[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

Before the Red Hood returns to Gotham, Batman's outrageous deeds go unnoticed.

"What does it mean?!"

"What does it mean?!!!"

Stark, who never could bear it, chose to growl directly in Bruce's face.

Blocking Batman at night may affect the work efficiency of the other party, and it will also increase the boring political issues between the recovery alliance. Stark is still very measured in this regard. His identity was blocked on Bruce Wayne's face.

Bruce looked calm, and the newspaper that was thrown in the face was not angry.

He opens the newspaper.

The headline of the first edition: Shoebill may rule Gotham!

The headline of the second edition: Batman raises the whalebill stork and has nowhere to put it, Gotham's best investor spends money on it to transform Arkham, the whalebill is upgraded to an honorary prison guard!

Bruce: "..." What a fucking title.

There are also a few pictures of whalebill storks below, some standing on the wall of Arkham looking out, and some yawning on the central grass of Arkham. It can be seen that the aerial photography machine of the Daily News has done a good job.

The cute Shoebill quickly conquered the softness in the hearts of Gotham people.

You know, the people of Gotham are tired of watching the gossip about Bruce Wayne taking care of Batman, and the current Robin is too fierce to be discussed by others, and Batman can't stop him when he hears one beating one another.

The gossip soul of the Gotham people was forced to cool down, and they grieved every day in secret forums.

Originally thought that this pair of CPs would be dispatched to the Arctic Circle because the original owner didn't cooperate and never gave out sugar. However, they suddenly took a turn for the worse, and now there is an extra whalebill between the two.

Whale. Head. Stork!

The kind of whalebill that can directly replace meals and give birth to babies!

Much cuter than that super fierce Robin, isn't it! ! !

Bruce, who has secret accounts in various secret forums, also knows what these people are gossiping about, it's just some spiritual entertainment, and he doesn't have as much energy as Damian, so he doesn't bother to care at all.

But the question is, what's the matter with Iron Man in New York next door?

Bruce acted reservedly, gently closed the newspaper, and looked up at the other party.

"so what?"

Stark, who propped himself up on the desk and almost punched himself in Bruce's face: ... Ha ha.

Stark gritted his teeth: "Have you forgotten whose cub it is?"

"It doesn't matter who owns it. The important thing is that I am raising it now." Bruce said calmly.

It seems that Bruce knows how to piss off Stark, but after a few brain-empty rests, Stark's mental pressure seems to have eased, and he is less prone to anger now.

But the voice was still raised two levels: "That is my cub, and I can afford it. Today, I will take the cub away! Immediately!"

That look is clearly that even if he summons the steel armor to snatch it, he will snatch it away.

Needless to say, the success rate is quite high.

After all, Bruce can't become the dark knight Batman in broad daylight.

This is the advantage of not wearing a vest.

Stark Deser.

Bruce: ...

Where did the rogue come from.

Bruce suddenly remembered something: "Do you have a jammer with you?"

"Of course I did."

If he didn't take that thing on purpose, Stark was really worried that he wouldn't be able to bring Daidai back to New York, and he might have to turn to Africa halfway through the flight.

So Bruce's expression became complicated: "You brought it." So he was not demoted, "Even if Batman can't come to save me during the day, why do you think you can rob me?"

Bruce showed a small expression of "it seems that your IQ is not high".

Not to mention fighting ability, even if he had to use other armed equipment, he was not completely unprepared.

Now Nightwing, Red Robin, and Robin are all in Gotham, and important criminals are sleeping in Arkham, or planting flowers and grass, so comfortable.

Gotham is now more fully staffed than ever before.

"I can still call 'Superman.'" Bruce isn't Batman, and he'll have no problem asking Superman for help.

Stark: ...

Where did the rogue come from.

Stark was too anxious when he came in, the door was not closed tightly, and the voice naturally leaked out.

Their quarreling voices were not low, especially Stark, who turned up the volume again and again. Although Bruce's voice was not high, it was very recognizable.

The secretary sitting at the door passively listened to a lot of gossip.

And covered his mouth tightly.

This is a story about a custody battle between Stark and Wayne, with the Dark Knight and Superman on the sidelines, wow——!Too much information!

Our Gotham Prince!

Having both Superman and Batman as suitors!

And a cub from Stark next door!

NB——! ! !

Crazy screaming in my heart——! ! !

Stark didn't admit defeat either: "Captain America, Bucky, Hawkeye, Hulk, is that enough?"

Barnes has a strong sense of guilt towards him, as long as Stark is thick-skinned enough to manipulate him, and if he manipulates Bucky, then Captain America will almost be in his hands.As for Hawkeye and Hulk...

Now he is the sponsoring father of the entire Avengers Alliance, and it is not easy to call two thugs to help!

"..." Bruce, smiling.

The secretary outside the door: ...Hiss, exciting!

The secretary, who didn't know how to place his hands and feet in the excitement, inevitably made a mistake and accidentally knocked over the water glass in hand.

Accompanied by a crackling sound, the room fell silent, and the secretary was completely petrified, and he didn't dare to move until the door made a sound of being completely closed after a while.

Sound was completely cut off.

Stark and Bruce, who came back after closing the door, looked at each other.

"You don't need to fire her because of this." Stark gave the little girl a blood first.

Bruce looked at each other with his chin propped up: "Whether she will go out and talk nonsense or not, as long as you fire her, it means that the gossip is true. Do I look so stupid?"

"..." It was just a random topic to ease the embarrassing Stark.

He was recalling what the two of them had just said.

cub.

custody.

You raise or I raise.

Stark: ...

"This is really a very bad gossip." Stark decided to break the can, "Hey honey, do you remember that we wrote a prenuptial agreement?"

Bruce: "...Have you not recovered from the last drop of wisdom?"

"I can't get out." Stark sighed and shook his head, he wished he could just stay on the scene so that he could firmly hold the cauldron on the stork's head.

However, he had an extra inspiration: "We can indeed write an agreement."

"For example?" Bruce also had the urge to break the jar.

Anyway, both of them are playboys through and through, and they don't intend to settle down in a serious way, and it seems that it doesn't matter if there are more weird gossips.

"About Daidai's custody agreement."

Bruce motioned him to speak quickly with his eyes.

Stark: "Dark likes me better, you'll have to admit that. But your Arkham might really need it, and I don't mind if it helps people out while having a good life, even though you're suspected of animal cruelty. So, We could split up, one week in Gotham, one week in New York, okay?"

Bruce was silent for a moment, got up, put his hands on the table, and moved closer to Stark.

He said seriously: "The Shoebill's ability is enough to cover the entire Arkham Island. If it stays in New York, it must wear a suppressor. You can't issue shields to all Stark Tower employees. Even if you have Money, but you can’t just expose its existence so irresponsibly.”

Humans are very afraid of mutants, and now there are more mutant animals.

The situation in the world will become more complicated in an instant, and they will lose this special shoebill.

Unless Stark is ready to confront the government head-on.

"..." Stark looked away.

His mood dropped all of a sudden, which caught Bruce's attention.

"What's wrong with you, Tony."

"what?"

"You didn't come to see me to quarrel, but more like to ask for help. What happened?"

The awkwardness between the two is about the same level, which also makes their communication smooth.Stark was silent for a moment, then took out a document from his briefcase and threw it to Bruce.

Proposed Superhero Management Protocol.

The name made Bruce frown, and he figured it out after two pages.

Very rough deal.

Only superheroes are required to disclose their identities, and superheroes are required to join the establishment and be managed, but they do not mention any protective measures, including what to do with their family and friends after the superhero identities are exposed, and whether such a large-scale exposure will cause extreme counterattacks from the villains , and didn't even mean to open a special witness protection channel.

Naturally, no salary was mentioned.

There is no relevant explanation on how to guarantee the equipment support, and it may still be at your own expense.

Of course, this is just a proposal, and it has to be voted on, and it will be revised. I believe that if it is really sent to the superheroes, the appearance of this proposal will definitely not be so ugly.

First, the Avengers Alliance, which is inextricably linked to the government, can then be incorporated into the completely independent Justice League, which is free and independent.

Even Justice League Dark.

It's a good deal.

Bruce's head suddenly ached, and he had the urge to throw the proposal on the initiator's forehead. He took a deep breath to keep himself calm and calm: "Why you?"

"They think I'm a businessman at heart, and if I'm profitable, there's the possibility of talking."

What's more, he still has a grudge against Barnes now, and Captain America in the team is obviously helping Barnes, Hawkeye and the others are sent by Captain America, and War Machine and the new generation of Spider-Man and others are supporting Star. gram.

At least on the surface.

So Tony Stark was the perfect man to divide the Avengers team.

If there is only one Avengers Alliance in this world, maybe this group of officials can really succeed, even if they can't be completely incorporated, at least they may be divided, and some of them can be obtained.

"Don't let them pry the seam open, Tony."

If the Avengers are successfully decomposed, the pressure on the Justice League will suddenly increase. Bruce will never let this happen. After thinking about it, he has another idea: "Do you know that Luthor is going to run for President of the United States? "

"And it is very likely to succeed, why?" Stark was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "...Oh, you mean?"

"Let him do it, he's so attached." Bruce smiled faintly at the corner of his mouth: "The problem is that I have a good relationship with Superman, and Luthor doesn't believe me."

Stark also laughed: "But I have nothing to do with Superman."

At the same time, if the compromise of the Avengers can be won, it will be a major boost to Luthor's campaign.

Stark calculated the time and came up with a plan: "The day after tomorrow, I will invite him to a private party and talk to him about this proposal without a third party."

"And the day will be on your roof," Bruce added.