Professional Dreamer [Quick Transmigration]

"Amitabha, Amitabha, Amitabha." Tang Seng came back to his senses, quickly closed his eyes and said seriously, his face froze.

"Too cruel."

It's so cruel.

"Wukong, remove them all."

Before Sun Wukong moved, Zhu Bajie quit, "Master, this is sent by the princess, take it away, what are we going to eat?"

Besides, he hasn't eaten meat for a long time and wants to eat it.

"Just ask them to help us prepare a little vegetarian meal, Wukong." Tang Seng continued to shout without wavering.

Although Sun Wukong is very happy with the black-hearted rabbit on his shoulders, he often complains that he wants to eat rabbit meat, but he doesn't really want to eat it.

Especially now.

This black-hearted rabbit is still on him, what if he goes berserk later and makes trouble again?

So just follow him.

With a wave of his hand, all the dishes on the table disappeared instantly.

Immediately, Zhu Bajie screamed: "Brother, don't!"

He threw himself on the table, watched those delicious meals disappear, and the hunk wept.

so sad.

Why do you treat him like this? He just wants to eat meat.

woohoo woo...

Xie Ci could no longer see the rabbit meat, and the hair on his body was also smooth. He squatted on Monkey King's shoulder.

Hey, it's all because I haven't been able to transform these days, and I'm getting used to using the rabbit identity.

I feel the same when I see rabbit meat.

Bunny is really miserable.

"Little rabbit, why are you scared?" Sun Wukong stretched out his paw and poked it, and said in a low voice.

Xieci looked over faintly, and it was written all over his face, you are finished.

Sun Wukong:?

"Holy Monk, woo woo woo, the great sage wants to eat me." Xie Ci wiped his eyes with his short paws, crying so sadly.

Sun Wukong: "..."

Failed.

Xieci didn't care about him, and cried even louder: "Why is everyone eating me, I'm so obedient, I didn't do anything, woo woo woo..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Zhu Bajie: "..."

You haven't done anything yet?

You think you haven't done enough, don't you?

The two victims are still standing here, can you open your eyes and look at the world, and look at them by the way.

Tang Seng was already pityed by the rabbit banquet full of tables, but as soon as he opened his mouth, he immediately broke his defenses, "Don't worry, donate, don't worry, there is a poor monk here, and I will not let anyone bully you , especially my villain."

"Bad boy, what are you doing every day, Xie benefactor is pitiful enough, how can you bully him so hard, how many times have I told you as a teacher, we monks, don't kill, don't bully the weak... .”

Tang Seng Balabala kept talking, and all the people present sighed deeply.

The master is really good at talking.

Drifting hurriedly poured a glass of water and handed it over, interrupting Tang Seng who was still outputting: "Master, drink some water first, I think the big brother knows he made a mistake and won't do it again. Master Xie must have been frightened too, we let him Slowly."

Sun Wukong bared his teeth.

No, he will do it again in the future.

Seeing Tang Seng being dragged to sit on a chair by the third junior brother, he didn't pay attention to him, and immediately stretched out his sinful claws, pinched the rabbit's small ears, pulled it moderately, and gritted his teeth.

"You black-hearted rabbit, are you a complainer?"

Jieci hurriedly went to pull the mischievous hand on the ear, very dissatisfied: "No, I am obviously suing God."

Immortals love to complain, referred to as suing God.

Monkey King, Monkey King was choked again.

This black-hearted rabbit really doesn't shirk or hide his hatefulness.

Just to be honest, it's good.

Nonsence.

Why did he exaggerate, he should use the attitude of heavy rain in January, cold wind in February, winter snow in March to severely condemn this guy's actions!

However, before he could adjust, the rabbit on his shoulder flew away.

???

Jieci jumped onto the soft chair, lay down on the spot, and began to think about rabbit life.

He really didn't understand what was going on with Princess Tianzhu.

too weird.

But now he can be sure of one thing.She definitely has a hatred for Yutu.

There is so much hatred that I can't wait to kill all the rabbits to avoid future troubles.

But to be honest, she and Yutu should be because Yutu has hatred for her, and she owes Yutu herself.

When she was still in Tiangong, Su'e was just an ordinary fairy, but when the two met, she took advantage of Yutu's defenselessness and slapped him.

Later, afraid of being held accountable, together with Sifan, he sneaked off to the lower realm and was reincarnated into the belly of the queen of Tianzhu.

Later, Yutu found out that she was chasing her down and wanted revenge, so she took her away and replaced her.

Chang'e knew about this matter. It should be said that many gods in heaven actually knew about it, but they just didn't care.

Because this is what Su'e owed Yutu.

If the little rabbit hadn't heard so many rumors about Tang Seng later, and became interested in him and made some small moves, Chang'e would not have had to come down and take him back, fearing that he would do something irreversible.

So it really counts, Su'e is not qualified to hold grudges against Yutu, and there is no reason, on the contrary, she should have a guilty conscience.

You know, if she doesn't run, she will be punished.

In addition, the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom does not hate rabbits herself.

Then the problem is coming.

What is the reason for this Su'e, so that she can't wait for the rabbit to die?

Could it be that her friend in Tiangong secretly reported to her?

Then who is this reporter?

After making such a big battle, he must not have a good impression of Yutu.

If this is the case, then this rabbit is really not very popular.

Jieci rubbed his chin, feeling melancholy.

The rabbit's brain is too small, and there are too few heavenly gods in it, and there is no guessing target for a while.

Hey.

"Black-hearted rabbit, what are you thinking?" Sun Wukong had been watching the rabbit for a long time, seeing that he didn't pay attention to him, he couldn't help leaning over and poking his hairy back while asking.

He was really curious about what this black-hearted rabbit was planning.

Xieci stared at the monkey approaching, and suddenly grinned.

How could he forget.

His rabbit brain is too small to remember people, but he can go to the sky to see secretly.

Doesn't it happen that there is a fast-footed, good-looking, strong, high-ranking, crazy and popular man who can help him?

"Great Sage, you haven't rested yet, can't you fall asleep?"

Sun Wukong immediately became vigilant when he heard the words, and tilted his head back, "Black-hearted rabbit, what the hell are you doing?"

They even call him the Great Sage, so respectful, and they have bad intentions when they hear it.

Who told him to be too experienced in this.

Jieci innocently tilted his head, his rabbit eyes were clean: "No, I just remembered that when I was in the sky, I listened to the rumors of the Great Sage. I was a little curious and wanted to say that if you can't sleep, the Great Sage, take me to reminisce about the past. Bar."

"I really want to see the majesty of the Great Sage Equaling Heaven. I heard that he is so heroic, tall and mighty, and so fascinating. Since I am lucky enough to meet the Great Sage, how can I not see it with my own eyes? What a pity."

Sun Wukong was in a trance.

Even though he was always on guard in his heart, he still told himself that he must not relax his vigilance, and don't be tricked by this black-hearted rabbit.

But listening to this continuous rainbow fart, it was still spit out from the mouth of this hateful black-hearted rabbit, how could it be stable.

This black-hearted rabbit who has never been dealt with has surrendered to his past heroic appearance, how pleasing.

He is someone he admires!

As soon as this cognition came out, Sun Wukong was very happy.

He finally overwhelmed the black-hearted rabbit.

Ah ~ comfortable.

Xieci has been observing Sun Wukong's expression. Seeing this, his eyes flashed, and he continued to boast in a more exaggerated tone: "Great Sage, can you take me to the sky to see, let me see how you became famous?" Road, it must be very shocking."

"Then what's the problem, let's go, the great sage will take you to the alchemy room of Taishang Laojun, and I will get you a few elixir to eat, which will replenish your spiritual energy and break the seal."

Sun Wukong completely drifted away, waved his big hand, and uttered bold words very arrogantly.

Don't even excuse the urging, just picked up the rabbit on the chair, and headed towards the sky.

The rabbit's eyes are bright.

Wow, is there such a surprise?

he likes!

Being able to transform into form is what he wants most at the moment. The rabbit is too small to be convenient.

This monkey is quite easy to fool.

Loved it.

Monkey King moved very quickly, almost in the blink of an eye, he reached the sky.

Looking at the heaven in this world, Xie Ci felt that it was no different from the place where he came down, but the richness of the aura couldn't be compared with his.

It's too low here.

But it is true that the clouds and mists are lingering, and the fairy sounds are curling up, which is very refreshing.

"Little rabbit, do you see that? That's the Jade Emperor's palace. That's where I was so angry with the old man Jade Emperor that I nearly ascended to heaven."

Monkey King pointed to the most conspicuous palace exuding layers of golden light, and proudly said to the rabbit in his hand.

He couldn't help feeling a little nostalgic in his eyes, and he felt that he could do it again.

Explanation: "..."

The Jade Emperor was miserable.

"Here, over there, in the peach garden of the Queen Mother, I tasted them one by one. The taste is really good. I also ate the 9000-year-old ones that the gods couldn't eat, and I ate a lot." Monkey King Pointing in one direction, continue to show off with Jieci.

But when it comes to this, Monkey King feels a little greedy.

Jieci also felt that he was hungry.

He hasn't eaten anything tonight.

Rolling his eyes, he looked up at the monkey, and urged him innocently: "Is it really that delicious? I haven't tried it yet. I don't know if I have a chance to eat one."

The implication is, let's go, stinky monkey, let's make a vote.

Sun Wukong was stared at by such a pair of eyes full of him, his blood rushed to his forehead, and he said without thinking: "Why not, let's go, the Great Sage will take you to eat flat peaches. Do the math, at this time The 8000-year-old ones are mature, and maybe we can find a 9000-year-old one.”

Explaining the rabbit's eyes.

on the road.

happy!

Sun Wukong entered the flat peach garden familiarly, and landed in the oldest flat peach tree.

Glancing around, he locked on to a 9000-year-old tree and walked over.

"Little rabbit, you are lucky. There are mature ones here. Come and have a taste."

Sun Wukong unceremoniously picked off the big and lovely flat peaches exuding a strong fragrance of peach spirits, and stuffed them to the rabbit on his shoulder.

Jieci was stunned and fell backwards, almost fell, and gritted his teeth.

But for Taozi's sake, forget it for now.

Holding the flat peach that was much bigger than him, Jieci swallowed.

This peach is so fragrant.

I couldn't help but took a bite, um~ it's so fragrant, so delicious, so delicious.

Queen Mother, the flat peaches are not what I want to eat, they were given to me by monkeys, and have nothing to do with me. If you find that the peaches are missing, please trouble the monkeys.

Xieci was very happy while eating while shaking the pot, his mouth moved quickly, it was really delicious, rich in spirit, sweet in juice and fragrant in meat.

Monkey King saw that Xieci's food was so delicious, so he picked one and ate it himself.

Well, it's still the taste of the year.

Xie Ci stared at the flat peach forest while eating, and finally his eyes fell on the flat peach tree that was said to be 9000 years old.

There is also a tree of peaches on it.

He felt that he could have it too.

He gnawed a big peach and kicked the mount under him: "My lord, tell me, it would be great if we also had a flat peach tree, so that we can eat flat peaches at any time on the road, and don't have to worry about finding something to eat. Not to mention running so far to beg for alms for the holy monk, delaying the time to go to the West Paradise, it is simply killing two birds with one stone."

The tone of explanation was full of exclamation, as if he was just expressing his opinion.

After speaking, he sighed again: "It's a pity, we don't have one."

After eating a peach, Monkey King, who threw away the pit and picked another peach, immediately looked over.

Yes, why didn't he think of it?

"Little rabbit, what you said is very reasonable. Why didn't I think of it? I'll get two and take them away."

This can save a lot of trouble.

Monkey King didn't eat the peaches, so he put them away and started digging the peach trees.

"By the way, I'll get you one if you want it."

Jieci grinned, nodding the rabbit's head again and again.

Yes, why not.

If not, he wouldn't have spoken.

This trip to heaven, the harvest is good.

"Great Sage, it's getting late. Let's go to the next location and go back early. The holy monks are still in Tianzhu."

After Xie Ci took the last bite, he was very reluctant to give up the proposal. He was afraid of staying any longer, so he couldn't help digging up all the flat peach trees.

It's not that he has changed his gender, but that he has no place to let go now.

A single tree is already the limit.

Hey.

But after he finished digesting this 9000-year-old flat peach, he should be able to open up the space of the inner palace.

At that time, I will find a chance to come up again and give it a peach empty space.

One rabbit and one monkey all left Pantaoyuan very satisfied and headed towards Tushita Palace.

The fairies who came to pick flat peaches on a routine basis were all stunned.

Here, what about the 9000-year-old flat peach tree that the Queen Mother has been waiting for so big today?

How did it become a big hole?

!

Big pit!

"It's not good, the flat peach tree of the empress has been stolen."

"Hurry up, tell your mother that Pantao Garden has been robbed."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, something has happened. The 9000-year-old flat peach tree has disappeared."

The Palace of the Queen Mother of the West boiled instantly.

In addition, Tiangong is also lively.

The flat peach tree in the flat peach garden was stolen, which was a big deal, and the heavenly soldiers were dispatched soon.

The mansions in Tianting also began to check themselves, fearing that something was missing in their own house.

Sun Wukong and Xieci, who had just arrived at Tushita Palace, heard voices coming from outside the door, as if they were about to come in to check the elixir, and they looked at each other. Are they so unlucky?

Met right away?

Monkey King grabbed two handfuls of bottles and cans, and was about to run away.

Xieci took Sun Wukong's hand quickly, and wrote on the pillar, "This great sage is here for a visit, and I will bring some souvenirs by the way, don't read it." '

Sun Wukong: "..."

If you want to be hated, it is you who are hated.

This is really heartbreaking.

However, Sun Wukong was happy when he thought of the expression of the little old man Taishang Laojun when he saw it.

Feel happy to return to Tianzhu King's Palace.

As soon as I arrived at the courtyard, I saw the princess of Tianzhu appearing at the door furtively.

Looking around, he opened the door and walked in.

The author has something to say: Explanation: It is the first time that monkeys have advantages. I am sorry, I was narrow-minded before.

Monkey King with his nostrils upturned: Since you realize it, then I forgive you, but this great sage is a bit too much, let me tell you what you find.

Explanation: You can take me to the Heavenly Court to raid, very good.

Sun Wukong: ...other than that?

Explanation: You can take me to heaven to harvest (goods).

Sun Wukong:...

Zhu Bajie leaned over and said bluntly: This sounds like you are praising Brother Hou for making you a mount. Is this an advantage?

Monkey King silently looked at Zhu Bajie: You are dead.

Zhu Bajie:...

Why is it always me who gets hurt!

感谢在2021-06-0421:54:42~2021-06-0512:30:55期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: Qianya. 2 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!