Settled in high school, mainly anti-customer

Tiantian came back with a takeaway.

Due to the heavy rain outside today, the takeaway boy came in a hurry, and the Malatang merchant may also be careless, which caused half of the Malatang soup to be spilled in the plastic bag.

She was originally a person with a bad temper, and when she saw that half of her food had been put into plastic bags; some scarlet juice was dripping and scattered on the snow-white floor tiles, she reflexively wanted to curse.

But Tiantian looked at the traces of rain on the takeaway brother's body, and his tired and cautious expression of apology; the cursing words seemed to be stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say a word.

forget it.

They are all doing grassroots transportation work. Rainy days are inherently dangerous and prone to accidents.

Tiantian finally sighed, comforted the delivery boy, and said to him, "I won't complain, so be careful on rainy days." She went back to the room with her wet Mala Tang.

The computer screen in the room flickered brightly.

Tiantian, who was busy packing the takeaway plastic bags, had a dark face, unable to distract herself from what was going on in the computer.

On the computer screen, on the dimly lit campus rooftop, a few pixel villains surrounded Tian Tian, ​​their bodies having ended their fighting state, and they no longer trembled wildly.All of them are quietly surrounded by donuts, as if they are communicating with this pixel villain.

【drop. 】

[Panda: Hello, who are you? 】

The panda-shaped pixel villain raised his mosaic-like left hand, and a yellow question mark appeared on the square brain.

[System prompt: Companion [Panda] has sent you a session invitation.As a friendly companion, please use your words carefully when communicating with your companions. 】

[System prompt: The system has automatically opened your recording permission. 】

[Voice input is turned on. 】

"Ah!" Tiantian let out a scream.

The low end of the plastic bag containing the spicy hot soup leaked a hole silently, and the spicy oil mixed with the boiling hot soup was directly poured on Tian Tian's hand, which made her shiver.

This time it's all right, the hands are full of greasy taste, plus a spicy taste of Malatang.This hand is simply unacceptable, and it is a new dish to throw it into the frying pan.

"Fuck. Fuck."

Good things don't come in pairs, but bad things come together!

Tian Tian frowned and looked at "Spicy Chicken Feet", then lowered her head and cursed in a powerless and furious manner.

While she was looking down for toilet paper, the computer screen behind her silently flickered twice, like a human blinking.

【system hint:……】

[System prompt: The detected language cannot be translated into Japanese, and has been automatically converted into simple English. 】

[System warning: It has been detected that you have used malicious insults to your companions, and you will be given a verbal warning. 】

.........

.........

"Ah...thank you very much for your help. Your throwing posture can be compared with the trebuchet used in ancient siege warfare. What's your name?"

The panda looked at Gojo Satoru's tacit expression, and kept a safe distance from the donut.After adjusting his language mode, he asked the donut friendly.

"It's really official." Chanyuan Maki clicked her tongue, expressing her weakness to the panda's expressive ability.

"Maki, don't worry, everyone can take turns communicating with that child." Gojo Satoru said with a smile.

"........."

Under everyone's gaze, the pretty girl had a stiff smile on her face and blinked her eyes twice.

next second.

The girl's upturned face suddenly pulled down, and an emotion called "unhappy" surged across her delicate cheeks.

"...?"

The panda stared at his beady eyes suspiciously, then turned to look at the nearest dog, Juicy.

"Kelp?" The dog curly thorn pulled his high collar, and also felt the mood of the donut's obvious decline.

Panda... did he say something wrong?

"fu.ck."

The girl pulled her face, staring blankly at the sky with a pair of dull eyes.A sentence of standard British English without any Japanese accent came out of the mouth.

The standard is enough to be used directly for the school's listening test.

"...?"

The panda blinked innocently, but didn't react.

"f.uck??it??mother."

Donut's strange eyes turned around from the illusory sky, and slowly floated back to the panda; he showed a numb smile at him, and uttered another fluent English accent.

panda:"………"

Everyone: "..."

Panda: "... Thorn, what else is she talking about?"

Dog Rolling Thorn: "...Kelp."

Could it be that this girl's name is fuc.k??it??mother?

"Hey, she's talking English trash talk for no reason at all! They all took English classes in high school, everyone, don't pretend that you don't understand."

Chanyuan Maki looked at the bewildered two speechlessly, and pointed at the fragrant donuts.

"... Maki-san, please don't do this. Although the Conjuration High School is not focused on learning, our teaching team definitely did not teach everyone to speak dirty English."

Gojo Satoru carefully held the phone on his chest with both hands, and interjected silently.

.........

"I really raped his grandma, it's so annoying."

Tiantian pulled her face, threw Malatang into the trash can with no expression on her face, returned to the computer and sat down with a plop.

[System prompt: insulting language was used to the companion, and a second verbal warning was given. 】

.........

"I raped...his grandmother and it bothered me."

The petite girl smiled and said something inexplicable.

Everyone: "..."

"...This is the most outrageous thing I've heard this year, and it's still coming out of the mouth of an underage girl."

Zenyuan Maki's face was paralyzed, she pushed her glasses calmly, and put the long knife on her shoulder.

I don't know where to complain about this.

In the end, should I ask whose grandmother first, or should I complain first about the mentality of saying "I'm annoying".

"No, I feel like she doesn't know what she's talking about at all, she...looks...a little sane."

The panda looked at the dog Juicing very seriously, then turned to look at the only adult present, wanting to ask for his opinion.

Gojo Satoru: "..."

Gojo Satoru: "...Oh, yes, it's that one."

The silver-haired blindfolded man clapped his palms, and suddenly looked enlightened.

Everyone: "Which one?"

"It's just... Maki, look for the child's body and see if there is a serial number or something. Isn't that how it is filmed in movies? A girl from a laboratory, a clone or something."

Gojo Satoru made a serious suggestion.

Chanyuan Maki: "..."