Improper stepping stone for men

The old emperor understood it in an instant, but he was dubious in his heart.

If you don't believe it, this person does have a mysterious origin, even the capable people under him can't find out the source, but you have to believe it...

He simply asked? Dao?: "In that case, why would Dao grow? Don't you know the art of longevity?"

"No one in this world can live forever," Yang Yan emphasized the word "this", "Has your Majesty ever heard of one flower, one world, and one tree, one bodhi?"

"Isn't that an allusion from Buddhism?" The old emperor was stunned.

"'Tao?' There has never been a sect. It's just that someone happened to realize it. The world learned from him, and from it he realized his own 'Tao?'."

The old emperor was stunned by him for a while, and after a while, he simply gave up entanglement with sectarian issues, and asked? Dao?: "Tao? Chang means that there are countless worlds, and Dao? Chang, you came from another world?"

Yang Yan shook his head again, and said: "Don't say it."

The old emperor directly made up what he said: I am, but I can't say it.

"Dare to ask? Dao? Long," he tentatively asked, "Is there any longevity in another world?"

"There is nothing eternal and immortal," Yang Yan's words shattered his fantasy. The disappointment on the old emperor's face could no longer be concealed, but? Listen to him again? "But the word eternity can also be discussed relatively .”

"How short is a human's life? Ten years, but mayflies live and die overnight. Your Majesty thinks that a person's lifespan is eternal for mayflies?"

The old emperor bowed his head and pondered for a moment, his eyes lit up, and said: "A few years? Ten years are short for humans, but? If someone lives for tens of thousands of years, it is almost eternal, if not eternal, for humans. ?Long, I understand!"

Yang Yan didn't answer, but smiled.

The old emperor was encouraged, his thoughts became clearer, he couldn't help standing up and walking back and forth: "The world I live in has restrictions that don't allow longevity, but people in another world may not be able to live for tens of millions of years, as long as Go? Go to another world, and you can get? Longevity, Dao? Long, Is that right?"

"Don't say it." Yang Yan still shook his head.

The old emperor was used to it, and he directly understood it as affirmative, but he immediately had doubts: "Then why did the Taoist leader come to this world?"

"Don't say it." Yang Yan still used these three words, but at the end? He told him a story.

It is said that a person was sleeping at his desk in the wild one day, and was suddenly awakened by someone in a daze, and then followed that

People go to play in a city that has never been heard of, and another city that has never heard of it sends troops to attack.

The man was trapped in the city, so he had to resist together with the local people. After holding on for more than a month, he was still captured by the enemy. The man was about to die under the rebellious army. Suddenly, a flood from heaven swept him and the enemy army Walk.

When he woke up from the coma, he found that he was still lying on the original case. It was raining heavily, and the experience of the previous month seemed to be just a dream.

However, he accidentally discovered that the water on the ground flowed to a big tree, and the bark was washed away, revealing an ant nest, which was exactly the same as the topography of the city in his dream.

The ant nest was being attacked by termites, but because of the heavy rain, the ground formed a stream of water and rushed into the ant nest. Both the ants and the termites were washed away by the water. He peeled off the bark and found a termite. , the location is exactly the same as the direction of the enemy city in Dream City.

After the story was told, Yang Yan looked at the dumbfounded old emperor and asked, "Does your majesty think that man just had a dream? Or did he really turn into an ant in his sleep and go to the world of ants?" Woolen cloth?"

"I don't know." The old emperor subconsciously? The ants who brought himself into the ant nest that was washed away by the water felt a little sour for a while. It turns out that in the eyes of some people, the vast world he lives in can only Is it really an ant nest?

In the eyes of those people, he is proud to lead the people, is he also like the ant emperor who is leading a group of ants struggling to survive? Ridiculous?

The old emperor's heart was almost overwhelmed by unwillingness, but soon he came to his senses, wasn't the person in front of him just his chance?

The heroic fire suddenly ignited in his eyes, and he walked around the desk and came to him, looking at him with piercing eyes: "Please tell me? Master, teach me, how can I go to another world?"

Yang Yan sighed softly and said: "But if you do good deeds, don't ask about your future."

The old emperor was a little disappointed: "Tao? Master, can't you give me one or two pointers? I am willing to build Dao? Temple for Dao? Chang, and offer it with incense from the world."

"No need to do that," Yang Yan shook his head, this kind of incense in the world is useless to him at all, "In ancient times, there was a Nuwa who created a human being with great merit to become holy, Your Majesty may give it a try."

"How dare I compare myself with Nv? Empress Wa?" The old emperor was stunned.

"Does Your Majesty want to become a saint?" Yang Yan looked at him strangely.

The old emperor was stunned for a moment, then reacted suddenly, yes!His goal is not to become a saint, he just wants to break away from

Ant-like fate, go? To another world.

Sanctification requires as much merit as creating a human being, and his requirements are simpler, and the merits required must not be so much.

"In fact, your Majesty's starting point is higher than others," Yang Yan said in a persuasive manner. "Just imagine, Your Majesty, if ordinary people want to accumulate merit, even if they do good deeds every day, how many people can they help in their lifetime? The rich can donate money." Helping others, being an official can benefit one side? And your Majesty, as the king of a country..."

"I lead the people, as long as I implement a benevolent government and make the people live and work in peace and contentment, it is my merit!" The old emperor understood what he meant, and continued his words.

But? Immediately afterwards he frowned again: "But since I ascended the throne, I have thought that I will be strict with the government and love the people. I work hard every day and dare not relax in the slightest. I dare not be compared with the Three Emperors and Five Emperors. But... I have also fulfilled my duty as an emperor. , isn't that enough?"

The old emperor can really boast. If he really didn't relax at all, how could he appear here?

However, according to the memory of the original owner, he did a good job before, but after three years, his health will deteriorate day by day, and he will gradually become a little dizzy, and he also believes in Buddhism, ignoring government affairs all day long Trying to live forever.

"Of course it's not enough!" Yang Yan unceremoniously broke his self-righteous fantasy, "Did your Majesty go there in person? Have you seen it? Can everyone under your rule have enough to eat and not be hungry? Can everyone in winter Do you have clothes to wear so you won’t freeze to death?”

"Is the politics clear and clear? Can the common people go out with peace of mind without being bullied? Have the offenders been punished? Do you dare to guarantee that there will be no unjust prisons in the world?"

After a series of questions, the old emperor, who was still a little complacent, suddenly broke out in a cold sweat. It turned out that he thought he had governed the country well, but in the eyes of the immortal, he was worthless?

He tried to save himself: "But what Dao? Chang said, no emperor has been able to do it since ancient times, right?"

"The previous emperors couldn't do it, but that doesn't mean your majesty can't do it either," Yang Yan said with a smile, "after all, only your majesty is destined to meet the poor."

The old emperor's eyes lit up, and then he said with regret: "It's a pity that I didn't meet the Daoist priest when I was young, and now I don't know this body? How many more years do I have to live?"

"If Your Majesty has the heart, maybe the poor can help you a little bit."

"So Dao? Does Chang really have an elixir?" The old emperor couldn't help but said, "I'm no longer

Extravagantly seeking longevity, as long as you can live a few more years, you will benefit the common people. "

"How can pills be eaten indiscriminately?" Yang Yan shook his head and said, "Your Majesty, a mortal body, cannot bear the power of the elixir. If you swallow it, you will explode and die. As for the pills in this world, according to poor Do you know that everything is poisonous."

"Then Fang? Cai Dao? The chief also said that he would help me..." The old emperor was a little messy.

"If you are sick, of course you need to take medicine. Your majesty is poor? Get a pulse." After speaking, Yang Yan took his hand and pressed his fingers between his wrists.

The surrounding eunuchs and maids moved, but seeing that the emperor didn't object, they could only hold back their worries, but everyone's eyes were fixed on his movements, for fear that he would make a fool of himself. Do something wrong.

But the old emperor didn't know the worry of his subordinates, he was so shocked that he lost his mind, until the little Taoist doctor finished his pulse diagnosis, he ran to the imperial pulse unceremoniously and wrote out a prescription, still with a dazed look on his face .

What he invited was a Taoist priest, right?They were just now? Weren't they discussing immortality?Why did the fairy suddenly turn into a doctor?

Yang Yan put down his pen and said, "According to this recipe? Eat it for three years, and you will be poor in the future? Then I will teach you a set of health-preserving exercises and the method of breathing and breathing, so you can live healthy and healthy until you are ten years old. Disaster."

"Ah?" The old emperor asked in surprise, "Is what the Taoist priest said true?"

Throughout the ages, it has never been heard that any emperor can live such a long life. Before that, he intended to pursue longevity, but in fact, he only hoped to live a few more decades.

After being enlightened by the Taoist chief, he had already given up his mind, but now he was told that his wish could be easily realized!

This feeling is like you are going to climb a high mountain, but you can't walk when you get to the mountainside. When you are about to give up, someone suddenly flies you to the mountain. It's so exciting!

"Whether it's true or not, Your Majesty will know if you have tried it?" Yang Yan cupped his hands and said, "It's getting late, and it's time for the poor Taoist to leave."

"Immortal Master, please stay!" The old emperor basically believed his words now, so he was naturally unwilling to let him leave, and hurriedly said, "Immortal Master has just arrived, and there is no place to stay."

"After all, the inn is not a place to live for a long time. It's better for the immortal master to stay in the palace for a while, so as not to disturb your tranquility. I will build a grand Taoist temple for you in the future."

Yang Yan pretended to ponder, and after a while under his nervous gaze, he said: "Forget it, I will disturb His Majesty, but there is no need to build Taoism?

, Indulging in pleasure will only affect the speed of my cultivation. "

The old emperor's heart trembled, if the immortal master was like this, how could he be greedy for pleasure?In the future, should the immortal master be an example? Yes, those flashy things are all gone.

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Licking the dog, licking the dog, licking the dog to the end.

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