Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

"Blublu..."

"Ah!!!" Zhang Jinyu, who was watching a thriller, wailed, and glanced at Qiao Luoyan, who was concentrating on typing the dungeon, "Damn it, when will you change that weird ringtone, I'm so scared to death. "

"Sesame is so bold." Qiao Luoyan gave Zhang Jinyu a middle finger, looked at the caller ID, it was Han Sheng, "Sister, what's the matter?"

"Woo... I'm broken in love!" On the phone, Han Sheng's voice was crying, which really scared Qiao Luoyan.

Han Sheng and her boyfriend have been dating for a while, and their relationship has always been good.Apart from knowing that he was a senior student at Yan University, Qiao Luoyan didn't know any other information, and he didn't bother to ask.

"Wait for me for 30 seconds!" Qiao Luoyan manipulated the keyboard, and quickly gave the boss two final blows. He didn't bother to pick up the equipment dropped by the boss, and picked up the phone, "Is senior sister still there? What's going on?" ? Wasn’t it fine yesterday?”

"Just this morning, I discussed with him the arrangements for next Christmas. I wanted to watch a new movie, but he insisted on going to the video game city, so we got into a fight."

"Huh? Such a trivial matter won't cause us to break up."

"Then it got louder and louder and I said we should break up, but he actually said yes!!"

"Hey, this is an angry word, angry word, don't take it seriously." Qiao Luoyan looked at the screen, but decided to manipulate it with one hand to grab two dropped bags casually.

"Then, I'll share as I say, and I just happened to go find the little boy." At this moment, Han Sheng's voice seemed to be much calmer.

"Damn it, you said all these words, your integrity was eaten by a dog?"

"You said it was his fault, didn't you!"

"..." At this time, women are extremely irrational. In order not to cause Han Sheng to scold him for saying something wrong, Qiao Luoyan chose to remain silent and let Han Sheng speak alone.

"You explain that tomorrow is a big holiday, why do you go to the video game city, how can you go to the video game city on a date with your girlfriend!!!"

"Have you considered Jesus' feelings when you show your affection on this kind of festival?" Qiao Luoyan complained in a low voice.

"What did you say? Are you itchy?" Han Sheng's voice instantly rose eight degrees, causing Qiao Luoyan to tremble in fright.

"I was wrong, you go on."

"After thinking about it, I'm also wrong. I shouldn't be in such a hurry with him. I should discuss it with him."

"exactly."

"It's really too much to discuss, so we should just beat him up."

"That's right, that's right, beat it!"

"Does Qiao Luoyan want to die? You actually told me to beat my husband!"

"Didn't you say you wanted to beat me up?" Why is this woman so difficult to serve? Fortunately, she is not my wife. Qiao Luoyan silently mourned for Han Sheng's husband for three seconds in his heart.

"You have nothing to do right now?"

"It's okay, it's okay."

"You come out shopping with me."

"Good good."

"At the entrance of the second canteen in 15 minutes."

"Go, go, go."

Finally hung up the phone, Qiao Luoyan sighed.Hey, the good afternoon time has been ruined again.

The point is that my head is still aching from yesterday's hangover.

Zhang Jinyu glanced at Qiao Luoyan contemptuously, "Han Sheng?"

"how do you know?"

"You look like you are nodding and bowing, you are almost on your knees to make a phone call." Zhang Jinyu paused the movie, "Usually you only look like this when you answer Han Sheng's call."

"Really?" Qiao Luoyan turned off the computer, walked up to Zhang Jinyu and patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile, "My buddy, you've been observing carefully."

"Why are you so useless and so afraid of Han Sheng?" Zhang Jinyu knocked off the hand on his shoulder with a look of disgust.

"I'm not afraid, I respect her, you understand."

"It's a good thing you said respect. I almost thought you wanted to chase her."

"This kind of tigress, who can stand it except Yan Da's buddy." Qiao Luoyan stretched, opened the closet, took out the down jacket and put it on, and changed into a pair of jeans, "Brother, I'm going to accompany you The tigress went shopping."

"When a woman is angry, she usually goes shopping, shopping, shopping and eating, remember this, don't make her angry again." Zhang Jinyu patted Qiao Luoyan on the shoulder, sighed, "Good luck. "

"Brother Yanda, he got himself into trouble, and I have to take care of him. Next time, I have to ask that kid to treat me to a good meal." Qiao Luo put on a bitter face, and waved to Zhang Jinyu , ran to the second canteen.

Han Sheng's clothes are really beautiful today, is this a sign that he is going to find a new target after breaking up in love?After Han Sheng approached, Qiao Luoyan saw the distraught look on her face, and then she could see the state of broken love.

"Did Luo Yan have breakfast?"

"Senior sister, it's almost 02:30 now, you asked me if I had breakfast?" You lost your love and lost your mind by the way.However, in the second half of the sentence, Qiao Luoyan only dared to complain silently in his heart.

"Hey, once you're on vacation, you don't have a regular life." Han Sheng didn't complain about Qiao Luoyan's routine at all, and continued to talk on his own, "You can't do this, your body can't stand it..."

"Senior sister, my life is very regular." Qiao Luoyan felt a little helpless, Han Sheng is too abnormal today!

"See, you're hungry and thin now..." Han Sheng touched Qiao Luoyan's sharp-edged face affectionately, "Senior, I'll take you to eat something good!"

Qiao Luoyan's eyes widened, and he didn't realize Han Sheng's actions for a long time. Today's Han Sheng is too abnormal!It's so abnormal!

Han Sheng dragged Qiao Luoyan, who was looking depressed, through three or four streets, and finally stopped in front of a street stall before Qiao Luoyan's legs were crippled.

I looked at the signboard on the street stall, meat pie with dried plums and vegetables?

Joe

This is the first time Luo Yan has heard of this kind of thing, dried plums?Pork?cake?The combination of these things should be quite heavy.

"The boss has five cakes."

"Okay!" The boss began to do it skillfully.

"Senior sister, this food looks so heavy..." Qiao Luoyan poked Han Sheng carefully, "Buy five? Can you finish it?"

Han Sheng turned around and patted Qiao Luoyan's face again, "You eat, don't starve yourself."

Qiao Luoyan really wanted to ask, would a woman become extra motherly when she loses her love? !

No matter how much maternal love is, she won't be able to drag him to eat this heavy-sounding meat pie with dried plums and vegetables!Have you asked your son for his opinion?

The cake seller was very skilled and made five cakes in a few minutes and handed them to Han Sheng.Han Sheng took one and took a bite, and threw the remaining four to Qiao Luoyan.

"Sister, give me all four? I can't eat so much." What's more, I just ate a big bowl of fried rice.

Qiao Luoyan opened the bag, took a bite of the pancake, "It tastes really good, why didn't you pick up the meat..."

"This is what he brought me to eat before..." As he said that, Han Sheng fell into deep memories while biting.How did his boyfriend lead him to find this cake stand, and then how did he persuade her to eat the cake that sounded heavy but was actually delicious, and then how did he explain to her that there is no meat in the meat pie... As he spoke, tears began to roll in his eyes.

"Senior sister, don't cry... this cake, what the hell..." Qiao Luoyan was at a loss when he saw the woman crying. Should I wipe Han Sheng's tears or help her wipe the oil off her mouth.

After Han Sheng ate a cake weeping, he took out a tissue and wiped two handfuls on his face. After taking a deep breath, his face seemed to change the channel, and he quickly raised a hearty smile, "Luo Yan, accompany me!" I'm going to buy clothes!"

"Senior sister, you've changed your face too quickly..." Qiao Luoyan couldn't fit the next cake, so he decided to take it back to reward Zhang Jinyu. If the name of this cake is better, there should be more market, "You just now You're so sad, but you're actually hungry, right?"

After walking around the commercial street closest to the school with Han Sheng, Qiao Luoyan already had a lot of shopping bags in his hands.After walking around for a long time, Qiao Luoyan felt that his feet were almost flattened. Han Sheng was still full of energy, his face was radiant, and he didn't look like he was broken in love at all.

Qiao Luoyan couldn't help admiring, could it be that every woman walked out of the shadow of broken love at this speed?

The actors in that TV show are all fucking liars!

Arriving at an underwear store, Qiao Luoyan twitched the corners of his mouth, "I'll be waiting for you at the door."

"Okay, don't run around." After saying that, Han Sheng plunged into the underwear store.

Qiao Luoyan put down the bag in his hand, twisted his wrist, and prepared to relax his muscles.

Suddenly a man rushed over not far away, his speed was as fast as Liu Xiang's hurdling, but his posture was not good at all, it's almost the same hands and feet, right?

Qiao Luoyan was about to call out "good kungfu", when the man rushed up to him at an astonishing speed and punched him.

"Who the hell are you?" Qiao Luoyan was punched in the face for no reason, Qiao Luoyan covered his face and looked the man in front of him up and down.The height is 1.7 meters five by visual inspection, and the figure is thin. He also wears a pair of black-rimmed glasses, and he looks like a frail scholar.

It's really strange that a weak scholar has such explosive power.

But who the hell is this?I don't know it.

"Who the hell am I? I still want to ask who the hell you are!" The man in front of him seemed to be saying a tongue twister, and before Qiao Luoyan could clear his mind, he punched him hard on the face again. .

"You don't know who the hell I am, why did you hit me!" Qiao Luoyan was a little angry, you said that if you say you admit the wrong person and get punched, you will consider yourself unlucky, the key is that he doesn't know who he is Want to hit, and hit the face with a fatal move, is this the rhythm of disfiguring yourself? "Wait, you don't hit people in the face!"

"I hit you in the face! You stinky shameless!!!" The man stepped back a few steps as he spoke, and was about to rush towards him, as if he wanted to punch him in the face again.

"I'll fuck your interstellar watermelon!" When Qiao Luoyan got angry, the cursing words seemed illogical. Looking at the posture of the man in front of him, it was probably determined to smash his own nose!When the man's fist was still a few centimeters away from his face, Qiao Luoyan reached out and grabbed the man's wrist. Due to inertia, the man was a little unsteady, and his body leaned forward. Qiao Luoyan directly lifted his right foot One knee rested on the man's lower abdomen.Qiao Luoyan didn't dare to use too much force, and this kick used at most [-] to [-]% of his strength, but it was enough to make the man who got out inexplicably hold his stomach on the ground and couldn't get up for a while.

"Ah!!!" With a scream, Han Sheng rushed out of the underwear store in panic.

It turns out that senior sister cares about herself so much.

Qiao Luoyan pursed his lips and smiled, trying to put on a handsome pose and wait for Han Sheng to rush over to comfort him.

Han Sheng jumped over Qiao Luoyan and rushed to the man lying on the ground, trying to help him up, "Hey, Wen Junqi, are you alright?"

Qiao Luoyan petrified in the wind for a while before remembering to cover his face and howl, "Sister, I'm the victim, why didn't you ask me if I'm alright!? Wait, you know him?"

"He is my boyfriend, Wen Junqi."

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