[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

Will the Shoebill affect mechanics and AI?

That's a serious question, if not, they could let the ship's autopilot take them home, if it even affects the systems, then they might have to leave it.

See if you can find a way to get Hydra out of the way before the inventory left by Hydra is depleted.

"Okay..." Stark wanted to wipe his face, he didn't want to admit that he had lost his intelligence, but he wouldn't put a shoebill in danger because of it, "I checked again, the system is fine, and the AI There was no delay."

Whatever the Shoebill's ability is, it is ineffective against machines.

That means you can get on the plane.

Rogers began to contact the backup personnel, report the situation here, and ask them to prepare the autopilot aircraft, in case the pilot is affected by the whalebill's ability to drive the aircraft into the ice during manual operation.

Barnes received a call, turned around and said, "The plane is here."

It just so happened that the shoebill was also full and was squinting in a daze.

"Okay, our job now is to pack it and send it to the plane." Stark rubbed his fists and tried to get close to the big stork, "Come on, daddy hugs."

Stork storks will take care of him.

"It should have been half-fed just now." Barnes finally came to his senses, "It's hungry, we can use food to solve the problem."

"Yeah." Rogers sighed.

Such a simple matter, but the three of them collectively lowered their intelligence, and none of them thought of it.

Barnes: "Its ability is a killer."

Just don't know if it's controllable.

If it's a passive skill that kills friends and foes, forget it.

Stark didn't think about it that much, he was concentrating on the stork, which was too big. Thinking about it carefully, the elevator door and the frozen cans that were planed were all telling them a terrible fact: It's only a matter of minutes before this stork wants to kill you guys!

Stark: ...

Remove the weird endings and exclamation points.

Stork looked at him quietly, and he looked at Stork.

When the metal creature got close to a certain level, the whalebill stork opened its wings and shrugged slightly. It didn't look aggressive, so Stark boldly passed his hands under its wings, trying to Hugging the Shoebill stork.

Surprisingly, there was no resistance to his approach, and what was even more surprising was that he failed to pick up the shoebill stork.

As we all know, this kind of posture around the armpit cannot let creatures taller than oneself off the ground.

And the whalebill stork does not stand very straight and has 1.7 meters.

Stark: ...

Barnes: "..." If you want to say something that is not high enough, change your posture, and you will always feel that you will be beaten.

Rogers: "...I'll do it."

He handed the shield to Bucky, and went up by himself. Just as he was about to make a move, he found that the whalebill moved, and the huge wings on both sides were slightly retracted. He actually imitated Stark's movements and pulled Iron Man to his chest. Between the wings, it looked like a reserved and reserved embrace.

Now everyone stopped again.

Stark stayed in the stork's wings in a daze.

The picture is even a little warm.

"Tony? Are you okay?" Rogers sounded worried, as if he thought Stark was trapped by the bird's wings and could not move.

"I'm very good."

Stark signaled the two old popsicles to be calm, and tried it himself, retreating half a step back with one foot, and then moved in parallel, bringing his body back.

very slow.

The shoebill didn't know why, but it still followed, rubbing one foot forward a little, allowing its body to move in parallel.

It works!

Sure enough, there is no brain!

Stark took a deep breath, and waved his fingers to signal the two old popsicles to move away. He led the stork back slowly, back, and back in circles. After dawdling for several minutes, he finally came to the door of the elevator shaft.

Two missiles protruded from the left and right shoulder blades of the steel armor, aiming at the ceiling of the elevator shaft, launch!

Barnes & Rogers: ! ?

"What is he going to do?" Barnes suddenly felt a sense of crisis.

"Probably intends to blow up the roof of the elevator shaft, so as to catch the whalebill stork and fly out directly." Rogers knew Stark quite well, and suddenly felt a headache, "He's betting that the whalebill stork never left the base, probably Couldn't fly very well, and would be paralyzed by fear after a sudden lift-off."

But judging from the attitude of the other party going up and down the elevator shaft just now, flying may not be able to fly, but gliding is no longer a problem, and Stark's vision may not be achieved.

Birds' instinct for flight is engraved in their souls, and birds that have successfully glided cannot be afraid of heights.

The whalebill opened its mouth wide, as if it didn't understand what it meant.

But that shape, long oval shape, and the shape of a fish's tail, Stork thought he remembered it.

Someone did it when it was just weaned.

Throw fish to it and try to make it eat by itself.

They called that thing a "lungfish."

Lung fish is quite delicious. Although it is not as good as dinosaur fish and cannot be its staple food, it is still possible to make snacks.These human beings who met for the first time, as if they were worried that the storks would not have enough to eat, they fed twice in a short period of time.

Then eat more.

Storks don't mind eating a lungfish slip through the cracks.

It opened its mouth.

Barnes & Rogers: ! ! !

"Tony!" Rogers quickly warned and raised his shield to block himself and Barnes.

Almost at the same time, the AI ​​attack alarm sounded.

Stark: ...?

What?

Creatures like shoebills are actually nocturnal. During the day, they are actually sleepy and like to sit on the sidelines. They only attack when they think they can kill with one blow. Although they can catch underwater fish, they must Wait for the opponent to float up close to the water surface to take a breath before attacking.

That said, they are highly accurate and very fast.

Above is a wild Shoebill.

Hydra's labs have been known to only produce difficult stuff.

This mutant shoebill lives up to its origins.

It caught the missile.

Stark:! ! !

There is a "Fvck" he must say -! ! !

The flames of the explosion engulfed Stark's sight, and there were successive explosions in the distance. It seemed that the shoebill only caught one, and the other three completed the designated attack normally.

The wreckage fell into the elevator shaft with a loud noise, followed by a cloud of ash pouring in.

Stark had infinite Fvck in his heart, and waved away the dust.

He is not worried.

Worry about baba.

The shoebill stork held in both hands did not show any signs of limpness, it was very tough, and imitated him by flapping its wings, raising the soot that had just started to settle.

Stark: ...felt like I was going to be pissed off.

"Popsicle [-], Popsicle [-], are you still alive?" Stark called angrily from inside.

The missile is not very powerful. Although he has reduced his intelligence to the point of using missiles indoors, there is still not much reason left, so he chose the one with low power. Stark believes that the two old popsicles can survive.

"It's okay." Rogers' voice was not breathless.

But he choked when he opened his mouth.

cough.

Barnes groped at the other end, found the operating device, and turned the ventilation power to the maximum.

Rogers coughed, holding his breath from time to time to suppress the urge to cough, and tried to make himself speak clearly: "Tony, calm down, we are still under its influence."

"I know."

"Think twice before doing something."

"I said I knew!"

Big fire!

Didn't I feel stupid and choked on the smoke?

Why keep educating me!

Stark hugged the Shoebill tightly.

Stork: ...?

Tilt your head.

Seeing the unreasonable rhythm, Barnes quickly changed the subject for the two of them: "By the way, that shoebill stork, they call it dumb."

Changing the topic is always easy to use, not to mention that everyone is in the midst of lowering their intelligence.

"Stupid?" Stark shifted his attention as expected, and plucked the back feathers of the Shoebill, muttering, "It's very appropriate."

I just don't know whether to complain about this guy will make people dumb, or whether to complain about this guy looks dumb.

"Zi la—" There was an intruded noise from the inside line.

Then came Fury's voice: "Cap? What are you doing? Why blocked our contact for 30 minutes. And, what happened to the explosion just now? Report immediately!"

Barnes & Rogers & Stark:  …

WTF? !

We stayed for another 30 minutes? ? ?

"Come out quickly! Immediately!" Fury was still urging.

Everyone didn't want to reply, because if you want to clarify this matter, you will inevitably have to admit your mentally retarded behavior.

Especially Stark, he's playing dead.

A few seconds later, Fury was mentally prepared and decided to order a forced breakthrough, and Rogers suddenly came back to his senses, pressing the earphones and replying immediately.

"Something happened, sir. We're going up now."