Rebirth of the slag brother

"Cousin, I really don't think so. How can I be so bad?" Xin An's innocent eyes matched Shrek's cat.

The Land Rover, with one eye off, glides forward smoothly, full of power, which is enough to prove that even blind people will not affect their sex-life.The surrounding cars tried to avoid him as much as possible, and were considerate not to cause him secondary harm, "You are purely concerned about my...physiological problems?"

"of course."

"Of course what? Of course you care about me, or of course you care about my physical problems?"

"Everyone cares." Xin An swallowed, feeling that his cousin's eyes were a bit unfriendly.

Zhong Tianyu is just smiling. On the surface, the cloud is calm, but the lower body is still uncomfortable. It is basically impossible to force it down, because the person he likes is sitting next to him, but it is also impossible to masturbate by himself. The reason is very Simple, Xin Xiaoan is still sitting there, should he park the car by himself, take off his pants and start masturbation?He really doesn't have such a thick skin, he really can't do such a shameless thing.

He scouted the terrain left and right, why is there no jungle, swamp, etc., not even a place to hide, which is really inconvenient. It would be great if there were small forests, lush, not only beautiful, but also environmentally friendly, not only environmentally friendly, in high winds How exciting it is to hide in the woods on a dark night.

Xin Xiaoan's clothes were half-faded, lying on the tree trunk with buttocks pouted, Zhong Tianyu kept working behind him, tilling, the sound of physical collision was very abrupt in the silent grove, but the more nervous the more exciting, Zhong Tianyu The movements became louder and louder, and Xin Xiaoan's sweet groans almost drove him crazy. When they were about to soar into the sky and the two of them were about to reach the great harmony of life, a voice sounded like thunder on the ground.

"Cousin!! Brake! Fell into the ditch!!!"

Just like beating up, don't be obscene while driving, it's easy to pay the price of life!

Fortunately, the Land Rover was relatively reliable, and they were wearing seat belts. When the car rushed out of the driveway and entered the lawn and got stuck in the gutter, it finally did not fall into the river.Xin Xiaoan was sweating from fright, and after finally finding his heartbeat, he cursed, "You're going to kill me, you!! What the hell are you thinking! I'm just... Seventeen, okay. I almost killed you!" Come on!" He almost said that he was twenty.

I'm really going to lie, if I fall into the river, I'm probably going to die. I've already died once, and this one died again before the full moon. Even Lord Hades will despise him.

Zhong Tianyu was also terrified. It was the first time he was so erotic while driving. His brother also softened in this sudden accident. After hearing Xin An's roar, a layer of sweat broke out on his back. The pain of his beloved seemed to break into his heart alive, causing his nose to sore and his heart to be cut alive.Fortunately, Xin An is fine, if there is a problem, it will not be enough to die a hundred times.

No, not right.Zhong Tianyu thought, if Xin An died, he couldn't die, he must live, and he would live for a long time.Every day, you have to feel the pain caused by Xin An's death, feel it well, feel the despair, feel the pain like falling into the cold winter, feel the meaningless life.To live is to give oneself the greatest punishment.

"Xiao An."

Xin An's delicate body trembled, did she scold her too much?But obviously my cousin is very resistant to scolding, and it's not like I haven't scolded someone who is more fierce than this, so why cry, "Cousin..."

Stretching out his hand, his fingertips were trembling, rubbing Xin Xiaoan's earlobe, it was a little cold, and he didn't say until it was warmed up, "Xiao An, I'm sorry."

"It's okay." Xin An didn't move, letting him pinch and rub his ears.Looking at Zhong Tianyu's appearance, he remembered the scene he saw after his death, his cousin's downfall and his confession.It was such a comfortable time, I almost forgot about it.Memory is a bit fuzzy.

"Hey! Are you hurt? Need help?" someone shouted from above.

Zhong Tianyu pressed the car window and shook his hand and shouted at him, "I'm not injured, I'll call for help, thank you."

Taking out the phone and preparing to dial, Xin An sighed deeply, "This time there was bloodletting. Originally, I was to blame for the headlight being damaged, but you were the one who almost destroyed the car."

"If one survives, there will be future fortunes."

"Damn it, damn it, I don't want to die at all."

After making the phone call, Zhong Tianyu got out of the car and took a look. The site was fine, the oil pipes were not broken, and the car wasn't too badly damaged, but the left side was rubbed a little harder.Go back to the car, "wait for rescue."

"Yeah." I can only wait in the car, do I still want to go for a walk by the river?Thinking of the car falling into the water when he gave directions to others that day, he suddenly couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?"

Where would Xin An tell him, but the blatant refusal obviously seemed petty, "Then what were you thinking when you were driving just now? You were so preoccupied?" Shifting the focus is the last word.

I care - kinky you! "I was wondering how much it would cost to repair the car." Zhong Tianyu suspected that he was going to be smart.

How could Xin An believe it, the tent was still propped up just now, "Really?" He leaned over and asked.

I don't know how to write the four words, he will never know, so Zhong Tianyu is not polite, "Do you really want to know?"

"forget about it."

"late."

He grabbed Xin An's hand and covered it on his crotch, "Help me with it."

I rub it, "What are you doing?"

"It's in the doctor's office, the way I made it for you."

You are so kind! "Won't."

"Then I'll take off your pants."

"Damn! You beast, you still think about this after all this." Hey, Nima, this doesn't fit my identity!I'm his cousin, not Xiao Shou!

"Then hurry up and think about how I can help you." With your rich experience, don't you know how to do it?It's completely deliberate not to help my cousin, it's too much, and it doesn't respect the elderly at all.

Xin An felt the heat from his subordinates become stronger and stronger, and the atmosphere was very tense, "You find someone else! I'm not yours."

"Say it again." The cousin was angry.

Xin Anding was sweating wildly there, saying no in his mind, but why did he stretch out his hand like that!It's definitely a demon!

As long as you masturbate once, there will definitely be a second nth time in the future. Maybe you will roll into bed at some point, absolutely not.

When he was still conversing with himself to determine his uneasy future, Hao Teng had already arrived at Zheng Jiaxi's place and gave him medicine, but he refused to take it, "I'm fine, I don't feel bad anymore."

"Then you eat once too."

"No need." Zheng Jiaxi took the cup and put it on the table, "I'm glad you can come, I'm afraid you won't come."

"We have been friends for so many years, how can I ignore you when you are sick, besides, I am a doctor."

"Well, I thought you would be in the pharmaceutical business, but I didn't expect to be a doctor."

"It's more interesting to torture patients." Hao Teng said jokingly.

Zheng Jiaxi seemed to remember it suddenly, "The hospital competing for the bid this time is your hospital."

Hao Teng naturally thought of it, regardless of whether the quota can be won, as long as the hospital will be dispatched, but he has not taken the initiative to inquire, so, "It is a good thing that the hospital wants to improve."

This topic did not continue, because Hao Teng was about to leave, "If you feel uncomfortable, remember to take medicine, I will put it here." He shook a small medicine bottle and put it down, "Let's go first."

"Going on a date?" Suppressing the jealousy in her heart, Zheng Jiaxi tried her best to make her voice sound peaceful.

Hao Teng just smiled and didn't answer, "Let's go."

"Be careful on the road."

Hao Teng closed the door and entered the elevator. He felt that he didn't understand Zheng Jiaxi more and more.Called Bai Zhengxin, Zhong Tianyu was not here today, Tian Yuan was sick, Special Assistant Bai was very busy, seeing that it was a call from a perverted doctor, he felt very irritable for no reason.

"What? I'm busy."

"I want to remind you not to forget that I have an appointment with you for dinner tonight."

"It might be a little late."

"I'll wait for you, I'll wait for you at your house."

Bai Zhengxin thought he heard it wrong, "What? Whose family?"

"Your home."

"How do you know where I put the key?" Was this guy sent by a monkey?

Hao Teng laughed softly, "I didn't know just now, but now I know."

"Fuck!" For the first time, Special Assistant Bai felt that he was stupid. In front of perverts, he really couldn't take it lightly.

"Remember, I'll wait for you at home."

After hanging up the phone, Bai Zhengxin was thinking about the last sentence, waiting for you at home.Nima, why is there a sweet pink mood in my heart?Press me down quickly!It’s just that there are multiple people in the family. I used to have a good life myself, so I don’t need multiple people to accompany me!

Hao Teng drove to the door of Bai Zhengxin's house and looked under the floor mat, but there was no key.There are no flower pots or anything. I looked up at the meter box on the higher side, and found that there was a baffle on it that formed a triangle, and it should be there.

I jumped up and touched it with my hand, the board fell off, and a bunch of keys could be vaguely seen behind it.Use the board to scrape the key off, ok.

The anti-theft door is difficult to guard against house thieves, so it was opened, and then it was inside.Seeing a few pieces of clothing scattered on the sofa in the room, Hao Teng's obsessive-compulsive disorder relapsed. Enduring his drowsiness, Bai Zhengxin first cleaned the room and then washed the clothes. Put the ones that needed dry cleaning into bags, and even cleaned the bathroom. .

Take a shower and sleep well.Lying on Bai Zhengxin's bed sloppily, Hao Teng closed his eyes and began to think about whether he should buy something. If he always comes to live, he should buy something, otherwise he would be embarrassed, although he can also live in his own house, but Comrade Xiaobai is shameless. Thin.

An enlarged double bed is a must, and a widened sofa is also a must. Should there be some handrails in the bathroom? In case sex in the bathroom can increase the fun and save energy, some time ago I watched a video and found that the posture in it is good, although it is a bit difficult, from the doctor's point of view, Comrade Xiaobai can do it completely. . .