On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

I personally made two diamond rings, quietly.

Oval brilliant cut in azure color.

The finished product is brighter than Zhongye's eyes under the Rongrong light at night, but it will not have the tenderness and tenderness in his eyes.

When I put it in the ring box, I couldn't help but sigh—Nakaya's fingers are really thin, the ring ring is only a little bigger than mine, and my thumb fits perfectly.

After everything was ready, I specially ordered flowers from the Internet.

A large bouquet of roses was tightly wrapped in gold-rimmed black paper, and the deep and bright red petals were round and full.

On the night when I made all the preparations for the proposal, I was actually still vaguely anxious.

——He will agree to me, right?He said that we will sign the marriage contract next month, so I should have no problem proposing... right?

With such an uneasy mood, I turned off the headlights in the studio ahead of time before the twilight outside the window fell, and then hastily locked the door.After packing up my mood on the road, I returned to the apartment with a normal expression.

In order to recharge my batteries and keep my secrets, I used exhaustion as an excuse to take a rest early without even saying a few words to Zhong Ye.

Just in case, I brought several large boxes of snacks and wagashi early in the morning on the day of the proposal and graciously flashed into the detective agency to ask Ranpo for help.

Kunikida, who is diligent, and Tanizaki, who has to get up early to send his sister to school, often play the role of opening the door of the detective agency.

Today is Mr. Kunikida who is still full of energy.

Looking at his back in a neat little suit, I thought so.

Kunikida closed the door casually, and flipped on the overhead light switch next to the door.One turned around and found that a woman in a red dress had appeared without warning in the empty room just now, and the glass wall behind reflected the still dark sky outside the window.

I was so scared that I almost died on the spot!

……

I was also surprised by the way he almost took off on the spot, and I jumped back a small step.

The morning of the detective agency fell into a strange silence...

In the silence of looking at each other, I slowly looked down at my red dress.

Ah this...

Me: ... (>person<;) sorry...

Kunikida: ...(ーー;)

……

I thought people with supernatural powers were fat...

But when I think of someone who is as afraid of ghosts as I am, I can't help but feel happy in my heart.

Then I tried my best to put on a friendly and guilty look to ask for warmth: "I'm sorry, Mr. Kunikida, I appeared too abruptly. Are you okay?"

Kunikida's hand holding his glasses trembled slightly: "...it's okay."

Before I could express my condolences hypocritically again, Edogawa’s clear and crisp voice came with the unhappiness of getting up in the morning together with the sound of opening the door:

"Ah, Aoki's schadenfreude is too obvious."

I:……

Kunikida, who was still pale, said: ...

As expected of you, Mr. Ranpo.Yokohama's first KY essence.The air in the detective agency has visibly become depleted of oxygen.

……

When Edogawa lazily yawned and walked around Kunikida who was frozen in place, I found Yosano Akiko following behind him.

Immediately my mood jumped for joy, and I didn't hesitate to put this little matter in front of me behind me.

I couldn't help the little pride in my heart, I turned around to show her:

"Akiko Akiko! Does it look good?"

Edogawa and Akiko looked at me together.

The difference is that Akiko just looked at my skirt and makeup appreciatively, while Ranbu stopped her yawning hands and opened her eyes wide in surprise.

……

okay.

In order to prevent Osamu Dazai from messing around at my proposal scene, I avoided the detective agency from the beginning of choosing diamonds, and making rings also relied on working hours to catch fish.Although Ranpo is smart, he doesn't pay attention to things that don't hit him.So it must have been an accident for him.

Akiko: "Very beautiful! Did Akira wear makeup today? It's an eye-catching beauty."

I'm so happy--

Ranbu curled his lips: "Ah... no wonder... Dazai complained that your friendship is not as hard as a diamond."

I:……

Is it because I thought I was right?I've kept it a secret, smart people already know it...

Seeing my mood visibly down, Luanbu comforted me for the sake of the high stack of snacks on the table:

"But I really didn't expect it to be like this... At least I didn't expect it to be you who wanted to propose."

Akiko:?

Kunikida:? !

As we got down to business, I rallied and stared at Ranpo expectantly.

Luanbu understood my expectation, retracted his hand and straightened his hat, regaining his big boss demeanor.He casually grabbed the snack that had been opened for him and stuffed it into his mouth, murmuring indistinctly: "Well, okay, okay."

The clean hand quickly pulled out the glasses that the president gave him and put them on. After about ten seconds, he put down the glasses and stared out of the window thoughtfully.

Ten seconds of silence is suffering, and putting away the glasses is judgment.

I tightened my throat, for fear that my heart would hit me without prioritizing.

……

"No problem. He'll wear the ring."

I was so excited that I wanted to kiss this big baby.

I swiftly unwrapped all the snack packages for Luanbu, and I swore: "When I take him down, I will buy Luanbu-sang a year's worth of snacks!"

Luanbu jumped up visibly with the naked eye: "The flag is a victory! It's a happy marriage for a hundred years!"

I happily disappeared into the detective agency.

***

Edogawa ranpo smiled and looked at the various snacks on the table, looking in a good mood.

Kunikida Doppo stuttered, and said with astonishment in his eyes: "Dr. Yosano... did you hear that? Is that what I understand..."

Yosano Akiko smirked: "Ah, indeed. Although it is a bit unexpected, it is also a bit shocking."

……

Oda Sakunosuke walked into the office and looked at the people with different expressions: "Is there any trouble?"

Kunikida raised his glasses: "No, I'm just a little surprised to learn that Miss Aoki is going to propose to the cadre from Hong Kong|Black today."

Oda thought for a while: "Ah, indeed. It's almost time to reach this point. Is it today, then I'll prepare a gift for her."

Kunikida looked at this nice man who had just joined the detective agency, and couldn't restrain his spirit of complaining:

"Mr. Oda, don't you think it's 'unreasonable' for Ms. Aoki to propose as a girl? The other party is a mafia cadre, and this kind of person really won't reject the other party because of embarrassment?"

Oda stopped and thought about it again, and replied seriously: "Indeed. But Aoki likes Mr. Chuya very much."

Kunikida gave up resonating...

Kunikida discovered his blind spot: "Where's Osamu Dazai?"

Oda paused while he was arranging the documents, his eyes wandered to the desktop, and he said cautiously: "He said that the Tsurumi River this morning is very beautiful..."

Kunikida came out alone.

***

It was past three o'clock in the afternoon when Fukuzawa Yukichi, who was out to visit for some reason, came to the detective agency today.

Pushing open the door of the detective agency, he keenly noticed that the atmosphere in the agency was abnormally excited and happy-although the members of the agency quickly adjusted their expressions when they touched his cold face.

He pretended he didn't see anything, and pushed the door open to enter his office.

……

"President."

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked back at Ranpo.At the same time, he found that the members of the commune secretly glanced at him.

"The Gravity Envoys of Hong Kong|Black are getting married. Do you want to send a congratulatory gift to their leader?"

The eyes of the members became hot and undisguised.

Dazai, who was paralyzed on the sofa half dead after returning to the detective agency, uttered pain: "No...President. That kind of black-hearted and black-lung garbage uncle is not worth it!"

Osamu Dazai, who was dragged by the detective agency to watch the scene of Aoki's confession, said that his eyes and spirit were poisoned.

He also deeply condemned Aoki Akira's choice of marrying a mini slug rather than dying in love with himself.

The idea that it's not too big of a deal to walk around to watch the excitement at this moment made his head hurt even more...

He didn't want to see Mori Ogai again now.Especially in name he is still being hunted down.

……

Fukuzawa Yukichi was stunned for a moment, thinking of the newcomers Dazai and Oda in the company, and felt that it was indeed necessary.

Of course, what's more important is that Chaos seems to want to do it.

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded: "I will think about it carefully."

Killing the cat shut himself on the sofa.

Oda silently stroked the cat's head.

***

Chuya is very busy again today.

There is Mori Ogai, a black-hearted capitalist, as the boss, and there is never a time when Zhong Ye is not busy.

A few days ago, I specifically approached Zhongye’s younger brother to coerce him to tell me Zhongye’s itinerary today. Although he pitifully expressed in front of me that he dared not tell, he finally revealed it to me aggrieved.But I guarantee that he will turn his head and report to Zhongye.

But since Zhong didn't ask me, then we can pretend nothing happened.

I don't know if our clever gravitationalists guessed when I would show up based on the schedule.When I suddenly jumped in front of him wearing a beautiful red dress, there was no gunpowder smoke or blood around him, and he caught me who was rushing towards me without any surprise, wrapped my waist around my waist and hugged him into his arms.

"Chagan?" He laughed.The chest cavity attached to my chest vibrated, and my heart cheered together.

"Huh?" He noticed a difference.

"You still wear makeup?" He wondered.

I gave him a big one head-on!Immediately, a delicate lipstick mark appeared on his face.

Hee hee, his ears are red!

"I have a surprise for you." I was so mysterious.

"?" Zhong also looked at me curiously and expectantly, and the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously.

A large space around me was circled.

Then I transferred all the flowers and candles prepared in the non-mortal space.

Zhong Ye looked at the surrounding layout, his smile froze, his whole body was frozen in place, his pupils trembled...

Yes, is that what he thought...?

I smiled and said, "It's a marriage proposal!"

"Quick! Stretch out your hand!" I hugged his waist and ordered him around.

Zhong Ye: ...

What a chic proposal.

Sighing, Chuya stretched his left hand.The right hand holding my waist let go of my waist, stretched around my waist to the left, grabbed the middle fingertip of the left glove, and pulled the left glove off completely.

His fingers, which are rare to see the light of day, are white and strong, with slender phalanges.

……

I took out the ring box from the space, took out the larger ring inside, and carefully put it on his ring finger.

The combination of the clear and deep blue diamond and platinum ring gave him an inexplicably cold and stern aura.

It is indeed my home!My family!

……

Seeing the size just right, I breathed a sigh of relief.

He hadn't worn a ring on his ring finger before.To get the right size...I took my hair and wrapped it around his finger at night before going to bed.

Because it was too open and above board, and the atmosphere was warm at that time, he didn't think about other things, he just thought I was acting like a baby.After all, it is not a day or two that I love to play with his fingers and hair.

Seeing this ring encircling Chuya with satisfaction, my blood flowed back and my sanity returned to the cage at the same time.Without a moment's hesitation, I looked up and looked at Nakaya's cobalt blue eyes with a serious expression.

"Mr. Nakahara Chuya, thank you for all the care, heartbeat, and respect you have given me in the past few years, from ordinary friends to male and female lovers. Your back in front of me is the most gentle and tough mountain, you Embracing my arms is the most sincere and scorching flame. In the turbulent future, as long as I think of your name, I will have the courage to challenge all difficulties."

"Are you willing to accept Ms. Aoki Akira's marriage proposal? From now on, we will be tied together by red rope, and we will be married since then?"

"I would like to share your happiness and share your pain. In the days to come, I will present a unique sincerity, and give Zhongyuan Zhongyuan a love that cannot be without one or two."

"Please Zhongyuan agree to my marriage proposal!"

I'm as loud as if I took an oath for a hundred days in the college entrance examination!

……

Zhong also withdrew his left hand to cover his red face, his eyes flickered.Then he looked at the ring on the finger in front of him, a little skeptical about life: "...why wear the ring first and then propose?"

Me: ...uh... this...

"As soon as I saw it, I was so excited that I just wanted to put on the ring to see if it fit... I forgot to say the proposal first."

"But when I put it on... I suddenly remembered the words I had memorized for a long time and I haven't said it... Then... I'll let you listen to it..."

I whispered, my confidence gradually lacking.

……

He pressed my head into his arms, obviously not wanting me to see his expression.But when I couldn't help laughing, my chest vibrated and my face was numb.

I, who was roughly the same height as him, was buckled like this. Even though there was a distance to make up for it, I still had to bend over, and my posture was uncomfortable.

……

I stiffen my body.

After a while, I tentatively tried:

"Then did you agree? Yes, yes..."

Zhong Ye felt even more helpless: "The rings are all on..."

I pulled |out|out of his arms excitedly: "Then it's your turn to wear it for me!"

I took out the ring box and prepared to take out the remaining ring.Chuuya held my hand.

Zhong also took the ring box and looked carefully at the ring inside: "You made it yourself. It's very beautiful."

Then he closed the ring box again.

I:?

Nakaya took out another small bag from his pocket, inside were two white diamond rings that shone brightly in the sunlight.

"I wanted to wait until next week...but you moved faster."

There was sincere regret on Zhong Ye's face.

……

I snatched it up: "It's okay! I happen to have two hands!"

Zhong Ye: ...

"This pair was made to order by someone else. You can play with it. The wedding ring is still yours."

Zhong also reluctantly stopped me from putting a ring on the other hand as a nouveau riche.By the way, he pinched my chin to make me look up at him, narrowed my eyes slightly, and said seriously:

"Speaking of which, you are really bold."

"A proposal like this should be done by me as a man. Actually, a girl came to propose to me."

I curled my lips: "Anyway, I pulled the space wall, and no one saw it. Who knows whether I proposed to you or you proposed to me..."

"Besides, it's embarrassing for me to propose to you..."

My voice became smaller and smaller, and I felt more and more wronged as I spoke.

Zhong didn't refute, just stretched out two hands to hold my face: "Where are the roses you prepared?"

I:……

Complicated feelings.We don't dare to ask you how you know, we don't want to be hit.

"Forgot to take it out."

I pretended to be calm and took out the roses.

"Hey! Really. It was obviously a marriage proposal, but when I saw me, I just remembered to put on a ring."

Zhong also hugged roses and teased me with a smile.Under the sunlight, the cobalt blue pupils were stained with a strong rose red, and there was a warmth|color that I couldn't describe at the moment.

His voice came in and out of my left ear and right ear, I just stared at his brisk and joyful eyes, my heart beat for this gorgeous contrast, and I covered my cheeks in embarrassment unconsciously... …

……

"It's not a matter of embarrassment." Nakaya rubbed my head that was quietly buried in his neck.Fingers inserted | into my hair, gently stroked my hair.

"I'm a mafia after all. I have to deal with all kinds of people. If you marry me and I don't propose. Some old guys will think I don't value you."

"Although it doesn't matter what those irrelevant miscellaneous fish think, it would be quite annoying if they caused us trouble because of this feeling of 'opportunity'."

"Remove the space barrier."

……

Although I really want to say that the "old guy" includes Mori Ogai, my reason tells me, don't spoil the atmosphere at this time.

**

The space barrier is removed.

Chuya's subordinates waited outside nervously for a long time.I guess it might be because I'm afraid that if I kidnap their boss and skip work, they won't be able to do business.

As soon as we appeared in their line of sight, a lean boy was greatly relieved and wanted to say something.

A bald boy next to him caught a sharp glimpse of the flower candles all over the floor and a bouquet of roses as big as Nakaya-sama's arms, and immediately grasped the point, and quickly covered the mouth of this winking colleague.

...is a very intelligent person.

I belatedly started to have a fever on my face, and I didn't even know where to put my hands and feet.

……

Zhong didn't look at the black suits around him, and gently placed the bouquet of roses on the small table dotted with small flowers and candles.

He stretched out his right hand and took off the hat on his head and put it on his chest, revealing a bright ochre.

The young man wrapped in black seemed to change from dull to bright and flamboyant immediately, and the air between us seemed to surge rapidly.

He pushed the ring box open with the thumb of his other hand, took another brief look, and pointed the ring in my direction.

Nakaya stared at me intently with cobalt blue eyes, bent slightly, and knelt down on one knee.

The black coat also bowed to the ground.

"I picked up the wine glass and looked up to the sky, and saw the bright moon by accident. From the many carefree faces, I found you easily. And the warmth of the world, I only saw the color of tangerine in you. Since you Look back and give me a hug, from now on I don't have to endure loneliness and annoyance."

"The more ingenious and ingenious the conspiracy of making lies, the more absurd it will be when exposed. I will not make any redundant explanations, only give my oath—"

"——You can suddenly fall on my body and kill me."

"Thank you, Ms. Aoki Akira, for your patronage of my life. May I ask whether Nakahara Chuya has the honor to invite you for the second half of the trip."

The scorching sun at noon shone on his ochre-red hair, reflecting dazzling flames.Nakaya's cobalt blue eyes are only filled with me at this moment, and the light and warmth of the water flowing in them are more magnanimous than the sky, more solemn and calm than the deep sea.

……

My tears are worthless.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa...

Which love training class did this person go to?Can you sign up for me to join the class as well... I lost too badly...

Surrounded by Yaque's silence, only my tears splashed on the ground.

If possible, I really want to go back to Chuya's brain, Qiuqiu, he forgot my marriage proposal 10 minutes ago! ! !What kind of face-to-face punishment is this! ! !

Zhong also smiled: "Don't cry, just promise me first."

I stretched out my finger and wished I could get into the hole of the ring: "Knot! Knot! Knot! Whoa--quick, put it on for me..."

I was sobbing incoherently.

Although I have long found that Zhong Ye occasionally speaks quite poetically, and when I get emotional when drinking or listening to records, I still want to chant a few lines of poetry.I would also use Chinese poems to complement each other quite cooperatively, so as not to let him sing a one-man show.Save this guy who is occasionally more embarrassing than me, too shy to say this in front of me again.

——Maybe my family is also a poet Miaozi who was delayed by gangsters!

But I really didn't dare to expect such a romantic love language from such a fist-solving intuitive.

——But Zhong is always exceeding my expectations.

He broke my capped expectations time and time again, and made my income always better than expected.It also makes the dormant monster in my heart always want to break free and make trouble the moment he sees him.

——And he still has to put on a candid look, as if he didn't do anything special, completely ignorant of my troubles, and it's hard for me to blame him.

……

Maybe I can be a little more greedy.

…………

Chuya listened to my incoherent answer, let out a contented chuckle, put the hat on the straight knee, and freed up his hand to put the ring on me.

I stared blankly at the ring I was wearing on my hand, and tears began to fall down again.

Nakaya stood up, put on his hat, and sighed at my "innocent" appearance.

And I didn't even wait for him to put the hat on before I threw myself into his arms, and my ugly crying face went straight to his neck.Tried to wipe all the tears on his black coat.

……

"Calm down?" Zhong Ye saw that I had tried my best to adjust my breathing, stretched out his hands, and wiped my tears with his calloused fingertips.

I am serious: "There must be a sense of ritual. There is still a link left!"

Chuya: ...?

I put my hands into Zhongye's black coat, wrapped them around his waist, and moved forward towards his thin lips.

Chuuya stopped breathing for a moment before hugging me back.

My half-closed eyes saw his ears red again.

Hee hee, so cute.

We kissed in the bright sun.