Rebirth of the slag brother

Xin An: Cousin, look at these chapters, I am quite normal, there are still a lot of romantic lines, shame on my face~~

Zhong Tianyu: I'm confessing my love, do you have the nerve to be funny?

Xin An: Cousin, don't do this.It is said that it is an incestuous love, but it will be very cruel!

Zhong Tianyu: You are such a foodie and a dick, I think I am looking for abuse.

Turn the book. . .

Xin An: Cousin, I want to get out of the rhythm of the second-hand!Don't say I can eat!

Zhong Tianyu: Xiaoan, you haven't woken up yet!Then sleep.

Xin An: I want to become normal!

Zhong Tianyu: Have you ever seen a foodie go on a diet?Forget it, it's impossible.

Xin An: You call me a foodie! !

Zhong Tianyu: Good boy, foodie is a compliment to you.It is a blessing to be able to eat. You see, the little pigs are so cute that they only eat and sleep.

A few days later

Xin An: Cousin!You see I bought a little fragrant pig.

Zhong Tianyu: Fork it out for me! !

Xin An: No! ! (heart-piercing)

Half a month later

Xin An: (crying) Cousin, the boss clearly said that it won’t grow big, why is it only half a month long and it is 1.5 meters long, woo woo~~

Zhong Tianyu: He will eat as many meals as you eat, can you not gain weight?

Xin An: So what should we do?It's not cute at all now. .

night. .

Zhong Tianyu: Come, Xiao An, eat braised pork.

Xin An: It's delicious!Where did you buy it?

Zhong Tianyu: Free range.

Xin An: It's just different.

The next day

Xin An: Hey, where is my little piggy?

Zhong Tianyu: Didn't you eat last night?

Xin An:. . . .

Crying heartbreaking and shock. .Sobbing: Cousin, can I raise another little pig? (licks lips)