[Comprehensive British and American] Shoebill stork is passing by

At night, the Big Bat is going to Arkham.

The problem is how to resist the attack of Buff.

He contacted Red Robin, reminded himself all the time in the Batcave, and took out a special helmet-it contained some kind of isolation device that could isolate the brainwaves of the psychic.

So far testing has shown that at least the link to Martian Manhunter can be isolated.

Hope it works.

Batman didn't want to become like Stark at the time, just thinking about fishing.

Batman, wearing a brand new helmet and looking no different than usual, drove to Arkham in the Batmobile, and halfway there he got a comm request from Tim AKA Red Robin Drake.

"Say."

Tim hesitated a bit: "A strange sign appeared in the sky above the Arkham Asylum. I'll give you a synchronized image."

As soon as the words fell, in the corner of the Batmobile's navigation screen, a picture of the sky over Arkham appeared. It seemed that a drone was sent to shoot it.

It was a twisted one that looked like it had been cursed by a scarecrow...

Let's call it the bat logo.

Batman:  …

"Understood." Calmly.

And stepped on the gas pedal hard.

At the same time, Robin, who was not invited, quietly followed the Batmobile on his motorcycle.

Two afterimages, one black and one yellow, rushed towards the Arkham Bridge back and forth.

They crossed and entered the gates of Arkham.

The prison guard opened the door for them, and it was so simple, which made Batman realize that something was really wrong, and at the same time, there was no trace of criminals doing things, that is to say, the situation may become more complicated.

It's the kind of complexity that Batman doesn't like to deal with.

He saw the Robin bike in the rearview mirror and decided to ignore it.

It's time to teach the baby some lessons, isn't it?

After asking the guards, he parked the car in the central courtyard of Arkham and walked to the botanical garden. Robin followed behind. Unlike before, the sound of Robin's footsteps is obvious now, and he is not hiding.

Batman can't help but pretend he didn't hear.

He turned his head and saw Damian standing uncomfortably.

"Can't you just pretend you didn't see me?" The child was not happy.

It's as if on one of the most ordinary weekends, the parents took their children to play together, and found their children in a second while playing hide-and-seek, and now this little kid is complaining wronged.

Batman:  …

He was so stunned that he didn't know how to respond.

Damian turned his head away.

After a moment, Batman gave an order: "Follow me."

But Damian didn't say anything, just obeyed, and followed Batman into the botanical garden, without jumping around, kicking broken glass, or making any active attacks.

Unlike usual, this robin bird doesn't have any little plans of his own on his mind.

He's exactly following in Batman's footsteps.

"Little bat!"

The clown was clasping the railing with both hands, and greeted Batman in a particularly cheerful manner. The ugly, indescribably temporary bat light was behind them, and the special flashlights were wrapped around the plant vines, barely fixing them together.

Batman:  …

Batman ignored the Joker, and tried to call out, "Stupid?"

The whalebill stork, which was in a daze just after eating, raised its head, poked its head out from behind the bushes, and looked at the humans outside the door.

pitch black.

An odd human being for a shoebill.

It's not good looking.

Batman is also looking at it: a dangerously tall body, a very aggressive mouth and claws, very powerful wings, and a passive ability that is difficult to guard against.

The danger level is gradually rising.

Harry jumped to the side of the shoebill stork and raised his hand: "I just said it's called Daidow! This name suits it perfectly!"

Ivy: "...you won." At the same time, the environmentally friendly lady was looking at Batman with indescribable eyes, "I have to admit, I can't think of this anyway with my brain."

Batman: "...not my name."

That's a stupid explanation.

But these people have been demoted now. If he doesn't explain, he might really have to bear this "crime" all the time.

"Ha! I just said that the little bat's taste is not that bad." The clown was as tired as ever, dangling around the bat, "We have something to do with you, you know, little bat."

The clown asked such a straightforward question, Batman was a little uncomfortable, and got goosebumps all over his body.

"Say." The dark horror legend was grinding his teeth hard.

The clown, Ivy, and Harley came together in front of him, and at the same time they spread their hands and gestured to the whalebill stork.

"It doesn't eat—" X3.

Then Damian's little voice of disapproval: "But it's full, Father."

At some point, he had used his assassin's super skills to sneak up to the Shoebill's side, and touched its belly, back feathers, and short feathers on its neck.

"It appears to be in good condition, in a relaxed state of mind, with no signs of being controlled or abused, father."

Damian reported earnestly, and there was an extremely well-behaved "father" behind every sentence.

Batman:  …

He got goosebumps again.

"I'm dying."

Inside, Xiaohong made a desperate sound.

"Damian will definitely chase after me after returning to his soul, and why me?" The little red bird muttered to himself: "What did I do wrong?"

He said so, but his fingers were very honest. Damian's little milk voice has been recorded and sent to the other two brothers with one click.

Isn't the influence of this whalebill not limited to Jiangzhi?

What's the matter, Damian?

I usually hate people because I am too smart and have too many messes in my head?

Batman was a bit messy, he decided to put this matter in the "research task to be performed" first, and discuss it later, the important thing now is to get the stork done first.

The whalebill turned its head sideways, and took the initiative to stick its big mouth to Damian's hand. It seemed that it liked Damian quite a bit. Maybe it was because the kid was so good at plucking birds?

"But it didn't eat before!" It was noisy Halle.

"Could it be that the little bat looks better to eat? Oh, I agree with this, if you are willing to eat with me on the electric chair, I can eat a ton!" This is the clown who is whimsical.

"Maybe it's just that this kind of fish is more suitable for the diet of the shoebill." This is Ivy who still seems to have a little brain.

There is also Damian who is obsessed with masturbating storks and doesn't say anything.

Among this group of abnormal people, Batman, the only one who still maintains his rationality and his previous image, feels that something is wrong, as if he is the abnormal one.

And that whalebill, with its eyes half-closed comfortably and its neck curled up, actually started to doze off while standing up.

Is it that comfortable?

Red Robin pondered for a moment, and said to the bat in the inside: "Is it appropriate to wear a restraining collar for it now? Once put on, these people will all be sane in an instant."

Joker, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy.

Clowns and Harley Quinn don't need to worry too much if they are unprepared. The only problem is that the botanical garden is the site of Poison Ivy, and those prison guards who were demoted must have not checked the herbicide spraying equipment last night.

Batman was vigilant and decided not to act rashly for the time being, he looked in the direction of the clown.

"It seems you like it here."

"Oh, of course, of course, dear bat." The clown turned around and rubbed his fingertips hopefully, "Do you know what else is missing here?"

Batman quietly looked at this guy who wanted to roll on the floor.

It was so weird, he didn't know how to react to such a clown, so he could only stare silently, making a qualified bat wall.

The clown consciously reveals the answer: "You are missing—!"

Batman:  …

It doesn't make sense to be poor with some people.

Batman understands this truth deeply.

He focused on examining the current situation. First of all, the effect of the whalebill's intelligence reduction was very good, unexpectedly reaching a certain balance that satisfied him. Batman was not in a hurry to expel the bird.

Instead, he decided to do something to prevent it from leaving.

For example, a birdcage structure is added to the sky above the entire Arkham Island, and a high-altitude guard net similar to that of a golf course is arranged to prevent the whalebill stork from flying away.

He made demands on the inside line, successfully suffocating Red Robin.

Tim: "It's a big project."

Bat: "Then start working as soon as possible."

"..." Red Robin got to the point in a second: working overtime.

Next step.

Now that the Shoebill stork has given them a drop in intelligence, don't stop at all. Batman decided to put it in Arkham, and about the duration of the Buff's drop in intelligence, maybe an experiment can be done by the way.

The bat took a fancy to Damian who just got the buff, and Harley Quinn who had been with the Shoebill for a long time.

"Harry." He showed the patience to coax a child, "you leave with me."

"Why?!" Harry was really unwilling, "I don't want to! I want to stay with Daidai!"

Batman didn't refute her right away, but talked about other issues: "Arkham is not mixed with men and women, you can't stay together forever. Since you don't want to leave here, the clown will follow me."

"Good bat!" Of course the clown agrees!

This is done, and Batman beckoned to Damian again: "Take your bird and follow me." Before going out, he reminded Ivy, "I just checked the weeding equipment in the entire Arkham, Sufficient stock."

Ivy froze for a moment, and waved goodbye to them with Harry, thinking about what this meant.

Didn't that thing happen only when she escaped from prison?

It's fine if she doesn't escape from prison.

baffling.

"Aren't today's bats a little silly?" Ivy turned her head and asked Harry.

Harry shrugged indifferently: "It doesn't matter~"

It wasn't until she turned around that she realized what was missing.

"Huh? Where's the daze?"

Ivy searched around in conjunction with animals and plants, and was stunned: "It seems that you are not here anymore?"

Where have you been?

Could it have been stolen by a bat? ? ?

Harry was stunned, Harry's dream was shattered, and Harry decided to run away!

"Ivy, let's rush—!"

Ivy: "..."

Ivy: "No, there are herbicides."

The debuff effect is still continuing, but she firmly remembers this.