Curse this wonderful world

56: [The Curse of 56]

The assistant supervisor's request for help was indeed conveyed to the head teacher of the first grade of the junior high school.

Two days later, the young conjurers who had successfully compressed a week's tasks into four days had just set foot on the return Shinkansen when they received a series of deadly calls from Noctuidae Righteous Path.

No, "we" should not be used. To be precise, only Wujo Satoru received the call.

Shen Yu, who was dragged by him to the junction of Shinkansen trains, raised his head. After seeing Gojo Satoru put on the earphones, he raised his eyebrows and yelled loudly with dissatisfaction.

"Huh? What's none of my business again? I let go of [account] this time!"

As he spoke, noticing Fukaba's curious gaze, he distributed an earphone and stuffed it in her ear.

Shen Yu stretched out her hand to hold it down, and suddenly heard the roar of the head teacher. "It's not about [accounts]! Enlightenment! How many times have I said this! The money of the college belongs to the state budget! It's not specially used to pay for the buildings destroyed by you!"

"So as I said before, use Wutiao's money."

"It's not about the money either!" The class teacher on the other end of the phone became even more angry, and then he probably realized that his tone was not like an educator, so he paused and forced himself to suppress his temper. "Listen well, enlightenment! Whether it's to release the [account] or act as low-key as possible, our purpose is to reduce the impact and panic on the general public, and ultimately to reduce the generation of curse spirits..."

"Wow..."

here we go again!here we go again!The white-haired DK who was leaning against the wall of the carriage suddenly showed a disgusted expression, raised his hands at the mobile phone of the head teacher who was not in front of him, put on a posture of surrender, and quickly interrupted Noctua Moth's righteous words.

"I got it! I got it! Be careful next time, it will never happen next time, it's okay!"

However, coupled with the vile grimace of him sticking out his tongue at Fukaba, it is really capable of explaining what it means to actively admit mistakes and never change.

Shen Yu covered her mouth with a muffled smile, and stretched out her hand to poke his stomach, Gojo Goku immediately raised his eyebrows and grabbed her fingers with his backhand.The two conjurers just poke me and poke you, so they don't pay attention to the occasion.On the other end of the phone, Noctua Zhengdao was choked by Wutiao Wu's extremely perfunctory "sincerity" admitting his mistake, and raised his volume again: "Wu——"

However, just as Ye Mo Zhengdao was about to say more, Gojo Satoru had already hung up the phone very quickly with one mind and two uses.Holding Fukaha's hand with one hand, he pulled off the earphones with the other.Quickly sent a text message "Ah, we seem to have bad signal in the car", and then muted and turned off the vibration in one go.

After completing the complete set of anti-harassment work, he stuffed the phone into his pocket, pulled Shen Yu back into his arms, bent down and put his head on top of hers, and complained loudly.

"Wow, is the night moth menopause? It's really annoying, it must be menopause, right?"

So does Jie, and so does Noctua, why do they all like to chatter so much?He didn't do it on purpose, no lower limit was originally such a technique!He is still only practicing [Cang] and [He], they are so troublesome, when he starts practicing [茈], they will not want to jump every day.

Taking a step back, OK, he also knows what Jie and Noctua said is "correct".But it's really troublesome to worry about ordinary people.The accuracy of his spells depends entirely on calculations, and it is more tiring to narrow the attack range than to expand it.Anyway, ordinary people can't see the magic power, so just find an excuse.And dealing with these messy things is originally the job of auxiliary supervision, right?Maybe it's because they don't work hard, why should he pay attention?

He is a conjurer, if he has to do the aftermath, then why do you need to assist the supervisor?

"So it's basically the fault of that bastard who complained!" Tsk, it's really cheap for him.If he had known that the guy had filed a complaint...

The white-haired DK, who had no sense of introspection at all, felt that he was extremely innocent the more he thought about it, but at the same time, a thought suddenly flashed in his mind.Stretching out his hand, he suddenly turned the girl in his arms around, Gojo Satoru bent down and stared at her: "Wait, did you [see] it before?"

"Ah?" Shen Yu looked confused and blinked innocently.

Gojo Gojo raised his brows immediately with this expression, "...Shen Yu?"

"Pfft!" The little girl's shoulders shook all of a sudden, and she couldn't hold back any longer, "Pfft—poof hahahahaha!"

"Wow! You exceed the score!" The prisoner has been caught!Gojo Satoru grabbed her and rubbed her, "You bastard! You don't tell me if you know? Huh? Are you happy watching a good show?"

"Hahaha!" Shen Yu laughed while hiding, "I didn't demolish the house, and Teacher Ye Moth would not discipline me if he wanted to. It's none of my business, why can't I watch a good show?"

This sentence makes sense!

Wujo Wutiao choked, but he never gave up: "Hey, little one, you are too heartless, right? Who made your bed while you were sleeping and did everything by yourself without your help? I even indulged you to be lazy. At least you should have told me in advance if you were scolded or something?"

"But I told you in advance, you still have to be scolded?" Shen Yu retorted, "It's not that I spoiled you, Teacher Ye Moth will stop scolding you."

This makes more sense.

Gojo Satoru was speechless for a moment.Then immediately shift the responsibility again—tsk, so it's all the fault of that miscellaneous fish supervisor.Ah, no, that kind of fish doesn’t even count as miscellaneous fish.what is that?Plankton?

Although I know Gojo Satoru's daily thinking is active and unconstrained, but what are plankton!Plankton!

Shen Yu laughed again with a "poof".

Although I am a little embarrassed about the auxiliary supervision, this metaphor is really funny.Shen Yu was inexplicably poked at the point of laughter, and burst into tears.She was about to reach out to wipe it when she heard Gojo Satoru speak.

"Kiss."

"Eh?" Shen Yu stopped, and saw six ice-blue eyes staring intently at her from the upper edge of the sunglasses.It was clearly a gorgeous and crystal clear cool tone, but there was a substantive warmth in his eyes.

Being watched by such eyes, Fukaha's ears slowly turned red.Her voice suddenly became quieter: "...this is outside..."

"What's the matter?" Gojo Satoru simply took off his sunglasses.In front of Shen Yu, those beautiful eyes that seemed to be able to take away people's souls blinked very slowly, the white feathers brushed past the bright gemstones, and as Gojo Satoru bent over to approach, the bewitching blue filled the eyes. her vision.

The chin was raised, the small piece of skin held by the fingers was hot, and then the soft lips covered hers.

——Hey, open your mouth.eyes closed.

Shen Yu obeyed obediently, and the next moment she felt her tongue turned into a sugar ball, and the moist and itchy friction made her snort softly.

"Well……"

So Gojo Satoru paused while sucking the "sugar ball", and immediately put one hand behind Fukaba's head, inserted his fingers into the girl's hair, and pressed her towards him.The petite girl raised her face, her eyelashes trembling, she subconsciously followed his strength and stood on tiptoe, reaching out her hand to grab his shoulder.

This gesture made Gojo Satoru kiss even deeper.When the girl was released, the bright silver "silk thread" flickered on the tip of their tongues.His heels touched the ground again, Fukaba's hand was still on Gojo Satoru's shoulder, his obsidian-colored eyes were watery and misty.

The latter blinked, licked his lips, and suddenly sighed.

"Xiao Mi, you are too short."

After finishing speaking, he straightened up in the girl's suddenly clear eyes that wanted to hit someone, and stretched out his hand to compare her head.

"Tsk tsk tsk~ It's too short, it's really too short." At this height, it's too inconvenient to kiss standing up.

"......... You really said that?"

"Well, I said it."

"What was her reaction?"

"Huh?" Gojo Satoru, who was occupying his friend's bed, looked up from the GBA in his hand, with half of the pocky still in his mouth.Seeing the indescribably complicated expression on his friend's face, he reached out to take down Pocky and blinked.

"It's almost the same as usual? You kicked me and ran away angrily. Then you didn't talk to me all the way." Thinking of the little guy trying to ignore him the whole time, Gojo Satoru couldn't help laughing. "Ha, Jie, it's really fun for the little one to look like that. Why didn't you think it when I first started school. Jie, tell me, has she become more and more cute recently?"

With a sullen face and bangs covering his forehead, he raised his face and stared at him with great effort.Those who didn't know thought she was comparing him with bigger eyes.It looks exactly like the little black cat with round eyes that has been popular on the Internet recently.What is it called, Bombay cat or black cat?

So he said, what is it called Shen Yu.She is "Miwu".

Gojo Satoru hooked his lips, picked up the game console again, and fell back to the bedside, saying with two purposes: "The cat is not bad. It's really good. Jie, why don't we raise one next time?"

or……

He narrowed his eyes, stuffed Pocky back into his mouth casually, and swallowed it along with the second half of the sentence in his mind.

However, Xia You ·can't hear other people's voices · thinks he is the only common-sense person in the class · just came back from a business trip · Jie now only feels a headache.

Ah... that's not what he wanted to ask.

He came back from a business trip a day later than them.When he was dragged into the dormitory by Gojo Wu as soon as he put down his luggage—it was still his dormitory—Xia Youjie thought that Nitro’s plan had been exposed, and Gojo Goto was either here to preempt him, or to come to ask him for help.He was still very calm and calm at the time, thinking that although he was not in a hurry, since Wu was so self-conscious and came to his door, he must be beaten first as a respect.

Nitro used her nanny authority to threaten her.Even after a week, Xia Youjie still clearly remembered her tone at that time.Xia Youjie didn't care about being injured, but it's fine if he was seriously injured. It's really not pretty to have a painted face.

What's more, Wu always talks badly, he suffers everyday, and most of the time, he just doesn't bother to argue with him.Therefore, it is rare to have a legitimate reason. Xia Youjie has no resistance to beating up Gotiao Wutiao. .

Rather, he just happened to be able to accept the results of the recent gymnastics practice, and he was quite looking forward to it.

However, Ren Xiayoujie wanted to break his head, and he never expected that such gossip would greet him—it wasn't that Wutiaowu demolished the house again and was scolded by Teacher Ye Moth, but those who were before that. ...

He couldn't help but reach out and hold the eyebrows.Then I heard the person who was busy playing the game glance at him distractedly, sighing in surprise.

"Jie, what's that expression on your face? It's so ugly. Did you eat something bad?"

——Who is this all because of?To blame can only be blamed on someone's behavior that completely disrupted his plan.

Xia Youjie frowned even tighter, skipping Wutiao Wu's words, and asked his own question: "So? Wu, she likes you, and you also 'said' that you like her. Now, you are dating gone?"

Although this guy can perform the "as if" suffocation operation when confessing, but for Fukaha who can "see", it shouldn't make much difference.

However, "Huh?" Gojo Satoru tilted his head and said very calmly, "No."

"……what?"

This was Xia Youjie's unexpected answer.He raised his head subconsciously, and stopped there with the hands pressing the center of his brows.In his opinion, since Wu had laid the groundwork so much before, he would definitely say "yes" at this moment.After all, he wasn't a kindergarten kid who didn't know what "association" meant.

Although sometimes it seems that he lacks common sense, Wujo Wu is definitely not stupid. He not only learns things very quickly, but also has a clear mind.Most of the time he just doesn't care and doesn't want to do it.It seems that the speech that sounds insane to others is just telling the truth to him without worrying about the consequences and the reaction of the target, and it seems that he can show extremely ancient and elegant etiquette in any high-end place, but he still likes to lie on his back It’s like eating potato chips and reading comics on the bed in the dormitory.

Most of the things, as long as he wants to do it, he can do it best - for example, if he wants to treat Shen Yu well, he can make the way they get along so sweet that they get along.

After one semester, Xia Youjie thought he knew Wujo Satoru quite well.It was precisely because of this that he felt that his answer was abnormal.This is Wujo Wu, who didn't even want to share a candy with others at the beginning of school.

"why?"

"Because it's not necessary, right? I've checked it out. It's not about being with her, taking care of her, eating, shopping, watching movies and traveling together? Except for the last task, it's the same as what we have now. Aren’t they all the same? There’s absolutely no need to ask again.”

Taking another pocky casually and stuffing it into his mouth, Gojo Satoru fixed his eyes on the GBA screen and said vaguely, "Besides, she doesn't want to either."

"...Wait." Xia Youjie put down his hand, this time, he was surprised for another reason, "You know?!"

"Ah? I know. She doesn't want to date me. I checked it online. If you like her, you have to respect her ideas?"

Probably because the shock in Xia Youjie's tone was too obvious, Gojo Satoru turned his face this time.He looked at Xia Youjie, raised his eyebrows, put down his GBA, turned over and sat cross-legged on the bed.Resting his chin in one hand, the white-haired boy tilted his head, "What's wrong? Jie, why are you so surprised? It's hard to guess?"

It's not hard to guess.As a matter of fact, both Xia Youjie and Jiarui Nizi discovered this very early on—as magicians who were born as ordinary people, it is normal for them to have gone to elementary school and junior high school, and they have been exposed to enough actual love and various love affairs. Works on the theme of love.Nitro is a beautiful girl, and she doesn't lack suitors. She once had a few female friends—although they all turned into unpleasant memories due to various reasons.Xia Youjie has been very popular with girls since he was in junior high school.

Now when the two of them go out, they often meet and strike up a conversation.Xia Youjie's classmates in junior high school also persistently sent him various friendship messages every now and then, teasing him from time to time that a big sister from another school wanted his phone number.When it comes to emotional experience, neither of them is a novice.

So of course Xia Youjie knew that although Shen Yu had an abnormal brain circuit and a very problematic sense of distance from her peers, she would often be teased by him and Wu to make her blush with embarrassment, or look into Wu's eyes with a surprised expression, but she still I really don't have any idea of ​​falling in love with him or Wu.It's not because of conservative behavior, on the contrary, she is too open and pure.

Just like her "like", innocent with a childish innocence.Xia Youjie believes that Shen Yu really likes students like them at the same level, and likes him and Wu from the bottom of his heart.Even, this love may be far stronger than ordinary love feelings.But it was this warm, clear and warm, unreserved "like" like a child who wanted to give the other the best, that made him more sure of Fukaba's affection for him and Satoru. There is quite a big difference in the meaning of love between men and women.

Because Fukaha's feelings are not exclusive.They went out, and when he and Wu were accosted, she acted happier than them.It's almost a matter of rushing up to shake hands with the other party and praise him for his vision.Xia Youjie couldn't help but smile wryly several times after being so frank.There are all kinds of girls who are secretly in love with someone they like, or who are openly in love with them, but no matter how mature they are, they are definitely not Fukahae.

And this is exactly why even if he is teased by Nitto as "like an uncle who gives sacrifices to female high school students" or "eating tofu with ulterior motives", even if he teaches Fukaba how to breathe while kissing, he will always There is no clear reason for expressing Fukaha's thoughts above the concept level of her "classmates" to Fukaha.

In his view, since Shen Yu has no idea of ​​falling in love, letting her [see] will only increase her troubles—since it is not in line with her original intention, then no matter if she reluctantly "because she is Xia Youjie" Whether he accepts it by himself or finds a way to refuse it is not what Xia Youjie wants to see.

After all, she is not the kind of silly and natural girl in shoujo manga who doesn't know her own feelings, and there is no such thing as "being awakened by him".Ever since the garbage congressman incident, Xia Youjie has fully realized that Shen Yu, who can "see" people's hearts, has her own logic, and her heart is far more mature and tough than it looks on the outside.

Moreover, as Wu said, the way they get along now is essentially no different from that of a couple.Since there is no difference, why change?This is also the biggest reason why Xia Youjie stayed put.

However, although Xia Youjie knew this a long time ago.Gojo Satoru found out that this matter still surprised him very much.Especially after listening to his description just now - this kind of guy who always uses "like" to describe his mood, where did he get this sharpness?

So he shook his head first, and immediately asked a question impatiently.

"It's not hard to guess, at least not to me. But, Wu, how do you know?"

Although there is no basis, Xia Youjie feels that it is definitely not the same reason as him—this kind of guy who can proudly say "like" to him, he doesn't think he can distinguish Shen Yu's "like" "How is it different from ordinary people.

No, with Wu's state when he first entered school, he had never seriously considered the "like" of the opposite sex other than Fukaha before, right?He probably didn't even have a sample for comparison.

However, Gojo Satoru's answer was beyond his expectation again.

"Because she didn't want to."

"what……?"

"That guy, he didn't want to have 'Wujo Satoru'." Wujo Satoru blinked, put his hand on his chin, and looked at Xia Youjie calmly, "Jie, I know what 'want' is like. Although I don’t want to compare Fukaba with those women, human desires are interlinked, right?”

Although I had my first friend only after I entered a high school, I didn't know how to like a girl until I met Shen Yu.But even if he was ridiculed by Shen Yu as the six-eyed boudoir, Gojo Satoru didn't grow up in an ivory tower—no, it should be said that the concept of "ivory tower" by Yusanjia or the high-level executives in the magic world is different from the fairy tale world in the general sense Children's Paradise is very different.

"That guy, the way he looks at me is too pure. This is me~ I have perfect looks, wealth, skills, skills and mind!" Gojo Satoru said, his tone became exaggerated again, and he snorted lightly , "She is so kind to her, and she can still look at me with such pure eyes, she is amazing."

So of course he knew that her "like" was different from his.He would want to put her in his mouth, put her in his eyes and hold her in the palm of his hand. It would be best to turn her into a small one and keep her by his side at any time.But for Shen Yu, "like Wujo Satoru" is just liking Wujo Satoru.

It's as if she likes [Six Eyes] and [No Lower Limit Art], just like [Six Eyes] and [No Lower Limit Art].

"So I didn't say anything. I just told her my thoughts. This is not considered a relationship." Rather, that night, he just told her his thoughts, and that idiot ran away in fright.If he really made it clear—Gojo Satoru's sixth sense, if humans really had that kind of thing—tell him that what happened next was definitely not what he wanted to see.

And so it is.The next day, he resumed his usual way of getting along, without mentioning those two words again, Shen Yu immediately calmed down.

If Fukaba was here at this moment, he would probably be surprised by Gojo Satoru's sharpness in hitting the right target again.

Xia Youjie was very surprised when he heard this.This guy in front of me, the guy who is full of thoughtfulness and gentleness between the lines, is he really Gojo Satoru?Sure enough, this guy's personality is divided into normal version, friend version and Fukaha limited version, right?

Probably because Xia Youjie's unbelievably shocked expression was too obvious, Gojo Satoru squinted his eyes and looked over.

"Hey, Jay, are you dissing me?"

"No, you misunderstood." Xia Youjie quickly shook his head, "Cough, I'm just a little surprised." After speaking, he immediately changed the subject, "So, Wu, are you giving up? Because she doesn't want to date, so you still Continue to be a classmate?"

"Huh?" This time, it was Gojo Satoru's turn to raise his eyebrows.He looked at Xia Youjie with an expression of "what stupid things are you talking about", and even raised his voice, "How is it possible? Labor and management just said it? The reason for not forcing her is that there is no difference in the way we get along now. Since there is no The difference, let her like it. What the hell is giving up?"

Rather, that guy regards his "classmate" as such, who would give up?He just obeyed her wish because he saw how pitiful she was.Anyway, there is still plenty of time, and there is no need to rush for a while—an idiot like Fukaba, if he pushes the bottom line and then moves back, one day he will fall by himself.

What's more, "Isn't it better for you if we don't date?"

"I?"

"Of course it's you." His icy blue eyes narrowed, and Gojo Satoru suddenly twitched his mouth. "Let's not talk about if we date, how can you and Shen Yu kiss each other—hey, Jie, do you like Shen Yu too? The same kind as me."

——!

Xia Youjie's eyes widened, and Gojo Wu laughed loudly, "Hahahaha? Guess right?" He smiled, reached out to take off his sunglasses, and said as he took them off, "How do I know? Simple. You should take a mirror and look at yourself first. When I said the previous paragraph, your expression was super scary the whole time~"

"So ~ Jay..."

As he spoke, Gojo Satoru put aside the sunglasses he had taken off, curled the corners of his mouth, looked directly at Xia Youjie with ice blue eyes, and spoke the second half of his sentence.

"...Want to raise a cat with me?"

Xia Youjie raised his brows all of a sudden, and then, under Gojo Wu's gaze, he slowly smiled.

"Wu, are you sure?"

"I'm sure." Wujo Satoru said, seeing the same inevitable in the eyes of his friend as himself, the arc of the corner of his mouth was raised again. "Xiaomi's character and technique are quite troublesome, so it's better to raise the two of them together?"

"Ah, indeed." Xia Youjie nodded, showing a very gentle smile, "Although there is no difference, but after all, she is just a 'classmate' now, if you don't pay close attention, it would be bad to let her escape .”