Rebirth of the slag brother

Xin An was wandering in his own world, but suddenly felt something was wrong, "What's wrong?"

"The car behind us is following us."

Xin An looked back, and saw that there were all cars behind, but they were all late, "They all went home after get off work."

"There's a van that's been following me for a long time."

"Where to start?" Xin An was startled.

"It hasn't been long since I left the hospital."

Xin Xiaoan looked back again, "You haven't offended anyone recently, have you?" He was afraid that the van would crash into him without fear of death or something, please, I haven't lived enough.

Zhong Tianyu smiled, "Why don't you say you recruited it?"

"Me?" Xin An thought for a while, "Reporter?"

"Maybe. You, the great god, have disappeared for so long. I'm afraid that those magazines and newspapers with poor sales are trying to dig up some news about you."

"Cut." Xin An said disdainfully, but still covered the lunch box in his hand and put it aside, and put something against it, for fear that it would be overturned in a while.Then take out a piece of paper to wipe your mouth, and then look in the mirror. . . .

"Xiao An!" Zhong Tianyu was really helpless, "You are already very handsome, there is no need to take any more photos."

"I can be more handsome," Xin An put down the mirror and asked, "Don't you think I'm very decadent like this! Will I not be on camera?"

The corners of Zhong Tianyu's mouth twitched, Xin An is still Xin An, he will never miss the opportunity to show his face, he doesn't care what you write, but the photos must be good-looking, the angle must be good, the layout must be large, and no half of the layout is allowed I won't let you shoot!

"Do you want to put on some lip balm?" Zhong Tianyu asked jokingly.

Xin An shook his head, "No need, I just finished eating the roast duck!" It was oily.

Zhong Tianyu couldn't take it anymore, he flashed right and got out of the motorway, parked the car on the side of the road and laughed wildly while holding the steering wheel.

Xin An frowned, "What are you laughing at?" It was like a psychopath.

The cousin ignored him, raised his head slightly, and saw Xin An's greasy pouting mouth from the rearview mirror, and now he couldn't stop laughing, tears came out of his laughter.

Xin Xiao'an kicked him with his feet angrily, Zhong Tianyu hid to the side, and Xin An pressed his armpit against him.Zhong Tianyu was afraid of ticklish, so he grabbed his intact foot, "Kick me?"

"I just kicked you!" Xin An said fiercely.

Zhong Tianyu didn't say a word, he grabbed the soles of his feet and scratched wildly, Xin Xiaoan couldn't take it anymore, he laughed so hard that he almost lost his breath, he couldn't pull his feet back, and he was about to cry after a while, "Please... Please, I can't do it. ... let go."

Hearing his crying, Zhong Tianyu let go.Xin An gasped for breath and almost cried, he was afraid of itching, he wanted to die when it was so itchy, you were so uncomfortable that you scratched your heart and wanted to cry.It took a long time to slow down.

She looked tender and tearful, her body limp behind her as if she had just been covered by something. Of course, this was the spring emotion in Zhong Tianyu's eyes, and it was indeed the embarrassment in Xin An's eyes.

He quickly sat up and tidied his clothes, frantically combed his hair, and then saw the same van parked 50 meters behind, opened the door and went down.Zhong Tianyu said "don't go" and was thrown in the door.

It's really not worrying at all!Zhong Tianyu turned off the engine and got out of the car to follow his cousin, otherwise if a fight broke out, Xin An's fighting skills would be appalling, and he would be laughed to death if he went to the hospital now.

However, when Zhong Tianyu heard their conversation after passing by, he once again felt that his abdominal muscles had been exercised.Can't laugh, bear it!But I can't help it.

"You are not a reporter? You are not a reporter, you follow us to fuck!!"

"Brother, I didn't follow you, I just lost my way."

"Why didn't you follow! I've come here from the hospital!!"

"I'm going to the No. [-] Hospital, but who knew I'd arrived at the No. [-] Hospital. I wanted to go up the elevated highway, but I couldn't get down. Brother, I really didn't follow you, can you take your hands away first, I can't breathe~~"

"Who are you lying to!!" Xin An was furious.

The driver was crying, "Brother, what I said is true, I found a car to guide me after I got lost, and it cost 100 yuan, but when you jumped in line just now, I couldn't see him. ...You said that my [-] is in vain like this, it is not easy for us to make money, brother..."

"Lead the way, huh?" Xin An smiled kindly, "I will show you the way for free, follow this road and turn left at the intersection, then turn right at the second intersection, go straight and don't turn, remember No, don’t turn, don’t look back, drive straight, go forward and never back down, and we’re here.”

"Thank you, brother."

"Where did you point him?" Zhong Tianyu got into the car and asked.

"In the river!" If I remember correctly.

City A has a river running through the whole city, called Xiangxi River, which has become a scenic spot because egrets nest there.

Just now when Xin An gritted his teeth and said, Zhong Tianyu was also following this route in his mind, and vaguely felt that the final destination was there, but he still wondered if his cousin said it casually, but it turned out otherwise, it was obviously intentional.

Xin An sat in the back and gritted his teeth. Grandma, it's a good thing he packed up and went on, but he didn't expect to be lost!What are you doing, wasting your feelings.Letting you fall into the river is my brother's kindness.

Fuck!Suddenly thought of a question, if he really fell into the river, would it be retribution to me again! Just now I forgot in my head, but now I think of it and feel all kinds of unsafe.

Feeling the car stopped firmly, Zhong Tianyu turned off the ignition, Xin An came back to his senses, "What's wrong?"

"Got home."

The car door was opened, and Xin An was still looking around blankly, oh, yes, this is my cousin's house, and I have been staying at his house during this period of time.

He moved his buttocks and was about to get out of the car. Just as he stepped out of the car door with one foot, Xin An felt dizzy before his eyes, and the sound of the shutter of the camera was endless.

what happened?His mind was temporarily unable to think because of the flashing lights, but Zhong Tianyu covered his eyes, "It's a reporter."

This time it's really a reporter! !

Without saying a word, Xin Xiaoan pushed Zhong Tianyu out of the car and closed the door, his movements were as fast as lightning and thunder.

Zhong Tianyu felt baffled by his push, and the reporter was also stunned, but they were all reporters, and they clicked on the car in an instant, and then focused on Zhong Tianyu. At this time, Xin Xiaoan was sitting In the car, he was nervously arranging his hair and clothes. This was the first time he had faced a reporter since his rebirth, so he had to leave a good impression.

"Excuse me, Mr. Zhong, are you coming back from the hospital?"

"Mr. Zhong, is the rumor that Xin An was injured and hospitalized a few days ago true?"

"Mr. Zhong, will you sue the person who injured Xin An this time?"

"Who told you that Xiao An was injured?" Zhong Tianyu didn't want to talk at first, but fortunately, the Xin family's villa has been taken care of before, and the neighbors won't meddle in their own business, and the property owner won't talk nonsense.But the more they listened to what they said, the more they went too far. Xiao An obviously didn't do anything this time, so why couldn't they let him go?

The car door opened, and a foot wearing a slipper stretched out, and then, Xin Xiaoan got out like a superstar.

After closing the car door, he leaned against the car door and looked at a group of reporters and the security guards who were waiting sternly.

It cannot be denied that even wearing slippers, Xin An is charming, unlike Zhong Tianyu's stable and handsome, Xin An is a bit evil, and the corners of his mouth curl up when he smiles, which is a bit wicked. In fact, he can smile normally, and he can smile very innocently , very happy, but there is nothing worth making him laugh out loud, pure and clean.Therefore, his smile is mostly ridicule, sarcasm, and indifference, and in the eyes of others, it is even more arrogant.

Everyone is familiar with Xin An'ai's photographic traits. He hurriedly picked up the camera and snapped a picture, with all kinds of light in front and backlight. Passers-by who didn't know it in the distance thought it was a car advertisement.

Seeing that everyone's photos were almost finished, Xin An smiled and said, "Everyone, I just accidentally fell down the stairs at home. Why do you say I was injured and hospitalized?"

"May I ask if Master Xin fell by himself or was pushed by someone else?"

"Who pushed? My father or my mother? Believe it or not, I will sue you for defamation!"

"May I ask why Master Xin didn't go back to his home? Do you think living in Mr. Zhong's house will affect his life?"

Xin An tilted his head, the impact?How will it affect? "He is my cousin and my family, how can it affect him?"

"Could it be that Mr. Zhong is still single and has nothing to do with you?"

Of course he has to be single!Otherwise, who will take care of me in the future!His relationship and love will no longer belong to me in the future, which is unacceptable! !

The inner roar can't be expressed, Xin An smiled deeper, "Now being single can only mean that the fate has not yet arrived, if one day my cousin's other half shows up, I will definitely bless them." Possibly, any man or woman, male or female, as long as he gets close to his cousin, he will die!

(Although it is very old-fashioned, but the first thanks to Zhizhi, the second thanks to the message, the third thanks to the vote, and the fourth thanks to the collection)

Especially for those who are caressed by Haima, they must be caressed and kissed a hundred times! ╭(╯3╰)╮