Lovelorn Front Alliance

Bandit Ye is drinking now. It is estimated that no one will sit on the roof alone and drink so fiercely like him.After all, if you drink alone, the wine is not good to drink, but if you drink alone, it will become bitter wine.

Of course, Ye Bandit is drinking bitter wine now, because he has something on his mind and wants to vent. There are three ways for men to vent, smoking, drinking and sex.

Ye Bandit doesn't look like his name, he is a white and clean young boy who was always mistaken for a girl when he was a child, but now he has finally done something worthy of his name, he viciously grabbed Picking up the beer bottle and throwing it on the ground, listening to the sound of the beer bottle breaking, Ye Bandit felt very happy.

But it’s fun, the first time he drank heavily, Ye Bandit felt dizzy and swollen, and vomited it out when he opened his mouth, and the vomit was all over the floor. Ye Bandit stood up, muttering and roaring in his mouth, like a beast , he took the empty wine bottle and threw it viciously under the house, cursing: "Go to hell!"

What kind of pledge of eternal love, what kind of standing together through thick and thin, all fucking bullshit.

A person walking down was startled, "Ye bandit! What are you doing?"

Ye Bandit woke up seven points when he heard the magic sound piercing his brain, and said with a smile: "Ha, ha, sister Yan, why are you here?"

The person who came was a middle-aged woman, wearing inferior lipstick, pointing at Ye Bandit with one hand on her waist, and said, "I said Ye Bandit, come down to me obediently, what are you doing hiding on the roof alone? I have something to do with you." !"

"Yes, yes, I'll come down right away." Ye Bandit looked like a dog, but in fact he couldn't help it, because this woman he called Sister Yan was his landlord, and he hadn't paid the rent for two months. , When I saw the person coming, my heart skipped a beat, and I guessed that they were here to ask for rent, so I had no choice but to bite the bullet and get off the roof.

Sure enough, she came to ask for the rent, and Sister Yan nodded impatiently, "I said Bandit Ye, you haven't paid the rent for the past two months, and you don't plan to pay this month's rent?"

Bandit Ye lowered his head, looked at the ground and smiled, "What's the matter, Sister Yan, you don't know that I don't have a job yet. As soon as I find a job, I will pay your rent back."

"Find a job?" Sister Yan sneered, "There are a lot of homeless people who can't find a job now. How long will you have to wait until you find a job?"

Ye Pi sneered, "Hurry up, hurry up, Sister Yan, let me tell you, I just received a call asking me to go for an interview the day after tomorrow."

Sister Yan snorted and sneered twice, "Bandit Ye, it's not that you, Sister Yan, are hard-hearted. I also know that it is difficult for you to find a job after you graduate from college, but you, Sister Yan, are not doing charity. I also want to live."

Bandit Ye suddenly lowered his head, "Yes, Sister Yan, I know."

"Your Sister Yan has been lenient enough for you," Sister Yan continued, "But that's all I can do to help you. Clean up tonight and move out tomorrow."

Ye Bandit froze for a moment, "Huh?"

"Ah what!" Sister Yan pulled her face down suddenly, "Tomorrow you settle the rent for these two months and move out! My room is rented."

Bandit Ye bit his lip, "Can't you give it a few more days? Sister Yan, I haven't found a house yet..."

"When you find a house, the day lily will be cold!" Sister Yan said disdainfully, "You should move home and live with your parents for a few days, anyway, isn't it like this for college students?"

Ye Bandit finally lowered his head, "Well, I see, I will move out."

Sister Yan was satisfied, she smiled and said: "Then I'll go first, I won't disturb you to pack your things." Then she left.

Bandit Ye confirmed that Sister Yan had gone far away, and cursed viciously: "Stinky bitch! When I get rich someday, I will buy your house!"

After finishing speaking, he fell backwards, fell on the bed, and shouted: "Ah - why am I so unlucky!"

Ye Bandit shook his head, "Damn it, I interviewed more than a dozen companies and every one of them wanted me, and my girlfriend ran away with someone, and she had a cold, cough and sore throat, and she was living on the street miserably?! Don't they all say that they are frustrated in love and proud in casinos?" Is it? Didn’t you say that there are double harvests in career and love? Why don’t I have one here? God, are you asleep!”

But there was no way to complain, so Ye Bandit had to call home and ask for money.

When the phone was picked up, Ye Bandit said first, "Mom..."

The other end of the phone immediately said: "Hey! Good boy!"

Ye Bandit exploded immediately, "Yejia, as far as you go, let me die! Tell mom to listen to the phone."

Ye Jia giggled and said, "Mom and Dad have gone out to live together~ Now I'm alone at home~ Dear son~ Tell Mom if you have anything to do."

Ye Bandit scolded: "Ye Jia, wait! I'll beat you to death when I get home!"

Ye Jia let out a series of laughter like silver bells, and shouted in a long tone: "Brother~ what's the matter, tell me, I'll help you pass it on!"

Ye Bandit hesitated, "When will Mom and Dad come back?"

Ye Jia said: "I don't know, I saw that they took all their credit cards and ID cards with them when they went out, and they may not come back for the night~ Really, what kind of romantic two people are playing when two people are so old."

Ye Bandit sighed, "Forget it." Unexpectedly, Ye Jia was still excited when these words came out, and said seriously: "What else can you not tell me, I have been masturbating since you were 11 years old all know."

Ye Bandit sputtered, and immediately hung up the phone, he knew what his sister was capable of.

Bandit Ye sighed, life is not easy.

He knew Sister Yan's shrewdness on the first day she moved in. If she didn't move out tomorrow, the consequences would be serious.

Bandit Ye started to pack his things. He originally thought that he didn't have too many things, but once he packed them up, he realized that there were too many things.A few quilts took up several boxes, and clothes also took up several boxes. The shoes were put back into the box and packed, and they were piled up very high.

Ye Bandit looked at the pieces of furniture in front of him and sighed. Fortunately, he bought a small table for the furniture, otherwise he would really have to get a big car. come!

Sighing, he dialed the phone number at home again, and it was the joyous Ye Jia who answered the phone without accident, Ye Bandit hung up the phone immediately when he heard her voice, and when Ye Jia dialed back, he continued to hang up, regardless of what the little girl would say. How about barking your teeth and claws on the other end of the phone.

Ye Bandit sighed and began to look for foreign aid. The best thing to look for was the buddies in the same dormitory. After all, the four-year relationship was there. After graduating, I found a job as a fitness instructor. I have only been working for a few weeks, and I don't think I can make much money.If Qinghan's family has money, but he and his family are not too close, and this guy is an art student, still in a state of unprosperity, and spends money lavishly, so it is not suitable to find him, then it's just a matter of peace.

Bandit Ye sighed, and he found that he sighed more times today than this year combined.In fact, Ye Bandit doesn't want to bother Jing Boran too much, because Jing Boran is his senior brother, two years older than him, and the boss takes care of everyone in the dormitory, but the more he takes care of others, the less he wants to trouble him, but in this situation , I had no choice but to ask him.

Bandit Ye dialed Jing Boran's phone number, beep-beep-beep-the call was through.

Jing Boran's voice came from the phone: "Hello? Ye Bandit?"

Jing Boran calmly listened to Ye Bandit's narration, and only answered a few murmured huh, huh, ah, agreed, because he still has a good impression of this elementary school boy, even though he graduated, he still keeps in touch with him often, listen When Ye Bandit said he wanted to borrow money, he agreed without saying a word, without even asking the amount, and when he heard Ye Bandit said he wanted to find a car, he agreed without hesitation.

Looking at his girlfriend sitting on the sofa waiting for him in the restaurant, Jing Boran smiled embarrassedly, and his girlfriend also smiled a little, as if she didn't care.After finishing the phone call, Jing Boran walked in and said with a smile, "I'm so sorry, I have to answer this call, it's from a client."

The girl Zhitong smiled and said: "I know, every time we go out on a date, there are always a lot of phone calls."

This sentence sounded like a joke, but Jing Boran frowned, and he looked at Zhitong, "What's wrong?"

Zhitong sneered and said, "It's nothing, I'm just fed up." Then, Zhitong stood up, her eyes were full of contempt, "Enough of you gay!"