Shao Yunlang greeted, and blew downstairs like a gust of wind.
The general's wife shook her head and said with a smile: "Your Highness Fifth is still young at heart, so frank and cute."
But Concubine Duan sighed softly, her smile subsided a little, "He is always cautious in everything he does in Beijing, he can't help himself in everything, he finally came out once, let him have fun."
Shao Yunlang came out of the restaurant and squeezed into the bustling crowd. He hadn't grown up yet, but he still stood out from the crowd. When he tiptoed a little, he saw another crane holding a fiery red peony.
"Hey! Brother Gu!" He smiled and raised his hand to say hello, and squeezed through with difficulty.
At this time, the float parade had passed, and the crowd on the main street finally dispersed. Gu Yuanzheng couldn't help laughing when he saw Shao Yunlang jumping through the crowd like a big rabbit.
Standing under the light and shadow of the gauze lantern, he looked downcast and smiled with endless amorous feelings.
Shao Yunlang paused, looked around, and asked, "Are you coming out by yourself again?"
Gu Yuanzheng was actually not alone, his fellow travelers were waiting for him in a teahouse, but the young man's eyes were dancing, reflected in the light brown eyes, obviously looking forward to something.
So the words turned around, Gu Yuanzheng nodded and smiled lightly: "I heard that the Qingzhou Mid-Autumn Lantern Festival is very lively next morning, since I'm here, I'll stay here for a few more days, seeing you tonight, it really is a worthwhile trip. "
"It's really lively." Shao Yunlang smiled, moved a little closer, and looked at his chin, "Has the red mark disappeared? My medicine is very effective."
Behind them is a small shop selling plum wine, Gu Yuanzheng is standing on the steps, Shao Yunlang wants to look up at him, the lights are dim, he wants to get a closer look, but he seems to feel that getting too close is not appropriate, So he stretched his neck and looked awkwardly.
The medicine Gu Yuanzheng was useless, when he went back to the inn yesterday, the red marks disappeared long ago.
He was about to make it clear that he was not a Dikun, when Shao Yunlang muttered something.
"Di Kun is really squeamish and cute. I don't know how many times better than the hard-bang-bang who explodes just a little bit."
Gu Yuanzheng: ...
He was silent for a moment, and tentatively asked: "Why doesn't brother Yun like Tiangan?"
Shao Yunlang thought for a while about the dandies in Beijing Middle School who used letters to bully others, and couldn't help snorting, "It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I hate it... Oh, Brother Gu, did you want to say something just now? "
"It's nothing, I want to ask you, did you smell a scent of wine?" Gu Yuanzheng changed the subject without changing his expression.
From the moment when Shao Yunlang approached, there was a faint scent of wine lingering in Gu Yuanzheng's nose. The wine smelled strong, like a burning fire. For a moment, it made people feel hot all over.
"Isn't this standing at the entrance of the tavern?" Shao Yunlang sniffled, "It's really fragrant. The plum wine in this season has been stored in spring until now, and it's more mellow than when it was just brewed. Why don't we buy a small jar and taste it? taste?"
Gu Yuanzheng nodded, he came out alone, and he was also here to buy plum wine.
Could it be that the wine of this family is different from others', and can still produce a smell of burning knives outside the Great Wall?
After drinking the wine, Gu Yuanzheng tasted it suspiciously and curiously.
It was sweet in the mouth, with a bit of refreshing acidity in the aftertaste. The wine was very fragrant, but it was definitely not what he smelled.
Seeing him holding the small jar in a daze, Shao Yunlang asked a little worriedly: "Brother Gu, can you have a drink?"
"Huh?" Gu Yuanzheng returned to his senses, nodded and said, "It's okay, you can drink it, but the taste doesn't seem right..."
Each of them had a small jar, and they drank while walking among the lively crowd. Shao Yunlang said with a smile: "This is already the most authentic green plum wine in Qingzhou, and you still don't like it? Then I'll take you to eat something else!"
The Gu family's family education is extremely strict, and this is the first time for Gu Yuanzheng to eat while walking like this. Some soups and waters must be eaten carefully, for fear of splashing on the clothes and spoiling the view.
On the other hand, Shao Yunlang is very familiar with the road, not only can eat with ease, but also comment on Gu Yuan from time to time, his eloquence is comparable to the best storyteller in Yongjing, making Gu Yuanzheng wonder for a moment if he guessed his identity wrong.
"Huxin Building hired a chef to cook crabs tonight. I reserved a seat early in the morning, but it would be boring for me to go to the moon and eat crabs alone. I was going to return it..." Shao Yunlang frowned proudly, "Fortunately, I didn't return it." , Brother Gu, I'll treat you to some stuffed oranges with crab!"
Probably because of the cold wind blowing, a bit of alcohol smelled on his face, his cheeks and ears were a little red, his already handsome face became more and more colorful, and his brown eyes looked at Gu Yuanzheng with sparkling eyes.
Gu Yuanzheng found that the corners of his lips were slightly curled up all the way, this new friend was really interesting, it seemed that he could live a colorful and lively life, and even the people around him would subconsciously be happy.
Well, it's a self-acquaintance.
He is a very decent and comfortable acquaintance.
When he arrived at the Huxin Building, Gu Yuanzheng realized that Mr. Yun was spending a lot of money, and he booked not a private room, but a small painting boat.
"Looking at the moon by the river, the lights on the other side are dim, and the silk and bamboo are all over the place. The money is really well spent." Shao Yunlang held his chin and blinked at Gu Yuan, "What do you think, Brother Gu?"
The empty wine jar was gently placed on the small table by Gu Yuanzheng, and there was a crisp sound when it collided with the small porcelain plate. Gu Yuan's face was cold and pale, his eyes were dark and clear, as if he drank a jar of water.
He slightly lowered his voice, and tapped his fingers on the table twice, "It took me a long time to get rid of the people who followed me. Do you have something to say to me, Mr. Yun?"
"So you know." Shao Yunlang sat up straight, and he didn't look half drunk, "You still dare to wander in the street by yourself?!"
When he saw those people following Gu Yuan from afar upstairs, he was so shocked that his heart almost jumped out of his throat.
This Young Master Gu has a noble appearance, and today's moon white brocade robe is cut from the finest Shu brocade, so the family must have some financial resources or power.
But as the saying goes, "a strong dragon does not overwhelm a local snake", unless Gu Yuan is a relative of the emperor or a close minister of the emperor, there is really nothing that a local snake dare not swallow.
For such a Dikun from a foreign land, they can make him disappear without a sound, without even splashing a single splash in the lake.
"I didn't know before I bought the wine." Gu Yuanzheng turned his head, looked coldly through the small window, and looked at the bustling crowd on the lakeshore. You only noticed it when you were swimming together."
Shao Yunlang was enthusiastic all the way, for those people to see, to tell those who followed that he was very interested in this little Dikun.
"Dikun is weak, and can only form a contract with one heavenly stem. If he is forced to form a contract many times, his life will be in danger. Therefore, the law of Dazhao clearly stipulates that it should go down to the brothel Chuguan and go up to the official family teaching department. It is strictly forbidden for Dikun to sell himself. During the period of the first emperor, those who violated the law were even punished by Ling Chi, and it was not until the Qing'an period that they were changed to exile..."
Having said that, Gu Yuanzheng changed his voice, and looked at Shao Yunlang with a smile in his eyes, "So those who dare to violate this law are mostly powerful people, but they don't know who Master Yun is. From this group of people, I, this... little Dikun, can be saved."
He still had the antibreathing incense formulated by his third brother hanging around his waist, and his face didn't blush when he spoke nonsense, but Shao Yunlang was so startled by his sudden question that he choked on his wine and coughed earth-shatteringly.
Gu Yuanzheng got up quickly, took out a bright handkerchief and handed it over, and also brought out a small bottle, and rolled back to its original owner's feet with a grunt.
Shao Yunlang leaned over to pick up the small bottle, handed it to Gu Yuanzheng, and coughed twice, "You keep this medicine for use, I cough... I have rough skin and thick flesh, so keeping it is a waste."
So that exquisite little jade bottle was put away by Gu Yuanzheng as kindly as possible.
"It doesn't matter who I am." Shao Yunlang waved his hand, "It's just that I have a crush on Brother Gu..."
Gu Yuanzheng: ...
"Ah! No!" Shao Yunlang held his forehead dumbfounded, "Cough, I'm talking fast for a while, I mean I hit it off with Brother Gu, I recognize you as a friend, so I naturally want to protect you well, other things... Brother Gu, don't get too deep into it, as soon as possible Just leave Qingzhou."
"Alright."
Gu Yuanzheng really nodded and stopped interrogating, picked up the jade chopsticks on the table and put a piece of crab meat into his mouth, and seriously commented: "As expected of the famous Huxinlou in Qingzhou, this dish is really delicious , it’s a pity that the musicians were all driven away by you, brother Yun, and there is nothing to eat but no music, but it is a fly in the ointment.”
He changed the subject casually again, this is to expose the quarrel just now.
Shao Yunlang felt that this person not only looked like a sculpture made of ice and snow, but even his heart and liver were exquisitely carved.
He simply stood up, raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Isn't it just listening to the music? No need for a musician."
He walked around the screen, and came back after a while with the harp in his arms, took a cushion from the couch beside him, knelt on the floor, and played a series of clear rhythms around the harp.
Gu Yuanzheng found that he seemed to prefer brightly colored clothes, today he wore a set of rouge-colored arrow sleeves, and a cluster of begonias with dark silver patterns on his shoulders undulated with the movements of his arms, as if the night wind was blowing through the branches.
He tried a few brisk minor tunes with his hands. When his slender fingers touched the strings, he was familiar with it. After a slight pause, his fingertips suddenly passed over the strings, and the tune changed suddenly.
The young man also has a slightly hoarse voice and a clear string tone, singing slowly without much skill.
"Qinghuai wine fights for ten thousand, how many years have you been a knight in ancient times. When you meet, you will drink for the king, and you will be tied to a horse, a tall building, and a weeping willow*..."
It's not a lingering ditty, but it fits the current situation. Sitting at the junction of lights and shadows, the young man in all colors sang a song with downcast eyes.
……
Shao Yunlang wanted to go back before the general's mansion was locked, and after hearing from Gu Yuanzheng that his family would come to pick him up, he got on the boat back to the shore with peace of mind.
He stood at the bow of the boat and waved goodbye to Gu Yuanzheng, with the sparkling water behind him.
Shao Yunlang thought of something. When the boatman was a little bit farther away and the boat sailed away quietly, he suddenly raised his voice, "Brother Gu! It's really fun to swim with you tonight!"
Gu Yuanzheng was surprised, and immediately realized that what Yun Wu meant was to say: Those laughing and cheering sounds when traveling together tonight were not all just acting for others to see.
He heard the young man raise his voice and say, "Shall we climb Xixing Mountain together tomorrow?"
After a distance and the moonlight falling halfway across the lake, Shao Yunlang shook his head when he saw the green bamboo-like young man.
"Tomorrow I will return home." Gu Yuanzheng said.
Shao Yunlang was a little disappointed, but his friend was out of danger, and he breathed a sigh of relief, and finally just bowed his hands away.
"Then I wish you a safe and smooth journey!"
Gu Yuanzheng bowed his hand in return.
After the boat went away, he said softly: "Then see you in the capital, Fifth Highness."
The author has something to say: Gu: Why do you hate A?
Shao: Needless to say?If you are sweet, I will attack!You are fucking rough, I still give you a hammer!
Gu: ...
Smile and carry away.
[Absinum: install B artifact, the plus version can even install O]
*Note: Adapted from Wang Wei's "Youth Walk"
—————Bring an advance receipt—————
"Big Brother Cherry is Sweet and Soft"
Tao Ran is a goblin tree, yes, not a goblin, he talked about it.
When pretending to be a human being, Tao Yingdi was dedicated to his job and was enthusiastic about public welfare. The only thing that could be attacked by black fans was:
He goes on vacation every June to July. Since his debut, he has been unshakable. It is said that the actor has already had a child in secret marriage, and this is to spend the summer vacation with the child.
Film Emperor: Thank you!Kids are out of stock!Self-pollinating does not want objects!I just want to find a piece of soil and fill it up!
As a cherry tree that has lived for 2000 years, Tao Ran's life is going smoothly, except that picking fruit every year is like being hollowed out, and it has to change back to its original shape and plunge into the soil to cultivate.
This vacation is a little different.
He found an exceptionally fertile land!
Tao Ran wiped his saliva, blinked his bright eyes, and plunged into the soil, and then he saw...
two!
Tao Ran: Mom!I was shocked!
Later, the other monsters could no longer receive the cherries from Tao Ran, so they came to ask, but the man who opened the door was an impatient long-haired man with horns on his head.
Xuan Yi squinted his golden vertical pupils, and sneered: "Cherries? No, they've been, eaten, eaten up!"
Tao Ran: QAQ
And the paparazzi saw a mysterious man in the actor's backyard.
The man patted a juicy little cherry tree, and said coldly: "If it's too hot, hug me, I'm a cold-blooded animal."
The leaves are rattling and baaing, it's still hot!Become a small tree to cool off the heat!
The man rubbed the tree trunk with his fingertips, and asked again: "Or do you want me to change back to my original body and put it on your body?"
Tao Ran: ...
The entertainment headlines of the second day:
Shock!Actor Tao Ran's mysterious boyfriend's frontal photos are exposed, and he is suspected of being mentally handicapped!Talking to the tree in the garden! !
Xuan Yi, who was mentally retarded, sneered, picked up a certain actor and kicked open the bedroom door.
Sealed for a thousand years, the poor ghost who wakes up and goes bankrupt × the cute but capable local tyrant Cherry Shou
The general's wife shook her head and said with a smile: "Your Highness Fifth is still young at heart, so frank and cute."
But Concubine Duan sighed softly, her smile subsided a little, "He is always cautious in everything he does in Beijing, he can't help himself in everything, he finally came out once, let him have fun."
Shao Yunlang came out of the restaurant and squeezed into the bustling crowd. He hadn't grown up yet, but he still stood out from the crowd. When he tiptoed a little, he saw another crane holding a fiery red peony.
"Hey! Brother Gu!" He smiled and raised his hand to say hello, and squeezed through with difficulty.
At this time, the float parade had passed, and the crowd on the main street finally dispersed. Gu Yuanzheng couldn't help laughing when he saw Shao Yunlang jumping through the crowd like a big rabbit.
Standing under the light and shadow of the gauze lantern, he looked downcast and smiled with endless amorous feelings.
Shao Yunlang paused, looked around, and asked, "Are you coming out by yourself again?"
Gu Yuanzheng was actually not alone, his fellow travelers were waiting for him in a teahouse, but the young man's eyes were dancing, reflected in the light brown eyes, obviously looking forward to something.
So the words turned around, Gu Yuanzheng nodded and smiled lightly: "I heard that the Qingzhou Mid-Autumn Lantern Festival is very lively next morning, since I'm here, I'll stay here for a few more days, seeing you tonight, it really is a worthwhile trip. "
"It's really lively." Shao Yunlang smiled, moved a little closer, and looked at his chin, "Has the red mark disappeared? My medicine is very effective."
Behind them is a small shop selling plum wine, Gu Yuanzheng is standing on the steps, Shao Yunlang wants to look up at him, the lights are dim, he wants to get a closer look, but he seems to feel that getting too close is not appropriate, So he stretched his neck and looked awkwardly.
The medicine Gu Yuanzheng was useless, when he went back to the inn yesterday, the red marks disappeared long ago.
He was about to make it clear that he was not a Dikun, when Shao Yunlang muttered something.
"Di Kun is really squeamish and cute. I don't know how many times better than the hard-bang-bang who explodes just a little bit."
Gu Yuanzheng: ...
He was silent for a moment, and tentatively asked: "Why doesn't brother Yun like Tiangan?"
Shao Yunlang thought for a while about the dandies in Beijing Middle School who used letters to bully others, and couldn't help snorting, "It's not that I don't like it, it's just that I hate it... Oh, Brother Gu, did you want to say something just now? "
"It's nothing, I want to ask you, did you smell a scent of wine?" Gu Yuanzheng changed the subject without changing his expression.
From the moment when Shao Yunlang approached, there was a faint scent of wine lingering in Gu Yuanzheng's nose. The wine smelled strong, like a burning fire. For a moment, it made people feel hot all over.
"Isn't this standing at the entrance of the tavern?" Shao Yunlang sniffled, "It's really fragrant. The plum wine in this season has been stored in spring until now, and it's more mellow than when it was just brewed. Why don't we buy a small jar and taste it? taste?"
Gu Yuanzheng nodded, he came out alone, and he was also here to buy plum wine.
Could it be that the wine of this family is different from others', and can still produce a smell of burning knives outside the Great Wall?
After drinking the wine, Gu Yuanzheng tasted it suspiciously and curiously.
It was sweet in the mouth, with a bit of refreshing acidity in the aftertaste. The wine was very fragrant, but it was definitely not what he smelled.
Seeing him holding the small jar in a daze, Shao Yunlang asked a little worriedly: "Brother Gu, can you have a drink?"
"Huh?" Gu Yuanzheng returned to his senses, nodded and said, "It's okay, you can drink it, but the taste doesn't seem right..."
Each of them had a small jar, and they drank while walking among the lively crowd. Shao Yunlang said with a smile: "This is already the most authentic green plum wine in Qingzhou, and you still don't like it? Then I'll take you to eat something else!"
The Gu family's family education is extremely strict, and this is the first time for Gu Yuanzheng to eat while walking like this. Some soups and waters must be eaten carefully, for fear of splashing on the clothes and spoiling the view.
On the other hand, Shao Yunlang is very familiar with the road, not only can eat with ease, but also comment on Gu Yuan from time to time, his eloquence is comparable to the best storyteller in Yongjing, making Gu Yuanzheng wonder for a moment if he guessed his identity wrong.
"Huxin Building hired a chef to cook crabs tonight. I reserved a seat early in the morning, but it would be boring for me to go to the moon and eat crabs alone. I was going to return it..." Shao Yunlang frowned proudly, "Fortunately, I didn't return it." , Brother Gu, I'll treat you to some stuffed oranges with crab!"
Probably because of the cold wind blowing, a bit of alcohol smelled on his face, his cheeks and ears were a little red, his already handsome face became more and more colorful, and his brown eyes looked at Gu Yuanzheng with sparkling eyes.
Gu Yuanzheng found that the corners of his lips were slightly curled up all the way, this new friend was really interesting, it seemed that he could live a colorful and lively life, and even the people around him would subconsciously be happy.
Well, it's a self-acquaintance.
He is a very decent and comfortable acquaintance.
When he arrived at the Huxin Building, Gu Yuanzheng realized that Mr. Yun was spending a lot of money, and he booked not a private room, but a small painting boat.
"Looking at the moon by the river, the lights on the other side are dim, and the silk and bamboo are all over the place. The money is really well spent." Shao Yunlang held his chin and blinked at Gu Yuan, "What do you think, Brother Gu?"
The empty wine jar was gently placed on the small table by Gu Yuanzheng, and there was a crisp sound when it collided with the small porcelain plate. Gu Yuan's face was cold and pale, his eyes were dark and clear, as if he drank a jar of water.
He slightly lowered his voice, and tapped his fingers on the table twice, "It took me a long time to get rid of the people who followed me. Do you have something to say to me, Mr. Yun?"
"So you know." Shao Yunlang sat up straight, and he didn't look half drunk, "You still dare to wander in the street by yourself?!"
When he saw those people following Gu Yuan from afar upstairs, he was so shocked that his heart almost jumped out of his throat.
This Young Master Gu has a noble appearance, and today's moon white brocade robe is cut from the finest Shu brocade, so the family must have some financial resources or power.
But as the saying goes, "a strong dragon does not overwhelm a local snake", unless Gu Yuan is a relative of the emperor or a close minister of the emperor, there is really nothing that a local snake dare not swallow.
For such a Dikun from a foreign land, they can make him disappear without a sound, without even splashing a single splash in the lake.
"I didn't know before I bought the wine." Gu Yuanzheng turned his head, looked coldly through the small window, and looked at the bustling crowd on the lakeshore. You only noticed it when you were swimming together."
Shao Yunlang was enthusiastic all the way, for those people to see, to tell those who followed that he was very interested in this little Dikun.
"Dikun is weak, and can only form a contract with one heavenly stem. If he is forced to form a contract many times, his life will be in danger. Therefore, the law of Dazhao clearly stipulates that it should go down to the brothel Chuguan and go up to the official family teaching department. It is strictly forbidden for Dikun to sell himself. During the period of the first emperor, those who violated the law were even punished by Ling Chi, and it was not until the Qing'an period that they were changed to exile..."
Having said that, Gu Yuanzheng changed his voice, and looked at Shao Yunlang with a smile in his eyes, "So those who dare to violate this law are mostly powerful people, but they don't know who Master Yun is. From this group of people, I, this... little Dikun, can be saved."
He still had the antibreathing incense formulated by his third brother hanging around his waist, and his face didn't blush when he spoke nonsense, but Shao Yunlang was so startled by his sudden question that he choked on his wine and coughed earth-shatteringly.
Gu Yuanzheng got up quickly, took out a bright handkerchief and handed it over, and also brought out a small bottle, and rolled back to its original owner's feet with a grunt.
Shao Yunlang leaned over to pick up the small bottle, handed it to Gu Yuanzheng, and coughed twice, "You keep this medicine for use, I cough... I have rough skin and thick flesh, so keeping it is a waste."
So that exquisite little jade bottle was put away by Gu Yuanzheng as kindly as possible.
"It doesn't matter who I am." Shao Yunlang waved his hand, "It's just that I have a crush on Brother Gu..."
Gu Yuanzheng: ...
"Ah! No!" Shao Yunlang held his forehead dumbfounded, "Cough, I'm talking fast for a while, I mean I hit it off with Brother Gu, I recognize you as a friend, so I naturally want to protect you well, other things... Brother Gu, don't get too deep into it, as soon as possible Just leave Qingzhou."
"Alright."
Gu Yuanzheng really nodded and stopped interrogating, picked up the jade chopsticks on the table and put a piece of crab meat into his mouth, and seriously commented: "As expected of the famous Huxinlou in Qingzhou, this dish is really delicious , it’s a pity that the musicians were all driven away by you, brother Yun, and there is nothing to eat but no music, but it is a fly in the ointment.”
He changed the subject casually again, this is to expose the quarrel just now.
Shao Yunlang felt that this person not only looked like a sculpture made of ice and snow, but even his heart and liver were exquisitely carved.
He simply stood up, raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Isn't it just listening to the music? No need for a musician."
He walked around the screen, and came back after a while with the harp in his arms, took a cushion from the couch beside him, knelt on the floor, and played a series of clear rhythms around the harp.
Gu Yuanzheng found that he seemed to prefer brightly colored clothes, today he wore a set of rouge-colored arrow sleeves, and a cluster of begonias with dark silver patterns on his shoulders undulated with the movements of his arms, as if the night wind was blowing through the branches.
He tried a few brisk minor tunes with his hands. When his slender fingers touched the strings, he was familiar with it. After a slight pause, his fingertips suddenly passed over the strings, and the tune changed suddenly.
The young man also has a slightly hoarse voice and a clear string tone, singing slowly without much skill.
"Qinghuai wine fights for ten thousand, how many years have you been a knight in ancient times. When you meet, you will drink for the king, and you will be tied to a horse, a tall building, and a weeping willow*..."
It's not a lingering ditty, but it fits the current situation. Sitting at the junction of lights and shadows, the young man in all colors sang a song with downcast eyes.
……
Shao Yunlang wanted to go back before the general's mansion was locked, and after hearing from Gu Yuanzheng that his family would come to pick him up, he got on the boat back to the shore with peace of mind.
He stood at the bow of the boat and waved goodbye to Gu Yuanzheng, with the sparkling water behind him.
Shao Yunlang thought of something. When the boatman was a little bit farther away and the boat sailed away quietly, he suddenly raised his voice, "Brother Gu! It's really fun to swim with you tonight!"
Gu Yuanzheng was surprised, and immediately realized that what Yun Wu meant was to say: Those laughing and cheering sounds when traveling together tonight were not all just acting for others to see.
He heard the young man raise his voice and say, "Shall we climb Xixing Mountain together tomorrow?"
After a distance and the moonlight falling halfway across the lake, Shao Yunlang shook his head when he saw the green bamboo-like young man.
"Tomorrow I will return home." Gu Yuanzheng said.
Shao Yunlang was a little disappointed, but his friend was out of danger, and he breathed a sigh of relief, and finally just bowed his hands away.
"Then I wish you a safe and smooth journey!"
Gu Yuanzheng bowed his hand in return.
After the boat went away, he said softly: "Then see you in the capital, Fifth Highness."
The author has something to say: Gu: Why do you hate A?
Shao: Needless to say?If you are sweet, I will attack!You are fucking rough, I still give you a hammer!
Gu: ...
Smile and carry away.
[Absinum: install B artifact, the plus version can even install O]
*Note: Adapted from Wang Wei's "Youth Walk"
—————Bring an advance receipt—————
"Big Brother Cherry is Sweet and Soft"
Tao Ran is a goblin tree, yes, not a goblin, he talked about it.
When pretending to be a human being, Tao Yingdi was dedicated to his job and was enthusiastic about public welfare. The only thing that could be attacked by black fans was:
He goes on vacation every June to July. Since his debut, he has been unshakable. It is said that the actor has already had a child in secret marriage, and this is to spend the summer vacation with the child.
Film Emperor: Thank you!Kids are out of stock!Self-pollinating does not want objects!I just want to find a piece of soil and fill it up!
As a cherry tree that has lived for 2000 years, Tao Ran's life is going smoothly, except that picking fruit every year is like being hollowed out, and it has to change back to its original shape and plunge into the soil to cultivate.
This vacation is a little different.
He found an exceptionally fertile land!
Tao Ran wiped his saliva, blinked his bright eyes, and plunged into the soil, and then he saw...
two!
Tao Ran: Mom!I was shocked!
Later, the other monsters could no longer receive the cherries from Tao Ran, so they came to ask, but the man who opened the door was an impatient long-haired man with horns on his head.
Xuan Yi squinted his golden vertical pupils, and sneered: "Cherries? No, they've been, eaten, eaten up!"
Tao Ran: QAQ
And the paparazzi saw a mysterious man in the actor's backyard.
The man patted a juicy little cherry tree, and said coldly: "If it's too hot, hug me, I'm a cold-blooded animal."
The leaves are rattling and baaing, it's still hot!Become a small tree to cool off the heat!
The man rubbed the tree trunk with his fingertips, and asked again: "Or do you want me to change back to my original body and put it on your body?"
Tao Ran: ...
The entertainment headlines of the second day:
Shock!Actor Tao Ran's mysterious boyfriend's frontal photos are exposed, and he is suspected of being mentally handicapped!Talking to the tree in the garden! !
Xuan Yi, who was mentally retarded, sneered, picked up a certain actor and kicked open the bedroom door.
Sealed for a thousand years, the poor ghost who wakes up and goes bankrupt × the cute but capable local tyrant Cherry Shou
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