Professional Dreamer [Quick Transmigration]

"Great Monk, how did you come up with the idea of ​​matching them?"

I really can't figure out this explanation. Didn't he always dislike them?

Every time they keep saying they don't believe they are in love.

Now I'm taking the initiative to assist others, don't you slap me in the face?

Fahai paused slightly, looked at Xici: "How can I match them up, they are stupid and stupid, and the white snake has lowered the level of race, I just can't understand them."

"What's the big deal, it's annoying, it's annoying."

Jieci's mouth twitched.

Falling in love, what's the big deal you told me?

But speaking of it, it seems that it is really not very big?

As long as it feels right, the two are together, which is very logical.

wrong.

There is still a process to falling in love.

Hey, I was almost going to be brainwashed by this great monk again.

This is a very reserved ancient world, women and men would be shy if they looked at each other even a little bit, not to mention that it takes time to accumulate courage if you want to say that you like it.

This great monk is placed here, it is really a fresh and refined flower.

Very eye-catching.

"A Ci, do you think they have too many things to do, and things that can be explained clearly in one sentence have to be twisted and twisted." Fa Hai is still complaining, he really has a lot of resentment towards this snake.

They are all like this now, and they will not be together in the future.

Then he will catch the snake.

So stupid.

In order not to be deceived by someone one day, scare people, and cause chaos.

Xieci sighed softly, grabbed Fahai with his backhand, and went to the restaurant.

"Didn't you say you were hungry, walk around and eat."

Eat and gag your mouth.

Fahai allowed himself to be dragged away by Jieci, but he didn't stop talking at all, babbling on and on as he walked.

It seems that if you don't complain about the uselessness of that one snake and one person, you will not give up if you have nothing to demote.

Just as he was about to start another round of fancy dislike, a white pigeon that he was very familiar with flew over.

"This is?" Xieci looked at the white dove that suddenly appeared on the table with lively eyes and raised his eyebrows.

Fa Hai grabbed the pigeon and took off a very large bamboo tube from its foot: "This is raised by the senior brother. It should be a letter from the senior brother. I don't know what the senior brother asked me for."

turn on.

All of a sudden, there was an air of rage.

[Fahai!

Have you been kidnapped, or have you encountered something that broke your brain? If so, then you can send your brain back and let me show it to you.

Brother believes that with his skills, it can still be repaired for you.

At least, it's okay to have a normal brain who can't say anything, I'm going to return the saying.

Don't think it's troublesome, and don't be afraid to let the senior brother bother, it's also the senior brother's fault when it comes to this matter, why didn't the senior brother take good care of you and let you go out to make troubles, and now something happened.

but.

Even if your brain is broken, even if you can't repair well, the senior brother will tell you, don't even think about returning to vulgarity!

You are born as a member of Jinshan Temple, and you will die as a ghost of Jinshan Temple.

Don't even think about wandering around alone, and you can't find a home happily.

Your senior brother, I haven’t attained the Tao, and I haven’t left the burden of Jinshan Temple, so you don’t want to relax alone. Your senior brother, I will never agree that you retire earlier than me!

Even if you want to return to vulgarity, it is your senior brother, I, let you return!

Well, when I saw the letter, I obediently rolled back.

otherwise...

I just pretended that I didn't see the letter you sent back, didn't know that you were going to return to vulgarity, and didn't know that you ran away, so just do what you like. ]

"..."

Looking at this letter, the explanation is a bit hard to explain.

He thought that the abbot of Jinshan Temple was very angry with Fa Hai and wanted to punish him immediately.

I was a little nervous. After all, it was because of him that he had to return to the secular world. I was thinking about how to resolve this matter.

result...

Indeed, it can also be seen from this letter that the other party is really angry and feels like he is about to explode.

But boy.

There is one core idea throughout.

You can't be vulgar earlier than me.It's very bad.

How much do these two senior brothers want to return to vulgarity?

Does your master know?

I'm afraid it's not that the coffin board will not be able to hold it down.

Fa Hai calmly put away the letter, and his tone was even calmer: "The host brother has gone crazy again, it's okay, just leave him alone, he will be fine in two days."

Anyway, he's used to it.

Outsiders always think that they are eminent monks who have achieved the Tao, with compassion, kind faces and tolerant smiles.

This is the case for everyone except him.

Especially the presiding brother, he is kind and kind.

Can be internal.

Everyone in the temple knows that the presiding brother is roaring every day.

Because he is too good, the strength of Lin's temple is not very good, and the senior brother is very angry.

Hey, it was his excellence that caused trouble again.

Seeing that he had put away the letter, Jieci made no other moves. He was a little hesitant: "I really don't care? Why don't you go back and have a look? Or, reply to a letter?"

Regarding the fact that he had abducted the treasure of Jinshan Temple, Xici still felt a little bit guilty.

After all, people say that they are eminent monks, the light of Jinshan Temple.

But right.

Pay it back, it is definitely impossible to pay it back.

Instead, you can go back and have a look, just as a visit.

"No need." Fa Hai didn't care about this at all, his senior brother knew it.

Jieci thought for a while, and persuaded: "I think, let's go back and have a look, and explain clearly to your senior brother face to face."

Fa Hai frowned slightly, thinking about whether to go back.

If you go back, the host brother will definitely nag.

He didn't want Aci to be read.

and many more.

If he went back, he would definitely bring Ah Ci with him, so wouldn't that be equivalent to introducing Ah Ci to the host brother?

!

He decided.

"Go back and see senior brother."

He wants to tell the senior brother that he has a partner, and wish the senior brother that he can find a partner as soon as possible.

Explanation: "..."

I wish a monk to find a partner as soon as possible... the bamboo shoots on the mountain will be taken away by you.

Now that it was decided, the two did not delay.

After eating, we set off.

Fortunately, the place itself is not far from Jinshan Temple.

It was still dark when the two returned to the temple.

Looking at the censer emitting blue light outside the main hall, Jieci's eyes lit up.

This incense burner is extraordinary.

Surrounded by aura.

Looking forward again, there was a new Buddha statue in the originally empty hall.

Or Buddha.

The whole body is full of golden light, very dazzling.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but when he looked at it, he felt that the Buddha statue smiled at him.

Blinking, just about to go in, the presiding abbot walked over hurriedly with two young novice monks.

Just ask Fa Hai.

"Where have you been fooling around? Why are you so vulgar? Your cultivation base has increased so much. Tell me, did you practice secretly behind my back?"

The presiding abbot looked distressed, as if Fahai had betrayed him.

Fa Hai's face was erratic, and he was unmoved in the slightest.

got used to.

"Junior brother, how can you abandon your senior brother who is old, weak and disabled." The presiding abbot held Fa Hai, as if he was about to cry.

Xieci was taken aback, and quickly wanted to comfort him.

Listen to him again before opening your mouth.

"If you want to practice, bring senior brother with you, senior brother will be very sad if you eat alone like this."

Explanation: "..."

Seeing the condemning expression on the host's face, he fell silent.

He thought, he knew why Fahai was like that.

There is a strange brother, where can the brother go normally?

Fahai looked at Xieci, his eyes signaled.

I'm not wrong, brother.

Jieci silently moved his eyes away, and then he scanned the place where the camphor tree was originally, and it was replaced by a fish tank.

There was a swimming koi inside, poking its head out and looking at him.

!

Hastily walked over.

"This koi has opened its spiritual intelligence, and it has never given people a look. It seems that Xie Benefactor is destined for it."

Seeing this, the host abbot also came over with a kind smile and a kind tone.

Jieci, Jieci silently rubbed his hands.

This face change is too fast, I was scared.

"Papapa~" The surface of the water was slapped, causing Xieci to look at it.

The red koi spit a few bubbles at him.

The smile on the host's face grew bigger: "This koi really likes to solve the benefactor."

"Really? Hehe..." Xieci sneered twice, feeling a little guilty.

As his kind, he must be liked by this koi.

If it doesn't like itself, it will be a ghost.

But he remembered that there were no koi in Jinshan Temple.

"Is this koi always there?"

"It didn't exist in the first place. In order to block the big hole here, I searched for it on purpose." The host abbot replied with a bit of itchy teeth, with a bad complexion.

The explanation came to a sudden.

No wonder.

He just said, if there was such a treasure, he would have taken it all in one pot last time, and there would be no fish that slipped through the net.

The host looked at the koi again, and turned to Fa Hai: "Junior brother, since you are back, you must help me catch that guy who made trouble in the temple."

Speaking of this, the host abbot was very angry.

"I don't know who it is, who dared to break ground on the top of our Jinshan Temple, and was very disrespectful to the Buddha, and directly stole all the Buddha statues."

"The Buddha statue was stolen?" Fa Hai shifted his gaze from Xie Ci to his elder brother in charge, frowning slightly.

The host nodded fiercely: "Yes, it is a heinous crime."

The heinous excuse, I don't accept it, he is obviously helping the Buddha change new clothes, why is he disrespectful?

"Junior Brother, go and have a look to see if there are any traces left behind. Oh, and also, the Leifeng Pagoda was also stolen."

The presiding abbot's face became very serious, and his tone was a bit heavy, "You said, it's not good to move any tower, why is it the Leifeng Pagoda, you know how much manpower, material and financial resources it took to build it, it hurts."

Explanation: "..."

I was about to have another wave of guilty conscience, but fortunately I didn't waste my guilty conscience.

The host abbot is also very cute.

But not right.

When he left, he left an item of exchange, which was quite valuable.

"What happened? Senior brother, why didn't you tell me?" Fa Hai didn't expect that he was only going out for a few days.

The presiding abbot stared at Fa Hai, and said in a low tone, "I don't want to tell you? It's because you said you want to return to vulgarity as soon as you wrote to me. I'm going to die of anger."

Fa Hai was slapped on the face by his senior brother and remained motionless.

After he finished speaking, he opened his mouth: "Don't worry, brother host, I will definitely catch the culprit and sink him into the Qiantang River."

!

Shen Jiang?

so brutal?

Jieci's eyes became more erratic.

Fat Cub: '...Master, you are a fish, why are you afraid of sinking into the river. '

Jieci blinked: 'Yes. '

He is a koi.

Okay, calm down.

"You don't need Shen Jiang, just seal it in the back mountain." The host said.

Fa Hai also had no objection, nodded: "Okay."

Explanation: "..."

If the fish is out of water for too long, it seems that it will die.

He can't calm down anymore!

"I found it." Fa Hai pulled out a very small aura that hadn't dissipated, and his eyes were sharp: "Let me see who it is who dares to act presumptuously in my Jinshan Temple.

Xie Ci swallowed as he felt the familiar aura fluctuations.

Weak, poor, helpless.

The author has something to say: Fa Hai: I must catch the guy who caused trouble in the temple.

Jieci guilty conscience: then what?

Fahai: Of course they were killed. Didn’t you say that you can’t waste time on these unimportant things, so you don’t arrest them, just kill them.

Explanation:...

This is really digging a hole for myself and jumping _(:з」∠)_