[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

When Stark brought Brucey to the top of the Stark Tower, the Justice League also received the communication, and the "little reporter" Superman sent his incredible discovery and gossip photos to the separate communication channel of the seven giants of the alliance. .

"Batman and Iron Man really have an affair...?" The little reporter shared today's gossip.

The Martian hunter in charge of communication glanced at the message and fell silent.

The Flash on duty came over.

"Superman?"

The Martian Manhunter didn't want to discuss it, so he directly showed the Flash the message interface.

It was a "moving picture" composed of more than ten chapters of photos, played one by one in succession, it can be seen that there are two parts of the plot, one is Stark's steel mecha to buy milk tea, and then send it back to Stark's car , The milk tea was not for Stark, and Stark handed it to someone in the co-pilot when he turned his head.

Can't see clearly from this angle.

In the second plot, Stark took Bruce, stuffed him into his rescue armor, and then boarded another mecha, and the two mechas flew to Stark Tower one after another.

flash:……

The picture is clear and the angle is perfect, and the plot is very easy to understand.

But why can't he understand it?

"Why is Bruce in Iron Man's car?" Winky was a little confused.

Zhenglian has just skipped a step and partially completed the identity crisis problem recently. The seven people disclosed their secret strongholds and secret identities to each other.

The atmosphere in the alliance is great, unprecedented harmony.

Everyone knows that Neptune actually has no money, because Atlantis doesn’t use coins, and it’s all about barter. Winky is often late because time passes too slowly for him, and sometimes he can’t wait patiently for a while. Things are over.

Hal Jordan even provided the coordinates of a stash of batteries for his lantern.

And Bruce AKA Batman Wayne and Iron Man next door are actually playmates who grew up together, but they have been together since their youth and almost lost contact for a while.

So these two people shouldn't have a strange relationship of driving home together and going upstairs with the machine armor together...?

"This is really..." Winky blinked, "It's big news."

……

…………

After landing and stepping out of the mech, Brucey was tripped. Fortunately, his fighting instinct was still on the line. He quickly stabilized himself and followed Stark into the hall.

Damian came over.

Before the kid opened his mouth to scream, Stark took out a peach from his pocket and stuffed it in the little guy's face.

"Give you."

Damian: ...

Damian caught Taotao and went to the sofa to check the bird's health.

Open the wings to inspect the flight feathers and more...

Dadai followed and stood by the side, waiting for Taotao to have a physical examination.

After Damian confirmed that Taotao was healthy and lively, he raised his head and put Taotao on his beak, but this time Taotao seemed to have another goal, and quickly flew away.

I stared blankly at it not flying in the direction of the only opening in the house, so I had no intention of chasing it.

Brucey was held back by Damian.

"Didn't you sign any weird documents?" The little yellow bird showed great vigilance, "Did he give you anything to write your name on? Even blank paper?"

"No!" Stark immediately interrupted the brat, "What do you think of me?"

"A scientist who is eccentric, neurotic, sentimental, and shut himself up in the laboratory to do experiments until he died of thirst and starvation without knowing it." Damian quickly concluded.

Stark: ...

"This brat belongs to your family, get rid of it quickly!"

Knowing that Stark didn't mean anything malicious, Brucey focused all his attention on Damian, grabbed the little yellow bird that was about to run, and squatted down so that his eyes were basically at the same level as Damian. .

Damian: ...? ? ?

Suddenly there is an ominous premonition.

"I know you are concerned about our relationship, and maybe worried that I might get into trouble if I go out alone."

Bruce pressed Damian's shoulder with familiar strength, but said words that made Damian's headache mercilessly.Robinbird choked on this, and Bruce didn't intend to stop.

"However, Stark is not a bad person, you can directly express your concerns."

Damian: ...

Tim behind the monitor and Jason who just rushed to the Batcave to listen: ...

"I should really go back to sleep." Jason took off the earphones, rubbed his arms frantically, trying to get the goosebumps off his body, "Is this a fucking brain change?!"

"Maybe little Bruce has this kind of character?"

Tim was very calm.

Jason suspected that the little red bird was over-stimulated, and its brain began to selectively shut down locally.

Suddenly, Dahong suddenly thought of another key question: "Tell me, does Bruce know that we are listening?"

"Of course, he doesn't have amnesia." Xiaohong rolled her eyes and continued drinking coffee.

"..." Jason was silent for about three seconds, thinking about whether the idea he had just had a flash of inspiration had real possibility, and then said slowly: "Then, maybe, he is faking it."

Tim froze as he drank his coffee.

What is Batman best at?

Fight, reason, and target criminals.

Xiaohong and Dahong looked at each other. If they were to evaluate it, then there were at least two things that Batman was good at, and the rankings were higher than those three.

— Disappearance and disguise.

Especially in terms of camouflage, even Superman, who relies on his super hearing to cheat, can hardly tell what is true and what is false in Batman's words.

Jason: "Maybe he's just pretending to be crazy, but he just doesn't know why."

Tim: "But Professor X has no reason to cooperate with him."

"It doesn't make sense...?" Jason didn't agree with this statement, "Maybe they're plotting something."

There is indeed this possibility, but what is there to plan?

Threatened?

By the way, scare Damian again?

Tim couldn't figure it out, lost in thought.

Coincidentally, in Stark Tower, Stark himself is also suspicious of this matter.The bear children in the petrification are worth watching, but their own little hearts are also worth cherishing.

Stark coughed dryly: "I think he already knew he was wrong." Let's just skip it.

He hooked the tie around Dazed's neck and tugged.

The tie is a slipknot, and Daidai's body is very strong. Even if the tie is tightened, it will not strangle Daidai's neck. Instead, it will be squeezed loose when it swallows the fish forcefully, and it hangs aside, giving the shoebill Added a little ruffian flavor.

Stark tore off his tie and threw it to Bruce.

Dress neatly but without a tie, it's too uncomfortable to look at.

Brucey was immediately distracted, bowed his head to tie his tie, but he didn't seem to be good at it, and he couldn't get it right after struggling several times. Seeing Stark's obsessive-compulsive disorder, he simply walked over to help him wear a tie.

"Cough...!" Brucey was almost strangled to death, "I don't think it's done like that."

"Shut up, I have no experience in tying ties for others." Stark gritted his teeth.

Wearing a tie by yourself is forward, and giving it to others is a mirror image. When it is the turn of someone who knows how to tie a tie to help others, he will still be in a hurry like a novice.

"You, sit down."

Stark put Brucey on the stake to sit him, stood behind him, put his hands around Brucey's neck, and began to tie his tie at a forward angle, and finally got the price. Fei's customized products.

Although, after such a toss, the silk fabric is almost ruined.

Both are not bad money, do not care.

Looking at the other end, Damian has not lifted the petrification yet.

"Tsk tsk, this kid can't do it, isn't his ability to resist blows a little bit reduced?" Stark fell tiredly on the double sofa, looking like he was paralyzed on a piece of wood and pretended to be dead, but he didn't stop talking. "Isn't the recent training intensity not enough?"

Bruce didn't seem to understand.

Stark covered his face, and after a while he tried hard to say: "It's not suitable for you to go back to Gotham like this, your company is different from mine, a bunch of people want you to go bankrupt, and the lunatics in Arkham randomly Very high, even with the dull debuff it is not 100% absolutely safe."

"I advise you to stay with me temporarily until the influence fades."

"I object." Damian lifted the petrification and exploded in a second, "I can take good care of my father."

"..." Stark just looked at this little kid, and was happy, "How do you plan to take care of it? Can you carry it or drag it?"

Damian: "...I can carry it." Blue veins.

Although, strictly speaking, he can only carry half of the load, after all, his height is not enough, if he had to carry Batman, half of Batman would be dragged on the floor.

Stark laughed at the sight.

And Tim.

And Jason.

"I think it's okay. Anyway, Kevlar is anti-friction. If it is dragged all the way, the carpet at home must be scrapped first." Jason actually wanted to see that scene a little bit.

I just don't know if Bruce had other problems when he was a child.

For example, if you don't like to take a bath, you have to catch them everywhere, or you don't eat vegetables, you have to coax or lie.

These associations made Jason feel that the air in the Batcave had changed, as if it had been refreshed.He spread his hands involuntarily, raised his head slightly and let out a satisfied sigh.

"Is there anything more exciting than letting a brat take a brat?"

"For example, two brats reached a consensus to demolish the house together?"

Ah Fu's voice suddenly appeared.

The two red birds were taken aback. They were so obsessed with monitoring just now that they didn't notice the steward's approach, and they didn't know how much Ah Fu heard...

All of a sudden, the big and small red birds felt a little guilty about the mystery.

Xiao Hong, who was already chatting with Jason in the side chair, immediately turned the seat and faced the host, pretending that she was super busy and serious about work.

The abandoned Da Hong squinted her eyes, and had no choice but to look into the butler's gaze and ask, "Hmmm... two brats?"

"Perhaps the two young masters are referring to Master Damian and Young Master Bruce. But the two brats I know better are other people. I have to say that someone is more destructive than Master Damian Much more."

The old butler sighed.

After all, Damian just wakes up in the morning to cut trees, and he can also trim the garden at home along the way.

And a certain brat...

"He set up a lab at the Wayne House, and it exploded that very day."

Alfred recalled.

"I have to admit that young master Bruce has been careless in making friends since he was a child."

It's almost naming names.

The big and small red birds chose to remain silent.