Rebirth of the slag brother

Tian Yuan opened his mouth and gasped for breath, so angry that he could only howl out one sentence, "Hurry up and wash me clean!!"

Li Jiang put down the bottle and told Tian Yuan very gently, "This thing seems to be given to me by the boss. It is imported and insoluble in water."

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!Why did such a strange and bitter thing happen to me? ?Is it really because I was too comfortable just now and didn't have the retribution to resist? ?

"Tell me... I'll take a look at the manual." Tian Yuan's hands trembled.

"Your hands are shaking so badly, is it okay?"

Tianyuan is not calm anymore, it is hot and scalding inside, I really want to stuff an ice cube in it.

Ahhh!How could I have such a perverted idea!

It's all Li Jiang's fault! !

"Li Jiang, come here!" Tian Yuan saw that Li Jiang turned around and wanted to run.

Li Jiang turned to him and said, "Don't worry, I'll get the phone, the boss will definitely find a way to buy it. Just wait for a while."

"No, you can't ask him! Absolutely not." Tian Yuan endured the extreme discomfort of being naked and jumped on Li Jiang in two steps. "You come back! You swear you must not tell him."

"Why? You're having a hard time."

"You can't tell him, if you dare to say a word, I will kill you."

Li Jiang looked up at the sky, with a distressed expression on his face, "Well, I have already dialed the number, and it seems that the connection has been made."

"Ahhh!! I'll kill you, I'll kill you!!" Tian Yuan went completely crazy.

Zhong Tianyu was so shaken by his voice that he moved his phone away, Xin An moved his ear closer curiously, "It's Brother Tian Yuan, why do you call him so unreserved?"

"How do I know." Zhong Tianyu looked at his cousin who was very close to him, his ears stretched so long that they reached his mouth, and couldn't help sticking out his tongue and licking it.

"Ah, why are you licking me!" Xin An jumped aside, covering his ears and baring his teeth.

"You stretched it out yourself." Zhong Tianyu easily mastered the art of shamelessness.Seeing that Xin An's canine teeth came out again, he frowned slowly, and said to the phone very gently and distressed, "Don't bully Tianyuan."

watt? ?

Xin An stared angrily at Zhong Tianyu with his hips akimbo. He felt sorry for another man in front of me. I can't forgive him! !

He walked over and snatched the phone from his cousin, "What's going on?"

"That one is insoluble in water." Zhong Tianyu leaned back on the chair indifferently, touched Xin Xiaoan's waist with his hands calmly, and brought the angry little cousin to his lap.

"Don't you know how to stuff ice cubes? If you don't have ice cubes, just stuff a frozen soda bottle! If you can't do it, put your dick in the freezer and stab it!!"

After howling, Xin An didn't notice that he was already sitting on his cousin's lap, "So you like it so intense." Zhong Tianyu recalled his cousin's words, wondering whether there should be some glass bottles of soda in the refrigerator.

"Yeah, which one do you think I like best?" Xin An then threw his cousin's phone back, and it hit the floor with a bang.

Zhong Tianyu felt like a cat's paws were being scratched by his question, which one do you like?I like all three, what should I do?

"Cousin, you seem very excited?" Xin An adjusted his posture and straddled his cousin with his legs apart, with his arms around his neck. "So you also like such perverted things."

"Do you like it?" Zhong Tianyu touched Xin An's back with both hands.

Sensing his cousin's reaction, Xin An squeezed it hard, "I don't like it."

Taking advantage of Zhong Tianyu's pain, Xin An quickly got up and ran, shouting at him while running, "You pervert!"

"Xin Xiaoan, are you looking for a life to take care of yourself!!!"

"Hahahahaha!!" Xin An ran away.

Over there, Tian Yuan refused to go to the hospital, and rolled on the bed in pain. Li Jiang checked the refrigerator. There was no iced soda, but only beer, which was still in cans. "You put it first."

Li Jiang thought it was fun, took another cold beer and Tian Yuan cursed, "Fuck! You are going to freeze my sons to death!"

"Pinch it, it can relieve."

"I don't want to alleviate, I want to cure!" Although the mouth said so, the body is still very cooperative. . . "I can't hold it at all!"

"Don't worry, I found a good thing!"

When Tian Yuan saw the things in Li Jiang's hands, his face turned green, "I tell you, how dare you!!"

"I'm going to peel the skin, it'll be fine in a minute."

"No, I won't allow it!!"

"I can't do without peeling the skin. Now there are pesticides on the skin. If it gets in, it will be miserable." Li Jiang is very concerned about him.

"do not..."

"Don't worry, this is very hard. I tried it just now and it won't break."

"Do not..."

"It won't be too uncomfortable, the thickness is just right, or, do you want a thicker one?"

"Get out!!" Tian Yuan picked up a pillow and threw it over.

Li Jiang took the peeled frozen cucumber, the slightly green cucumber was hard, and he knocked on the wall twice, it was very firm. "Come on, lie down."

How is that possible! !Tianyuan will only listen to him unless his brain is pumped.

want to run?Li Jiang put Tian Yuan down on the bed with a grabbing hand.

I'd rather be hot ok!!

No no, I don't want either!

"stop looking!!"

"Oh, don't worry."

"I'm in no rush!!!"

The cool feeling went down after a while, and the hot feeling came up again. Tian Yuan's leg rubbed against Li Jiang's side waist, and said, "It's not cold anymore."

. . . . . .

Li Jiang froze for a moment, "I won't."

"I teach you."

Tianyuan's eyes were blank for a while, this guy didn't seem to need guidance at all.

. . . . .

No!

"Don't clamp it so tightly. It will hurt."

"I'm in pain too, alright!!"

The two huddled together in this way, Li Jiang was a little excited for the first time, and then he couldn't control his emotions, and tears fell from Tian Yuan's eyes. After finishing, he even hugged The pillow has no strength to cry.

That's it for my own daisy. . . .Dedicated to cucumber, the second time is Li Jiang's.

Regardless of his own pain, Tian Yuan threw himself on Li Jiang's body and grabbed his ear, "What happened today!"

"Absolutely not." Li Jiang swore, "But what if the boss already knows? Shall we kill him?"

"Xin An also knows." Tian Yuan became decadent.

"Then kill them together."

Tian Yuan pointed to himself, "Then, as the person involved, I know, what should I do?"

Li Jiang suddenly suppressed him fiercely, "If you dare to tell what happened today, I will kill you!"

The phone rang, Li Jiang glanced at it, and immediately straightened up with a loyal face, "Boss."

Of course it wasn't Zhong Tianyu who made the call, he wasn't so free, Xin An was extremely curious, wanted to know what was going on with the two of them, so he dialed the number and slipped it into his cousin's hand to let him talk.

"Well, is Tianyuan better? Do you want to go to the hospital?"

"Thank you boss for your concern. Frozen cucumbers are still very good!"

"..." Tianyuan was speechless, and could only bite the pillowcase to death.

Zhong Tianyu touched his chin, frozen cucumber?He dialed the number of the property owner, "Tomorrow there will be more cucumbers as a side dish."

"Zhong Tiansheng, there is no cucumber in the side dish tomorrow, but bitter melon, do you think I want more?"

"Yes!" Bitter Gourd said yes.

Xin An was particularly discerning. Hearing such a conspiratorial conversation, he quickly grabbed a pair of trousers and put them on as he walked. The trousers were unbuttoned. He stomped on his shoes, opened the door, and ran away.