is priced between 649 million and 739 million. It is a real luxury car. .

Mo Que stopped in front of the car, he was hesitating, but Situ Wuwei opened the car door, pressed his body against the side of the car door, raised his eyebrows at Mo Que, and repeated what he said just now, "Get in the car."

Mo Que's lips moved, "Why do you get in the car?" It was obvious that he was very reluctant.

Situ Wuwei smiled, "I took you to eat, didn't you also eat?"

Mo Que whispered: "I can eat by myself."

Situ Wuwei turned his face coldly, "I'll tell you to get in the car." It was as if if you didn't get in the car, I would ask hundreds of people to chop your whole family down.

Mo Que shook, and finally got into the car.

Situ Wuwei shook twice and laughed. He did promise Jing Boran not to force Mo Que, but Mo Que didn't know about this agreement, so...

The sound of the motor sounded, and Situ Wuwei stepped on the accelerator. In almost ten seconds, the Lamborghini accelerated to the maximum allowable limit on this road section. The sudden acceleration of the car caught Mo Que off guard, and he exclaimed: " I haven't put on my seat belt yet!"

But Situ Wuwei didn't care about it, he moved and dodged on the small road section, showing his driving skills, and Mo Que dumped left and right in the car, showing panic.Situ Wuwei seemed to be playing a prank, he drove wildly along the way, and then braked suddenly!

Mo Que was still in shock, staring at the front with his eyes wide open, thinking that it would not be easy if there were no traffic lights and the attention of the traffic police along the way.

Situ Wuwei turned around and smiled, "Get out of the car."

Mo Que took a breath, "Oh."

The moment he got out of the car, Mo Que swore in his heart that next time, even if he asked someone to kill his whole family, Mo Que would not ride in his car QAQ is too scary!

Your sister should play the initial D? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Mo Que looked up, and in front of him was...a western restaurant named Lizi.

Looking at the big English Ricci next to him, Mo Que was completely dumbfounded.

Can you imagine a scene where a person who eats food stalls and small restaurants almost all day goes to a top western restaurant?

The floor was covered with a red carpet, and there was a smiling doorman standing outside the door. Situ Wuwei stepped forward, "Why are you standing there? Let's go in."

"Oh." Mo Que foolishly followed Situ Wuwei and walked inside. The various gorgeous decorations in the restaurant made Mo Que feel uncomfortable, Situ Wuwei suppressed a smile and said, "Order."

The corner of Mo Que's mouth twitched, "Then, what..."

Situ Wuwei said: "Would you like me to help you?"

Mo Que nodded quickly.

What followed was a long wait, Situ Wuwei didn't speak, just stared at Mo Que, Mo Que felt tormented every minute and every second here, and his heart was roaring, and when the food came, Mo Que was cheating again My discovery... Nima, I don't know how to use a knife and fork!fall!

Situ Wuwei has been holding back his smile, and Mo Que has a variety of expressions on his face, from shock at the beginning, to discomfort, to entanglement, to knotted intestines, to rolling eyes in bitterness, to roaring in his heart, wonderful diverse.

Situ Wuwei felt that the scene arranged today was worthwhile, what if he didn't get such an interesting guy!

Situ Wuwei has been in the underworld for so many years, so he naturally knows the degree of certainty of the matter. This level is enough. If he continues to play, Mo Que may feel disgusted with him, so he quickly said: "Huh? It doesn't taste good?"

Mo Que paused for a moment, the knife he used to cut the steak kept rubbing against the plate, making a loud noise, "Well, it's not very appetizing."

Situ Wuwei smiled gracefully, picked up the napkin and wiped his mouth, "Pay the bill."

The waiter came over with a POS machine, and Situ Wuwei took out his card and swiped it. Mo Que didn't know how much he paid, but when it came to money, Mo Que was more concerned about another issue—he wasn't full yet. !

Seeing the expression on Mo Que's face, Situ Wuwei laughed out loud, "Let's continue eating elsewhere."

Mo Que felt relieved all of a sudden, and suddenly had such a slight liking for Situ Wuwei, he completely forgot who caused him the embarrassment.

Situ Wuwei took Mo Que to a food stall behind him, Mo Que let go immediately, and completely forgot about Situ Wuwei's tying him up, acting like everyone was a brother, he ate the food after ordering After drinking a lot, Situ Wuwei took the opportunity to order a case of beer, and said: "Anyway, beer is not drunk, and in this weather, how about some cold beer?"

Mo Quate was refreshed, "Okay!"

It turned out that the drinking was normal, Mo Que was drunk, and Situ Wuwei was still sober.

So, Situ Wuwei carried the drunk Mo Que into the car, and... took him home.