[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

Dadai can feel that his abilities have been condensed into entities. What's even more strange is that part of his own brain seems to be wrapped in it, and it has penetrated into Professor X's brain together. It is not familiar with Charles. The traction provided gradually weakened, Dazed tried to leave, and uncontrollably crashed into the brain of another person it was more familiar with.

Yes, that's Mr. Bruce.

Dadai immediately realized that something was wrong, it shouldn't affect their minds, so he tried to leave again.

The next unlucky kid is, of course, classmate Stark.

It was also today that Stark was full of luck. Taotao, who was dancing back and forth on the console, was tired, and the little parrot yawned. The power of brains and ability to run around is completely gone.

The shoebill only felt a jolt all over its body, as if it suddenly woke up from a dream, and it returned to its original position.

Dazed and confused, left and right Kangkang.

Then he shrank his neck and got out from under the "turtle shell".

Then Kangkang's "turtle shell".

Doesn't seem to be broken?

With a sigh of relief.

"Da." It's time to go.

It paced to the front of the main console, let the sleepy Taotao climb onto its beak, and then carried Taotao away with it.Walking to the gate, the door that was automatically opened for them just now was silent.

Taotao has already fallen asleep, and she is not in a hurry, just staring at the door quietly without moving.

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Brucey's blue eyes were watery.

Charles' blue eyes were also watery.

The two didn't mean to fight, but they didn't mean to give up. They just met, and Stark, who was caught in the middle, didn't want to talk.

"You..." Stark took a deep breath, holding his shoulders one by one, "Let's go to the cafeteria, order a smoothie and an ice cream, and then eat together."

This is already the most coaxing method he can think of to coax a child.

if not.

Then...

Then do it the Batman way.

Stark thought dumbly.

It's not a real child, since there is a problem, let's beat him until there is no problem.

Dark Rubbing Summoning Mecha ING

AI: ...

Stark, who was distracted, suddenly felt his cuff being pulled. He looked down and found that it was Charles. Charles asked him in an extra gentle voice: "Let's go now?"

"Huh? Well," Stark came back to his senses, "yes, we're going to the cafeteria now."

He had to hold Bruce with one hand and push Charles with the other hand alone, and he was a little overwhelmed. Fortunately, little Bruce was well-behaved and sensible enough, and took the initiative to help, and took Charles' wheelchair.

They bought scoops of ice cream and a large smoothie and found a spot to sit down to eat.

"Don't take such a big bite at a time." Stark had to hold Bruce's hand, "Do you want a headache?"

"No," Bruce said, looking innocently at Stark, "Father told me it was because the ice was on our heads, so, I thought, maybe we could go out in the yard after eating, let our heads bask in the sun, and keep heat."

Stark: "...?" What kind of logic is this?

In a daze, Stark suddenly remembered that he seemed to have done similar things. He made something that looked like an ion hair iron, which could be placed on his head, heated at low temperature, and then he ate smoothies. .

How did my father complain at the beginning?

That old Howard seems to be complaining that he is cooking his brains at low temperature.

"What did your father complain about you?" Stark asked.

"He said maybe my head would be puffed up like wool, and my mother said that would be nice." Bruce laughed, "I think that would be nice too."

Stark: "..." Same world, different parents.

"And you?" Charles asked.

Stark was taken aback by his question, and only then did he realize in a trance that he seemed to be less sensitive and vulnerable, and things about his parents were no longer restricted areas that could not be brought up.

Since when?

This psychological change was so slight that Stark himself didn't notice it.

"We don't talk much about life." Stark said seemingly calmly: "And I don't like eating ice."

As soon as the words fell, Stark choked up for his own awkwardness, seriously suspecting that he was also attacked by the dumb light wave of the shoebill stork.

"Liar."

Charles smiled, took apart a clean disposable spoon, dug a mouthful from the other end of the ice cream ball, stretched his arms hard, and sent it to Stark's mouth.

"Say 'dislike' again?"

Stark: ...

Stark always felt that this guy was threatening him.

However, the strawberry ice cream is really delicious.

After eating the ice cream and smoothie, Stark secretly recorded the audio file of Bruce throwing a tantrum and trying to eat another smoothie, which ended up freezing his head.

Just at this time, the blue plush beast also came over.

Hank was a bit introverted and not very sociable. Facing Bruce and Stark, he simply greeted him, then quickly lowered his head and only looked at Charles.

"Professor, I found that you locked the door of the main brain, what happened?"

Now to Charles, the mastermind is not as important as ice cream, so it took him a few seconds to realize what Hank was anxiously asking.

"Huh? Because... I'm worried that the little animals will come out." Charles said while pointing to Stark. "He was very worried that the animals inside would get lost."

"That's not what I'm worried about." Stark felt a little headache.He hooked his fingers at Hank: "You, come here."

After a brief explanation, Hank also felt a headache.

"First, I can open the door and let them out." It's not a good idea to keep such a destructive animal in the mastermind.Hank decided to put them in a different place first, and then deal with the problem here, "Go pick them up and make sure they don't cause any damage. I'll send the professor and Mr. Wayne to the laboratory for inspection."

Stark agreed.

But Bruce disagreed.

"I'm going too." He hugged Stark.

Probably the meaning of a child hugging an adult's leg, but Bruce still has an adult body, so he hugged Stark firmly in one fell swoop.

Stark: ...

Stark: "Call me brother and I'll take you there."

"Brother." Decisively.

Bruce Jr. doesn't seem to mind trading a little compromise for the greater good.

Ah no, Batman doesn't care either, it's just that Batman's means are more than enough to deal with Stark, and there is no need to make such a "small sacrifice".

"Brother, take me with you." Bruce said again.

Stark sucked in a breath of cold air. For some reason, instead of gaining a sense of accomplishment, he felt a chill because he might be hunted down by Robin Bird later.

Seeing that Bruce was going to call him "brother", Stark hurriedly covered his mouth.

"Go, go, go together."

The people outside were in a hurry, but the two small animals in the control room of the mastermind were very calm.

Dadai was still staring at the door in a daze, Taotao was sleeping soundly on its beak, and turned over.The door opened, and Stark saw the little guy sleeping on his back at a glance.

It was as if they were called parents by the school, but they hadn't thought of how to lecture them. When they got there, the two children were already tired and fell asleep.

It was so angry and funny.

Stark experienced the heartache of being a father, and was very helpless.

"Don't sleep, Dad is here to take you home."

"Jiujiu...?"

Taotao didn't wake up at all, and didn't open her eyes. She still instinctively responded to Stark's call, and flew towards the direction of the sound, and was caught in Stark's arms, and she licked it. With two comfortable "chirp mi" sounds, it slipped into Stark's pocket and continued to sleep.

Stark: ...

Look at Daidai again, Daidai walked to Bruce's side and was observing Bruce.

It remembered the sensations and experiences of being pulled by the mastermind, and it also remembered that it seemed to be drilled into Bruce's brain.The shoebill looked down at his ankle ring to make sure the suppressor was still on, then raised his head and gently rubbed against Bruce's face.

"Stay~" Bruce grunted comfortably and rubbed back.

He took the whole of Dazed's neck into his arms and dawdled.

I was stunned, dumbfounded.

The petrification below the neck, the part of the head turned with difficulty, looked in Stark's direction, and made a weak voice: "Da, da...?" He, why does his brain seem to be gone?

Stark smiled and shrugged, saying that there was nothing he could do.

So the whole bird was bad for a long time.Moreover, looking a little guilty, as if he still remembered that this was his masterpiece, the bird PP shook and tried to back away.

It retreated a little, and Bruce immediately chased after it, hugging the head of the whalebill stork and rubbing his forehead against his forehead, scratching his chin, brushing his hair, and rubbing his face against the hard beak Rubbing back and forth.

It's so unlike your usual Bruce or Batman.

Why is it a bit like Damian?

Is Bruce such a slimy existence?

"Brucey," Stark nodded his little friend's shoulder with a tone of joking, "Do you remember? Daidai likes your tie the most."

"Of course I remember." If you don't remember, say you remember.

Brucey didn't allow himself to forget Dull's bird hobby.

He quickly took off his tie, looped it around the neck of the shoebill, and tightened it.

Daidai: ...Gah.

Fortunately, there is plenty of space inside the necks of birds. In order to facilitate the swallowing of fish whole, their necks are very "plastic". Now they don't have to worry about suffocation when they are tied with ties. At most, they may not be able to eat dinosaur fish.

Daidai is not hungry now, and he didn't think of that.

It's just a little confused, not quite sure what to do, and it's even more cowardly when it's ignorant, shrinking its neck and feet, facing the capital "counseling", shrinking and shrinking, it gradually becomes shorter, The whole shoebill began to drop in height, and slowly squatted down, sitting on the ground with its buttocks, assuming a posture of hatching eggs.

Bruce also squatted down and continued Mua~

And the shoebill stork is like a girl from a good family who has been molested, falling into a panic mode, cowardly to death, and at the same time adhering to the consistent principles of the bat family, not resisting, cooperating or being responsible, simply closing the nictitating membrane and pretending to be dead.