Improper stepping stone for men

The Xiangfu just got married. The fourth girl and her aunt died one after another. There was no splash in Nuo Da's capital city. Now the whole city is talking about it? Is it? It suddenly appeared Of? A Taoist priest.

"You guys don't know, my brother-in-law's? wife's? natal? aunt's? nephew, is working as a guard at the south gate." The crowd gathered under a big banyan tree to enjoy the cool air, and one of the big men was spitting all over the place. ? Talking.

"That day he happened to be on duty. When he found a person, he took a look at the road. Good guy, An Zhi was born on May 63th in the eighth year. Calculate that according to this date. People should be [-] years old!"

"But the person holding the guide is a young Taoist priest. He looks like he is only seventeen or eighteen years old. He looks like a man with red lips and white teeth and a jade tree facing the wind. I am afraid it is the legendary Pan An, Wei Jie is no match."

"Huang Laosan, you? Just brag!" There was an uproar in the crowd, and someone shouted, "Have you? Have you met Pan An or? Wei Jie? That? Can’t you? Why bother to become a monk? What’s wrong? Taoist?”

"That's right," someone echoed, "I don't have to be very good-looking, but I don't have to do hard work like I do now, and suffer every day."

"You guys are always talking about whether people are good-looking or not. I think this little Taoist priest is not very smart. He is a young man, so he insists on using an old man's road guide, and he can't be seen through at a glance. Already!"

"That's right, no matter how good he is, it's useless!" Another person said, "If you use the eighty-year-old walking stick, then even if you don't die, the little? Come on, what's the use of a cripple?"

Then Huang Laosan let them chatter and argue, with a mysterious smile on his face all the time, and waited for someone to urge him to talk about the follow-up, then he said slowly: "My? Little? Brother-in-law? Wife? Mother? Aunt? Nephew? You have a sharp eye, of course you can see through it at a glance!"

There was a burst of "shh--" from the crowd: "What kind of insight is so bright, such an obvious flaw, even a fool can see it!"

Huang Laosan ignored it, boasted a few more words, and said: "At that time he asked the crime, but who knew that the little Taoist priest calmly said..."

"He said that the one leading the way is... himself, the former

How many days? He drank the wind and dew in the mountains and forests, and suddenly he felt something in his heart. After three days of meditation, he was rejuvenated after waking up! "

There was another burst of "shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" from the crowd, and they laughed and said, "This little Taoist priest really knows how to make up, I'm afraid the only way to drink wind and drink dew is? Really? I can't find food and drink in the mountains and forests, but I can't drink the northwest wind." , drink the water from the brook so as not to starve to death!"

"That's right! He's rejuvenated, why doesn't he say that he's descended from a god?"

"It's not a decent way to brag, this little Taoist priest really has a problem with his brain, right?"

"My little brother-in-law's? Wife's? Maternal? Aunt's? Nephew was also? I don't believe it. He yelled and was about to take him down!" Huang Laosan put on a pose with a knife in a serious manner. ? Posture.

"But the little Taoist priest suddenly said, you? Don't want to entangle me with this anymore, go home quickly? Take a look, otherwise? I'm afraid you will regret it for the rest of your life."

"This is... something happened in the mansion's house!" Someone exclaimed in surprise, "You? That? Relatives can't give him an additional crime. This little Taoist priest's life is at stake!"

"My little brother-in-law's? wife's? natal? aunt's? nephew was really furious at that time, and he picked up the whip and whipped it at him. Seeing that the whip was about to fall on him, suddenly something happened before his eyes Hua, that little Taoist priest disappeared from his eyes in broad daylight!"

"Really? Fake??" Suddenly, the situation turned around, and everyone was caught in their minds. "How could a living person disappear suddenly? Could it be that he ran into a ghost in broad daylight?"

"No, no," said Huang Laosan imitating the tone of the storyteller in the teahouse, "then the little Taoist priest suddenly disappeared from in front of him, but the voice came from behind him, and no one could clearly see when he walked around Passed the checkpoint and entered?."

"Could it be that he knows some teleportation technique?"

"It's really what you said," Huang Laosan said with a smile, "I heard a voice behind me. My? Brother-in-law's? Wife's? Mother? Aunt's? Nephew turned around suddenly and saw That little Taoist priest stood there handsomely."

"What's pretty? That? No? You mean a little? A lady? You? How do you use words indiscriminately?"

"That's what I like to say, you? Do you care?" Huang Laosan choked with others, and everyone was aroused? Interested, they all urged him to speak quickly, but he didn't hold back and continued to talk.

"The little Taoist priest stood there and said, go back, it will be too late."

"Where are the guards listening

his words?Seeing someone pass through the barrier, he raised his sword and gun and surrounded him. The little Taoist didn't look nervous at all. After saying this, he turned around leisurely, step by step. He walked very slowly, but his figure was so fast that people could catch it. Can't help it, it disappeared without a trace after a while. "

Someone showed fascination, and said: "This is the legendary shrinking land? Inch? Then? Is the little? Taoist really? Immortal?"

"What shrinks the ground? Inches?" Someone sneered and said, "It's all Huang Laosan's bragging, some Taoist priests, some gods? You don't really believe what he said, do you?"

"Who the hell? Are you bragging?" Huang Laosan's eyes widened, and he said angrily, "If what I, Huang Laosan, said today? There is even the slightest lie, tell God to strike me with lightning, and I will die!"

At that time, people generally believed in the oath. Seeing him make such a heavy oath, most of them couldn't help believing it, and urged him to continue to speak.

Huang Laosan seemed to be angry with others, refusing to say whether he lived or died, or? Someone handed him a big white steamed bun to coax him, so he half-pushed and half-said the follow-up.

It turned out that when the guard saw the fairy trick of the little Taoist priest disappearing in front of everyone, he also became frightened in his heart. Based on the reason that he would rather believe in something than believe in nothing, he hurriedly complained to the Shangguan.

He rushed home, and when he passed the small river at the entrance of the village, he suddenly saw a child splashing in the water, and when he fixed his eyes, it was his eight-year-old only son.

The guards hurriedly went into the water to rescue him, and the child was rescued? Half his life was already gone. His wife rushed to hold the child and cried like hell, saying that if he lost her son, she would go with her.

Then the guard became afraid. If he hadn't heard what the little Taoist said and went home, he would have looked like no one around. The son would have drowned, and the wife would have been barren. I'm afraid. Can't bear the blow and follow.

This time he came back, it was tantamount to saving two lives.

Huang Laosan has a good eloquence, and vividly describes the horror in his heart when the "little brother-in-law's" wife's? natal? aunt's? At first glance, it was as if I had seen that scene with my own eyes.

"It's really a living god!" At this point, most of the people basically believed it, and someone sighed leisurely, "If... I can also meet the little? Daoist priest? If I get a few words from him, I won't be able to make a fortune?"

"Come on!" The man next to him sneered and said, "The little fairy is a god

Immortals, if you want to count it? How can you help you if you count good or bad luck? Count gold and silver wealth?How tacky! "

Everyone fell into a scolding war for a while, each had something to say, and as their argument slowly spread, everyone in Beijing gradually knew that there was such a 60-year-old who gave birth to A youthful? Small? Taoist priest.

At this time, Yang Yan was sitting in the market and setting up a stall. He said it was a stall, but he didn't have too many outfits. He didn't even have the standard Taoist flags for wandering Taoists. He only put a dilapidated small table , one of the feet is still padded with stones.

A piece of paper was pressed with stones in the center of the table, on which was written the words "Foretelling", and there was nothing else. It can be said that it was extremely shabby.

If such a stall was common in the past, I am afraid that no one would pay attention to it at all, but recently there have been rumors about the small Taoist priest, and anyone who notices this stall can't help but look more Two eyes.

However, as rumors spread, many young Taoist priests appeared on the street these days to tell fortunes, but they were rarely accurate. For a while, everyone was uncertain and did not come forward.

Yang Yan was not in a hurry, his eyes were slightly closed, and his back was straight? Sitting upright on the small saddle, the simple stall gave him the solemn look of sitting on a majestic hall.

"Master Dao? Good concentration." In this world, there is always a person who dares to be the first to eat a crab. After waiting for a while, someone finally sat on the "small" Maza in front of the stall.

Yang Yan slowly opened his eyes, the person in front of him looked only in his forties, but from the details of his skin, it could be seen that his real age was definitely more than that.

Facing the first customer who opened today, he was not enthusiastic at all, and asked lightly, "Old man, what do you want?"

It's not surprising that the real age is revealed in one word, but everyone who lives by face-to-face has some ability to read people, but this alone does not mean that he has real talent and learning.

"The old man's house has encountered some difficulties recently, and he hesitated for a while. I want to ask the Taoist priest to give me some advice."

After he finished speaking, the old god was sitting on the ground, waiting for the other party to ask him a question, unexpectedly, the little Taoist priest didn't ask a word, only glanced at him, and said: "There is an old saying:' Stealing needles when you are young, and stealing gold when you are old', some things should be extinguished when they are not discovered, and if they are indulged, they may lead to catastrophe in the future."

The visitor was shocked when he heard the words, and hurriedly asked: "What does the Taoist priest mean? I must punish you severely."

?But I am such a grandson, how can I be willing? "

"Your? grandson is? grandson. Isn't someone else's? grandson? Grandson?" Yang Yan glanced at him lightly. There is still room for saving, if you kill someone in the future, can you still hold it?"

"Taoist? Divine fortune-telling!" The visitor was dripping with cold sweat for a while, and he didn't say a word. The other party not only knew who had an accident in his house, but even knew the details. I'm afraid it was the rumored person. The rejuvenated? The old Taoist is gone.

I couldn't help but believe in his words, and made a decision in my heart: "Today, thank you Taoist priest for pointing the way. I don't know the name of Taoist priest yet."

"Old Daoist named Yang Yan."

The author has something to say: Thank you little angel for subscribing, the next part will be "Licking Dogs, I Can't Watch the Dogs Licking So Much!" (Quick Travel)", still has no CP, the protagonist is a dog!Those who are interested can go to the column of puppies and order in advance:

Licking the dog, licking the dog, licking the dog to the end.

Mo Ze was stunned when he saw the future line of the newly appointed shit shovel officer. This is a magical beep—(silent) operation?

No, it's too embarrassing!

He, Moze's shit-shoveling officer, must not be sauced!

Look at his big dog shifting!

(PS: Moze is a dog, a real dog.)