[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

Stark and Batman had a fight.

In the far north.

This matter spread through the hands of Superman to Zhenglian and Avengers. At the same time, Superman also handed a newspaper to Batman, and expressed that the seven giants of the Justice League did not tactfully express their love for Batman and Bruce. Concerns over the tangled relationship with Stark.

Given that the group already knew that Batman and Bruce were actually the same person, Batman felt he had every reason to believe they were just watching.

The so-called "concern" is just to find a better location to watch the show.

"I'll see what's published... Oh, so." Stark was happy when he saw the newspaper, "They are worried that when we divorce, financial disputes will impact the US economy."

"...Aren't we already divorced?" Batman asked mockingly with a blank face, and pointed at Taotao, "This is yours, so don't take it away yet."

"I didn't intend to leave Daidai to you." Stark continued, "The child should be given to someone more responsible, and you, look what happened to your group of bird cubs What kind of bad boy?"

Batman: "..."

The humans quarreled again, and Taotao and Daidai in the nest raised their heads one after another.

Silently watched them develop from a quarrel to a fight.

This time Stark hadn't had time to put on the steel armor, so of course he wanted to stop, but Batman ignored him. Instead, he took off his battle suit and tights made of Kevlar fiber, and fought him with his bare hands.

Stark: ... Gan!

To be honest, Stark's fighting skills are not bad, but if he faces Batman, who is proficient in professional combat, he will definitely suffer!

"Peach!" Stark yelled.

Taotao raised her head and looked in Stark's direction in confusion.

"Jiujiu?" He tilted his head.

Taotao knows Batman, so no matter how Stark yells, it doesn't mean to show its abilities.

He rolled lazily, belly up, and made a coquettish cry at Bruce.

"Chirp~"

Small parrots have a unique method of persuasion.

Bruce watched it squirm and put away his fists, but he didn't try to stroke the bird, but Stark couldn't stand it anymore, picked up Taotao and scratched it.

Taotao was unwilling to give up just like that. Seeing that Bruce was about to leave, she immediately flew down from Stark's hand, thumping and landing in front of Bruce's footsteps, and was almost stepped on by Bruce's foot.

Bruce stopped abruptly.

The lifted foot almost fell down completely, and Taotao was so just right, she threw herself under the shadow.

As long as Bruce is even half a second late, Taotao will lose at least a few feathers today, and in severe cases, she may break a bone or even be trampled to death.

Bruce and Stark Qi's faces darkened.

"Ugly!" Stark grabbed the bird.

"We have to agree, we can't do that." Bruce also frowned, "Just eat bird food recently, and cancel all snacks, fruits, and nuts until you realize your mistake."

"I agree, pup, do you hear me?"

"Understood, Sir, the feeding plan has been revised." AI responded.

Taotao: ...?

Taotao was a little confused.

It can already understand that when these humans call it "ugly", it means "something is not good"!

But it doesn't quite understand what it did wrong, and...

snack? !

nut? ! !

fruit? ! ! !

Isn't that his favorite thing to eat?

why not give it? !

Taotao was aggrieved, and began to twitch and chirp, but this time Stark, who doted on her, did not compromise, and pressed her hands together in her palm.

"You can't run under people when they're moving, you know? You can't suddenly run under people's feet when you're walking, you can't go under your buttocks when you're sitting on a chair, or you can't get under the quilt by yourself when you're sleeping. There are other situations that are the same, you know?"

Stark scolded in a low voice.

Taotao was squeezed to the point of "beep", and worked hard to get the bird's head out of the gap between Stark's hands.

It was squeezed out of shape, but it still didn't understand.

Dumbly stood up and shook her hair, opened her mouth and pulled Taotao out of Stark's fingers, and put it on the ground.

Then it stepped on it.

Stark & ​​Bruce: ! ! !

Dadai not only stepped on it, but also exerted a certain amount of force quickly, causing Taotao to "serge" and instantly leaked air. The two humans had never seen it so fast, and they didn't have time to stop it for a while.

"Stay!" Stark tried to pull the stork, but was stopped by Bruce, "What?!"

"It counts." Bruce had regained his composure.

It seemed that Taotao seemed to be trampled in pain, but she was still wriggling wildly with a lot of energy, and there was nothing she couldn't move.

Daidai didn't even step on its fur.

It was also at this time that Taotao finally understood what had happened.

Looking at a bird as big as Bruce, and then looking at his own size, as well as Bruce's feet, and thinking about the position where he fell just now, it seemed really dangerous.

Taotao, who was thrashing wildly, suddenly withered.

"Know it's wrong?" Stark crossed his hips, narrowed his eyes, and looked fierce.

Taotao yelled weakly: "Jiujiu..." Got it...

Only then did Daidai let go of his claws.

The little parrot immediately jumped up, hopped over, raised its claws and stomped on the dumbfounded feet.

Dazed: ...

Stark almost couldn't hold back his laughter, he had to hold Bruce's shoulders and hide his head behind Bruce, lest Taotao see his super disruptive performance.

Seeing that she was motionless, Taotao increased her strength and stepped on her foot again.

After thinking for a while, he tilted his body, staggered, and then fell down.

He opened his mouth, drooped his wings, straightened his legs, and heaved his body up and down, as if he was seriously injured and about to GG.Xiao Taotao was frightened, jumped up, and started spinning around blankly.

"Look at Duda's acting skills." Bruce nodded Stark to bring him back to his senses, "It's much better than yours."

Stark glanced at it, was almost frightened, and immediately realized that he was acting in a daze to scare Xiao Taotao. He couldn't laugh or cry, and complained: "...This must be Batman's credit."

The whole world knows that Batman is the movie king, the kind that even the statuettes can't satisfy.

Bruce: "I didn't teach him that."

"But our Daidai can learn by itself. It learned to clean up the room with its clumsy hands, open and close the door, and even use the coffee machine, although it doesn't like the brown liquid inside." Speaking of these, Stark But hey, this is his cub, isn't it?look how good it is!

Bruce got a headache seeing his embarrassing expression, and silently looked away.

And Daidai had had enough acting, stood up with fluttering wings, put Taotao back on the bird's beak, and walked to another room.

Looking at the time, it turned out that it was time for dinner.

Sleep when you are full, eat when you are full, thump and digest when you are full, and then continue to sleep. The training time at the end of the day will not last for two hours at all.

Bruce's real name was fidgety.

But Taotao is still young, and they have nothing to do.

One day, two days, three days...

Time passed in Bruce's irritability.

It is really inappropriate to use cherries as an attack signal. Among other things, Bruce doubts that Brainiac will feel that this is an insult from the earth, and he will go berserk in an instant.

And flying is a big problem.

No matter how hard she tried, Taotao's flying distance was still very tragic.

Don't say it's so difficult to spread your wings and fly high. It's not difficult to fly 500 meters, right?

But, no.

Taotao can only fly up to 300 meters, and then it will start the free-range chicken mode.

But there is also some good news, for example, through repeated training, Taotao gradually understands her own specialness, and realizes that her abilities seem to have some extraordinary significance.

It sensed special concern from the two humans.

During the training period, the Shoebill is basically in the state of playing with it. If the human beings fail to communicate with Taotao, Daidai will come over to do "translation", and will not interfere at other times.

That's how it started.

But gradually, as humans paid more and more attention to Taotao, the behavior of Dazed also changed.

The Shoebill is getting jealous.

And it's becoming more and more obvious.

Dadai will suddenly stand between the humans and Taotao during the training, gently grab Taotao with his claws, put the parrot aside, and rub against the humans by himself.

Whenever at this time, the plastic brotherhood of the two birds is declared useless in an instant, and Taotao will immediately jump up and step on Daidai's claws frantically, maybe thinking that Daidai will fall to the ground?

It's a pity that it's just acting, and only when you have enough attachments to humans, can Daidai cope with acting like this.

Squeezing is definitely not enough, if Taotao wants to succeed in competing for favor, she has to find another way out.

Soon, the little guy made his own discoveries. When it showed more abilities, better communication skills, and more obedient efforts, human beings would push away the heads of Daidai and take the initiative to get close to it!

Tao Tao discovered a new continent!

All of a sudden, I am motivated to train.

It was a windfall.

"So, the one that behaves better can sleep on the bed at night." Stark announced the new rules of the family, "If there is one that behaves particularly well, then you can get the service of two people sleeping together! "

Of course Taotao agrees, the two of them will accompany her to sleep together!

Bird World Paradise!

Blinking the nictitating membrane blankly, it seemed to be still concerned. It tilted its head slightly and looked in Bruce's direction, as if it understood that Stark alone could not control the overall situation, and was confirming the situation with Bruce.

Bruce didn't want to hear about Stark's damn plan.

However, it's really a good idea.

Taotao will become much more industrious, and can also avoid the sad fact that the relationship between the two birds is gradually plasticizing.

Maybe.

At least the latter is difficult.

"Da?" Dazed shook his wings, still waiting for Bruce's answer.

Closing his eyes, Bruce admitted with great difficulty the fact that he needed to train the cubs by selling the "bed co-ownership" at night. He nodded and signaled the whalebill stork that he fully agreed with and supported what Stark said. .

So the whalebill stork got excited.

What a big Batman!

Doesn't this mean that it can bring a Batman back to its nest!

Dadai felt that he could do it!

"Also, you can't just bully Taotao because of your size, you know that?"

As Stark said, he lightly poked the big flat beak of the whalebill stork.

Holding his chin in a daze, he nodded obediently, agreeing.