fishing for fame

Calling yourself an all-rounder is somewhat against the rules of fishing.Aquaman is a group of people with low self-esteem. They think that their charm comes from their superior abilities over others, including game talent.So in order to take care of the opponent's face, Fang Songyu quickly changed his words: "Actually, he is not omnipotent. He knows a little about everything, but his playing is very average (? ì_í?)"

Soon Zhong sent him a QQ number.

To be cautious, Fang Songyu used his trumpet which had no content.He specially opened this trumpet to bring Jiang Yiyun, an idiot, to become the king. Therefore, there is only Jiang Yiyun as a friend in the entire account, and "Zhong" is the second one. He felt that "Zhong" should be grateful for this honor.

When he added friends, the interface showed that the number of mutual friends was zero.

Cautious, too cautious.How many trumpets does Hai Wang have to play to tease his sister? No wonder that idiot Jiang Yiyun can't find out, the routine is too deep.

Moreover, the QQ level of this trumpet is still the sun, which means that the account has been used for a long time, and Neptune is a habitual offender.

Fang Songyu endured his nausea and sent a cute emoji to the other party.

- Small fish: [hi.jpg]

-Xiaoyu: What are you playing, chicken or king (? ì_í?)

- Zhong: Uh... I can do it, let's eat chicken.

In fact, it can be said that Zhong Siyan can't do it, and the system solution that is as thick as a dictionary doesn't allow him to do it.But a man can't say no, even if he bites the bullet, he can still do it.

It’s been a long time since I played King of Glory, and he doesn’t know the mechanism when new heroes come out. It’s too much a test for game understanding. He’s familiar with gun operations at least when he’s playing chicken. At worst, he says he’s not familiar with the keys and changed his phone. The reason is like a sponge. The water in the water can be squeezed.

After making up his mind, Zhong Siyan cleared his throat and turned on the voice changer. He chose a male voice that resembled his voice but not exactly, which was clearer than his own voice. He also used this voice to give "Xiaoyu" has always been prone to mistakes when sending voice messages.

He kind of wants to hear... the tone of the other party pretending to be a girl, the straightforward praise and active dependence.

Xiaoyu will be online soon.

Xiaoyu's game name is not "Xiaoyu", or it is not like Xiaoyu's usual style, that is, all accounts contain the word "fish", but a very strange noun, repeating the bones.

At first, Zhong Siyan thought it was a typo, and his first reaction when he saw the bones was bones. However, during the process of loading the game, he did a quick Baidu search and found that it was not as simple as he thought.Repeating bone is a technical term in clothing design, which generally refers to the repetition of a pattern.

Zhong Siyan guessed that Xiaoyu might have studied design.Like forensic experts giving portraits to criminals, Zhong Siyan gradually had a guess about Xiaoyu's identity.

A handsome man around 175, with obvious feminine features, slender but not too thin, majoring in art and design.

Xiaoyu turned on the microphone and called softly, "Hello? Is brother there?"

"Not here." Zhong Siyan said, "Where to dance?"

"Brother decides." Xiaoyu smiled coquettishly with the strange female voice in the voice changer, "Everyone listens to my brother."

Zhong Siyan: "..."

He combined Xiaoyu's babble and the male image in his mind, and he felt an indescribable excitement.

When being bullied hard...can you act like a baby like this?

The premise is that you don’t need a voice changer, just use your own voice, and keep yelling for your brother to let him go...

Zhong Siyan's Adam's apple twitched a few times, pulled an air-conditioning blanket, and covered his legs.

Xiaoyu said, "Brother, here is a six-fold mirror, do you want to use it?"

"Take it." Zhong Siyan touched his nose, "Don't think about me."

In fact, he can't hold back the six times mirror.

Fang Songyu glanced at the equipment of "Clock" and was speechless.

The villain in the game is carrying a first-level bag, and the other party is even holding a sks... Fang Songyu thought, don't you really need a sextuple mirror?

There are people on the far side of the hill.Fang Songyu flipped in from the back of the house lightly, went up to the second floor, adjusted the distance of the six-fold mirror, and observed the enemy's movements.Soon the other party got into the car, started the car and drove towards the scattered housing area here, and then he saw "Zhong" running towards the hillside, he just wanted to remind "Zhong" not to run towards the car, A line of white text appears at the bottom of the screen in the next second:

Your teammate "zhong" was knocked down by a vehicle

Fang Songyu: "..."

Playing the opponent in front of "Zhong" is very strong. What is the difference between playing him with a golden gun in front of an impotent person? !

That's it? !That's it? !

Fang Songyu felt that he would never be able to build up self-confidence for Neptune. A person can pretend that he is not very good at playing games, give water to his teammates, and give him the head he got, but he can't pretend that he is so blind that he can't see the upper left corner Wheel markers for the minimap.One can't be unconscionable, at least Fang Songyu can't indulge her level to the level of elementary school students...

Fang Songyu took advantage of the two idiots in the car to come down and look for someone, and used the position to block the perspective, knocked down a person who was going to enter through his front door, and then jumped out of the window, touching the back of another person, The submachine gun fired and directly wiped out the team.

Poor "Zhong" was crawling by the side of the car.

Reason told him that if he wanted to score, he should give up his teammates.If you are more ruthless, you can blow up the car, and then dance a dance next to your teammate's green box as a grave.

Reason also told him that this Neptune should not have succeeded in teasing girls by relying on his game talent, maybe he should develop a relationship with the other party in a different way next time.

Rationality... Rationality can't fucking promote the growth of feelings, Fang Songyu gritted his teeth and went to help the "clock".

By the way, to comfort myself, the rescue value also adds points.

……No!Play games with "Zhong" again, he is a dog!

He said coquettishly: "Brother, I'm here to help you. Those two people didn't know that I was upstairs, so I killed them. Why did they appear suddenly? Before I saw them, you fell down." , It must be on and off!" While throwing a smoke bomb with ease, he hid in the smoke to help someone.

"Zhong" didn't speak, and the team channel was strangely quiet for a long time.

After a while, after Fang Songyu stimulated the battlefield gods to block and kill the gods and Buddhas to block and kill the Buddha several times, "Zhong" said: "Ahem, I have something to do, I will go first."

Then "Clock" really showed that it was offline.

Fang Songyu thought, probably his plan to flirt today failed for the second time.I guess Neptune didn't expect it, the reason why his game skills were broken was not because he led his sister to score, but because he was led away by his sister.

Man, your name is Poor. *

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Zhong Siyan did feel ashamed of his game skills for a short time, but the reason for going offline was not because of this. The main reason was that the teacher in charge of student communication told them to fill out a form in the group, and said that a meeting might be held later. A small online meeting to inform some things that need to be done when the school starts.

He was originally a medical student at Nanchen University, and he was also studying as a graduate student at Nanchen University, but the school opened an exchange activity to Tongcheng University, called joint training.It happened that Zhong Siyan wanted to go out to see the style of study of other schools and the atmosphere of other cities, so he signed up.

Tongcheng University specially found a teacher from the Academic Affairs Office to be responsible for the life and teaching of their jointly trained students.Right now the teacher held an online meeting just to talk about this, the teacher talked a lot of nonsense, Zhong Siyan looked at the space of "Little Fish" and listened absent-mindedly.

The teacher said that tomorrow a cadre from the student union will be arranged to take them through the formalities.

The teacher also said that tomorrow the student union cadre will take them to familiarize themselves with the school environment, and they can ask him any questions.

The teacher said again... Hey, Xiaoyu doesn't have any content on QQ Zone.

Zhong Siyan uninterestedly opened the Jade Bird app, looked at the city where "Little Fish" was located, and was pleasantly surprised to find that "Little Fish" was also in Tongcheng.

When fishing for fish in a sea, the goal is narrowed from the vast land of China to a single city. Maybe, he can pass by the "little fish" on the road.

Zhong Siyan opened the photo again. The "little fish" in the photo was leaning against the wall, looking out from the window embedded in the wall. Behind him was a tree of tung flowers, like a tree of snow blooming.

The author says:

*The phrase from "Hamlet" is used, fragile, your name is a woman.

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