please keep me quiet dude
Chapter 3
In Zuixianlou, Hou Jing picked up two or three pig and dog friends and drank in the private room.Everyone is hugging a girl, and there are inevitably a few red lip marks on their faces.
Hou Jing shook her legs, and deliberately touched the girl's buttocks with her hands. The girl pushed her back in refusal, and said something, I hate it.Hou Jing's eyebrows were all piled up, and he forced himself to show a rather wretched smile.
"Brother Hou, don't bully her. She is still a little girl, so it will damage your reputation."
Hou Jing No. [-] Hupenggouyou, the youngest son of a certain official minister, nicknamed Zhu Daer, got his name because of his double protruding ears.
"However, you can't blame Brother Hou for this. The beauty is in your arms, and Brother Hou is a normal man. Who can control it?"
The one who spoke was Hou Jing's No. [-] cronies, the son of a certain bachelor, nicknamed Thin Monkey, and his body was as if half of his life was going to hell.
After all, Hou Jing is a soul wearer. Although this body and this brain are left by the predecessors, the memory is gone. It took her painstaking efforts to figure out the relationship between all the characters of Hou Jing.When she crossed over to play the playboy Hou Jing, she decided to reproduce Hou Jing's life meticulously.
Since you want to be a playboy, your friends and brothels are indispensable props.
Before Hou Jing crossed over, he was an honest person, a young man who had just started working and hadn't tasted the hardships of society, and hadn't experienced all kinds of oppression.Following the rules is Hou Jing's style of doing things. Avoiding all possible risks and seeking stability is her attitude in life, so she has never done anything outrageous in her previous life, not even getting drunk...
Who would have thought that once time travelling, she would learn to be a bad person.But she is that kind, even if she is a bad person, she can't be taught by death...
How could she be so stupid...
Hou Jing covered his forehead...
"By the way, have you heard? I heard that Xiao Xiaoyan, the most beautiful woman in the Xijing Kingdom, has come to the capital. In order to see Xiao Xiaoyan's true face, the crowd outside the Xiao's compound was blocked for several floors, but no one was seen. " Zhu Daer said gossipingly.
As soon as he heard the news from Xiao Xiaoyan, the thin monkey became energetic immediately, he straightened his frame with only bones left, and a kind of light appeared from the dark circles under his eyes.
"That's right, as soon as Xiao Xiaoyan came back, all the men in the capital went crazy. Xiao Xiaoyan, Xiao Xiaoyan, that kind of top-notch woman, I don't know what kind of charm it is to be under the pressure. If I have a vote with her, I will do this in my life Once a man, it's worth it."
The thin monkey wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his hands, and Hou Jing's stomach twitched.With his body, can he bear it?
Zhu Da'er patted his head, and laughed at the thin monkey disdainfully,
"Dare to love you, you have not been a man all these years."
"you……"
"Okay, okay, you two can do it, isn't it just a woman, what about it? Don't forget, you are holding a woman in your arms now. Instead of thinking about an unrealistic woman, you should cherish the person in front of you." Hou Jing Holding the wine glass, he took a sip of tea into his mouth.
By the way, I glanced at the two of them, and the man's gossip really shouldn't be underestimated.
"Succeed, listen to Brother Hou. By the way, I have an idea. What kind of man do you think... Xiao Xiaoyan will marry? Shall we try to make a bet?"
Zhu Daer suddenly had a flash of inspiration and came up with such an idea.
The thin monkey gave him a disdainful look,
"There is no need to guess? It must be General Li Wenxian. In Xijing, which woman would not want to marry him? His reputation is comparable to that of Xiao Xiaoyan. He is a general at a young age. He is both civil and military. He is also handsome. , where do you think you can find a man who is better than Li Wenxian to match Xiao Xiaoyan?"
Hearing this, Hou Jing twitched the corners of his mouth and remained silent.
In the second week of her soul transmigration, Mr. Hou called her to the study, and then told her with a beard and a stare that Xiao Xiaoyan, the number one beauty in Xijing Kingdom, was her fiancee.However, for the sake of Xiao Xiaoyan's reputation, she must first keep silent and not let anyone know.
Very good, Hou Jing couldn't be more happy, she just wants to be her own playboy in peace, and she doesn't want to rob a woman from men all over the country in such a high-profile way.Therefore, even if she was killed, she would not tell others that she and Xiao Xiaoyan could have a half-money relationship.
And every day she hears other men sexually lusting after her fiancée, she has already heard that her ears are callused and numb.
It's none of her business, it's not her fiancée anyway, that's what Hou Jing always said to herself.
"Then, Brother Hou, what do you think?" The two asked while looking at Hou Jing who was in a daze.
I?Hou Jing pointed to herself, then she pinched the girl's buttocks, grinned, showing her gleaming teeth, "What's the matter with me? She won't marry me anyway, so why waste energy on her?"
Probably, Hou Jing never knew in her life how much she looked like a playboy...
Outside the door, the bustard who was carrying the drink lowered her head in fear, while Xiao Xiaoyan covered her face, as cold as an ice sculpture.
"Call Xiu to see me!"
Walking away, Xiao Ling took out a small bottle from his sleeve and sprinkled something into the wine and food. Before leaving, he told the old bustard with a gloomy face that he must let everyone in it eat it himself. Remember, it's everyone!The more the merrier!
The bustard held the drink, looked at the two people who were leaving, shook her head, and mourned for Hou Jing for 2 minutes, then immediately put on another expression, twisted her slender waist, and sent the drink...
Xiu quickly returned to Bieyuan, where Xiao Xiaoyan was lying on a soft couch, covered with a fox fur coat.
"How?" Xiao Xiaoyan asked.
"Well, Master Hou said that everything is ready, and we just wait for the master's order."
Xiao Xiaoyan hummed, closed her eyes, as if she had entered a dream, but Xiu knew that Xiao Xiaoyan must have something else to do, otherwise she would let herself back down.
So Xiu took the initiative to ask Xiao Xiaoyan what else to order, Xiao Xiaoyan suddenly opened her eyes, and Xiu felt a slight fluctuation in her breath.
"Has Mr. Hou ever said... His son knows about my marriage with him?"
Xiu nodded, she clearly felt that her master was not in the right mood.
"Then you go and send a message to Mr. Hou, let him... educate his son well, you must educate him well..." The last four words, the tone is a bit heavy, Xiu thought he was delusional, looked at Xiao Xiaoyan, and the result Nothing was seen.
Probably... It's my own illusion again...
Xiu bowed his head and stepped back. How could that master, whose heart was as calm as water, have such emotions? Impossible...
Hou Jing didn't know what happened to her. She was fine just now, but she suddenly felt uncomfortable in her stomach, and wanted to run to the toilet, but she was a woman disguised as a man, and she was asked to grab the toilet with two other men?
I shuddered, no!
Pulling back the old bustard and asking the old bustard to find a toilet with few people for him, the old bustard was not happy at first, until Hou Jing offered a lot of money, and then let Hou Jing go to the backyard latrine, Hou Jing endured and rushed all the way to the latrine, and passed by for a while , can be regarded as venting.
She just pulled up the waistband of her trousers and was about to leave, but her stomach hurt again. She was about to untie it, but for some reason, the back of her head hurt and she passed out...
When she woke up, she had already fallen into the pit, her whole body was full of stench, and when she broke her throat, someone came to rescue her, making Hou Jing completely ashamed in her life, and went home in tears After changing into clean clothes and taking a shower five times, it was a little less psychologically disturbing.
Sitting down, Hou Jing covered her head, thinking about falling into the latrine, she couldn't bear to look directly at herself.Which bastard dared to knock her out!Grinning her teeth and clenching her fists, she swore that she would definitely come back with revenge.
I fuck you sir! ! ! ! !
Hou Jing screamed in her heart!
"Young Master, Young Master, Master wants you to go to the study." The servant knocked on the door eagerly, as if there was something urgent.
Looking for her again?Does she seem to have done nothing wrong?
Confused, he went to the study room, only to see Mr. Hou with a dark face, holding a cane in his hand.
You can't see me, you can't see me~ Hou Jing swallowed silently, then turned around...
"Where to go?"
Hou Jing turned around, heyed twice, and called obediently, "Father"
"You still know that I'm your father? Tell me, what did you do outside?"
Mr. Hou was very angry, but Hou Jing didn't understand why.
"I don't know? How about...you tell me?"
Without saying a word, Mr. Hou asked someone to lock the door and forced Hou Jing to the door.
"Daddy, if you have something to say, don't be rough. Look, you spanked me last time and my butt wound hasn't healed yet. If you hit me again, your son will be disfigured. How can your son marry a wife like this?" Ah father?" Hou Jing held Mr. Hou's hand to prevent him from doing so.
Marry a wife?Mr. Hou's hand stopped, and then immediately cloudy again.
"You unfilial thing, you don't do your job for a day, you make troubles for me everywhere, and you have humiliated the Hou family. How dare you tell me to marry a daughter-in-law? If you continue like this, be careful that I will let you go out. In this life, you will be the Hou family." Without your son!"
Mr. Hou seemed really angry, but Hou Jing still didn't understand why she had provoked him.
"If you have guts, don't hide from me. If you are a man, just let me beat you obediently!"
A cane fell on Hou Jing's back, and Hou Jing almost cried in pain.
"You worthless guy, you are still a man, just cry when it hurts, you have a future, okay?"
Mr. Hou went down with another whip, and Hou Jing could even feel the skin on his back split open, and a whip was a bloodstain.Mr. Hou is 45 years old this year. Although his strength is not as good as that of Hou when he was young, he uses a lot of force every time he hits Hou Jing's buttocks, which is much stronger than before.
But the body is not a butt after all, so rough and thick, Hou Jing's body is full of scars.
"Aren't you going to cry? Show me how you cry? If you cry again, I'll beat you to death!"
Hou Jing held back her tears and didn't let it fall. Every time she was hit, she felt as if she was being cramp and skinned. It hurt very much, and finally the pain made her numb and fainted...
At the moment of fainting, Hou Jing hoped that all this was just a ridiculous dream. She would go back after waking up from the dream. By her side... never far away...
Hou Jing shook her legs, and deliberately touched the girl's buttocks with her hands. The girl pushed her back in refusal, and said something, I hate it.Hou Jing's eyebrows were all piled up, and he forced himself to show a rather wretched smile.
"Brother Hou, don't bully her. She is still a little girl, so it will damage your reputation."
Hou Jing No. [-] Hupenggouyou, the youngest son of a certain official minister, nicknamed Zhu Daer, got his name because of his double protruding ears.
"However, you can't blame Brother Hou for this. The beauty is in your arms, and Brother Hou is a normal man. Who can control it?"
The one who spoke was Hou Jing's No. [-] cronies, the son of a certain bachelor, nicknamed Thin Monkey, and his body was as if half of his life was going to hell.
After all, Hou Jing is a soul wearer. Although this body and this brain are left by the predecessors, the memory is gone. It took her painstaking efforts to figure out the relationship between all the characters of Hou Jing.When she crossed over to play the playboy Hou Jing, she decided to reproduce Hou Jing's life meticulously.
Since you want to be a playboy, your friends and brothels are indispensable props.
Before Hou Jing crossed over, he was an honest person, a young man who had just started working and hadn't tasted the hardships of society, and hadn't experienced all kinds of oppression.Following the rules is Hou Jing's style of doing things. Avoiding all possible risks and seeking stability is her attitude in life, so she has never done anything outrageous in her previous life, not even getting drunk...
Who would have thought that once time travelling, she would learn to be a bad person.But she is that kind, even if she is a bad person, she can't be taught by death...
How could she be so stupid...
Hou Jing covered his forehead...
"By the way, have you heard? I heard that Xiao Xiaoyan, the most beautiful woman in the Xijing Kingdom, has come to the capital. In order to see Xiao Xiaoyan's true face, the crowd outside the Xiao's compound was blocked for several floors, but no one was seen. " Zhu Daer said gossipingly.
As soon as he heard the news from Xiao Xiaoyan, the thin monkey became energetic immediately, he straightened his frame with only bones left, and a kind of light appeared from the dark circles under his eyes.
"That's right, as soon as Xiao Xiaoyan came back, all the men in the capital went crazy. Xiao Xiaoyan, Xiao Xiaoyan, that kind of top-notch woman, I don't know what kind of charm it is to be under the pressure. If I have a vote with her, I will do this in my life Once a man, it's worth it."
The thin monkey wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his hands, and Hou Jing's stomach twitched.With his body, can he bear it?
Zhu Da'er patted his head, and laughed at the thin monkey disdainfully,
"Dare to love you, you have not been a man all these years."
"you……"
"Okay, okay, you two can do it, isn't it just a woman, what about it? Don't forget, you are holding a woman in your arms now. Instead of thinking about an unrealistic woman, you should cherish the person in front of you." Hou Jing Holding the wine glass, he took a sip of tea into his mouth.
By the way, I glanced at the two of them, and the man's gossip really shouldn't be underestimated.
"Succeed, listen to Brother Hou. By the way, I have an idea. What kind of man do you think... Xiao Xiaoyan will marry? Shall we try to make a bet?"
Zhu Daer suddenly had a flash of inspiration and came up with such an idea.
The thin monkey gave him a disdainful look,
"There is no need to guess? It must be General Li Wenxian. In Xijing, which woman would not want to marry him? His reputation is comparable to that of Xiao Xiaoyan. He is a general at a young age. He is both civil and military. He is also handsome. , where do you think you can find a man who is better than Li Wenxian to match Xiao Xiaoyan?"
Hearing this, Hou Jing twitched the corners of his mouth and remained silent.
In the second week of her soul transmigration, Mr. Hou called her to the study, and then told her with a beard and a stare that Xiao Xiaoyan, the number one beauty in Xijing Kingdom, was her fiancee.However, for the sake of Xiao Xiaoyan's reputation, she must first keep silent and not let anyone know.
Very good, Hou Jing couldn't be more happy, she just wants to be her own playboy in peace, and she doesn't want to rob a woman from men all over the country in such a high-profile way.Therefore, even if she was killed, she would not tell others that she and Xiao Xiaoyan could have a half-money relationship.
And every day she hears other men sexually lusting after her fiancée, she has already heard that her ears are callused and numb.
It's none of her business, it's not her fiancée anyway, that's what Hou Jing always said to herself.
"Then, Brother Hou, what do you think?" The two asked while looking at Hou Jing who was in a daze.
I?Hou Jing pointed to herself, then she pinched the girl's buttocks, grinned, showing her gleaming teeth, "What's the matter with me? She won't marry me anyway, so why waste energy on her?"
Probably, Hou Jing never knew in her life how much she looked like a playboy...
Outside the door, the bustard who was carrying the drink lowered her head in fear, while Xiao Xiaoyan covered her face, as cold as an ice sculpture.
"Call Xiu to see me!"
Walking away, Xiao Ling took out a small bottle from his sleeve and sprinkled something into the wine and food. Before leaving, he told the old bustard with a gloomy face that he must let everyone in it eat it himself. Remember, it's everyone!The more the merrier!
The bustard held the drink, looked at the two people who were leaving, shook her head, and mourned for Hou Jing for 2 minutes, then immediately put on another expression, twisted her slender waist, and sent the drink...
Xiu quickly returned to Bieyuan, where Xiao Xiaoyan was lying on a soft couch, covered with a fox fur coat.
"How?" Xiao Xiaoyan asked.
"Well, Master Hou said that everything is ready, and we just wait for the master's order."
Xiao Xiaoyan hummed, closed her eyes, as if she had entered a dream, but Xiu knew that Xiao Xiaoyan must have something else to do, otherwise she would let herself back down.
So Xiu took the initiative to ask Xiao Xiaoyan what else to order, Xiao Xiaoyan suddenly opened her eyes, and Xiu felt a slight fluctuation in her breath.
"Has Mr. Hou ever said... His son knows about my marriage with him?"
Xiu nodded, she clearly felt that her master was not in the right mood.
"Then you go and send a message to Mr. Hou, let him... educate his son well, you must educate him well..." The last four words, the tone is a bit heavy, Xiu thought he was delusional, looked at Xiao Xiaoyan, and the result Nothing was seen.
Probably... It's my own illusion again...
Xiu bowed his head and stepped back. How could that master, whose heart was as calm as water, have such emotions? Impossible...
Hou Jing didn't know what happened to her. She was fine just now, but she suddenly felt uncomfortable in her stomach, and wanted to run to the toilet, but she was a woman disguised as a man, and she was asked to grab the toilet with two other men?
I shuddered, no!
Pulling back the old bustard and asking the old bustard to find a toilet with few people for him, the old bustard was not happy at first, until Hou Jing offered a lot of money, and then let Hou Jing go to the backyard latrine, Hou Jing endured and rushed all the way to the latrine, and passed by for a while , can be regarded as venting.
She just pulled up the waistband of her trousers and was about to leave, but her stomach hurt again. She was about to untie it, but for some reason, the back of her head hurt and she passed out...
When she woke up, she had already fallen into the pit, her whole body was full of stench, and when she broke her throat, someone came to rescue her, making Hou Jing completely ashamed in her life, and went home in tears After changing into clean clothes and taking a shower five times, it was a little less psychologically disturbing.
Sitting down, Hou Jing covered her head, thinking about falling into the latrine, she couldn't bear to look directly at herself.Which bastard dared to knock her out!Grinning her teeth and clenching her fists, she swore that she would definitely come back with revenge.
I fuck you sir! ! ! ! !
Hou Jing screamed in her heart!
"Young Master, Young Master, Master wants you to go to the study." The servant knocked on the door eagerly, as if there was something urgent.
Looking for her again?Does she seem to have done nothing wrong?
Confused, he went to the study room, only to see Mr. Hou with a dark face, holding a cane in his hand.
You can't see me, you can't see me~ Hou Jing swallowed silently, then turned around...
"Where to go?"
Hou Jing turned around, heyed twice, and called obediently, "Father"
"You still know that I'm your father? Tell me, what did you do outside?"
Mr. Hou was very angry, but Hou Jing didn't understand why.
"I don't know? How about...you tell me?"
Without saying a word, Mr. Hou asked someone to lock the door and forced Hou Jing to the door.
"Daddy, if you have something to say, don't be rough. Look, you spanked me last time and my butt wound hasn't healed yet. If you hit me again, your son will be disfigured. How can your son marry a wife like this?" Ah father?" Hou Jing held Mr. Hou's hand to prevent him from doing so.
Marry a wife?Mr. Hou's hand stopped, and then immediately cloudy again.
"You unfilial thing, you don't do your job for a day, you make troubles for me everywhere, and you have humiliated the Hou family. How dare you tell me to marry a daughter-in-law? If you continue like this, be careful that I will let you go out. In this life, you will be the Hou family." Without your son!"
Mr. Hou seemed really angry, but Hou Jing still didn't understand why she had provoked him.
"If you have guts, don't hide from me. If you are a man, just let me beat you obediently!"
A cane fell on Hou Jing's back, and Hou Jing almost cried in pain.
"You worthless guy, you are still a man, just cry when it hurts, you have a future, okay?"
Mr. Hou went down with another whip, and Hou Jing could even feel the skin on his back split open, and a whip was a bloodstain.Mr. Hou is 45 years old this year. Although his strength is not as good as that of Hou when he was young, he uses a lot of force every time he hits Hou Jing's buttocks, which is much stronger than before.
But the body is not a butt after all, so rough and thick, Hou Jing's body is full of scars.
"Aren't you going to cry? Show me how you cry? If you cry again, I'll beat you to death!"
Hou Jing held back her tears and didn't let it fall. Every time she was hit, she felt as if she was being cramp and skinned. It hurt very much, and finally the pain made her numb and fainted...
At the moment of fainting, Hou Jing hoped that all this was just a ridiculous dream. She would go back after waking up from the dream. By her side... never far away...
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