On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

"Master Dazai! Everything you want is here."

The man who was much taller and stronger than the boy bowed his head respectfully in front of the half-grown boy.

If they dared to look down on this "suicide kid" more than half a year ago, after the leading war and getting along with each other in the past few months, no member of the operation team who was absolutely shocked would dare to look up at this little devil again "One-eyed".

……

Osamu Dazai took the document casually and flipped through it: "Where's Chuya?"

"Master Chuya is going to finish yesterday's operation."

"Tch, he deserves not to be tall." Osamu Dazai smiled mockingly.

The black suit didn't dare to answer these words, but waited silently for orders.

When he turned to a certain page, the boy's iris-colored eyes outside the bandage showed a little smile.

He closed the file casually, and looked at the respectful subordinates in front of him.The document rolled into a paper tube was tapped leisurely in his palm.

"Yamaguchi-kun is my subordinate, right? Is that right? Hmm... that's how I remember it."

The man called Yamaguchi-kun thumped in his heart, lowered his head even lower, and said in a panicked tone: "Of course! This subordinate is Lord Dazai's subordinate!"

Osamu Dazai smiled without saying a word, turned his head and left.

Yamaguchi raised his eyelids and peeked at Dazai Osamu's slender back, and heaved a sigh of relief.

"what happened to you?"

His colleague just came out of the warehouse.

Seeing Dazai Osamu's figure not far away, his colleague's face suddenly changed: "Master Dazai..."

He looked at Yamaguchi tremblingly: "Are you okay? What did Master Dazai ask you for?"

Hearing this familiar question, Yamaguchi opened his eyes slightly.

The next moment, he sighed and looked away: "Alas... the mission report Mr. Dazai asked me to write for him last time, I actually wrote a wrong number... I really..."

He let out a long sigh of relief, and seemed to be terrified.

The colleague looked at him sympathetically and comforted him, "No wonder his face is so pale... But since Dazai-sama doesn't pursue it, it shouldn't be a big deal."

Yamaguchi replies with a few perfunctory words and puts the subject to rest.

……

After dismissing his colleagues, Yamaguchi stared blankly at the distant horizon and his heart was beating wildly.

"What did Dazai-sama tell you?"

——This kind of words that he can listen to and ask three or four times a day...

If it wasn't for those two sentences Dazai-sama asked before he left...he would never have realized that he had to hide such insignificant things from his colleagues.

But... How did Dazai-sama, who never stayed with them, know the chat habits among these members?

Yamaguchi trembled with his fingers, and a layer of cold sweat climbed up his back.

Ask him to use the convenience of collecting security fees to investigate the import and export of a metal material in Yokohama in recent months-even if he read it twice, he can't remember the complicated and awkward name of that material without a degree-Master Dazai What are you going to do?

Is this material something precious?Investigating this is also worth keeping secret?

Yamaguchi couldn't help but explore in his heart, but he still couldn't think of anything.As soon as the cold wind blew, he quickly suppressed the overthinking in his heart, and left the place in a hurry.

**

Osamu Dazai returned to the office humming a song in a good mood.

He opened the file in his hand again and turned to the form on the fourth page. He compared it with the data on the computer, and added, subtracted, and calculated in his heart.

Finally, after obtaining three valid data in his mental calculation, he took out a document compiled by another subordinate the day before yesterday from the drawer, and leisurely flipped through it.

"Where is it? This lovely lady~"

"Miss with a lucky value of MAX, she has to avoid stray bullets."

"Eh?" Osamu Dazai stopped his hand, and his eyes briefly scanned the line of information, "Britain?"

"After all, you dared to come to Yokohama against the current during the Dragon Head War, the lady is really extraordinary..."

Osamu Dazai, who was talking to himself in the office, curled up a satisfied smile.

……

Throwing the information on the table casually, he poked the puppet at the corner of the table with his bandaged fingertips: "Miss Bold!"

As soon as the words fell, the office door was knocked open with a "bang--".

"Osamu Dazai!" Nakahara Chuya rushed in angrily, reaching out to grab his partner's collar.

Osamu Dazai quickly stretched out his hand to push the little doll away, grabbed the document and threw it into Nakahara Nakaya's hand to resist the attack.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who did not catch the collar but grabbed a stack of documents, also glanced at the above content, and was distracted for a while: "What? Is the port mafia going to enter the field of metal mine development?"

"In order to reduce the cost of weapon manufacturing?"

Although they are in urgent need of a large number of weapons due to the consumption of the dragon head war, but starting from the metal mine... is this too far-sighted?

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked suspiciously at his salted fish partner, and the honest man's heart began to shake—maybe he pushed all the work to himself these two days because of the tasks assigned by the leader?

……

Osamu Dazai gave his partner a contemptuous glance, shattering the other party's good-natured fantasy: "Slimy slug really only has work in his mind! No wonder... that brain capacity may not be able to pretend to be the second thing. Too embarrassing for slugs!"

Nakahara Chu's face darkened, he clenched the documents in his hand into a ball, and punched Osamu Dazai!

Osamu Dazai hid in the past, and said triumphantly in a good mood: "Slug should go to work, I'm going to find my beautiful sister~"

"what?"

"You come back to me!!!"

**

"Jingle--"

The wind chime at the door rang crisply, and Aoki Akira looked up at the tall slender boy who was backlit by the glass sliding door.

"Dazai?"

She blinked at Osamu Dazai, feeling that he looked much more relaxed today.

"Are you in a good mood today?"

It was rare to see this melancholy young man come alive a little, and Aoki Akira couldn't help but smile.

"Well, my servant brought me good medicine, and I can probably sleep well recently..."

A faint smile curled up on Dazai's lips.

Aoki Akira's eyes softened a little, he got up and went to the freezer and took out a bowl of orange ice cubes.

Osamu Dazai's eyes moved slightly, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became more and more obvious, but his voice was as "ignorant of worldly affairs" as before.

"Eh? What is this?"

"Stir fry the crab and mince it. This is the soup left after filtering. After freezing it into ice, use this machine to make it into ice cream texture. It tastes very good."

Although I don't know why this little guy can use crabs to fight insomnia, Aoki Akira thinks there is no need to delve into it—maybe it is a psychological factor?

Although he avoided certain questions in a sensible way, he didn't want to cause her trouble.But judging from the information he inadvertently revealed, he probably came from a big family with countless secrets...

Aoki Akira took out the bowl of crab meat ice cream from the machine and handed it to him.

At such a young age, I am so depressed that I can't even sleep well... It's really pitiful.

……

Facing Aoki Akira's affectionate look, Osamu Dazai made a cute look of joy and anticipation.

Sure enough, seeing him so happy, Aoki Akira also returned him a gentle smile.

"I'm going to work. If you're bored, you can... No, you'd better be careful! Last time you broke that watch, I spent a lot of effort to repair it."

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I don't know why I didn't hold it steady... Eh? Can the chassis be repaired if it's broken like that? Can you get a new one?"

Aoki Akira's expression remained unchanged: "Of course! It's all broken like that, can it be recast? It's much faster to disassemble and reassemble with new parts."

"Hey—that's amazing!" Dazai Osamu's eyes sparkled, "Then go get busy, I'll just lie on the chair and blow on the air conditioner."

Faced with Aoki Akira's expression that seemed to be about to issue a warning, Osamu Dazai tilted his head obediently: "Don't worry, don't worry! It won't cause damage! Even if there is an accident... my old man can afford it!"

Aoki Akira: ...

OK.

It's nice to have money.

……

Osamu Dazai's gaze swept across the various clocks and clocks hanging all over the wall, and when he touched a certain corner, he stopped in his tracks.

Looking around, Aoki Akira had indeed entered the inner room.

Osamu Dazai carefully walked around the sundries on the ground, reached out and took off the watch on the wall, and flipped through it repeatedly.

After touching a piece of embossed flower at the corner with his fingertips, Osamu Dazai's eyes stayed on it for a long time.

"The so-called 'new parts'? This is really..." Osamu Dazai laughed softly, "Unexpected."

There is no burden to lie.

Hanging back the clock leisurely, Osamu Dazai, who confirmed his guess, found the recliner and collapsed on it.

Caressing the comfortable wooden handle of the recliner, Osamu Dazai sighed: "It's a gentle place different from Japanese women..."

He doesn't even want to report to that spicy chicken boss now.

……

Picking up the bowl of crab meat ice cream on the table, Osamu Dazai made up his mind after taking the first bite——

Sir, it's better that you don't know.

Although it is said that a European supernatural person with unknown intentions sneaked in, she has not done anything so far.

Osamu Dazai made up his mind to deal with the traces of the investigation when he returns home!

After realizing that the fixed point attached to the clock disappeared, Aoki Akira, who shrank in the inner room, put down the things in his hands and sighed sadly.

It was a complete accident to meet this child.

Finally able to go out after the war.When passing by the river, Aoki Akira accidentally found this comatose boy floating in the middle of the river.

He seemed to have stumbled and fallen into the river, his body was wrapped in dense bandages, and when he was fished out of the river, he still smelled of blood.

……

And then, I don't know if it was because she was saved.Out of nowhere, this melancholy and beautiful boy who seemed to have a bad relationship with his family cautiously approached him.

Anyway, I don't know anyone in Yokohama, and this little brother is quite cute - Aoki Akira just acquiesced in this idle rich man coming to her every once in a while.

But I don't know if it's because I'm used to being a little master who only respects me, this child seems to lack a sense of boundaries, and wants to touch everything.

And he himself may not have realized it... He seems to have the ability to restrain her space system ability.

——I can't go on like this.

Aoki Akira began to think about how to solve the problem without hurting the melancholy boy.

"Boom—"

"..."

With this crisp cracking sound, the inner room and the outer room fell into silence at the same time.

Aoki Akira put down the bird planer in his hand, stared silently at the chisel beside the table——do not hurt a hammer, he wants to open a ladle for that Tom cat :)

"Master Dazai?"

In the hall where people come and go, the two-meter vacuum zone around Osamu Dazai is quite obvious.

The front desk looked at Osamu Dazai who had stood motionless for a long time with a stiff smile, and couldn't help but remind him.

Osamu Dazai woke up after hearing the sound, turned his head and glanced at the stage in front of him, and asked thoughtfully, "Is this big clock very expensive?"

The front desk glanced at the newly bought alloy clock on the wall, and felt a little strange in his heart-how could something that can be placed as a facade of the Hong Kong|Hei Center Building be so cheap?

"Of course, this is..."

"It's decided!" Osamu Dazai was not interested in what he had to say next.

He clapped his fists with a satisfied expression: "Just use this to apologize!"

front desk:"……?"

"Osamu Dazai!" When he went downstairs, he found that the one in the crowd dancing happily in the center of the hall was his hateful partner, and Zhongyuan Zhong, who had worked overtime until now, suddenly became angry!

"Ah! Chuya! It's just in time!" Dazai Osamu was uncharacteristically waving at him enthusiastically, "Come and help!"

"Huh??" Zhong Yuan was also stunned!

How did this thing open its mouth? ?All the work was left to him alone!When he has no temper? !

……

……

"Haven't you arrived yet?" Zhongyuan Zhong also asked reluctantly with a stinky face.

"Soon..." Osamu Dazai glanced at Nakahara Nakaya, who was floating the big clock with a layer of red light in mid-air.

"Chuya, you are hopeless! You said you were going to see the beautiful sister, but you are still so impatient... There is no hope, there is no hope!"

"Huh?" Nakahara Chuya really wanted to throw something at Osamu Dazai's head!

"What's none of my business? I'm not you!" Nakahara Nakaya stared at Osamu Dazai in disgust.

Osamu Dazai dismissed it: "What kind of eyes is that slug? Are you going to attack me because you don't have a relationship with the opposite sex? Does slandering me make you look more noble?"

"Slimy, brainless fellow!"

Zhongya Zhongya's forehead burst out with blue veins, and without even thinking about it, he smashed the heavy alloy clock in his hand as a weapon!

Osamu Dazai had expected it a long time ago, and swiftly dodged aside!

The big bell jumped over Osamu Dazai and slammed straight at a figure on the side of the road.

The woman's startled exclamation came, and Zhong Yuanzhong also focused his eyes, and his calf muscles tensed up, and he stepped forward to grab the big clock that was thrown out: "Sorry, are you okay?"

Osamu Dazai, who failed to see Aoki Akira's first reaction, looked away in disappointment, but was surprised to find that the two people over there had quieted down.

Osamu Dazai:?

……

Zhongyuan Zhong also stared blankly at Aoki Akira who was also stunned.

Although what was reflected in front of her eyes was her face that was pretending to be calm, what her brain fed back was...the defensive and obedient little face that she hesitated to catch him that night.

—Although he was completely lied to.

Sweeping over the other party's tightly clenched fingers, he seemed to have returned to the night of that day in a daze.

The plaque on Chinatown and the full moon hanging high in the sky.

The warm drops of blood that hit his face unexpectedly, and the dazzling moonlight that lasted all night.

……

"Ah - I caught it today," Zhong Yuan pushed away the big alloy clock he was holding in his hand, "You should thank me this time, right?"

Osamu Dazai:? ?

Didn't you throw it over?

Aoki Akira thought of the way this person was played by him last time, lowered his head and opened his mouth, but was too nervous to speak.

Central Plains also put the alloy bell on the ground.

A hand with well-knit bones stretched out towards her, and the slender fingers didn't look bloated even though they were wearing black gloves.

"My name is Chuya Nakahara, and I'm that guy's partner."

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

You are actually such a Central Plains Chuya?

Osamu Dazai was shocked!Osamu Dazai was dumbfounded! !

——Has he been used as a springboard by the single-celled slug?