[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

Little Tony cried out of anger at Bruce.

Not only did that guy not feel any guilt, but he laughed across the communication line.

The Avengers rushed over, Rogers cut off the communication, Bucky hesitated for a moment, and was jumped by little Tony, Tony who was crying probably didn't notice who he caught, anyway, he was looking for a place to wipe his nose tears.

Bucky: ...

Endure, endure, must endure.

Barnes said to himself ten thousand times in his heart: he is still a baby!Really that kind!

And Stark is a very well-behaved baby, perhaps because he lacked the company of his parents since he was a child, especially the guidance and support from his father, which made Stark independent prematurely.

He is not good at communicating with people, nor is he good at crying coquettishly.

Soon, he stopped, wiped away his tears, and ran away as if nothing had happened.

Rogers: "Where are you going?"

"Looking for Daidai." Stark replied without looking back.

"Maybe we should follow him," Bucky wiped his clothes with a wet tissue to clean up the marks, "Considering that maybe he is only 6 years old now? 7 years old at most? What is the age reduction standard for a shoebill stork?"

"Unknown for the time being." Rogers was not sure. "At present, it seems that there has been no situation where the victim cannot take care of himself."

Batman shared some of Arkham's research reports.

The remaining mental level of the person who gets the stork fur is 3~12 years old.

Considering the various differences among individuals, including the original IQ level, etc., it is temporarily impossible to reach a conclusion.

Batman has begun to suspect that the age-reducing effect of the stork may be indeterminate.

In short, let's go after Stark first.

"We have to get the stork feathers down." Bucky paused, talking about another point of doubt, "Why did the shoebill stork give the feathers to Stark? It should know what sending its own feathers will lead to. Such consequences, and based on previous observations, there has never been a record of a shoebill attempting to attack or control Stark."

"Then maybe you have to ask Daidai's other breeder."

Rogers sighed.

He always felt that this must have something to do with Gotham's Batman.

Of course, it could also be Bruce Wayne.

"So what's the relationship between the two of them?" Hawkeye gossiped curiously, "While saying that they are inseparable like best friends, at the same time... don't seem to communicate much?"

He fiddled with all kinds of news on the projection screen.

Batman and Bruce have appeared on the same screen, but it was almost a year ago. The photos at that time showed that Batman saved Bruce and was still hugged by a princess.

The relationship between the two should be good.

But Bruce was angry afterwards because Batman put him in a place he couldn't go down.

Hawkeye stroked his chin.

In the end, he concluded: "Gotham people are really complicated."

During the conversation, Natasha had already found little Tony. This guy ran to the laboratory and collided with Banner, who was not at the party.

Banner: "..."

Natasha was taken aback: "Did you wear a shielding device?"

"Bring it, and don't worry," Banner waved his hand. "Hulk doesn't like to be dazed. He knows that the shoebill will come over today, so at least he won't come out today."

Unless someone punches Banner, that's another story.

Hawkeye, Rogers and Bucky in this lab.

Dadai also followed.

"Da?" Dazed grabbed Stark's hem and tugged at it, seeking attention.

Stark turned around and gave it a big kiss.

"What about it?"

"Da~" It eats very slowly~

If not threatening, cats are lazy big rugs.

Bai Baobao not only eats very slowly, but also likes to lie on his side in a daze after meals. Now he is paralyzed on the lawn in the backyard of the Justice League Hall, in a daze, addicted to the caress of the sun.

It was too obsessed with the sunlight, so that when the dazzling rainbow light appeared in the sky, it was completely dozed off, unable to react at all.

The rainbow light hit Bai Baobao's feet.

Only then did Subao come back to his senses in a trance, retracted his feet, raised his ears, and widened his eyes.

It didn't bark at all, but silently played a bunch of small question marks on its head.

Thor, son of Odin and crown prince of Asgard, stepped out of the rainbow light.

Zongbao retracted his tail.

Sol lowered his head and looked at the leopard whose tail was almost stepped on by him.

One person and one big cat have exactly the same "???" inside.

In the eyes of Kuaiguai, Sol is a big upright lion, the golden kind, but in Sol's eyes, he is proficient in multiple species languages, and he really can't tell what this watery-eyed kitten wants to express. What.

Such a big movement naturally alarmed the people in the house, and when they ran out, the two just let each other go and chose to look away.

"My friend, why did you start raising cats?" Sol asked Stark naturally.

Stark: "...my lawn!!!"

Little Tony, who was born with a mentally reduced age, yelled out what the adult version of himself had always wanted to yell at the sky: "Can't you think about how the lawn feels?!"

lawn!

His lawn!

Although I really don't like it much, it is a headache to re-lay every time Sol comes down!

Heimdall, you are healthy!

Can't you keep aiming at the same spot?

At least the rest of the lawn can be kept!

Stark, who was aggrieved, decided to circle a separate area on the grass and write "Sol's Rainbow Bridge Teleportation Lawn", and let him do whatever he wants.

Sol was stunned.

The other Avengers were also dumbfounded.

Stark has always expressed "not bad money", "I will pay you if you want", "All the Avengers smashing the building together will not use up my money", which has also formed a habit for everyone: what can be solved with money Things were never on Stark's mind.

Everyone thought Stark didn't care about that.

Then look at little Tony who was holding his breath and staring at Sol.

It turned out that I still cared.

And obediently.

Subao finally came back with a reflex arc, jumped up in a jerk, hid behind Kuaiyin, and looked at the unexpected guest with his head.

"Meow!" He bared his teeth.

Obviously think Sol is more like an intruder.

Kuaiyin knelt down to smooth the white leopard's fur, and comforted him in a low voice: "Don't worry, this is one of our own."

Bai Baobao didn't listen, and still yelled at Solha.

"Good boy?" Kuaiyin didn't know what to do now.

Natasha, who was watching from the rear, saw the problem and said, "This cheetah judges friend and foe based on Tony's emotions."

Because Little Tony was still angry, White Leopard didn't stop fighting.

Hawkeye, who was also watching from behind, made a complaint: "Where is the promised treasure?"

Natasha: "Isn't that cowardly enough? Dazed has already talked about it, do you want to bet?"

Hawkeye preempted the bet.

"Okay, I bet it will go on."

Natasha:  …

How could this man be so underwhelmed?

Looking at the traces of the Hongqiao Teleportation Formation burnt out on the ground, Sol kicked back and rubbed the soles of his shoes with a guilty conscience, and coughed: "Everyone, danger is about to come."

"Loki?"

As if a switch had been pressed, the Avengers showed serious expressions in unison.

Saul: "...Yes." He felt even more guilty about the wool.

"again?"

Thor: "Yeah..."

Collective headache.

"Do you know Loki's whereabouts?"

Saul felt a little sorry for that. "I lost it. I only know that Loki has fallen to the earth. Maybe you need your technical help."

Bad news of bad news.

An evil god from Norse mythology is traveling the earth.

"Da?" What's the matter?

He stayed behind and stretched his neck to wait and see.

The big mouth poked out, and the small contemptuous eyes looked at Sol. He also felt Stark's emotions in a daze, and was thinking about whether to give him a bite.

Thor:  …

Surprised by the miraculous appearance of the bird, he raised Thor's hammer.

"Where did this little monster come from?"

"It's not a monster, it's a whalebill." Rogers asked the AI ​​to send an explanation to Saul, "It's just a rare bird."

"Mutated." Saul said "Aha" to show that he understood.

Rogers: ...Why do you think he doesn't understand at all.

He pointed the finger at the whalebill stork again, and said seriously: "And you, Daidai, return Stark's age to him, we need his technology."

Looking behind Thor with his head poking his head, he shrank his head in a daze for a second, and looked sideways at Captain America.

"Quack?" It seems to be asking: What's the difference between you humans doing business and my dull-headed stork?

Rogers: "Stay." Lowered his tone.

The shoebill shrunk its neck immediately, obviously it understood what Rogers meant, and also understood that now is not the time to continue playing around.

Okay, okay, stop playing.

He stretched out his neck blankly, arched his head into Stark's arms, and rubbed against him.

He took away the feather that he gave away.

Unlike normal situations where you have to throw away the feather far enough to get rid of the effect temporarily, when Daidai takes the feather back, the debuff disappears immediately.

Stark instantly returned to his soul.

……

His expression went from bewildered to dull, and finally fixed on countless "WTF".

Before someone could speak, Stark turned his head and silently wiped away the puffy tears that still accumulated in his eyes.

fuck.

Whoa whoa.

herb.

There are ten thousand muddy horses galloping through Stark's heart.

But at this time, Natasha and Hawkeye were still talking about what happened just now.Natasha held out her hand to Hawkeye and said with a triumphant smile, "It didn't go on."

Hawkeye: "..." There is a sentence in my heart that MMP really wants to say but dare not say.

How could he have forgotten the ability of this leader.

He actually bet on the opponent's words.

In the end, Hawkeye could only put money in Natasha's palm until twenty dollars, and then let this matter pass quickly.

Turning back again, I met Stark's piercing little eyes.

Hawkeye shuddered.

"what?!"

"Don't bet on Duda."

Stark paused one word at a time, his tone full of hair.

Hawkeye immediately stood up.

"I promise there will be no next time!" Be cute.

But everyone knows that Hawkeye's guarantee is not so effective in some ways.

Stark and Natasha counted together: For example, don't steal Hulk's guacamole, for example, don't grab the last cookie...

"Hey wait, are there so many rules?"

Quicksilver felt incredible.

"And don't touch the small glass ornaments, absolutely don't touch them." Stark said two more things.At the same time, he greeted Daidai and Guaiguai, and walked to his laboratory with the rest of the Avengers.

Along the way, Dadai's attention was not always concentrated, and he turned his head to look at Thor from time to time.

Thor: ...foreboding.

At such a time, the tacit understanding among the Avengers was unprecedentedly high, almost reaching a peak.

No one mentioned what happened just now.

Whether it's Stark about age reduction, or the lawn, or those "rules."

In the laboratory, Stark stood in front of the console, dominating the world.

He waved his hand casually, several projection windows opened according to his instructions, the program started to operate, the satellite served him, and the whole earth seemed to be under his control.

"Theoretically I could track Loki around the world, if he didn't Apparate."

But that possibility is low.

"I need some other information." Stark looked back at Thor, "What is our little deer going to do?"

Thor shrugged. "He said he was going to save the world."

Stark: ...

"Okay, he's going to destroy the world." The automatic translation finished, "Once again."

"I'd better track his energy value." Stark smiled triumphantly, "That old bat doesn't seem to have this technology yet." He said, he glanced at Dumb, to be precise, Dudu's anklet.

"If he asks Bruce to buy it, I can give him a good price."

Avengers: ...

Maybe even if it really comes to the end of the world, they still can't figure out how to get along with each other in this daily way of looking for things between Iron Man Tony Stark and Batman and Bruce Wayne next door. of.