Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

[Private Chat] Shili Shengge: Let me tell you, you have been arguing about getting married, and someone is willing, but you are not willing, are you annoying?

[Private Chat] Eachother: Don't you think it's weird to call a husband you don't know?

[Private chat] Shili Shengge: I'm not as hypocritical as you.

[Private chat] Sea oath: Is this a question of hypocrisy or not?This is a matter of principle!

[Private chat] Shili Shengge: Then you should be a single dog for the rest of your life.

[Private chat] Sea oath: ...

[Private chat] Shili Shengge: Why don't you find a girlfriend.

[Private chat] Sea oath: Why are you looking for a girlfriend? It's a waste of time.

[Private Chat] Shili Shengge: Are you a man?You find a girlfriend and let your girlfriend come to play Blade Island, and then ask your girlfriend to create a male account, isn't it good?Kill two birds with one stone.

[Private Chat] Eachother: I might as well build a trumpet and get married.

[Private chat] Shili Shengge: Can a trumpet be the same as a girlfriend?Qiao Luoyan, do you have a problem with that?

[Private Chat] Eachother: You are the one who has the problem!You said that if I find a girlfriend and keep calling her husband in the game, if she becomes addicted to listening, will she fuck me with a vibrator in the future?

[Private Chat] Shili Shengge: I can't see that your brain power is quite good.

[Private chat] Sea oath: I hate it, senior! ~(≧▽≦)/~

[Private chat] Shili Shengge: Get lost!

Seeing that the number displayed in the experience tube was still full at 90.00% [-], Qiao Luoyan became restless for a while.Invite Shili Shengge to form a team with several other members of the gang, and ran to the PK battlefield.

If you can't upgrade, you can only play PK.

Lu Xiao looked at the Blade Island icon on the computer screen, it seemed that it had been there for more than a month.

Even Lu Xiao himself didn't know why, every time Qiao Luoyan asked him to play the game, he obviously wanted to refuse but couldn't say anything.

After playing for so long, he was surprised to find that his habitual action after turning on the computer was to click on Blade Island.

Hey, what a strange thing.

Habits are a terrible thing.

Haiyan still led him to level up and acted as a meat shield in front.

Lu Xiao looked at his level in the upper right corner, it was already level 89.With the help of eachother and members of the gang, he upgraded very quickly.

[Private Chat] Sea oath: If I had found someone to upgrade me, I would have already reached the full level by now.

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: Without a husband, you can only stay at 116.

While speaking, Xiao Liu'er was almost killed by six or seven level [-] monsters, Hai swore quickly swung a few swords to save Xiao Liu'er, and brought her to a safe place.

[Private chat] Sea oath: You are over level 80, and the equipment on your body is also quite powerful, why is your attack power still so scumbag.

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: I don't know

[Private chat] Sea oath: You don't add skill points, do you?

[Private chat] Xiaoliuer: What are skill points?

[Private Chat] Sea Oath: You...

[Private chat] Sea oath: You give me your account number, and I'll help you check it out.

Lu Xiao frowned, thinking of the account Lu Di applied for as a prank.

Seeing that Xiaoliu was silent for a while, Haiyan continued.

[Private chat] Sea oath: You won't worry about me, your senior, right?

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: No...

[Private Chat] Eachother: Then you hesitate!

[Private chat] Sea oath: Give it to me quickly, I have classes to attend soon.

Lu Xiao gritted his teeth and made up his mind.

[Private Chat] Little Six: Account: luxiao2b, Password: luxiaohaishi2b

Qiao Luoyan looked at the string of letters on the screen and spelled them no less than three times.

Lu Xiao 2b?

Lu Xiao or 2b?

[Private Chat] Sea Oath: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...

[Private chat] Sea oath: I found that you are very suitable for Blade Island

Before Lu Xiao could understand the meaning of the oath, he saw that the oath was offline, and then his account was displayed as being logged in elsewhere.

Perfect for Blade Isle?

Qiao Luoyan boarded Xiao Liu'er, clicked on the skill panel, and found that Xiao Liu'er had more than 50 skill points that were useless.

Eachother is a mechanic, the MT of Wuyuan.The most suitable partners are priests and snipers.

Now I have Shili Shengge as my priest partner, but there is no sniper in Wuyuan, so Qiao Luoyan insisted on bringing Lu Xiao to play with him at that time, not only because he wanted to marry him, but because he wanted to bring him to be his partner.

Now Xiao Liu'er has not learned any other auxiliary skills except for the necessary professional skills. Such a number is very malleable.

Qiao Luoyan was recalling the skill configuration of the oath of sea, and also flipped through some strategies on the forum, while assigning skill points to Xiao Liuer. It took more than an hour to add the skill points. The gun is quite powerful.The current Xiao Liu'er can be said to be born for each other.Various skills and the oath of sea complement each other, and the rest just depends on Lu Xiao's operation.

Qiao Luoyan got off Xiao Liuer's number and checked the time.I was so focused that I missed class time!

Forget it, don't go.

Turning around, he sent a text message to Lu Xiao asking him to sign up.

[Private Chat] Sea oath: When I look at you now, I feel like looking at my daughter.

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: Is your mother's love overflowing?

[Private chat] Sea oath: It's father's love.

[Private chat] Sea oath: Look at you, I have put so much effort and effort into bringing you from a young chick to now, and now you have finally grown up, and you can take care of yourself, so mothers can rest assured .

[Private Chat] Eachother: No, it's Dad.

[Private chat] Xiao Liu'er: Isn't this kind of relationship often called master-student in the game?

[Private chat] Sea oath: Fart, if I say father and daughter, then father and daughter.

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: Okay, okay, you have the final say.

[Private chat] Each other vows: Good son, you have to repay your mother well in the future, you know?

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: How can I repay you?

[Private chat] Sea oath: Practice the operation well, learn to perfectly cooperate with me on the battlefield, and fight as a father and son soldier.

[Private Chat] Eachother: You are so old, you haven't been to the PK field yet, we won't upgrade today, go to PK.

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: Good.

In the next few days, Hai vowed not to bring Xiao Liu'er to level up, and whenever he had time, he would go to the PK field with her and have a 2V2 PK match.

During the competition, Qiao Luoyan used voice to teach Lu Xiao how to move and how to operate. Lu Xiao gradually found that he and Qiao Luoyan's partner became more and more tacit, and won more and more victories in the PK field. Swearing to touch Xiao Liu'er's head, he said dotingly, "Mom really didn't raise you for nothing."

Lu Xiao felt a little helpless towards Qiao Luoyan's finesse. Sometimes he called himself father, sometimes he was mother, and sometimes he called his daughter and sometimes his son. At this time, Lu Xiao could only try his best to cooperate with Qiao Luoyan and nod his head to satisfy him. of vanity.

[System] Your husband Pin Xiao Nong Di is online.

Lu Xiao froze for a moment, wiped his eyes and then looked at the system prompt, making sure it wasn't his illusion.

He found that since he and Qiao Luoyan started playing games, Lu Di hadn't been online for a long time, and he almost forgot that he had a husband.

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: Why are you online?

[Private Chat] Pinxiao Nongdi: Hey, you've been upgraded very fast since you haven't been online for a few days

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: A senior took me.

[Private chat] Pinxiao Nongdi: I remember you were not interested in online games before?

[Private Chat] Xiao Liuer: It's a rare explanation

[Private Chat] Pin Xiao Nong Di: Don't tell me what kind of senior forced you to play

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: almost

[Private chat] Pinxiao Nongdi: I used to force you to play games, but I have never seen you so obedient

[Private Chat] Little Six: ...

Lu Xiao also found it strange, in fact, to say that Qiao Luoyan forced him to play, it is a nonsense.It's just that every time Qiao Luoyan asked him to go online, he would hesitate for a few seconds before agreeing.After playing for so long, I found that this game is not bad if it is fun, but there are many games that Lu Di recommended him to play that are more fun than Blade Island.However, I don't know why I am so concerned about Sword Blade Island.

[Private Chat] Pin Xiao Nong Di: When did you join the gang?

[Private chat] Xiao Liu'er: I just added it.

[Private Chat] Pin Xiao Nong Di: That senior asked you to join again?

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: Yes

Lu Xiao always felt that Lu Di's words were a little joking, and he seemed very interested in the senior he was talking about.

Sighing, I couldn't understand Lu Di's thoughts more and more.

[Private Chat] Pinxiao and Flute: By the way, are you still used to campus life?

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: Yes

[Private chat] Pinxiao and playing the flute: Cherish the opportunity to go to school

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: Yes

[Private Chat] Pinxiao and Nongdi: I found out that the way you talk to Haishi is so different from what I talk to?

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: What's the difference?

Lu Xiao looked at the conversation between himself and Pinxiao Nongdi, and then found out the conversation with Haiyan, and found that when he talked to Haiyan, there were obviously a lot more nonsense, and the tone between the lines seemed to be much lighter.

However, how did Lu Di know about eachother's oath?

[Private Chat] Xiao Liu'er: Wait a minute, how do you know each other?

[Private Chat] Pinxiao and Flute: Guess

[Private Chat] Xiao Liu'er: Don't guess.

[Private Chat] Pin Xiao Nong Di: Forget it, it's boring.

[Private chat] Pinxiao Nongdi: I sent you some medicine, it will arrive in two days, remember to sign for it.

[Private chat] Xiaoliu'er: Medicine?I am not sick.

[Private chat] Pinxiao and playing the flute: Cure for brain damage.

[Private chat] Pinxiao Nongdi: Well, that's it, I also put the manual in the package.Enjoy campus life, I'll go first.

[System] Your husband, Pin Xiao Nong Di, has gone offline.

Lu Xiao was baffled by Lu Di's words, and he couldn't figure out why after struggling for a long time, so he just thought he was joking.

But a few days later, Lu Xiaozhen received a large box of so-called 'brain fragments', and he was a little stunned when he looked at the package. Isn't this a fucking Sanwu product!

There are five boxes of liquid as big as a liter of milk in one box, and more than a dozen boxes of things like chocolate beans, but none of them have the address of the manufacturer during the production period. The only thing that can tell what they are is Lu Di’s handwriting manual.Written in quite detail.

In the instructions, a very strong tone was used to make Lu Xiao eat every day, and he must finish eating Balala's.

Lu Di is too funny.

I remember when I was eleven or twelve years old, Lu Di said that he had asthma, and he was so scared that he obediently took medicine every day, and followed Lu Di to swim for treatment.

After a summer, Lu Di smiled and said to him: "Actually, I just want you to go swimming with me. The medicine you take every day is just the chocolate I made."

From then on, Lu Xiao regarded Lu Di as a psychopath, a boring psychopath.

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