[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

"Boom—!!!"

This is the sound of a 400-pound Superman landing vertically.

Batman rushed up, as well as Luther, who was still holding an empty box in his hand: "Use this to pack it!"

These two were almost smashed by Superman.

Stark leaned over from the other side, Batman and Luther paused slightly, and leaned forward together, while Nightwing probed inside the Batplane, using external monitoring equipment to observe in all directions.

The shoebill was frightened by the falling human-shaped flying object, and instead of flying away, it landed.

So Superman, who had gotten up a little bit, slammed his head on the ground again.

"What... the situation...?" Superman let out a super-small, super-weak hum. The moment he saw Luthor, he became angry, with an expression of "This guy hurt me!"

Luther was overwhelmed by such accusations.

Batman:  …

"Hang on." He comforted Superman, then got up and walked towards the Shoebill stork, "Dally, give me the stone, just the one in your mouth, don't look around."

The stork shook its wings and tilted its head innocently, pretending that it was completely unaware that it was in a daze.

Clever.

Batman: ...blue veins.

Stark didn't figure out the cause and effect, but he also knew that Superman's situation was wrong, and it was mostly related to the stone in the mouth of the whalebill stork. His watch had just started reporting radiation hazards. The level was not high, but it was enough to attract attention.

Then he turned his head blankly and arched Stark with his mouth.

Tap, tap, tap.

"Ci'ao, you can't eat that thing!"

Stark was worried that the whalebill stork swallowed the radioactive material by mistake, and felt sorry for his cub being threatened by the old bat, so he took the first step to wrap his arms around the stork's neck, and snapped the whalebill's mouth with the other hand.

Dadai seemed to be teasing him, showing him, without letting go.

"Cub, be good, give the stone to Dad." Stark began to coax the baby.

Dumbly twisted his mouth wide, pretending to be obedient and cute.

"This food is not good!" Stark tried to intimidate.

Daidai didn't believe that he would attack him at all, so he was confident.

"Father will get you a dinosaur Yuang." There was no choice but to compromise.

He blinked blankly.

In the end, it was the dinosaur fish that impressed the shoebill.

It has only one mouth, and you can only choose one of the dinosaur fish and the stone, so of course the dinosaur fish is the priority.

So the stork let go, and the stone fell into Stark's hands, and was thrown to Batman, and Batman put it in the box that Luthor brought up in a blink of an eye.

Of course, the box was handed over to the drone sent by Nightwing, who took it directly to the Batplane.

Stark cast a condemning look at Batman: You are too good at taking advantage of your own fire to destroy other people's houses.

Batman, who has no moral sense at all, turned a blind eye to this.

The green spar of unknown nature was sealed in a lead box, and the surrounding radiation index returned to normal. Superman immediately felt much better. He could already support his body and sit up, but he had not returned to his usual state.

"Batman?" He found a guy he knew well, "What happened just now?"

Why was he suddenly unable to fly, and his whole body was in pain.

Superman felt that his super brain was a little dazed, as if it couldn't turn.

"A radioactive substance from the universe." Batman explained simply.

"It must be something Luthor did." Superman was sure.

"Me? Not me." Luthor fought hard for his innocence: "It fell from the sky by itself."

"How could it fall from the sky out of thin air." Superman didn't believe it.

Luther: "Why is that impossible? Didn't you just fall from the sky?"

Superman: "I flew up by myself!"

The more the two quarreled, the more unnutritious they became, and the conversation quickly became childish at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"..." Batman showed caring eyes for children.

Stark: "...oh."

The two looked at the stork who was squatting beside him waiting for the dinosaur fish.

The stork is grooming himself.

"So Superman also...?" Stark asked: Dazed's skills also work on Kryptonians?

"Yeah." The voice came from Batman who didn't want to admit it but had to.

Who made Kryptonians also intelligent creatures?

"Oh..." Stark pondered again, "You know? Actually, I don't think his IQ has changed, it's just that he's not so serious."

Batman:  …

The quarrel between Superman and Luthor has risen to the level of "it's your problem", "everything is wrong!"

Batman's headache has also gone up a notch.

Especially this Superman!

He actually came over and pulled his cloak.

I don't know if it's because there are fewer things in his mind, but Superman finally remembered that he and Batman are different in age, almost in the same level of generation, and it's okay for him to call Batman "Dad".

In addition, he was only familiar with Batman at the scene, so he came to ask Batman to call the shots.

"He plotted against me." Superman frowned and raised his finger to Luthor.

Luther: "I told you I didn't!"

"enough."

Batman pulled his cloak out of Superman's hand and separated the two of them again. Superman quickly showed aggrieved emotions. Batman reacted faster this time, pushing the 400-pound baby with difficulty before Superman grabbed his cloak. Big super, move to the Batplane.

"Night Wing is waiting for you inside, you go and play puzzles."

Superman was not reconciled, he hadn't quarreled with Luthor, and he suddenly started to be clumsy, standing still, and now Batman couldn't push him, so he got even more headaches.

"Why? Do you trust Luther more?"

Superman obviously didn't accept to deal with it, he crossed his chest and looked at Batman with a scrutiny.

The boy in the small town has a lot of inner dramas. After being demented, he doesn't have the usual calm and strong appearance at all, but he is even more difficult to deal with. After taking off the superman's skin, he is just an ordinary human being, or a new social animal.

Bruce sighed.

"Nightwing said that he can do puzzles in 3 seconds, and he is the fastest person in the world." Batman decided to solve the problem in another way.

People who have lowered their intelligence must be prone to aggressive methods, this is doomed.

Superman was really stimulated: "I only need one second."

"Then do it and show him!" Push——

Pushed this time.

On the plane, Nightwing accepted Superman's arrival calmly, and cast a disapproving look at Batman.

Batman ignored him.

After dealing with Superman and securing the green spar, Luthor is next.

After Superman left the scene, this guy had been staring at the shoebill in a daze, causing the fur on the stork's neck to stand up, and he was staring back vigilantly.

"How?" Stark asked.

When copying the information below, Batman got all the other party's data about the green spar, as well as other weird plans against Superman, and the agreement was signed.

It's a pity that the debuff of the Shoebill's intelligence reduction cannot last forever.

While stroking the stork's feathers to smooth it, Stark muttered in a low voice, if only Luthor could be kept in this state, or something like that.

The stork seemed to understand, turned his head slightly, and scratched Stark's hair.

"Da." It made a weak sound, and turned back to lick back and forth from its own back feathers, dawdling back and forth, and finally pulled out a feather that was about to fall off, and walked towards Luther.

Under the gaze of question marks from the three humans, the whalebill put a feather on Luthor's head...

perfect slide...

Dazed: ...

Pick it up, Seluse is in his pocket.

"Hey, Dad hasn't got a present yet." Stark complained half-truthfully.

Batman realized something, and reached out to pluck another feather from the Shoebill, but the stork turned around and avoided it. It circled around Stark, perfectly blocking Batman's claws.

It doesn't want to.

Of course Stark will not help Batman "murder".

Batman approached from this side, and he blocked it, while the stork moved to the other side.To fend off Batman, Stark spreads his hands while Stork struggles to become slender.

Luther observed carefully for a moment, and asked, "Are you guys playing the game of eagle and chicken?" He was a little envious.

However, this question was like a thunder on a sunny day, splitting everyone's bones, and they stopped immediately.

The stork couldn't brake in time, and took two more steps forward, directly bumping into Stark's back, squeezing Stark forward, and slammed into Batman's arms.

What else could Batman do?I can only catch it.

Then he was pushed back by the huge force transmitted, almost sitting on the floor.

In order to prevent Stark, who was not wearing armor, from being squeezed into a meatloaf, he could only take two or three steps back in succession, allowing enough space for the shoebill to find its balance.

"Now it's the chicken that sacrificed its Mama." Luther was still watching the play.

"Shut up," Stark warned him.

I didn't think there was anything wrong at first, but after Luthor said this, the two of them thought about it carefully, and couldn't help but feel that the scene just now was a little weird.

Batman's face turned black, and he knocked on the inside line: "Report, does this really work?"

Ye Yi, who was taking care of Superman in the inside line, answered him with certainty: "It will definitely work. As for the behavior just now, maybe it's because you have been in too much contact with 'children' recently, which awakened your childish innocence?"

At the same time Stark is also asking his own AI.

"What the hell? This headset is out of order?" His mind shielding device was integrated into the headset.

The AI ​​regretfully told him that the behavior just now was completely in line with his general behavior, and it did not fall within the scope of reducing intelligence.

Stark: "...you're beating me around, aren't you?"

The AI ​​didn't answer, but just replied with a "smiling" soybean face icon.

"What are you talking about?" Little Luther said aggrievedly, "I told you my secret, why didn't you tell me yours?"

"..."

Stark couldn't help taking a breath, and leaned over to Batman and asked in a low voice, "No, why is he worse than before? Isn't this the level of lowering intelligence? Isn't this age reduction?"

Batman feels the same way.

"Could it be the 'average IQ'?" Stark thought for a while, and felt that it was possible. When Luthor's IQ fell off a cliff, wasn't it when Superman appeared.

"..." Batman disagreed: "Superman is not stupid."

There should be something else influencing the impact of the Shoebill's Chi debuff.

Batman locked his eyes on Luther's pocket, where a whalebill stork stuffed a back feather just now, he walked over, ignored Luther's request, snatched the back feather, and immediately stuffed it into Stark's pocket hand.

Stark: "...what about love?"

"Hey Shoebill." Batman replied without looking back.

He was observing the changes in Luthor's mood and expression.

Seeing that Luthor lost the look of crying and laughing on his face just now, although he was still a little dazed, he quickly returned to the appearance that an adult should have, and even straightened his collar.

"What?" Luther looked at Batman, "It's fine if you grab a feather, what else do you want to grab? A checkbook?"

Batman:  …

He stuffed the feather back into Luthor's pocket.