[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

The shoebill could not understand what was going on.

The same is to be demoted.

Some people are passive and slow at work, some are addicted to fishing, and some like to make things happen.

But no one has ever made a "da da da" sound and pretended to be a bird.

Dadai was so frightened that he stepped back for a while.

"Stupid?"

Batman seemed concerned.

"Crackling." Dadai tapped his bird's beak lightly, and made a steady clicking sound, indicating that he was fine.

As for why the person who was demented by it became like this, it doesn't know.

Dalai stepped back and continued to hide in the shadows.

Because the ability of the psychic was offline, this group of people began to be affected by Daidai's ability, and soon began to fish in a daze, sat down and drew lines on the floor, and then played backgammon.

The scene was once very harmonious.

"Om—" a very subtle sound of mechanical operation suddenly sounded.

Dumbly raised his head, looked in the direction of the elevator shaft, and ran over.

I like this sound very much~

It's the sound of Iron Man's mecha flying over at high speed~

Stark, who rushed down the elevator shaft at a high speed and plunged in, collided with the shoebill who rushed to give him a hug.With a loud "Boom—", the two entangled and rolled out.

Batman descending from the rope gun: ...

For a moment he didn't even know which one he should worry about first.

Stark is protected by steel armor, but the Shoebill can easily smash the armor.

The strength of the shoebill is great, but its body is directly exposed... Oh no, its body can resist the explosion of missiles, so there is no need to worry about it.

Figured Batman walked over and pulled Iron Man up.

"Alive?" Reluctantly concerned.

"Nonsense." Stark wiped his face, but didn't wipe it, but rubbed against the mask.

The whalebill also jumped up.

The Hydra players who had played backgammon until they painted the entire room stopped in unison, including the captain who was still screaming "da da da", looked at the two of them in unison, and rushed Come up, very enthusiastically invite them to join the ranks of backgammon.

"come together!"

"Gobang is really fun!"

Also thought of a slogan, ready to Amway backgammon to the world!

Stark & ​​Batman:  …

There are so many slots that I don't know where to start.

Batman walked over and grabbed the "da da" screamer, put a mutant ability suppression collar on him, and then asked Daidai: "Can you release this human brain alone?"

He used a word that came out of the mouth of the Blue Flash.

"freed".

This word means that Daidai's "influence" on others is closer to "imprisoning" part of the meticulous logic, causing the thinking mode of intelligent creatures to be affected, thereby achieving the effect of "reducing intelligence".

Dadai didn't quite understand that.

It just feels that it is not in that person's mind now, so what happens to that person has nothing to do with itself.

The whalebill stork tilted its head, looking extremely innocent.

This is what it means to be completely incomprehensible.

Recently, because of teaching Taotao, Batman's tolerance has skyrocketed. He was not angry when he saw Damian demolishing his house when he went home.

At this time, he could only be more patient with Dadai, who usually doesn't like to make trouble.

"Try not to influence him, and let go of this man's head alone." Batman changed the phrase.

Not to influence?

Why not influence it?

Dudai closed the nictitating membrane, and rolled his eyes vividly.

It's not that it takes the initiative to influence others...

Hmm, no, it seems so?

The dull reflex arc came over.

This human being was indeed influenced by it on its own initiative, so it can also take the initiative not to influence him...?

Mosquito coil eyes.

But it seems to understand.

The evidence is that that person is indeed not "da da da" anymore. When he came back to his senses, he didn't seem to have lost his memory. He still remembered what he was doing before, and instantly his whole person fell into petrification because of the blow.

"very good."

Batman is very satisfied.

"Our Daidai is awesome!" Stark stepped out of the mech and gave Daidai a big Mua~

Feeling his good mood, Daidai also shook his wings.

There is no doubt that today's Daidai performed perfectly beyond everyone's expectations.It took control of a team of HYDRA agents with a single bird, sacrificing only the floor of the house and the broken door lock outside.

Your pup is so great!

Stark was in a state of excitement.

"We should give it some reward, shouldn't we?" He turned to Batman.

Batman: "...I think you are a little too excited, why don't you calm down and say the following."

But it was too late, and Stark didn't want to hear it, so he said: "It's time for us to fulfill our promise. We agreed at the beginning, whichever cub behaves well, let the cub sleep with us for a night, don't you Will you forget?"

Of course Batman didn't forget.

It's just "bait", it's good to put it there, why should it be eaten by "fish"?

Moreover, there are "outsiders" here!

He turned his head with a headache, and sure enough, he saw the Hydra agent with a "WTF" expression on his face.

"You, you...?" Then, before Stark could react, this guy showed an expression of enlightenment again, "This is the truth that is difficult to provoke between you Chaoying?! Because you are all beds...!??? "

Batman reached out and squeezed his mouth, choking all the sound in his throat, and then knocked the man unconscious.

Facial paralysis.

do not want to talk.

These things feel that I probably can't explain them clearly in this life.

It's not just the two of them's problem, it also dragged the entire Chaoying circle into the water.

Simply perfect.

Stark: ...

I feel like I have made a big deal.

……

…………

night.

They went out first and picked up Taotao from the bat plane hovering outside. The plane automatically navigated back to the bat cave. As a reward for Taotao not dismantling the plane, they gave it a cherry to coax it to go Sleep in the nest.

Then the two quietly took the shoebill into the bedroom.

When living here, the two each had a room of their own, and this time they chose Stark's bedroom.

There's no particular reason, except that Stark's bed is bigger.

Without a 3-meter bed, it is impossible to accommodate two people and one stork.

"Do you sleep inside or outside?" Bruce asked solemnly, hugging his pillow and quilt.

Stark looked at his big bed with his hips on his hips, and he had already begun to exile himself in his mind. It seemed that he didn't realize how f*cking his original proposal was until this time.

"Really?" He whispered, a little unbelievable what he proposed at the beginning, "I really said it? Wasn't it a sneak attack?"

Stark took a peek at the stunned anklet, and suddenly couldn't remember at that time, was the anklet red or green or not?

Do you want to admit that you have a brain twitch?

Stark looked away, and looked up at the ceiling, as if the Milky Way stars suddenly appeared there, which is very worth seeing.

"Don't pretend to be dead." Bruce's voice broke Stark's fantasy, and the guy said directly: "You are responsible for what you say, and make my bed quickly."

With that said, pillows and quilts were piled on Stark's body in one breath.

Stark was expressionless.

Accept fate.

to make the bed.

He just squatted in the corner not far away, looking at them, as if he was thinking about what these two people were arguing about.

It blinked its nictitating membrane, opened its beak wide, and yawned.

Shake hair.

Why haven't you decided yet?

Dadai decided to stand up and walk over, and pushed Stark's back, silently urging.

Stark staggered and almost fell on the bed, so he had to put on his slippers and crawl inside, muttering, "Okay, okay, I see, I'll sleep inside."

As he said that, he rolled helplessly and stuck to the wall, and hugged his quilt tightly.He followed him blankly, nestled in the middle of the bed, spread his wings and shook, as if he liked it very much.

Bruce made his own pillow and lay down.

After they all lay down, they opened their wings in a daze, and covered them both under their wings as much as possible, as if they were hatching two very precious eggs.

carefully.

The remaining problem is that there is nowhere to put the stork's head.

Bruce will be pressed on the left, and Stark will be pressed on the right, neither side can be pressed, but forward, there is not enough space, and the back of the bed will block its beak.

Moreover, there is a wall behind the bed, even if it is willing to sleep with its head on the backrest, it is not good.

Dazed was a little depressed.

"Stupid?" Stark noticed that something was wrong with his cub, and raised his hand to stroke the neck of the whalebill stork, "What's wrong?"

"Da." Dadai clicked his mouth, probably meaning nothing.

Bruce was startled, too, and turned his head away.

"how?"

"I don't know."

Before the two humans figured out the reason for its depression, Daidai had an idea.

It stood up, turned, 180 degrees, and squatted down again.

It's ok if you put your head backwards.

Moreover, human feet can be pressed at will. It can put its head on Stark's feet for a while, and put it on Bruce's legs for a while, switch back and forth, and do whatever it wants.

perfect choice!

Dadai put his head on Stark's lap first, and quickly fell asleep in seconds.

Stark & ​​Bruce: ...

Stark and Bruce looked at each other through the feathers on the bird's buttocks, and couldn't fall asleep at the same time.

It is very clean, no strange smell.

but.

To be honest, it was embarrassing enough for the two of them to sleep in the same bed, not to mention there was a big bird PP in the middle.

Go to sleep.

Stark looked in Bruce's direction, comparing his mouth with a super exaggerated mouth shape.

It was so exaggerated that Bruce couldn't bear to look directly and quickly turned his head away.

Get some sleep.

Which bat have you ever seen go to bed at 12 o'clock at night?

Bruce stared at the ceiling, depressed to the extreme.