Qiao Yan Xiao Yu

[System] Congratulations to [Qian Dashi] and [Sea Oath] for their happy marriage.

With a short sentence from the system, the world exploded in an instant.

The two gangs who were still scolding in full swing, after seeing the news, realized that the two MTs didn't know where to go after the PK was over.

[World] Shili Shengge: What's the situation?They didn't see each other for a few minutes, and eachother ran off to get married?

[World] Boss Qian: Damn, why did Dashi marry someone from Wuyuan!

[World] Gentle and big attack: Extraordinary and extraordinary!Our family's MT was abducted by the MT of the Money Gang!

[World] Rich man: Oh my god, why is Qian Dashi willing to marry that shameless ladyboy!

Lu Xiao squinted at the message sent by the rich man, and was a little annoyed. It seemed that the scolding was a bit too much, so he clicked the mouse.

[System] [Little Liuer] challenged [Rich Man].

[System] [Xiao Liuer] attacked [the rich man], and [the rich man] suffered 125 points of damage.

[System] [Rich Man] attacked [Little Liuer], and [Little Liuer] suffered 47 points of damage.

The rich man was no match for Xiao Liu'er at all, so Xiao Liu'er fought him head-on like this, and did not avoid the opponent's attack, and brought him down with a few shots.

The rich man lay on the ground feeling that he was really wronged to death, and for some inexplicable reason, he poked the anger of this fairy sister.

Soon, Haiyan, who was wearing a red wedding dress, and Qian Dashi, who was also wearing a red dress, appeared in front of everyone.

[Currently] Eachother: Everyone, stop arguing, don't hurt your peace, we are all family.

[Current] Qian Dashi: From now on, if you swear at each other, you will be swearing at me.

[Current] Boss Qian: Dashi, what are you singing about!

[Current] Qian Dashi: Forget it, it's all over, I know my own affairs.

Although the members of the Qiang Gang were a little dissatisfied, they were too embarrassed to get involved in these matters, and they quickly became scattered.

The people in Wuyuan were still standing there, as if they were waiting for eachother's explanation.

[Currently] Sea oath: Hey, this is my brother Qian, we know each other in real life.

[Current] Qian Dashi: Call me husband.

Qiao Luoyan gritted his teeth angrily when he saw Qian Dashi's words, what kind of madness is this Qian Fun!He is not uncomfortable being called husband by a big man, but he is also awkward.

【Current】Oath of sea: Fuck off

[Current] Gentle and big general attack: I will go, and I will meet in reality.You really are a base.

[Current] Sea oath: Fart, everyone do each other a favor, get married, get promoted, etc. It's not as complicated as you think.

After arguing with the guild members for a while, Qiao Luoyan was forced to log off. He looked at the time and saw that it was 11:50, "This damn campus network was disconnected 10 minutes earlier."

"The campus network was disconnected on time one day." Zhang Jinyu turned off the computer calmly, and was about to get up to wash up. "Today is fine, it only took 10 minutes, and it used to be half an hour."

Qiao Luoyan stood up and grabbed the edge of the upper bunk, kicked his legs and rolled over directly.

"Be careful, your leg will crack again." Zhang Jinyu said inarticulately with a mouth full of foam.

Qiao Luoyan smiled and said: "This low-difficulty movement is not enough. Someday I will find a spacious place and I will perform for you an upward flip of five and a half rounds, and a back and forth flip of seven rounds with a difficulty factor of eight stars. "

"I've never heard of an upward flip." Zhang Jinyu rolled his eyes, "Will the situation and policy go up tomorrow?"

Qiao Luoyan, who had just climbed onto the bed, took out the mobile phone under the pillow, tapped the keyboard and found that it was out of battery, Qiao Luoyan couldn't help but cursed, "I'll go..."

"I've been very active recently, and tomorrow will help me answer it."

"What? What did you just say?"

……

……

On the second day's situation and policy, Qiao Luoyan was directly kicked out of the dormitory by Zhang Jinyu.

"Bastard!! I didn't bring my phone!! Let me in!" Qiao Luoyan lay on the door, wailing non-stop.

Zhang Jinyu was probably afraid that Qiao Luoyan would deceive him with the excuse of not bringing his mobile phone, so he locked the door and remained silent in the dormitory.

After knocking for a long time, there was no response from the dormitory. Qiao Luoyan angrily kicked the dormitory door twice and walked towards the teaching building.

Grandma's.Didn't this bastard just watch a movie and play minesweeper in the dormitory, and he was ashamed not to go to class.

As soon as Qiao Luoyan entered the classroom, he stared at Lu Xiao who was sitting in the back row, and sat next to Lu Xiao without thinking.

"Hi, little..." Huh? "Lu Xiao."

"Senior, you haven't come to this class for a long time."

"I was kicked out by that bastard in the dormitory today." As he said that, Qiao Luoyan touched the butt that was kicked just now.

"They don't kick you, why don't you come?" Lu Xiao looked at Qiao Luoyan's appearance and tried his best to hold back a smile.

"Yes. You see, I came here twice this semester, and I calculated the area of ​​the Mediterranean Sea for this professor."

"You learn advanced mathematics?" Lu Xiao looked at Qiao Luoyan in surprise.

"Don't you know that your senior is engaged in software development?"

Today's form and policy can be regarded as the noisiest class Lu Xiao has ever attended since he went to school. The reason is that Qiao Luoyan kept talking in his ear.

"Look, the professor has vegetables in his teeth..."

"Oh."

"I found that the professor's clothes have been worn for two months, and he hasn't changed them since winter."

"Oh."

"Look, the professor probably didn't shave today."

"Ah."

"The professor's nose hair is showing."

"Ah."

"..."

"..."

Finally couldn't bear it anymore, Lu Xiao threw the textbook on Qiao Luoyan's back, "Why are you paying so much attention to him!!" Lu Xiao thought about why he felt so awkward, so he added, "I'm so annoying." Now Lu Xiao Xiao almost had the urge to slap himself, no matter how he said this, he felt jealous.

Qiao Luoyan was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that Lu Xiao, who usually looks very gentle, would actually get angry.Leaning closer, as if to please, "Hey, isn't this boring..."

Lu Xiao looked at him sideways and remained silent.

"Well, let's not talk about the professor, how about the girl in the third row, isn't she pretty?"

Lu Xiao looked over, and only saw a back, with long hair and a single ponytail, and a very simple back, "You can't even see the face, how do you know it's beautiful?"

"Hey, that's our class flower."

"Are you a software professional?"

"Yes."

"In your major, a woman is a flower."

Qiao Luoyan was so prevaricated by Lu Xiao that he didn't know how to answer the question. There were thirty students in one class of their software major, and the number of girls was not as many as boys.Moreover, most of these girls are four-eyed girls, and they don't like to dress up very much. The girls who are assigned as class flowers in their class are at best passers-by when they go to other majors.

"Stop talking."

"This class is so boring, what's so good about it?" Qiao Luoyan is a master who can't sit still, and keeping him silent for a class is almost worse than death.

"Then can I play with my mobile phone?" Well, it's impossible to listen to the class, Lu Xiao took out his mobile phone, and was going to browse Weibo or something.

"Looking at the forum?" Qiao Luoyan's eyes lit up, and his whole body was about to stick to Lu Xiao's body, "Eh? Have you changed your phone?"

"Yeah." Lu Xiao was thinking about the last time, when Qiao Luoyan from the Situation and Policy Department knocked his phone away, and thinking about his honorably retired "elderly phone", Lu Xiao is still very distressed.

"I didn't break it for you, did I?" Qiao Luoyan asked carefully.

"Yes."

"Ah, I'm so sorry. How much is it? I'll pay you." Qiao Luoyan touched his wallet. He just got his living expenses at the beginning of the month. At most, he should pay Lu Xiao some money. Although Lu Xiao's phone is definitely not worth much, But I still feel very reluctant to think of dropping hundreds of dollars from myself for no reason.

"Need not."

"It's not very good." While rejoicing, he felt a little embarrassed at the same time.

"You can treat me to a meal someday." Lu Xiao looked at Qiao Luoyan's tangled expression, thought about it, and decided to kill him.

"Go, go, go."

"I'm playing games! Don't talk to me anymore." Without thinking, Lu Xiao opened the only mobile game on his mobile phone, Speed ​​Speed, and Wu Wanqiang played it for him. Of course, Wu Wanqiang held his mobile phone most of the time. Play.

Lu Xiao played twice, but he still couldn't pass this level. Qiao Luoyan looked excited and kept muttering: "Left and left, eat gold coins, go right and right!!..."

Lu Xiao twitched the corner of his mouth, and threw the phone into Qiao Luoyan's hand, "All right, all right, you play, I'll listen to the class!"

This trick seems to be very effective. Qiao Luoyan didn't say a word until the get out of class was over. He was playing with his mobile phone quietly by himself. When Lu Xiao turned his head to look at him a few times, he found that Qiao Luoyan was pressing on the screen of the mobile phone with a serious face. non-stop.

Are you so serious about playing a game?

This doesn't match the setting of Qiao Luoyan, who is usually smiling.

After class, Qiao Luoyan threw the mobile phone to Lu Xiao, and then rushed to the cafeteria at a speed of burning his buttocks. Lu Xiao held the hot mobile phone, and found that Qiao Luoyan actually used the short class time to put this boring extremely fast The flying car passed five levels.

Lu Xiao looked at the screen and smiled, packed up his books, walked slowly into the cafeteria, and packed a fried rice.

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