[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

The little reporter happily returned with his interview materials, and only halfway through the process did he realize his stupid look just now and his decision to walk back to the metropolis from New York on foot.

Clark: ...

With a good temper like Clark and a generosity like Superman, he finally couldn't help but took out his inner little black notebook and made a serious note to Batman.

Bruce returns to Gotham with the Shoebill.

This time he drove a big RV to pick up the birds, so that the Shoebill could nest securely on the bed at the back, there was room to raise his head, and another egg could be hatched under his stomach.

Damian ran over anxiously, stretched out his hand to rub the stork, from the fur to the neck to the back feathers, and finally scratched the stomach hair, and finally touched a strange thing.

"Stupid?" Damian was confused.

The shoebill didn't understand what he was confused about. Seeing that he had touched something under his stomach, he raised his body slightly, probed down, and pushed out the "egg" under his stomach.

Only then did Damian see clearly that it was Iron Man's helmet.

Damian: "...This is not fun. If you like round things, I'll buy you a ball."

But the shoebill didn't seem to respond.

Damian thought for a while, and then asked, "What about the head of the red hood?"

Stork blinked his nictitating membrane, and seemed to be a little interested.

Bruce on the sidelines: ...

"Damian, what are you going to do to someone else's head?"

Damian: ...

slip away.

In the middle of the night, Batman took Robin on patrol, while the Shoebill welcomed Bizarro who was looking forward to it.

"Stay—stay—"

"Da." He bluffed his wings.

Every time I meet Stork, Bizarro will startle me, and then calm down quickly. This big man has also learned not to keep staring at Stork's eyes, but to walk over, stroke Stork, or take the initiative He lowered his head and shook his head.

The storks will also bow their heads and shake their heads.

Bizarro will come over after "saluting" each other, and give Stork a hug that squeezes his hair out.

"Okay, Robin will find out later that he will hunt you down again." Red Hood watched.

"Bizaro, don't be afraid." Bizarro was not at all cowardly.

Bizarro is a different super that can smash green kryptonite!

Jason: ...has a headache.

He accidentally discovered this matter when prying Batman's inventory. Bizarro is not only not afraid of green kryptonite, but also has the effect of enhancing his ability when he is radiated by green kryptonite.Theoretically, only he and Bizarro know about this so far, but Jason can't guarantee whether Xiaohong or Batman knows nothing.

Just very bald.

Forget it, it's impossible to ask Batman's face now, Jason decided to put this matter aside for the time being.

While he was distracted, Bizarro had already picked up the Shoebill Stork. The stork's feet were curled up, and Bizarro put it on his shoulders and firmly stepped on it.

Daidai's weight is not light, it is definitely a huge burden for humans, but this weight is nothing to Bizarro.

The mutated Superman took off smoothly, carrying the Shoebill to Poison Ivy's botanical garden.

Jason: "..."

Jason felt like he said "come down and fly" ten thousand times, but neither the bizarro nor the shoebill paid him any attention.

bad boy!

Must be Batman's problem!

Get this stork to spoil his bizarro!

Jason was very angry.

It's a pity that the two bear kids didn't care what he was angry about, so Bai Baobao seemed to have a bit of conscience, walked up to Jason, let out a soft "meow", and rubbed the side of his thigh.

Jason reached out and rubbed the cheetah's white head.

"Hey, do you want to eat leg of lamb?"

Seeing that the white leopard's eyes became watery and bright in a state visible to the naked eye.

Jason was amused, and beckoned to follow him obediently, and went to the fresh-keeping warehouse to get its big leg of lamb.

Daidai was carried by Bizarro and easily fell into the botanical garden.

The vines spread out one after another, opening the way for it, and the stork jumped off Bizarro's shoulders with fluttering wings, gliding for a little balance, and then landed on the ground.

"Da~"

"Stay dumb~" Harry rushed over, rolling into a ball with the whalebill stork.

The stork was completely unmoved, and was swayed by her. The stork didn't lose a single feather. Instead, it spread its wings and wrapped Harry under its wings.

Harley is rubbing her hair happily~

"Did you know?" She poked Stork's chest, and whispered bad things about Batman: "That big bat boy is so bad, I'm not allowed to keep a hyena."

The shoebill didn't know what a hyena was, so he lowered his head and plucked her twin-tailed hair to comfort her.

Originally, Harley Quinn's twin ponytails were dyed pink and blue, very eye-catching, but for the sake of the stork's health, Harry decided to wash them off.

Now she's back to her light blonde hair.

The stork also likes this very much, and rubs it from time to time.

As for the clown...

I don’t know how the green hair was dyed, and it can’t be washed off. Every time Batman sees the Shoebill scratching the clown’s hair, he will be punished, that is, reduce its supper, eat one less dinosaur fish, and come down several times. It was successfully trained, and Daidai never complained about the clown again.

Iron Man's helmet made its home in Daidai's nest, piled on top of the cloaks, and a more pure red hood was turned out of the corner, sitting next to the steel helmet.

Yes, Daidai got the red hood long ago, but Damian didn't know it yet.

It moved its feet and tentatively pulled twice to make sure that the two eggs were placed side by side, and then it lay down and hatched the two "eggs" under its stomach.

Ivy was very worried, and kept tossing the phone, looking for information frantically, muttering in her mouth: "Isn't it... not yet an adult?"

There is no courtship behavior, why do they start hatching eggs all of a sudden?

"It's fun for birds to store things in their nests. Many birds with less stress in life have the habit of storing entertainment items. The most classic one is crows." Jason added a lot of relevant knowledge early on, "This one Storks live comfortably, and start hoarding things when they have nothing to do.”

At this time, I walked in slowly and popularized science to this group of prisoners who knew how to wreak havoc without doing their jobs.

It was also the old bat that couldn't keep it, so he got a bat cloak for it, and that's how he got used to it.

"Looks like the red one?" Tim tried to analyze, and glanced at his own metal bird wings.

Fortunately, there is no tendency to develop in the direction of crow's liking for metal, otherwise his bird wings will definitely suffer before Batman or Superman's cloak.

Tim went on to analyze.

"Red or black, studies have shown that these two colors are more colorful in bird vision, maybe because of this reason?"

Birds have more visible colors than humans, and the world they see is different from humans.

Jason: "Forget it, that's not important."

He was more concerned about Bizarro, who was trying to find something to hatch.

Bizarro looked around and saw all the small plants of Poison Ivy. Of course, he could grab them and put them in his arms to hatch, but he would be beaten by the vines afterward. Although it didn't hurt, it was very annoying. Bizarro Luo doesn't like it.

In the end, Bizarro chose to fly out, and flew back after a while, with many fluffy leopards in his arms.

Su Bao curled his limbs and long tail, was hugged by Bizarro, looked at Jason pitifully with a dazed expression on his face.

"What?" The voice was distorted.

Jason's ears twitched, and he immediately became "numb".

Jason:  …

Jason: "Put obedi down."

"No, Bizarro wants to hatch."

"You are not a bird, you don't need to hatch eggs."

"Bissaro wants it."

"You do not want."

But Harley jumped out to make trouble, and also tried to get a helmet with a red hood, and wanted to hatch eggs with the stork.

Jason:  …

Gradually irritable.

"……"puff.

The little red bird turned off the microphone in time and laughed wildly, then packed the recording and put it in the "Red Hood Special Code" folder, and then continued to watch.

Fortunately, at times like this, Bizarro still has a conscience and knows to protect Jason.

The ferocious Bizarro imitated the stork and spread his hands to imitate the wings of birds to drive away the annoying Harry.

Harry stuck out her tongue at him: "Scrooge! The Red Hood is everyone's Red Hood!"

"It's not yours!" Bizarro knew this clearly.

Ivy, who thought they were too noisy, used vines to make earplugs for herself, shrank into a giant flower bone and went to sleep.

Obediently took the opportunity to slip away, came to Jason's leg, rubbed it all the way from the shoulder armor, rubbed Jason's calf with the back of the shoulder and the side of the waist, rubbed it all the way to the hind leg, and even curled his tail in a circle.

"Meow."

Very straightforward coquetry and asking for help.

This is also an unlucky boy. I don't know who has provoked whom. Everyone likes to masturbate him.

Jason patted his arm with sympathy. Subao immediately understood the movement, bowed back a little, gathered his strength to prepare, and then jumped suddenly, and the whole cheetah jumped into Jason's arms.

It was also Jason's amazing arm strength that directly hugged the [-]-jin cheetah.

"Then what are you going to do?" He just hugged Subao, and looked back at the extra guy in the shadow of the door.

Q: What grows in the shadow of Gotham?

Answer: Batman.

Batman came out of the shadows silently, watching Jason with complicated emotions holding the white leopard in the posture of holding a giant baby, and it took him a long time to look away with difficulty.

But Jason didn't think there was anything, and turned upside down.

Batman:  …

"In the past few days, it is necessary to completely ban the activities of Arkham prisoners feeding whalebill storks at midnight." Batman proposed the task in a low voice: "Totally ban."

Jason understood in seconds. "You want to train it?"

Shoebill, a domesticable bird?

After all, it really doesn't look like a very smart sub, it doesn't seem like a species that can communicate smoothly with humans, and it's also a bit strangely attractive, even if it wears a shielding collar, Jason sometimes finds it mysterious. It was strange, as if more than half of his brain had been stolen by a stork.

Jason began to think about this question.

Batman looked at him and said, "As long as proper rewards and pressure are given, there is no creature in this world that cannot be trained, even plants, as long as the direction of light and the ratio of nutrients are modified, they can grow in the way the manager wants. .”

Jason:  …

He just hates Batman like this.

It seems that everything is under the control of this guy.