After I became popular, I became a Taoist

Changzhen is extremely hot in summer.

But this is the largest film and television base in Huaguo. Even though the weather is hot, there are still many production crews busy here.

Su Xinghe stood in a long queue, waiting to apply for Chang Zhen's extra performer certificate.

Finally, it was his turn, so he hurriedly handed his materials to the elder sister at the window, filled out the form, and did the questions, which was regarded as a pass.

The eldest sister was dazzled by his white and tender face, and automatically ignored his dog-gnawed hair, and told him seriously: "Ordinary group performers rely on the group leader to pick up jobs. The first time I ask you to join a WeChat group, you try to join a group, they take a lot of jobs."

Su Xinghe nodded repeatedly.

After getting the certificate, sure enough, a group leader asked them, a group of newcomers, to join the group.

Relying on his own face, Su Xinghe successfully broke out from the twenty or so newcomers, and joined a group that was almost full.

The other newcomers also joined the group, and a few sensible ones even stayed, wanting to treat the group leader to dinner alone.

In a place like Changzhen, there are countless group performances, and if you want to take on the show, you rely on your connections, so as long as these group leaders don't have jobs, there are still many dinners.

The leader of the group, Liu Yong, took the initiative to invite Su Xinghe to dinner.

"It happens to be a dinner party tonight. I'm the host, and many of the group performers are coming. We'll sing after dinner, and we'll connect and connect."

It was also Su Xinghe's luck, he only came here today, and he ran into the monthly gathering in the group.

Su Xinghe's eyes lit up when he heard that.

He almost vomited after eating instant noodles, and today he can finally change his taste.

And he can sing too!As soon as he opened his voice, the pigs in the mountains stopped roaring, the geese stopped screaming, and even the birds stopped opening their mouths.

Even the master praised him, saying that he is like a fish and a wild goose, a shameful flower in the closed moon.

He just wanted to nod his head, but when he thought of Master's instruction, he quickly asked, "Then drink?"

Master firmly forbade him to drink.

Liu Yong looked at him as a child, and said with a smile: "No force, no force."

Su Xinghe couldn't help laughing out two dimples: "Then thank you Brother Liu."

They just finished chatting here, and the leader of the second group next to him said to Liu Yong: "I heard from Xiao Zhang that you are looking for a fortune-telling from the master recently? Is it bad luck and you want to change your luck?"

Liu Yong had always been at odds with Erqun Quntou, so he knew that this was meant to satirize him, so he smiled politely and didn't reply at all.

The head of the second group tutted again: "Why don't I introduce someone for you? I think you've been a little dark lately, otherwise Brother Hua's crew won't temporarily use you."

Just as Liu Yong wanted to speak, he heard Su Xinghe next to him say, "It's not black."

At most, it can only be regarded as yellowing of the skin.

The heads of the second group frowned, originally wanted to scold people directly, but seeing that Su Xinghe's face was so good-looking, they could only swallow the breath first, and continued with a smile: "This handsome guy can read faces?"

Although Su Xinghe is a stunned young man, he can tell that the first two groups are not a good person, so he ignored him and said to Liu Yong, "Brother Liu wants someone to tell your fortune? Why don't I help Brother Liu do the fortune telling? Thank you Brother Liu for inviting me to dinner."

He has practiced Taoism for so many years, and what he is best at is divination.

Liu Yong laughed. He did ask someone to ask the master, but it was not a fortune-telling, but a suitable name for his newborn son.

Moreover, he invited Su Xinghe to dinner because he saw that Su Xinghe was good-looking. This kind of talent would definitely be able to stand out in Changzhen, and now it is a good relationship, which is also a favor.

Unexpectedly, this kid Su Xinghe was quite interesting, so he didn't refuse: "Forget it."

Su Xinghe took out a dilapidated tortoise shell from his bag, and there were three ancient coins inside.

The group leaders of the second group were also waiting to see the joke, but they couldn't laugh because their eyes were glued to the tortoise shell and the copper coins.

He used to be a pipe tool for the film crew, his eyes are poisonous, the thing Su Xinghe took out, just looking at the quality, it is definitely the real thing, and it is estimated that it can be exchanged for a lot of money in a shop that collects second-hand goods.

He couldn't help but looked at Su Xinghe, but Su Xinghe didn't even give him the corner of the eye, and only asked Liu Yong, "Brother Liu, what do you want?"

Liu Yong looked at the things in Su Xinghe's hands and was stunned for a long time, then he came back to his senses and said, "Anything is fine."

Su Xinghe skillfully shook the turtle shell.

Seeing this, those who were still in the trade union gathered together to watch the fun.

No matter how long Su Xinghe shook, everyone watched it for as long as possible.

"How is it?" Liu Yong asked.

Su Xinghe was looking at the copper coins in his palm, and after hearing Liu Yong's words, he said: "Brother Yong, your luck is not very good recently, especially these two days, it is best not to go east."

The two groups laughed with a snort.

Liu Yong didn't take Su Xinghe's words to heart, he gave Er Qun Qun a glance, and led Su Xinghe out of the trade union.

Seeing that he didn't care, Su Xinghe said: "I'm not sure about nine of ten hexagrams for good luck, but all of them are accurate for bad hexagrams. Brother Liu, you should be more careful recently."

Liu Yong has a good temper. Seeing that Su Xinghe was really worried, he was not angry. He quickly changed the subject and asked about Su Xinghe's tortoise shell and copper coins.

Su Xinghe said: "This is passed down to me by my master."

"Master? Are you a Feng Shui student?" Liu Yong asked curiously.

Su Xinghe shook his head solemnly with a face of a little meat, and said, "No, I'm a Taoist priest."

Liu Yong couldn't help laughing, he patted Su Xinghe's shoulder: "I believe you say you are a celebrity, but you say you are a Taoist..."

He looked Su Xinghe up and down, his face was white and tender, he didn't look like a Taoist priest at all.

How can there be such a Taoist priest with red lips and white teeth, anyway, he has never seen it.

But seeing Su Xinghe's serious face, he said: "Okay, I see, remember to be there on time at night."

The food stalls at night are very rich, and Su Xinghe can be regarded as familiar with a group of activists.

Of course, the most important thing is that he finally completely filled his stomach.

He hasn't had a full meal for a long time since he went down the mountain.

It's a pity that Liu Yong suddenly answered the phone, and the subsequent singing arrangements were cancelled.

Su Xinghe was a little disappointed that he couldn't show his singing voice.

But before Liu Yong left, Su Xinghe still couldn't help telling him a few words, telling him not to go east for these two days.

Liu Yong agreed and got into the taxi.

He is from the south, so he doesn't know the east, west, and north at all, and he doesn't take Su Xinghe's words to heart at all.

As soon as Liu Yong left, everyone dispersed.

Su Xinghe returned to the rental house, read the scriptures for a while, and then took off the jade pendant around his neck.

This jade pendant was given to him by his master before his death, saying that it was a treasure handed down from their ancestors.

However, he threw the patriarch's jade pendant to the ground the next day.

His master didn't slap him on the slap in the dark wind, but the jade pendant flew up and almost gave him a concussion.

When he finally woke up, Yupei, who had caused him to lie on the ground all night, stopped eating after half a sentence.

"This is the most important inheritance of the master. If you want to get the inheritance, you must first remember a sentence, life is like a play..."

Life is like a play, and then what?

Su Xinghe pondered this sentence for a week, and after eating the last rice in the mountain, he finally came to a conclusion.

What the Patriarch wants to say must be that life is like a play, and play is like life!

This is to let him enter the world!

So he took all his belongings: three sets of old clothes, two pairs of old shoes, some birthday gifts from his master, and five thousand private money, and went down the mountain.

The pigs in the mountains stopped hiding from him, the geese in the mountains stopped chasing and biting him, and even the autistic birds in the mountains started to open their mouths.

It can be seen that everyone knows that his mission is glorious and the task is arduous.

He bid farewell to his friends and went down the mountain resolutely!

After going down the mountain, he really found that the words of the patriarch had a lot of meaning - life is like a play, and having no money is a tragedy.

This profound insight allowed him to gain a life experience beyond the past 18 years.

Dao heart is more stable.

So in order to further practice the four words "life is like a play", he resolutely gave up the promising job of moving bricks and chose to come to Changzhen as a group performer.

As soon as the jade pendant was attached to his forehead, the warmth on it made Su Xinghe drowsy.

After a long while, he originally thought that the jade pendant would still ignore him as before, but a pleasant surprise came, and the jade pendant finally gave him a reaction.

The dying voice sounded again.

"This is the most important inheritance of the master. If you want to get the inheritance, you must first remember one sentence."

"Life is like a play……"

Su Xinghe pricked up his ears.

"It's all about acting!"

Su Xinghe opened his eyes with a swipe.

What? !Isn't the sentence behind "Life is like a play" that "play is like life"? !

Qi Ling didn't understand Su Xinghe's mental activities at all, it continued to ask: "Do you want to inherit the inheritance of the master?"

Of course Su Xinghe thought about it!

His master said that he has a special constitution, and unless he succeeds in cultivating the Tao, he will have a limited lifespan.

But he has practiced for more than ten years, and apart from memorizing scriptures, scientific rituals, talisman seals, and Taoism fluently, he has not found the threshold of Taoism anywhere.

Even the best fortune-telling is inaccurate out of ten hexagrams and nine hexagrams are inaccurate. It is really sad for those who hear it, and tears for those who see it.

Qi Ling didn't know that he was such an "excellent" seedling, and when he heard that he agreed, he immediately poured seven words into his mind.

"The Actor's Self-cultivation".

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Su Xinghe's expression cracked.

Patriarch, is your most important inheritance actually the actor's self-cultivation?

Are you a god or an actor!

Fortunately, Su Xinghe's Dao heart is still strong, he stabilized after a bit of wobbling.

Qi Ling still said solemnly: "If you want to start the inheritance, there is one more condition."

Su Xinghe pricked up his ears again.

Qi Ling didn't make a fool of herself either: "You must first meet the minimum standard of an actor before you are eligible to start the inheritance."

There have been people who have had the opportunity to start inheritance, but they all failed without exception.

These people are also the pride of heaven, but they still can't meet the entry standard of actors.

I don't know if this young man can successfully start the inheritance today.

Sure enough, the conditions set by the master are still too difficult?

Just as Qi Ling finished sighing, Su Xinghe quickly took out something from his bosom.

"I'm already an actor." He said.

"Look, Changzhen Actors' Union just sent it to me today, and it still has a stamp on it. I also paid ten yuan for the production cost."

Qi Ling, who wanted to explain what an actor is, suddenly got stuck.

"What, what actor certificate?!"

Back then, the master taught him what a computer is and what a mobile phone is, but he didn't tell him that an actor still has a license?

Fearing that Qi Ling would not believe it, Su Xinghe took out his mobile phone and showed Qi Ling the Chang Zhen actor certificate on Baidu.

"Look, this is a formal employment certificate issued by a formal organization." Su Xinghe said seriously.

He is a real credential for employment!

Qi Ling is completely dead.

It glanced at the actor certificate in Su Xinghe's hand in awe, and always felt that the official seal representing the organization's certification was extraordinarily bright red and beautiful.

It is both happy and gratified: "Now that you are an actor, let's start the inheritance."

"After so many years, the master may finally be able to find a satisfactory heir."

But Su Xinghe, who had high hopes, was stopped at the first pass.

"Submit performance works?" He tilted his head in doubt, "But I don't have any works."

He just got his actor's license, and he hasn't acted in anything yet.

If Qi Ling had pupils, the pupils would probably be shaken.

"Then how do you get your actor's license?"

Doesn't the bright and beautiful official seal represent the affirmation and high hopes of the organization?

Su Xinghe: "Changzhen's actor's certificate does not need to have performance works, you only need to answer ten questions, and you can get ten yuan for it."

He also memorized the question bank in advance, which was not difficult at all.

Tool spirit: ...

Only silence can express its emotions. It is such a serious weapon spirit that it has passed on the wrong inheritance.

One person and one spirit were silent for a while, before Qi Ling said with difficulty: "It doesn't matter, although the customized guidance mode cannot be opened, but we can open other modes."

It's all open, what else can I do?

Only by cultivating this person in front of him into a qualified actor will he have the face to meet his ancestor.

"Other modes?" Su Xinghe asked, "What other modes?"

Qi Ling said: "Rookie mode!"

In the next second, a light flashed in front of Su Xinghe's eyes, and his consciousness drifted to a vast place.

"The first inheritance of the rookie model is to watch." Qi Ling said.

"Here are the greatest works selected by the master in the heavens and worlds. Your current task is to sit here and watch. The master often said that as an actor, you must always be in touch with the latest works and review the classics from time to time. work."

Su Xinghe didn't care about the rookie or not: "Is the ancestor's inheritance only acting? If he knows how to act, can he have the inheritance of cultivation?"

He is only interested in Taoism!

Qi Ling said: "After you have watched enough movies and passed the exam, you can extract a treasure from the ancestor's treasure house, but what you are currently accepting is only the inheritance of the rookie stage, so the magic weapon you can choose is limited."

"Treasure? Magical treasure?!" Su Xinghe's energy returned instantly, "Is it a treasure for cultivating Taoism?"

Qi Ling hummed a little guilty.

The weird pills and magic weapons refined by the patriarch should also be regarded as treasures for cultivating Taoism, right?

Su Xinghe immediately sat down on the sofa well-behaved, wasn't he just watching a movie?

He sees!

Isn't that just being an actor?

He should!

As long as he can get the treasure of cultivation, he will not be afraid of any difficulties!

"You can stay here for more than three hours a day. After I recover, the time can continue to increase."

"Okay, take your time, the time for the first exam is after you watch five movies."

After finishing speaking, Qi Ling disappeared, leaving only Su Xinghe and the movie playing in front of him.

After more than three hours, Su Xinghe's consciousness returned to his body. After pondering for a while, he felt that there was too little time to watch movies every day. After all, if there is an exam, watching one movie once is definitely not enough.

I don't know if there is any reality in this movie?

Just do it, he immediately took out his phone and searched.

Too bad the movie doesn't exist in the real world at all.

Su Xinghe was a little disappointed, glanced at the upper left corner of the phone, and found that only 1 minute had passed in reality.

It really is the method of Tianzun!

Su Xinghe became more confident in his path of cultivation.

Grandpa, he will definitely watch the movie well!

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Su Xinghe: I am on duty with a certificate!