Professional Dreamer [Quick Transmigration]

Have you ever thought that one day you will be turned away when you go home?

I didn't think about it.

Have you ever been turned away when you go home one day?

I have.

And, more than once.

This incident taught me a truth, when you feel that something is impossible to happen, it will not only happen, but may continue to happen.

——Fa Hai suddenly became a philosopher today.

"Brother, is there anything unusual today?"

In Jinshan Temple, a young novice asked the nervous elder brother, and he kept looking out.

Still scanning for suspicious persons.

The monk who was called senior brother shook his head, but the expression on his face did not relax at all: "The host said that Uncle Fa Hai will definitely come again today, let us not relax."

"But we've been guarding here for so long, and Uncle Fahai hasn't shown up yet. Will he stop coming?"

The little novice scratched his head, his face full of confusion.

In fact, up to now, after so many days, he still hasn't figured out why he didn't let Master Fahai come back all of a sudden.

Even the uncle in the monastery told them that they must not let Uncle Fahai in, otherwise they would clean the toilet.

The elder brother looked at the sky and felt that it was a bit late, and he felt that Master Fahai might not be coming. He was about to relax when he heard shouting.

"Quick, quick, first-level security, first-level security, Uncle Fahai has appeared at the side door."

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, Xie benefactor is here, close the door quickly."

"No, Uncle Fahai is coming, hurry up, stop him, I don't want to clean the toilet."

The elder brother and the little novice felt nervous when they heard voices coming from all directions, and quickly closed the door without saying a word.

His body was leaning against the door, blocking it firmly, his face covered in cold sweat.

I thought I wouldn't come, but I didn't expect Uncle Fa Hai not to go through the main entrance this time.

The host is really prescient.

Fa Hai looked at the closed door in front of him, stood where he was, and looked up at the plaque.

Once again, I suspected that I had appeared in the wrong place.

This is actually not Jinshan Temple, but a place where he has a grudge against him.

Jieci also came from the other side, full of regret.

The host is so good that they actually blocked all the roads. This is how strict they are.

It's not that you can't force your way in, but how to say, it's also the great monk's house, so it's a bit bad.

Spread out what it looks like.

There is still a need to break into my own home, which is really...unprecedented.

Seeing that the great monk was a little skeptical about life, Xieci stretched out his hand, patted him on the shoulder, and wanted to comfort him, but a loud laugh came from inside.

"Hahahaha, junior brother, you didn't expect that, Jiang, is still old and spicy."

The host said very happily, his whole face was full of high spirits.

Let each of you fail to learn well.

Now I've been hit by my brother's iron fist.

"Junior brother, don't even think about flying in. Senior brother is not stupid. He knows that you can fly and your strength is also high, so senior brother has already opened the mountain protection formation."

The host continued, took a sip of the tea brought by the little novice monk, and said: "It's getting late, and the senior brother won't accompany you, first teach your brothers and nephews homework."

After speaking, he sat on the stool brought by the little monk and raised his hand towards them.

"Come, come, sit, today I will tell you what it means to turn your elbows outward, and why your arms cannot twist your thighs."

The little novice who was pouring the tea immediately raised his hand when he heard this, and asked curiously: "Master, your arm can't twist your thigh, is it like you can't twist Senior Brother Fahai's?"

'puff'

The host immediately sprayed out a mouthful of tea, his face darkened.

He stared fiercely at the little monk who spoke.

Seeing this, the elder brother quickly pulled the little novice to educate him: "What nonsense are you talking about? Is it okay to say such a thing? Doesn't the host want to lose face?"

Moderator: "..."

You have already lost face.

This year's disciples are all brains, they are so angry.

The explanation outside the door was already bursting with laughter.

These two disciples are really cute.

Couldn't help but speak.

"Senior host, don't be angry, the two juniors are just talking casually, and absolutely don't mean to expose you."

The explanation was very unkind, and he stabbed the host again.

Hosting that is called annoyed.

He glared angrily at the two little monks who could not speak, and sooner or later he would be pissed off by them.

At this time, Pian Fahai also came to stab him.

"Senior host, although the nephews are right, I know that you will be angry with them if you are stingy, but you are an elder, so don't care about how many children you have, and be more generous."

Host, the host is out of breath.

These are some demons.

It's just so infuriating.

"Shut up, old man."

If it wasn't for being a little sane, the host would have wanted to open the door and go out to beat him up.

But he held back, he was determined not to be fooled, he would not open the door, and he would never let them in.

After working hard for luck, I gave myself one after another psychological counseling, and smiled very kindly.

"It seems that the junior brother still has a lot of opinions on the senior brother, but it doesn't matter, the senior brother doesn't care about it. How can you say that you are my junior brother?"

As he spoke, he glared at the two young novice monks who had shrunk into a ball, "Okay, I will continue my lecture."

The little novice could not keep hiding, and the host changed his face again, it was so scary.

The host snorted softly and looked away: "The so-called elbow turning outward means that the unmarried guy has already turned towards the one who is about to marry back home, completely ignoring the poor old mother at home."

As soon as he finished speaking, the little novice quickly answered the words again.

"Is it like Uncle Fahai and the host?"

The host, the host picked up the shoes on his feet, and hit the little novice, "You bastard, I told you not to give me a good lecture, what did I say about me, there is no gender distinction, right, I'm so mad .”

The little novice fled around in a hurry, his face full of grievances.

"But Master Fahai seems to be better off with Master Xie. Every time they come back together, you will be very jealous of the host."

The face of the host turned black with anger.

What are you talking about?

Don't you know how to respect and respect him?

Really pissed him off.

And what is jealousy, he is angry!

"Stop, old monk, don't run away, today old monk must teach you how to use words."

"Host, host, I was wrong, I was wrong, I will never tell the truth again, don't chase me."

The little novice monk was about to cry, but the movements of his feet did not stop at all, and he ran very fast.

Jieci and Fahai listened to the commotion inside, with subtle expressions.

It's too miserable to host this, this little novice is a talent.

Xieci felt that in order to make the host exercise every day, he had to work hard, and shouted inside: "Brother host, hit it lightly, if you hit it hard tomorrow, we won't hear you so angry Voice."

The host, who was running after the little novice, staggered and almost fell.

Does this speak human words?

Before cursing back, the person who ran in front turned around and nodded very seriously: "Master Xie, what the benefactor said makes sense, host... ah, host, stop chasing me, I know I was wrong."

The little novice monk looked at the host who was catching up again for some reason, and immediately jumped up and down screaming.

The corners of Jieci's lips turned up, and his eyes were full of smiles.

Although I was rejected every time, I was very happy every time.

"Great monk, let's go. It seems impossible to go in today. Let's go first. It's getting late. Come back at another time."

Xieci grabbed Fahai and winked at him.

Fahai's eyes flashed, and he nodded: "Okay."

The young novice, who was chasing after him energetically, stopped and listened carefully to the movement outside.

very quiet.

Is it really gone?

Put on your shoes, walk gently to the door, put your ear against the door.

No sound.

Huh?

Why don't you insist today?

Or finally quit?

Thinking of this, the host quickly stood up straight, coughed twice, and returned to the appearance of an eminent monk, looked kindly at the little monks in front of him, and said with a smile: "Go up and see if your uncle Fahai has left?" .”

Seeing that the host started to change his face again, the young monks hurried into the attic and looked outside the wall.no one.

"Master, Master Fahai and the benefactor are not here, they should go."

The host nodded, let's go.

He was so happy to be gone.

But thinking of the previous incidents where they killed their carbine, the host still didn't relax immediately.

He continued to ask, "Is the gate closed?"

"Shut up the host." The elder brother replied quickly.

The host asked again: "Where is the back door?"

"The back door is also closed."

"West side door?"

"It's also the host of Guan Guan."

The host was finally satisfied this time, "Very good."

You can rest assured.

When they turned back, Xieci and Fahai, who were squatting outside the door, looked at each other.

It seems that the host is determined.

Can't help but sigh, it's not good in the sky, it's not good on the ground, it's really...

and many more.

Jieci suddenly looked at the ground.

With excitement on his face, his voice was lowered: "Monk, why don't we go in from the ground?"

Speaking of this, Jieci felt that it was too difficult to go home.

Hearing this, Fa Hai also looked towards the ground.

Yes.

If you can't go through the sky, go underground.

After exchanging glances, they left again and came to a place that was not far or near but they were sure that the host would not find them. He excused himself, and Fa Hai stepped down immediately.

A large hole immediately appeared.

"Walk."

Fahai jumped down first.

The explanation followed closely.

The two dug one by one, and the other moved the soil back, directly blocking the entrance, so as not to accidentally take advantage of others.

Soon, Fahai dug into Jinshan Temple.

just.

Hearing the quiet surroundings, he couldn't determine where it was on the ground for a while.

Xieci didn't hesitate, and when he heard no sound, he directly took over Fa Hai's work, made a hole, and jumped out.

I looked around, it seemed to be a room, and there was no one there.

God help them.

"The great monk, come out quickly, there is no one."

When Fahai heard the words, he also jumped up.

As soon as he stood firmly, he was attracted by something imprinted in his eyes.

This is so familiar.

Seems to be...

"A Ci, this is the room of the presiding brother."

Fa Hai was very surprised, he really didn't expect to dig a tunnel, but he dug directly to the host brother.

!

Host brother?

Xieci was surprised, isn't it, such a coincidence?

This fate also...

He hurriedly looked at the hole in front of him, raised his hand to cover it up, and tried to rescue him, but unexpectedly, the door was pushed open just as he started.

Jieci subconsciously looked sideways.

Fa Hai followed suit.

The people who came in also raised their heads subconsciously.

Three pairs of eyes, just like that.

Xici and Fahai's heart skipped a beat, this is too much.

After recovering, Jieci quickly raised a sneer and said, "Brother Host, what a coincidence."

The host, who was still maintaining the posture of opening the door, looked at the two of them, then at the big hole in the ground, and immediately roared.

"What a coincidence, you two prodigal sons!"

The author has something to say: Explanation: I figured out that something will happen.

Fahai: Don't be afraid, at most you will be caught by the host brother, it's a small scene.

Host: ...I'm so pissed off, I'm so pissed off, come here, drag them out and kill them!

Explanation: fast, slip.

感谢在2021-06-2420:52:11~2021-06-2521:47:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of One Finger Quicksand; 1 bottle of Fengyun;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!