Rebirth of the slag brother

Although Xin Xiaoan spent 400 yuan, he felt good. He met the driver, Li Jiang, and his identity was not revealed, nor did he get killed because of his plans to fight for his ideals. Great!Perfect!

The thinking of local tyrants is not something ordinary people can understand.

Xin An came out of the elevator swinging the bag, went into the room and kicked the door, took off his pants, and changed his underwear! !Finally no longer need to wear SpongeBob SquarePants.

However, Xin Xiaoan's children's shoes, who were wearing new underwear, were so excited that they didn't know how to put them like this?Or ↓ put it like this?Is it placed towards the left ← like this?Or to the right → put it like this?

Ouch, it's really confusing.No matter how you put it, it is uncomfortable.There are forums asking people with obsessive-compulsive disorder that they must browse the forum at this time.

Xin An raised his own question, of course he marked it, "My question is very serious, it is related to a man's health, please take it seriously.

Netizens are very enthusiastic, have a very serious attitude, and reply very earnestly.

First floor: How do you want to put it, how to put it, this kind of question is also asked, are you a pain in the ass?

The second floor: The statement on the first floor is wrong. If the chirp is not played well, it will affect the mood of the day. If it is placed upwards, it will not feel uncomfortable during sex.Listen to me, give me a thumbs up.

Third Floor: If you don’t wear underwear, you won’t have such a problem, so take it off.

Fourth floor: Put it in the chrysanthemum.please let go!Intentionally and privately stamp the size.

Report peat!So unscrupulous!Too chastity-feeling!It's so shameless!

Quick, how do you stamp privately?I'm completely confident in my size, but it's his ass. .

"You're not a black chrysanthemum, are you?" Xin An really poked him a private message.

. . .

Zhong Tianyu frowned and looked at the computer. He also saw the post that Xin Xiaoan had just posted with the ID of peerless j. I often post on that forum myself, but I left after reading the replies at most, so I really didn't notice these two people.He spends time every day now, but he will never look through Peerless Good j's previous posts, because he has nothing to look for to abuse his heart, so he is not so cheap.

When he saw someone asking Xin An to poke and offer chrysanthemums privately, he put on his ID and rushed in, cursing this person for being immoral and endangering the society. , Some people recognized him as the person who said that he was a big jerk some time ago, and turned around and scolded Zhong Tianyu for his hypocrisy, saying that he was jealous of Peerless, but he didn't have a date with someone.

Khan, it's terrible that a brain fan has no IQ at all.

Then suddenly I saw the person who had sex with me laughed and replied, "Peerless good j poked me privately, don't be envious or jealous."

Zhong Tianyu's heart was so cold, he didn't feel envious or jealous, he just felt empty and lonely.

Pack your things and prepare to kill and go home.

On the other hand, Li Jiang, who was biting his handkerchief at the other end, felt that he was definitely being tricked today after reading this post. That eight-year-old child was definitely not a peerless good boy, and most likely he was a peerless good boy.Depend on!Fortunately, I still help you, as expected, netizens are dying of light.

Xin An went crazy when there was no one at home. He was jumping up and down at home wearing new underwear. When he thought of the man upstairs, he stood on the sofa and shouted, "Aliens are coming! Meow aliens are attacking the earth." !!"

"I am the mind of the second satellite federation organization of the beta galaxy, empire, alliance, I want to occupy your land, invade your body, occupy your heart, ravage your mind, fuck your chrysanthemum, you obediently submit Come on, wahahahahaha!!!" Sorry, I really can't remember the name.

Xin An went completely insane, took out another pair of underwear from his bag and put it on his head, and ran around the living room. When he rushed onto the sofa again, there was a loud protest sound of pounding on the ground upstairs.

"You stupid humans, quickly take off your pants and lie down and let me be lucky! Hahahahaha!"

"You played very high."

With a smile but no warmth in his voice, it was Zhong Tianyu. "Why, are you still thinking about the man upstairs? When did you become so hungry?"

Zhong Tianyu pulled off the underwear on his head, "Stupid human being, who do you want to be lucky with?"

Xin An bent his knees and knelt down on the sofa, "I'm so boring, I'm just talking casually."

"Do you know why there are so many people in rural areas?"

"I know." Xin An nodded.

Zhong Tianyu acted as if he hadn't heard it, and took off his pants while unbuttoning, "Because life is too boring and I don't have any business activities, so I always think about having sex. Once I have sex, I get pregnant, and when I get pregnant, I give birth."

"Yes, my cousin is right." Xin An said as he got off the sofa and was about to slip, "Ah!"

He dragged his cousin back and threw him on the sofa, "Not only do we have too few leisure activities, but we also don't exercise in bed at night. It is inevitable that we will feel lack of energy and energy. It seems that it is impossible to help you solve it once!"

"No, cousin! Listen to me!" Xin An began to quickly organize his words in his heart, "Well, cousin, I went out to eat today, bought underwear, and..."

"Then?"

You can't say anything about meeting netizens!What's more, Li Jiang must hide it. "I bought a cup of coffee, and then, I met a kid."

Child! !With a thunderbolt from the blue sky, Zhong Tianyu felt that his sky had collapsed, could it be Xin Xiaoan's illegitimate son? ! ! !

He raped Xin Xiaoan in his mind a hundred times in an instant, a hundred times!How to toss how to come!However, as an elite, while raping him in his heart, he put away his wretched and cruel heart, and asked with the most charming and handsome smile, "Kid, um, what then?"

Xin An swallowed, he was too cowardly now, but what can he do, it's not easy for a reborn person!How can people not bow their heads under the eaves! "Then, the kid said he was a union of some galaxy..."

"What alliance?"

"Why don't you just let it go, don't you know it's an alliance!!" Xin An yelled angrily.

"How can I do that? There are many federations, you have to find out which federation has a branch or not, should it be called a membership fee?"

Xin An was speechless, rolled his eyes in his heart, and instantly his IQ exploded to 9999, triggering his own memories, "It's the second satellite federation organization of the Langdanla Confederation of the Nansi West Empire in the β galaxy."

"Did he ask you for money?"

"No."

"Did you take the initiative to give him money?" Don't blame the liars for their high level, it's just that there are too many fools now.

"No!" Xin An tried hard not to look so deflated.

Who is Zhong Tianyu?Elite man!Because Xin An has been in the business world for so many years at a young age, he is very sensitive to money, "I gave you a thousand today. You eat, buy coffee and buy underwear. These underwear are 100 yuan a dozen outside. .”

My cousin is really sharp-eyed, and Xin An stopped immediately, "I just gave him money! It's just 400 yuan, which is not a lot!! Why are you so fierce!" It's Xin An's temper that has turned from embarrassment into anger.

"I didn't say anything, you see you are in a hurry." Zhong Tianyu saw that Xin An lost his temper, and immediately lost the momentum just now, and hugged Xin Xiaoan in his arms, "I am worried that you will be cheated."

"Do I have money for cheating? Isn't it just 1000 yuan? I don't know who is doing it, and I don't suffer from it!"

"Pants should be more comfortable to wear."

"It's very comfortable. It smells like urine anyway." Xin An played with his temper.

"I smell it."

"Go! Leave me alone."

Zhong Tianyu's hand moved around, and Xin An slapped it, but unfortunately, his cousin moved very quickly, the slap landed on his thigh abruptly, and it turned red in an instant.

Xin Xiaoan quit, "I hate you and hate you, you don't like me because of 400 yuan, I hate you!!"

"Nothing." Zhong Tianyu hurriedly touched and coaxed, it was useless to talk, Xin An was making trouble like a monkey.

Pressing his cousin on the sofa, Zhong Tianyu pulled up his thigh and kissed him, Xin Xiaoan lost his voice.

The warm and moist tongue was licking on Xin Xiaoan's thigh, the soft texture was like velvet, and the sweet feeling rushed to his heart immediately, Xin An raised his head and closed his eyes in a refreshed manner.

Very comfortable. . .

Fuck!How could I have such nasty thoughts.

Xin Anmeng recovered his senses and opened his eyes, "Cousin, no need."

"It's still red."

Nonsense, the more you lick, the more red you will be!grass!don't suck!

"Don't stop! Don't stop~~"

"Comfortable?"

"Comfortable."

"Do you want to continue?" Zhong Tianyu induced, reaching out and stroking his cousin's mammoth while asking.

"..." Saying no is too fake, saying yes, isn't it too shameless?

"Do you want it?" Zhong Tianyu pressed Xin Xiaoan hard through his underwear. .He leaned forward and kissed, rubbing his chin repeatedly.

grass!Don't be like this! "Cousin~~"

"Huh?" Being so fast, does it mean that I can make him very impulsive now?

"You're too shameless." Damn, I'm so comfortable, what should I do?

"At your service." Rub!Why did you accidentally kneel and lick?Must not let the elite know.

Xin An bit his lip, shameless, shameless, even his cousin is shameless, what else do he want.

Touching my cousin's hair with one hand, pressing down on his head, straightening up slightly, "Continue."

(I'm very sorry for the timing. Please read this chapter and go back to 85.)