Rebirth of the slag brother

"I used to pee on you when you were young." Zhong Tianyu bit Xin An's ear.

Xin An was lucky in silence, "You see, for the sake of my hard work today to help you take a bath, and also to help you make an appointment with a designer, can you leave the toilet for me first?"

Zhong Tianyu didn't let go of his hand, and said silently, "If I remember correctly, I was injured because of you. The original designer was run away by you. What you are doing now is not a redemption, it is also a sin. It should." Finally, his voice trailed off, and he used his free hand to comb the back of Xin An's hair and stroke his neck.

"Cousin, did you mean it?"

"Piss fast!"

"Fuck!!"

"Don't talk dirty!"

Haw was played, Xin An wanted to cry, but Zhong Tianyu whistled beside him.The fur underneath has grown a bit, and it's not as sticky as it was at first, Zhong Tianyu thought it would be better to shave off the hair.

Xin An resigned himself to closing his eyes, the restroom was almost silent except for the two people breathing, he held his breath for a long time before peeing, feeling a little uncomfortable, Xin An stood for a long time before he recovered, turned his head and gave him a white look , "If I have a loose bladder in the future, it will be your fault."

"Don't worry, I'll put a diaper on for you." Zhong Tianyu pulled up his trousers, and leaned forward, feeling Xin An's buttocks shrink, "Flush."

Xin An didn't want to say anything anymore, he was afraid of hearing his cousin say something shocking and shameless again.As a result, Zhong Tianyu was completely brooding over Xin An's understanding of Zhuzhu today, "Xin An, do you know how to wear a ring?"

"I know." I rely on it.He wanted to slap his mouth, "I don't know very well, I've heard it. Compared with many foreign rock singers, they wear nose rings and tongue rings."

Hurry up and send a flood to wash me away!You can rush anywhere.

Xin An's resentment was deep, because he had noticed Zhong Tianyu scanning his whole body with X-ray eyes.

"What are you doing!"

"take a look."

Take a look!I don't know how to wear rings! "I fear pain."

"You can take anesthesia."

"...Damn it!" Xin An felt that he really ignored him this time, and absolutely ignored everything he said.

Sitting in front of the computer, he suddenly remembered the child he met a few days ago, and he agreed to give him a badge.So I started searching online stores for shops that can customize badges.If you want to do it, do it well.It is obviously not cost-effective to make one, so make ten and get one free.Xin An ordered ten bronze ones, with names ranging from captain to captain, and even one for a teacher and one for a student.He was thinking about the day when Zhong Tianyu would wear the teacher's badge and sit on a chair to play-fly-plane for himself to see.

"Kinky-what are you laughing at?"

"How did you get in?"

"This is my home." Zhong Tianyu shook the keys in his hand, "It's time to sleep, it's not good for your eyes if you stare at the computer like this, I will send you the files you want tomorrow." It's rare for Xin An to be serious Things can't dampen his enthusiasm.

"I'm not playing." Xin An pouted, "I told you that I met a child a few days ago. I promised him to give him a badge."

Zhong Tianyu stood there looking at Xin An who turned off his phone after finishing the work, and couldn't help but walk over and pat his head, "Grow up."

Apparently embarrassed by such words and touches, Xin An moved, "That's a child, it's not easy to deceive people." The more you speak, the lower your voice, is there still a small number of people you have deceived?

"He will be very happy. Since you said it, he will definitely take it seriously and wait every day."

Xin An looked up at his cousin, "Then it's been a long time, does he think I've lied to him?"

"No. It's just a surprise for him." He took Xin An to his bedroom and said as he walked, "Tell my cousin, what is that child like? It must be very special, otherwise how could I miss you so much?" .”

"...Cousin, are you jealous?"

"No."

"That's jealousy."

"how come!"

really not?But why do I just feel something is wrong?Wait a moment. . "Why do I have to sleep here?" Xin An finally came to his senses after retweeting him and covering him with the quilt.

The next day Zhong Tianyu sent the information to Xin An early in the morning, and Xin An hurriedly sent it to Xiao Danchen after waking up.I was very bored at home, I looked at the time, it seemed that I was in time for the second class.

So, Xin An happily packed his backpack and went to school.

At the moment when he stood on the campus, Xin An was so excited that he almost shed tears. Soon, this place will change his life's destiny. From here, he will approach key universities, get rid of the infamy of his previous life, and become a good person again.

selected by time. . .Very bad, it happened to be the end of get out of class, and the students were all standing in the corridor outside, and many of them were on the playground. When Xin An walked in, the noisy campus immediately fell silent.

Being watched by so many pairs of eyes, even a celebrity would feel a little stage fright, not to mention everyone is like a wolf like a tiger.

Xin An held his head high, thinking of you weaklings in his heart.Speaking of strong psychological hints, it is very magical. In an instant, he felt a breath of a weak person rushing towards his face. If he hadn't been very restrained recently, and his steps were not vain at all, otherwise he would easily be blown away by the powerful breath of the weak. arrive.

As he walked, he looked at the group of students with scrutiny, including Xiang Yi from Class [-] and He Ru from Class [-] who started the game.

"he came."

"Yes. It's finally here."

"Yes."

"The results will be known soon."

"Hmph, you will lose badly."

"It's obvious that you don't have STDs for coming so quickly."

"Just look at it when you go to the bathroom and you'll know."

Xiang Yi and He Ru's eyes collided with each other several times, and they could hit the fire.A gust of wind blows by, even if the eyes covered by the disheveled hair can't stop the enthusiasm of the gamblers.

The class bell rang, and Xin An walked into the classroom calmly, looking for it amidst the attention of the students. .My own seat, shit, my seat! !

Chu Yuanlong waved at him, pointing to the empty table next to him.

"Damn it, why did I sit with you? Or the last row?" Xin An touched the table, it was okay, it was clean.

"Fuck, I clean it every day! If I hadn't taken you in, your desk would have been thrown out." Chu Yuanlong showed a smug expression.

I've been squeezed to the last row, and you still discharge me!

Later, Chu Yuanlong's words made Xin An feel that it was a mistake to come to school today, "Xin An, why did you come today. This class is an exam!"

"What!!"

He was so excited that his voice was loud, and the students in front covered their mouths and laughed, as if they were watching a good show, just wanting to see how Xin An would make a fool of himself.

Fuck!This blow is really too big, the exam, what a test!

Looking at the teacher who walked in and the papers he was holding, Xin An's head hurt even more, math! !

Mathematics is Xin Xiaoan's nightmare, so much so that before his death, Xin An would be awakened by the face of the math teacher when he dreamed back at midnight. It seems that this nightmare will continue.

"You are very hot, sweating so much." Chu Yuanlong was very concerned about him.

Xin An wiped off his sweat, "This time it's a duck again."

"Impossible, you score more than 20 points every time."

Xin An looked at him, do you want to fight!

"Hey, Xin An is here." The math teacher had good eyesight and immediately spotted Xin An at the back.

"Hello Mr. Li."

The classroom, which was originally a little laughing, fell silent in an instant, and Xin An actually said hello to the teacher?This matter can be published in the school newspaper.

"What a coincidence that you came. This class is an exam." Teacher Li shook the paper in his hand.

Xin An pulled out an incomparably tragic smile.

Looking at the test paper, Xin An picked up a few questions that he knew how to do, but the paper was still in vain, what should we do?There is no answer sheet here, so you can't put it on the ground and step on it.

Copy Chu Yuanlong?Slightly raised his head, damn it! ~Why are you always staring at me!Do I copy it?You look down on me so much.

Perhaps it was because Xin Xiaoan would not be able to pass the copy, and Chu Yuanlong was also scratching his head, and the math teacher soon gave up monitoring them.

The mobile phone vibrated twice in the schoolbag, took it out and looked at it, it was an email from Xiao Danchen, indicating that the document had been received.Xin An didn't know whether it was a flash of inspiration or a spirit possessed, but he had an intuition that Xiao Danchen must be a good learner with a high IQ.

I took a photo of the test paper and sent it to him, and added three exclamation marks to show that I was in a hurry.

Sure enough, Xin An's intuition was very accurate, and within a short while, the email was sent, half-written and half-written, so Xin An wrote and then sent it over there, without delaying time.

"Simply a genius!" Xin An was elated.His premonition was right, Xiao Danchen was a genius, he was the number one student when he was a student, and basically didn't need to study for homework, until he encountered that incident, everything stopped.However, although the accident affected his brain, it did not affect his IQ, which is considered a blessing in misfortune.

When Xin An handed the test paper to the math teacher, the math teacher was dumbfounded immediately, let alone whether the answer was right or not, just writing every question is weird in itself.As far as Xin An's IQ is concerned, guessing is very difficult.What's more, after a quick glance, it's all right!

The score came out in the afternoon. Xin An made a mistake in a question. The last big question was left blank. He did it on purpose.

But just like that, he was also number one in the class, and the news immediately caused a sensation in the third grade.

The bottom one in ten thousand years actually became the first in the class on the first day of class.

"Xin An, what do you want to say?" the math teacher asked him depressedly holding the paper.

Xin An smiled and said, "Even illness can't stop me from studying, thank you!"