[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

Tao Tao No.30 a day.

The "swamp woodland" on the top floor of the Stark Building disappeared, and the full moon Taotao began to show its abilities. The AI ​​cubs of the Stark family suddenly found themselves unable to continue to control the surrounding projection simulation system, as well as the air conditioning system, and the temperature recovered. ,The projection system crashed, allowing the room to show its original appearance.

The simple style is matched with luxurious curtains with dark patterns and furniture made of various tree stumps, branches and trunks, and a strange sense of contradiction comes to the face.

At the same time, the various signal lights on the top floor of the building are red and green, and the AI ​​​​also vividly projects the picture of mosquito-repellent incense eyes.

Stark woken up by the AI ​​siren: ...?

WHAT?

What the hell is this huge green "WARNING"?

Still flashing.

"Cub, what are you doing again?" Stark rubbed his face vigorously, seriously doubting that he hadn't woken up yet.

AI doesn't know how to explain, so it can only report one by one.

"The hall's 'Woodland Level' is unresponsive."

It's rare that this guy didn't do anything, but made a serious report, which made Stark feel that something was wrong, so he washed his face helplessly and went out to see what happened.

Seeing the bare and messy living room, I was stunned.

It's not just that the projection is gone.

What books, decorations, water glasses.

Everything that could be pulled fell to the floor.

Luckily, the house was covered with a full layer of lawn carpet, which saved most of the things.

Stark choked.

what happened?

Daidai didn't have such a hobby.

As for Taotao...

Isn't this little guy still...

Ah, no, this guy has already learned to fly. Although it's not really flying, the short-distance thumping is enough for it to toss around in this hall.

Parrots have a need for toys to play with.

Stark realizes he's forgotten something terribly wrong.

shhhhh-

continuous sound.

Stark immediately followed the sound and found that it was Taotao, who just learned short-distance flopping yesterday, was acting as a demon.

A whole peach parrot was caught on the curtain and hung in the air. A pair of small claws perfectly scratched a row of dark lines, and it was still shaking back and forth, like a swing.

This made it officially downgraded from "Peach" to "Ugly" in Stark's mouth.

"Chou Chou, come down for me!"

"啾啾~~"

Ugly fell down obediently. Don't look at the joyful flapping of its small wings, but it almost fell in a straight line. The whalebill came out from behind the curtain, holding a pillow in the color of the American shield in its mouth, and raised it very skillfully. head, firmly connected Taotao to his big mouth, and then stared at Stark.

Stark: ...

"Hey, what do you mean? I don't count what I said here?"

Daidai, Daidai turned his head away.

In less than half a second, he twisted back again.

Under Stark's surprised eyes, it walked to Stark's side, rubbed the side of its head against Stark's waist, and arched several times affectionately.

"Dah." Don't be angry.

Stark heard this meaning from the sound of the whalebill's mouth.

Papa's heart softened more than half in an instant.

Taotao next to him yelled softly twice, and Stark had no choice but to surrender.

"Okay, okay, don't be angry anymore." Kiss one by one.

So the whalebill squatted on his left side, and Tao Tao landed on his right shoulder, and they both moved their heads towards him, rubbing against him, and the fluffy bird feathers caressed his cheeks.

Stark sighed contentedly.

……

…………

in the afternoon.

Bruce and Stark decide to visit the X Academy.

In view of the fact that it is too difficult to cover the vest in front of Professor X, Batman gave up his costume in the dark, and directly assumed the identity of Bruce Wayne, carrying peaches, as the Justice League sponsor, philanthropist and friend of the current president— — Commonly known as the walking fat and fat ticket, this identity visited X Academy.

Professor X was dumbfounded by this, and sent Kuaiyin to pick up Mr. Wayne.

Bai Baobao followed.

Stark drove the steel mecha directly, and led the whalebill stork to fly over.He landed on the lawn of X Academy with his gray-blue slender figure, and unexpectedly found that Guaiguai was there.

The cheetah with black stripes on a pure white background is squatting on the green grass, showing no concealment effect at all.

Daidai still remembered his little friend, who flopped and stopped next to the white leopard.

Taotao also flew out of the pocket of Bruce's suit jacket, and landed on the beak of the Shoebill stork consciously, looking into his head, observing the white leopard.

"Chirp~"

The talkative Taotao let out an inexplicable cry.

"Meow."

The White Leopard also called back with an unknown call.

The whalebill made no chewing sound.

"Shouldn't you be in the watchtower?"

The appearance of the white leopard ball made Stark startled.

Bruce explained to him: "Guaiguai has recently shown his pursuit of physical activity, and he especially likes chasing speedsters. He has been eating a lot of food recently."

Today I chase the Flash, and then go to Arkham for a meal, tomorrow I may be with Quicksilver, and I will come to X Academy for dinner, and the day after tomorrow, I may suddenly get behind Kid Flash’s ass, and then be taken back to the Titan Tower to play .

Sometimes if Superman is flying close to the ground at high speed, he will find that this guy is quietly following him when he looks back.

Superman: ...

Superman could only silently grab the guy by the back of the neck and carry him to Gotham.

Just eat a little bit on the left side and a little bit on the right side, Bai Baobao's figure became more and more rounded.

No wonder you need exercise.

Stark sneaked closer and tried to pinch the flesh of the white leopard's waist, but the white leopard's reaction was a step faster, holding Stark's hand with its soft and big claws with its sharp claws, sternly refusing.

"Meow." You follow up.

White Leopard called them with a short cry, motioned for humans and animals to follow him, led them to Professor X's office, and learned to open the door with paws.

It lifted its paws and pulled the doorknob, and the wooden door opened a thin crack, and it rushed out hearing the little fox's protest.

"Beep----!!!" You let go!

"Beep beep beep-!!!" Quickly let go!

Screaming like a screaming chicken being kneaded madly.

Stark was shocked, and Bruce also stopped pushing the door with vigilance, and the two humans froze in unison.

The bark of the broad-eared fox is too sharp, as if it goes in from the right ear, runs through the entire brain, and comes out from the left ear, repeating the cycle and shuttling back and forth.

Stark seemed to hear an overload humming in his head.

"What's wrong?" He asked in a daze.

The White Leopard Leopard Loose Claw stepped back and hid behind Bruce. Its ears were slightly lowered, and it was obviously stunned by the cry.Taotao was quite frightened, and simply jumped on Stark's body and got into his coat, claws grabbed into the fabric of the shirt and hung inside, Stark raised his hand to press that piece, to appease him. The bird's heart beat too fast.

"Eric, let go of Charlie." Professor X's helpless voice came out, "Our guest is here."

Eric, aka Magneto.

It is said that this is not his original name, but just a pseudonym when he was wandering, but everyone calls it that, and Magneto himself does not intend to correct it.So, he was Eric.

Eric let go, and the little fox ran towards Charles.

"Beep beep." He was so rude.

The little fox yelled and complained to Charles.

Eric couldn't understand Charlie's language and refused to touch its ability, but this didn't prevent him from seeing the little fox's big watery eyes that the guy was complaining.

"Don't pick up everything at home. It's not enough to pick up students, but also pick up animals." He warned Charles.

He even slammed the door open again.

Apparently it means not accepting customers for the time being.

Charles was helpless.

The people outside the door also felt helpless.

"You feathered him?"

It's not that Stark is suspicious, but that Magneto looks a little naive.

Dumbly shook his head.

"Magneto has always been very self-centered, and that's okay." Bruce analyzed calmly, "He's not throwing a child's tantrum, but declaring his sovereignty, telling us in a very direct and clear way: this is his territory, Not even Professor X can change his mind."

"Such a childish way?" Stark pointed to the door.

Bruce: "Maybe so that the animals can understand him too."

Stark felt the guy was just trying to smooth things over.

However, maybe?

possible?

Magneto seems to hate Charlie.

Perhaps he was announcing in a way that even the little fox could understand: this is where he has control.

But why declare control with a little fox?

Stark couldn't help thinking a little bit more.

The people outside the room were thinking about it, and the two people in the room looked at each other.

Charlie, Charlie nestled in the cup.

The little guy especially likes to nest in glass cups. Charles's cups are all made of ceramics, but Eric's drinking cups are loved by the little fox.

If there is nothing to do, it gets into a nest, curls up its four paws, sticks out its head, and swings its big ears back and forth.

And leave a light cup of fluff inside the glass.

Originally, Eric didn't hate the little fox much, he just didn't like to get close to the little animals.Until three days ago, the school was holding activities and made a lot of barbecues. Eric suddenly became interested. Instead of drinking Professor X's literature and art stock, he picked up a glass and poured himself a glass of the most common dark beer.

Then, he took a mouthful of hair.

A whole mouthful of hair.

It was so tightly stuck in his throat that he couldn't even feel the bubbles of beer.

Even if Eric coughed frantically immediately, until his throat hurt, he couldn't spit out a few hairs.

He could only pour a lot of water and swallow the hair into his stomach, but even so, the feeling of being covered with hair was still stuck in his throat, which could not go away for a long time.

Eric was not a good-tempered owner who would love small animals. He didn't kill the fox on the spot because he was in a good mood that day.

However, Charlie, as if he had recognized his nest, wanted to drill into his glass with his life and death.

Buying new cups didn't help either.

Needless to say, today is also the day that Charlie the Fox sneaks into the glass and is discovered by Eric.