please keep me quiet dude
Chapter 64
In the 35th year of the emperor's calendar, the 220th fifth-generation national teacher of Xijing Kingdom took office, making him the youngest national teacher in history.In the past, the national teacher was very quiet, went deep and simple, stayed away from all the mundane, and was obsessed with research, but this national teacher prefers the mundane, loves to linger in the streets and alleys, with a pot of good wine and a lot of money, he can explore the past and present for you.People kindly called him the most close to the people of the national teacher, and he was very popular with people.
"Cut, what is being close to the people? To put it bluntly, he is just a charlatan who cheats on food and drink."
She saw such an introduction from the gossip morning newspaper, and then thought about the appearance of the national teacher yelling at Yin Zi, she couldn't help complaining hard.Rumors are really killing people, he is also very good at cheating food and drinking to such an extent.
"What kind of quack warlock, I am the majestic national teacher of Xijing Kingdom, can a quack warlock compare?"
Say someone, and someone arrives.Holding a box in his hand, he sat down and opened the box. It was shining gold, which almost blinded her, so he couldn't help but roll his eyes several times at this legendary national teacher.
"Yes, yes, two hundred and five national teachers."
As he spoke, he continued to read his morning newspaper.Because of the long-term peace and stability of Xijing Kingdom, the commodity economy has developed well, and the prosperity of the people is a bit like that of the Song Dynasty.People are fed and clothed, and there are many ways to entertain them. For example, the morning newspaper in her hand is a gossip magazine in modern times.
However, she seriously doubted whether the national teacher gave money to this morning newspaper, otherwise why would the writing be so disgusting?
"You are only two hundred and five national teachers, please call my master, okay, little Lizi? Also, don't talk like it's none of your business, don't forget, you are here with me, eat and drink for nothing, except It's okay to complain about me, what else can you do?"
Hou Jing felt tired from rolling her eyes at him.
"Master Two Hundred and Five, I want to correct you on a few things. First of all, I have a name. My name is Li Qi. Please don't call me a eunuch every time, okay? Second, I have to declare that I am not Bai Eat and drink for free, as your assistant and bodyguard, when you cheated, kidnapped and cheated other people's money without conscience, you would have been dead without my aftermath. You also have to work part-time as your nanny, cook, and cleaner ..."
The more Hou Jing talked, the more wrinkles on the Guoshi's brows, well, he was wrong, so he yelled to stop.
"Hey, don't make me sound like I'm worthless, I have real talents anyway, okay?"
Hou Jing didn't want to express any more opinions, because she felt really tired from rolling her eyes.
"You do not believe?"
Hou Jing remained silent and continued not to express any opinions.
"Okay, if you don't believe me, then do the math for me and see if I can figure out your future?"
Hou Jing stretched out her hand to let him stop, then put the newspaper on the table and stretched.
"You want to cheat and kidnap others. I don't have that much time to play with you. I'm going to have morning tea. Do you want to go?"
The national teacher shook his head, held his box, and yelled at the gold bars. The picture was so unbearable that Hou Jing's eyes were almost blinded.So Hou Jing rubbed his eyes, said to himself do not see evil, and walked out of the National Teacher Hall.
In fact, the so-called morning tea is nothing more than going to the imperial dining room to steal some snacks or meals from the emperor's concubine while the staff is not paying attention.That's right, it's the imperial dining room.
After walking for about half an hour, Hou Jing was so tired that he laid his dead body in the gazebo.
One of the disadvantages of living in the palace is that the road is too far...
If it was in the folk, there would be hot meat buns to eat as soon as they went out, but unfortunately, this is in the palace... Ah, she misses her meat buns so much, woohoo, this damn palace.Now she began to wonder if there were more people in the palace who died of starvation than people who died unjustly.
If you want to ask how she came to the palace and why she hooked up with the national teacher, you have to start with her leaving the border.After leaving the border, she went straight back to the Xijing Kingdom. She originally planned to wander around, but who knew that on a dark and stormy night, when the national teacher was being deceived, she was retaliated by an unknown person, and she was almost killed by the assassin sent. Disassembled, and then she saved him out of humanitarianism.Originally, she didn't want to do it out of humanitarianism, but who knew that guy pulled her trouser leg and shouted, handsome guy, at least he's stuck~~~
Then, she knew that he was a comrade who came from time travel, and he was also an extremely funny comrade.After saving the national teacher, I realized that he really came here through time travel, and coincidentally, the two of them crossed over in the same city. He smashed to death the future national teacher who was under him as his pad.In order to atone for his sins, he impersonates himself.
Of course, this redemption is just a nice way of saying it. To put it bluntly, it is just stealing someone's identity for a living.
As for whether he has real talents and learning, Hou Jing doesn't know.Although the national teacher has been emphasizing that he is also reading the book left by that person, and that he has the so-called magic weapon for winning, Hou Jing firmly believes that he is being deceived.
As for why I followed him, it might be because everyone came here through time travel, and they are fellow villagers, so they can chat unscrupulously, so there is a sense of intimacy.In addition, she still has a very uncertain factor now, so she has to...
Thinking of that uncertain factor, Hou Jing took a long breath.
There seemed to be two souls living in her body, perhaps because she stayed in this body for a long time, so there was repulsion, so that another Hou Jing's soul gradually woke up.On the way to Xijing, she occasionally fell into an inexplicable coma, and when she woke up, she had no memory at all.
So, she was a little scared.Staying with the national teacher, at least there is a care.
Fortunately, because I am a person close to the national teacher, I am quite familiar with the servants of the palace, and I can enjoy it.For example, now, she came all the way to the imperial dining room, and everyone knew each other, so Hou Jing was allowed to eat and drink.
This solution to the privilege of being able to eat to the full without spending money, and eating delicacies from mountains and seas only when you can eat the emperor, is probably the only consolation for Hou Jing when he came to the palace.Thinking of this, Hou Jing sighed and stuffed a mouthful of pastry into his mouth. The soft pastry instantly melted in Hou Jing's mouth, and the taste was really good.
"Xiao Lizi, why is it so late today?"
The uncle chef looked at Hou Jing with a smile on his plate, and said jokingly.
Hou Jing waved his hand,
"I'm not a national teacher yet, so I'm coming back late. Well, uncle, your craftsmanship is really the best in the world, it's so delicious." He said, holding his thumb up, and praised him greatly.
Who doesn't like being praised, and everyone is no exception.So the uncle chef smiled and gave her the pastries he specially left for Hou Jing.
"This is the queen's favorite flower cake. It is made of very precious materials and is specially reserved for you."
Hou Jing was not too polite, hey hey answered twice, and took it with a smile.
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, in a few days, there will be a big banquet in the palace, and the ministers will be entertained, so we will be very busy in the next few days, so be careful when the time comes , There have been more guards in the palace these days."
Hou Jing nodded, and asked him what kind of banquet it was.
"It seems to be why Laoshizi's Prince Mobei and the princess held a banquet. Didn't we negotiate a peace with Mobei this time? The Mobei Kingdom seems to have brought a very precious tribute to our emperor, so the scale is relatively large."
Hou Jing almost choked on the pastry, but luckily an uncle gave her water.
"Slow down, no one will grab it for you."
"Hey, isn't it delicious?"
After bidding farewell to the uncle, Hou Jing packed the cakes and prepared them for the national teacher who yelled at Jin Jinliu.Looking at the floating clouds in the sky, Princess Mobei...
Will the world get smaller?
Hou Jing tilted his head thinking.
When she walked back to the National Teacher Hall, she didn't pay much attention, but felt that the National Teacher Hall was too quiet.It stands to reason that there should be a group of ministers outside the door for a stroll, but now there is no one there. Although he was puzzled, he still rushed in carelessly, "Two hundred and five, look what I brought you, it is said It’s the queen’s favorite pastry, don’t thank me, please call me Huo Lei Feng~”
Hou Jing's poses were all arranged, and she even compared a very bad pose with one hand, but when she saw the familiar indifferent and arrogant figure, the pastry fell to the ground instantly, and her whole body was petrified.
"Oh, you're here, Lizi, let me introduce you, this is Miss Xiao Xiaoyan."
Hou Jing opened his mouth, looking at the extremely familiar face, he had the illusion of being bloody.
Fate, you come out, I promise not to kill you!
Of course, all of this is nothing more than Hou Jing's mental activities in a few seconds.She didn't say anything, picked up the packaged pastries that fell on the ground, and patted the dust.Well, this food should not be wasted, what a pity to throw it away?
He raised his head and put on a smiling face,
"Oh, the name Xiao Xiaoyan seems familiar?"
Looking into those cold eyes, from the moment she saw her, she didn't find a trace of waves in her eyes, and the whole person exuded an aura of indifference and alienation.In this way, it seems that she really doesn't remember herself.Inexplicably, her tense heartstrings loosened, and also inexplicably, a faint sense of loss.
"Who is this……"
It is rare for Xiao Xiaoyan to ask her name, so the national teacher walked over and patted Hou Jing on the shoulder, "I forgot to introduce you, her name is Li Qi, she is from my hometown, and we come from the same place. Now in the National Teacher Hall Do things for me, you can rest assured that her character will not reveal anything."
Xiao Xiaoyan nodded and nodded, it was over.Because Hou Jing knew her well enough, she knew that this was her greatest courtesy to strangers.So she faked a big yawn, covered her mouth and said, "Then you guys talk slowly, I'll go to take a nap, oh, by the way, don't waste this pastry, it's shameful to waste, two hundred and five~"
"Go away~"
"Don't miss me~"
Hou Jing waved his hand and closed the door for them.After Hou Jing left, Xiao Xiaoyan suddenly asked, "You two seem to have a good relationship..."
The national teacher rubbed his hair,
"It's okay, maybe because we all come from one place, there is a sense of relief. By the way, my hometown is the magical and far away place I told you before. I thought I didn't have any hope No, I didn't expect to meet a fellow countryman. So, things are unpredictable..."
The national teacher sighed, but never noticed Xiao Xiaoyan's bright eyes.
"Master, do you believe in fate?"
The national teacher shook his head,
"No, I only believe in myself, what about you?"
Heh... There is a faint smile in Xiao Xiaoyan's eyes
"I didn't believe it before, but now, I believe it."
The author has something to say:
Hou Jing: Auntie, do you believe it?
Author: What do you believe?
Hou Jing: Do you believe that you will suffer forever?
Author: You will suffer forever, and I will definitely counterattack, okay?Wait a minute, no, when did I suffer?
Hou Jing: Then when did you attack?
author:……
After a while of silence,
Author: Ah, the wind is so strong, I don't know what you are talking about.
Hou Jing: Say you are a good attacker.
Author: Really?thank you.
Hou Jing: ...
Hou Jing: Brazen!
Author: Thank you for the compliment, I will be more brazen...
"Cut, what is being close to the people? To put it bluntly, he is just a charlatan who cheats on food and drink."
She saw such an introduction from the gossip morning newspaper, and then thought about the appearance of the national teacher yelling at Yin Zi, she couldn't help complaining hard.Rumors are really killing people, he is also very good at cheating food and drinking to such an extent.
"What kind of quack warlock, I am the majestic national teacher of Xijing Kingdom, can a quack warlock compare?"
Say someone, and someone arrives.Holding a box in his hand, he sat down and opened the box. It was shining gold, which almost blinded her, so he couldn't help but roll his eyes several times at this legendary national teacher.
"Yes, yes, two hundred and five national teachers."
As he spoke, he continued to read his morning newspaper.Because of the long-term peace and stability of Xijing Kingdom, the commodity economy has developed well, and the prosperity of the people is a bit like that of the Song Dynasty.People are fed and clothed, and there are many ways to entertain them. For example, the morning newspaper in her hand is a gossip magazine in modern times.
However, she seriously doubted whether the national teacher gave money to this morning newspaper, otherwise why would the writing be so disgusting?
"You are only two hundred and five national teachers, please call my master, okay, little Lizi? Also, don't talk like it's none of your business, don't forget, you are here with me, eat and drink for nothing, except It's okay to complain about me, what else can you do?"
Hou Jing felt tired from rolling her eyes at him.
"Master Two Hundred and Five, I want to correct you on a few things. First of all, I have a name. My name is Li Qi. Please don't call me a eunuch every time, okay? Second, I have to declare that I am not Bai Eat and drink for free, as your assistant and bodyguard, when you cheated, kidnapped and cheated other people's money without conscience, you would have been dead without my aftermath. You also have to work part-time as your nanny, cook, and cleaner ..."
The more Hou Jing talked, the more wrinkles on the Guoshi's brows, well, he was wrong, so he yelled to stop.
"Hey, don't make me sound like I'm worthless, I have real talents anyway, okay?"
Hou Jing didn't want to express any more opinions, because she felt really tired from rolling her eyes.
"You do not believe?"
Hou Jing remained silent and continued not to express any opinions.
"Okay, if you don't believe me, then do the math for me and see if I can figure out your future?"
Hou Jing stretched out her hand to let him stop, then put the newspaper on the table and stretched.
"You want to cheat and kidnap others. I don't have that much time to play with you. I'm going to have morning tea. Do you want to go?"
The national teacher shook his head, held his box, and yelled at the gold bars. The picture was so unbearable that Hou Jing's eyes were almost blinded.So Hou Jing rubbed his eyes, said to himself do not see evil, and walked out of the National Teacher Hall.
In fact, the so-called morning tea is nothing more than going to the imperial dining room to steal some snacks or meals from the emperor's concubine while the staff is not paying attention.That's right, it's the imperial dining room.
After walking for about half an hour, Hou Jing was so tired that he laid his dead body in the gazebo.
One of the disadvantages of living in the palace is that the road is too far...
If it was in the folk, there would be hot meat buns to eat as soon as they went out, but unfortunately, this is in the palace... Ah, she misses her meat buns so much, woohoo, this damn palace.Now she began to wonder if there were more people in the palace who died of starvation than people who died unjustly.
If you want to ask how she came to the palace and why she hooked up with the national teacher, you have to start with her leaving the border.After leaving the border, she went straight back to the Xijing Kingdom. She originally planned to wander around, but who knew that on a dark and stormy night, when the national teacher was being deceived, she was retaliated by an unknown person, and she was almost killed by the assassin sent. Disassembled, and then she saved him out of humanitarianism.Originally, she didn't want to do it out of humanitarianism, but who knew that guy pulled her trouser leg and shouted, handsome guy, at least he's stuck~~~
Then, she knew that he was a comrade who came from time travel, and he was also an extremely funny comrade.After saving the national teacher, I realized that he really came here through time travel, and coincidentally, the two of them crossed over in the same city. He smashed to death the future national teacher who was under him as his pad.In order to atone for his sins, he impersonates himself.
Of course, this redemption is just a nice way of saying it. To put it bluntly, it is just stealing someone's identity for a living.
As for whether he has real talents and learning, Hou Jing doesn't know.Although the national teacher has been emphasizing that he is also reading the book left by that person, and that he has the so-called magic weapon for winning, Hou Jing firmly believes that he is being deceived.
As for why I followed him, it might be because everyone came here through time travel, and they are fellow villagers, so they can chat unscrupulously, so there is a sense of intimacy.In addition, she still has a very uncertain factor now, so she has to...
Thinking of that uncertain factor, Hou Jing took a long breath.
There seemed to be two souls living in her body, perhaps because she stayed in this body for a long time, so there was repulsion, so that another Hou Jing's soul gradually woke up.On the way to Xijing, she occasionally fell into an inexplicable coma, and when she woke up, she had no memory at all.
So, she was a little scared.Staying with the national teacher, at least there is a care.
Fortunately, because I am a person close to the national teacher, I am quite familiar with the servants of the palace, and I can enjoy it.For example, now, she came all the way to the imperial dining room, and everyone knew each other, so Hou Jing was allowed to eat and drink.
This solution to the privilege of being able to eat to the full without spending money, and eating delicacies from mountains and seas only when you can eat the emperor, is probably the only consolation for Hou Jing when he came to the palace.Thinking of this, Hou Jing sighed and stuffed a mouthful of pastry into his mouth. The soft pastry instantly melted in Hou Jing's mouth, and the taste was really good.
"Xiao Lizi, why is it so late today?"
The uncle chef looked at Hou Jing with a smile on his plate, and said jokingly.
Hou Jing waved his hand,
"I'm not a national teacher yet, so I'm coming back late. Well, uncle, your craftsmanship is really the best in the world, it's so delicious." He said, holding his thumb up, and praised him greatly.
Who doesn't like being praised, and everyone is no exception.So the uncle chef smiled and gave her the pastries he specially left for Hou Jing.
"This is the queen's favorite flower cake. It is made of very precious materials and is specially reserved for you."
Hou Jing was not too polite, hey hey answered twice, and took it with a smile.
"Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, in a few days, there will be a big banquet in the palace, and the ministers will be entertained, so we will be very busy in the next few days, so be careful when the time comes , There have been more guards in the palace these days."
Hou Jing nodded, and asked him what kind of banquet it was.
"It seems to be why Laoshizi's Prince Mobei and the princess held a banquet. Didn't we negotiate a peace with Mobei this time? The Mobei Kingdom seems to have brought a very precious tribute to our emperor, so the scale is relatively large."
Hou Jing almost choked on the pastry, but luckily an uncle gave her water.
"Slow down, no one will grab it for you."
"Hey, isn't it delicious?"
After bidding farewell to the uncle, Hou Jing packed the cakes and prepared them for the national teacher who yelled at Jin Jinliu.Looking at the floating clouds in the sky, Princess Mobei...
Will the world get smaller?
Hou Jing tilted his head thinking.
When she walked back to the National Teacher Hall, she didn't pay much attention, but felt that the National Teacher Hall was too quiet.It stands to reason that there should be a group of ministers outside the door for a stroll, but now there is no one there. Although he was puzzled, he still rushed in carelessly, "Two hundred and five, look what I brought you, it is said It’s the queen’s favorite pastry, don’t thank me, please call me Huo Lei Feng~”
Hou Jing's poses were all arranged, and she even compared a very bad pose with one hand, but when she saw the familiar indifferent and arrogant figure, the pastry fell to the ground instantly, and her whole body was petrified.
"Oh, you're here, Lizi, let me introduce you, this is Miss Xiao Xiaoyan."
Hou Jing opened his mouth, looking at the extremely familiar face, he had the illusion of being bloody.
Fate, you come out, I promise not to kill you!
Of course, all of this is nothing more than Hou Jing's mental activities in a few seconds.She didn't say anything, picked up the packaged pastries that fell on the ground, and patted the dust.Well, this food should not be wasted, what a pity to throw it away?
He raised his head and put on a smiling face,
"Oh, the name Xiao Xiaoyan seems familiar?"
Looking into those cold eyes, from the moment she saw her, she didn't find a trace of waves in her eyes, and the whole person exuded an aura of indifference and alienation.In this way, it seems that she really doesn't remember herself.Inexplicably, her tense heartstrings loosened, and also inexplicably, a faint sense of loss.
"Who is this……"
It is rare for Xiao Xiaoyan to ask her name, so the national teacher walked over and patted Hou Jing on the shoulder, "I forgot to introduce you, her name is Li Qi, she is from my hometown, and we come from the same place. Now in the National Teacher Hall Do things for me, you can rest assured that her character will not reveal anything."
Xiao Xiaoyan nodded and nodded, it was over.Because Hou Jing knew her well enough, she knew that this was her greatest courtesy to strangers.So she faked a big yawn, covered her mouth and said, "Then you guys talk slowly, I'll go to take a nap, oh, by the way, don't waste this pastry, it's shameful to waste, two hundred and five~"
"Go away~"
"Don't miss me~"
Hou Jing waved his hand and closed the door for them.After Hou Jing left, Xiao Xiaoyan suddenly asked, "You two seem to have a good relationship..."
The national teacher rubbed his hair,
"It's okay, maybe because we all come from one place, there is a sense of relief. By the way, my hometown is the magical and far away place I told you before. I thought I didn't have any hope No, I didn't expect to meet a fellow countryman. So, things are unpredictable..."
The national teacher sighed, but never noticed Xiao Xiaoyan's bright eyes.
"Master, do you believe in fate?"
The national teacher shook his head,
"No, I only believe in myself, what about you?"
Heh... There is a faint smile in Xiao Xiaoyan's eyes
"I didn't believe it before, but now, I believe it."
The author has something to say:
Hou Jing: Auntie, do you believe it?
Author: What do you believe?
Hou Jing: Do you believe that you will suffer forever?
Author: You will suffer forever, and I will definitely counterattack, okay?Wait a minute, no, when did I suffer?
Hou Jing: Then when did you attack?
author:……
After a while of silence,
Author: Ah, the wind is so strong, I don't know what you are talking about.
Hou Jing: Say you are a good attacker.
Author: Really?thank you.
Hou Jing: ...
Hou Jing: Brazen!
Author: Thank you for the compliment, I will be more brazen...
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