[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

Iron Man stopped at the outer edge of the anti-bird net.

For a moment, he really wanted to forcibly take the Shoebill away, but seeing the trusting gaze cast by the stork, Stark hesitated again.

He is not very good at flying, what should he do if he is suddenly pulled into the sky and scares the stork?

And that Nightwing actually jumped out to get in the way, and the whole big blue bird stood in front of the Shoebill stork, so that it was right in the way of his advance.

Stark ground his teeth in the armor for a while, and followed Nightwing's guidance, flew in the direction of the gate of Arkham, took the regular visitor channel, and entered Arkham after completing the formalities.

"Welcome to visit." Ye Yi greeted enthusiastically, as if he didn't know that this man tried to snatch a whalebill from Arkham just now, "Is there anything I can do to help?"

"Oh, it's nothing special." Stark said that he was also very good at putting on a show. "I heard that you have a new special whalebill stork here? I just came to visit."

It's like Arkham is a zoo.

Stark's various procedures are complete, and he has the ability to make money. Ye Yi has no reasonable reason to refuse him, and Batman also said that it is only necessary to prevent the other party from taking the research subject, and he did not say that he should keep people out .

So he led Stark the way himself.

By the way, people can come in, but the armor can only stop at the door.

Stark didn't care, he went in and went straight to the target. On the edge of this brand new river, Stark hugged his whalebill stork: "Cub, do you miss Dad?"

"clatter."

The whalebill stork was very face-saving, and spread its wings to surround Stark as well.

What a picture of father and son love.

"I think we've lost." Nightwing sighed accusingly at Batman from inside, "You know what?"

Bruce, who was driving towards Arkham just after the meeting: ... No, he doesn't want to know.

Bruce's car, which was worth a few zeros, turned into a specific alley, the bat camouflage system was activated, the car began to deform, and he also changed into a bat armor.

Then rushed out.

"Wow—what's going on today!?"

"Nightwing by day! Batmobile by day—!!!"

The people of Gotham gasped in amazement, and took out their mobile phones in unison, trying to complete the shooting before being thrown off their faces, and upload it quickly.

It's a pity that only the exhaust is still photographed.

The news was spread online and quickly fermented.

The old housekeeper who monitored everything instead of Tim found this message, but the following messages are all "Is Batman a vampire?" and "Maybe the Batmobile is coated with UV protection?"

Even more curious is Arkham.

More precisely, the meeting between Batman and Iron Man, and their cub: the Shoebill.

"Let it go."

Batman jumped out of the car and stopped Stark from cuddling the Shoebill.

"I won't," Ni three years old did not let go, "What? Are you jealous? Then there is a blue one, isn't it also your cub? You can make do with it first."

With that said, Stark gestured in the direction of Nightwing with his chin.

Ye Yi, who was watching the show calmly on his motorcycle: "..." looked at Batman.

If Batman needs it, he's more than happy to help.

Too bad Batman said no.

How could Batman want to hug someone?

funny.

He chose to walk over directly, grabbed Stark by the back collar, and pulled it out of the whalebill's wings, shaking in disgust.

"What's wrong with you today?"

"What's wrong? I'm angry," Stark said, breaking free from Batman's grasp. "You put the cub I released in a mental hospital, and I'm not allowed to be angry? And when will I agree to give custody to you?" your?!"

"...Where does the custody of a wild whalebill come from?" Wasn't that what the two of them talked about when they were bickering?

"That Bruce Wayne said!"

"..." Something is not quite right.

Batman began to observe Stark's mental state, glanced up and down, and suddenly understood: "You are not wearing a psychic shielding device?"

"Why should I carry that thing with me?" Stark showed a very disapproving look, "Not everyone has persecution paranoia like you. If anyone here has a problem, you should put a suppression collar on him, Instead of asking me to carry a shield with me."

Stark said it with confidence.

Batman:  …

There's no point arguing with this guy.

After so many years of friendship, Bruce has clearly understood this point.

He turned to look at Nightwing.

Ye Yi spread his hands innocently: "I didn't know he didn't wear that."

Although he knew that he would probably only watch movies.

Iron Man with reduced intelligence is also a rare sample. Even if he is not interested on the surface, Dick believes that deep down, Batman is willing to surround the opponent with more than 360 degrees to collect data.

"Tony." Batman recalled the other party, "This shoebill will continue to stay in Arkham. You can visit it occasionally and give it a meal or something, but you are not allowed to take it away."

Stark frowned: "You know what? That sounds weird."

where is wrong?

In Yeyi's suppressed smile, Stark suddenly reacted: "Why does it sound like we are divorced and the child belongs to you? Shouldn't the child belong to me?!"

Batman: "..." Who the fuck wants to divorce you.

……wrong.

Who the hell married you!

Batman felt a dull pain in his head.

The Shoebill didn't know, so he looked around, maybe because Stark's expression was too righteous, and Batman's pain was too obvious, the stork had a little bit of subtle sympathy.

It paced over, opened its wings on one side, and gave Batman a hug with one wing.

Batman:  …

Stark: "Look, you are not sensible yet!" Still confident.

Batman felt his chest start to hurt too.

Normal people in psychosis are often the first to break down.

Batman never imagined that instead of being knocked down by those lunatics in Arkham, his old friend who had been demented was the first to take the blood, and he would almost bald his head.

"enough."

The fiery Batman waved away the Shoebill's wings.

This move undoubtedly aroused Stark's dissatisfaction. He frowned, stepped forward, stood between the whalebill and Batman, and looked at Batman with condemning eyes.

"Do you know? It's because you are so unreasonable that your birds always fly alone." Stark persuaded with emotion: "Birds can't be closed so hard, they are very painful, you know?"

"..." Batman didn't want to know.

All he knew now was that Stark was grinding his string of reason with a saw.

One, two, three.

Stark didn't think it was enough, and he wanted to do four more, five, six hundred more.

At this time, Batman hadn't been sanctified by the whalebill stork, but he really wanted to throw out his sanity, and that damn bat hood on his face!

He wanted to use his identity as Bruce Wayne to beat Tony Stark up regardless.

In the end, Batman held back, and he chose to take a deep breath of Arkham's sea-breeze-scented air to calm himself down.

What solo bird?

Stark is probably not blind.

All the birds in his house are free-range, and they come back to work for free as long as they blow the whistle.

Also, Ye Yi had a good temper, and he was never angry about Bruce enslaving his adopted son.

Big Blue Bird continued to watch the unhealthy quarrel between his mentor and adoptive father and Iron Man. At the same time, he did not forget to make troubles. He recorded this pleasant conversation and sent it to his good brothers with one click.

[We have an additional adoptive mother and a younger brother who is not related by blood.Is rice happy? NW】

[Attachment: Audio file]

During class, Damian immediately took out his earphones and began to listen to the audio file package openly. Because of his excellent grades and the school's investor Wayne's family as the backstage, the teacher could only silently pretend not to see it.

When Damian first listened to it, he still looked manic, but when he heard that the "brother" referred to the Shoebill, he suddenly became better again.

[You can have a younger brother, Frederick will be a good brother, he must be better than you all!The stepmother is exempt. If Iron Man dares to be my stepmother, he will definitely be turned into a little sister by my mother. RB】

"..." Ye Yi gasped.

Imagine Thalia's character, maybe this possibility really exists.

Fortunately, both Stark and Bruce are fond of single-parent families, and they don't plan to make any earth-shattering changes just because of the custody of a shoebill.

Ye Yi calmed down again, beckoned to Dai Da, and watched a play with him under the shade of a tree.

For maybe a few seconds, while Stark was still muttering about the intricacies of divorce and marriage, Batman found a solution to the problem.

He stretched out his hand, grabbed Stark's neck, and directly suffocated Stark.

"?!"

Ye Yi: "...Wow." The camera is on.

Stork raised his head, as if he wanted to go up to help, but was stopped by Ye Yi.

"Don't worry, we're doing it for his own good." Nightwing explained for Batman: "Mr. Stark's mind is not normal right now, and he needs some fresh air."

Stork: ...?

The expression of not understanding.

Stark was dragged backwards by Batman's neck, and kicked his legs in anger. Except for the possibility that the bar hit the windpipe at the beginning and made him lose resistance, he didn't have much strength later.

The shoebill seemed to be able to sense the difference. After two steps of chasing, it found that the two humans were just fighting, so it gave up chasing and turned back to Dick.

"Look, I said it's fine." Dick patted its head.

The bat family loves the head of the Shoebill!

The fluffy hair is especially easy to masturbate!

The lazy Nightwing was obsessed with storks, and the hardworking Batman successfully dragged Stark out of Arkham Hospital, dragged him all the way into the Batmobile, fixed him on the co-pilot with a seat belt, and drove away.

Ah Fu, who had been observing secretly, couldn't help reminding: "My lord, it's illegal to kidnap the richest man in New York."

"Am I not guilty enough?" Batman hissed back hoarsely.

And one kick of the accelerator goes straight to overspeed.

The acceleration force slammed Stark on the back of the chair, and at the same time solidified some brains that were gradually melting.

"..."

Stark came back to his senses, stared blankly at the empty interior of the Batmobile, and muttered sullenly: "...I must have been stupid just now, right?"

"uh-huh."

I don't know if it was Stark's illusion, but he actually heard a hint of joy from Batman's cold snort. Iron Man was taken aback, only to remember that his armor was still parked at the gate of Arkham, while manipulating The armor returned automatically, while secretly observing whether Batman's brain was eaten by a stork.

Just heard Batman say: "What happened just now tells us that you are not suitable for raising a whalebill."

"So?" Stark was alert for a second.

"So I'll raise it." Affirmative sentence.

Stark: ...

Iron Man thought his brain must be rusted.

Why use the analogy of divorce?

Is it bad to be widowed?