On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

When the lamppost completely collapsed, even the two Dazai couldn't withstand the attack of dusty, broken stones and flying tiles.

"Bah bah!" Osamu Dazai ran a little farther, exhaling smoke, and put away the phone boringly.

He reached for a pair of headphones in his pocket and listened for a while.

"how?"

[Dazai Osamu] glanced at him.

Osamu Dazai covered his earphones and turned to look at him, with a half-smile: "Do you want the two of them to beat each other so that they won't have the strength to hit you later?"

[Dazai Osamu] looked at the street revealed after the fog weakened, and did not answer.

Izumi Kyoka, who was silent behind her back, suddenly stiffened and tightened her grip on Dazai's windbreaker belt.

The two Dazai turned their heads and looked over, looking at a thin and wobbly figure at the end of the fog, they raised their eyebrows in surprise.

"Ah... so it is."

[Dazai Osamu] said slowly and in a low voice.

**

The black beast rushed straight into the battlefield with unbridled madness.

The decisive killing intent forced the two "Central Plains Chuya" who were immersed in the battle to get out of their current state and dodge to avoid the sudden third-party attack.

"What are you crazy about again?!" Chuya Nakahara stood on the fence, looking down at Ryunosuke Akutagawa who said nothing, and was so angry that he wanted to kill his colleagues at the moment.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke just raised his head stiffly, looking at him blankly...

Zhong Yuan's eyebrows twitched, and his whole body immediately glowed red, and he jumped high into the air and left his original position.

At the same moment, the ferocious black beast roared and laughed wildly and devoured the piece of wall where he was standing just now.

[Nakahara Chuya] frowned and looked at the strange Akutagawa's eyes, quietly took two steps back, and quickly dodged to a corner to be quiet.

……

Sure enough, there was only one unlucky Nakahara Chuya left in Akutagawa's eyes.

The black beast attacked Zhongye in the Central Plains irrationally.

After a while, realizing that he was obviously at a disadvantage, Akutagawa suddenly increased his strength, and looked at Nakahara Chuya who was rushing back with his eyes tearing open.

After being kicked away by Chuya Nakahara and knocked over a wall, Akutagawa's eyes, mouth and nose were slowly oozing blood.

Even so, he still hated Chuya Nakahara to death and wanted to step forward to fight to the death.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also so irritable that he wanted to hammer him into the ground, but he couldn't really beat him to death.After jumping back a few big steps, his eyes locked on Dazai Osamu who was trying to reduce his sense of existence in the distance.

"Osamu Dazai!"

Akutagawa's eyes were blank for a moment, and his body shook slightly.

Nakahara also seized this momentary opportunity and once again kicked him to Dazai Osamu's side!

……

Back in the Central Plains when he turned around to look for someone, [Osamu Dazai] had already strayed away from here.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai could only watch alone and with pain on his face, Ryunosuke Akutagawa was kicked over with precision, and then hit himself hard.

——Osamu Dazai almost vomited blood when he was hit, and deeply suspected that the little man actually wanted him and Akutagawa to die together.

The confusion in Akutagawa's eyes dissipated instantly, and his eyes became sharp again.

When he saw who the person under him was, he lost his eyes again as if in a dream.

"T-Mr. Dazai?"

Then he fainted out of strength, and bluntly printed his face of blood on Dazai Osamu's sand-colored windbreaker.

Osamu Dazai: ...

He pushed away the guy on his body in disgust, took a deep breath and tried hard to get air.

Koyo Ozaki closed the umbrella, walked over to check Akutagawa's situation, looked at Osamu Dazai with a cold expression, "Is there nothing you want to say, Dazai-kun?"

Osamu Dazai got up from the ground and patted his clothes: "Akutagawa is in charge of guarding the west side, right? It seems that the Russians ran away from there."

Koyo Ozaki turned her head to look at the foggy street: "Is this a psychic ability?"

"Obviously," Osamu Dazai jumped up and shook the gravel from his clothes, "and..."

He looked at the shadowy figures in the fog, his eyes were cold: "It's not just Akutagawa."

***

"You're back! This is really beyond the clown's expectations."

Gogol's surprise was exaggerated.

Tosi closed the door, glanced at the food on the table, and said calmly, "Did you prepare it?"

Gogol laughed triumphantly.

But Tosi did not sit at the table.

He just walked to the desk and turned on the desk lamp, rubbing the cover of the book in his hand under the warm yellow light.

"What is this?" Gogol approached.

"Well, information on the supernatural beings of the port mafia."

When Tosi slowly opened the pages and began to browse, Gogol was thinking behind his back.

"So you don't really want to instigate the port mafia..."

Gogol looked disappointed.

"I thought it would be possible if it was you... So you just want this?"

Tosi did not answer yes or no.

He stared at the first page of the information brochure and fell into deep thought, even biting his thumbnail unconsciously.

Seeing this, Gogol looked a little surprised, but obviously became excited again.

He quickly took away the book in Tuosi's hand, and with a flick of his wrist, he replaced the book with a bouquet of roses: "Ask a question—the book is in..."

As soon as the words fell, Tosi took out the book directly from the drawer under the desk.

Gogol could only sigh and continued: "Okay, okay...so why are you so cautious, Tosi?"

Tosi was not angry, but just glanced at the closed door.

"The so-called information must have been falsified by Osamu Dazai."

Gogol was puzzled again: "Then what did you do in Yokohama?"

Tosi stopped answering this time, and looked at Gogol after a pause: "I still suggest you leave."

Gogol looked up and down Tuo Si in surprise, and his mood improved immediately.

He shook his cape with a smile: "The clown is free!"

After the sound of hunting when the cloak was flapping, Tuosi was the only one left in the room.

He still had that calm and unsurprising expression, and gently opened the information booklet.

**

When I found that I could clearly and stably sense the fixed point of Yokohama again, I rushed to Ranpo's house in a hurry.

——In the end, it was almost cut in half by Mr. Fukuzawa's long knife...

"Fu, Fukuzawa-san..."

I took two steps back in embarrassment.

He stopped his momentum when he saw that it was me, and his face remained calm.

Mr. Fukuzawa put the knife back into its sheath: "Are you looking for Ranpo?"

I nodded awkwardly.

……

"Is that Russian really not going to instigate Mori Ogai to deal with Dazai? What if we..."

"No." Seeing the late-night snacks and extra meals, Ranpo's attitude can be regarded as friendly, "That's not in line with Mori Ogai's optimal solution."

"Even if Mori Ogai turned his back on the opportunity, he would not agree to cooperate with that Russian."

Lumbering and staring at me for a long while: "You have a bad complexion."

My eyes flickered slightly, because I didn't expect that Luanbu would pick it up and I was speechless.

——I thought he was hiding something from me with Dazai Chuya and the others.

It turns out that there is no communication between them?

Maybe it's because I really don't want me to come to Yokohama today, so I don't want me to have an excuse to come here even if I pretend I didn't see it.

But the reason why Ranpo didn't want me to come... I'm afraid it's the same as sending me to Tokyo before.

After all, we and the detective agency are not a unity of interests.

……

Ranbu couldn't understand what I was thinking about right now, so he picked up a cold snack and asked casually, "Is there anything wrong with your mental state recently?"

I was at a loss for a moment.

"Yes... yes." It was only then that I noticed that there seemed to be something wrong.

My ability is completely dependent on the spirit... In fact, this kind of feeling like a stone is pressed in the brain is really quite a burden.

Just like a person has to carry a toolbox wherever he goes, although it is convenient to use, the distance is not important, and he will always be tired after a long time.

With such a big burden on the nerves, after a long time, no matter how positive people are, they will become manic.

My tendency to fall into depression is also inseparable from this ability.Therefore, in the past, I also paid attention to my state and tried to maintain the healthiest work and rest.

But recently I seem to be...really prone to hyperactivity?

I obviously haven’t slept for long but I wake up very early in the morning; sometimes I get excited easily, doing things that come to mind; I was pestering me in the hotel in the middle of the night that day...cough...

But... have you noticed it?

——"Why are you so energetic today?" "Are you really not sleepy?"...

I'm afraid I've noticed it too...

"Hey, hey!" Luanbu became impatient.

I hurried back to my senses and told me all the things I remembered recently that didn't seem right.

Then he asked anxiously: "Is there something wrong with my ability?"

After Luanbu listened, he babbled and ate again. Seeing me staring at him nervously, he glanced at me and said without end: "I know Dazai's plan."

I'm going to kneel orz!

class president!Please don't skip the process, okay? !

If it wasn't for worrying that if I went directly to Zhongya and ended up playing inappropriately, I would become a pig teammate, why would I rush into Mr. Fukuzawa's house late at night!

You can tell me something useful! !

Maybe my speechlessness this time was too emotional, and when Luanbu met my eyes, I immediately blew my hair!

The green eyes stared at me very unhappy: "Didn't you dare to come to Yokohama because you probably guessed something!"

I was confident: "But Dazai and the others must be able to guess how much I can guess! According to you, this Russian is not stupid, what if I am used?"

Ranbu suddenly stopped chewing and avoided my eyes.

I:? ? ?

You are even more suspicious like this! ! !

"Anyway, it's about the same as what you guessed," Ranbu muttered impatiently and quickly, "Dazai probably came up with the idea of ​​Gogol when he first came to this world, so he's already fighting with him." It's been a while..."

Who is Gogol...?Was Osamu Dazai looking for the second space system supernatural power?

Ranbu didn't intend to explain it to me in detail.

"That Russian is an important member of a criminal organization, the same organization as Gogol. Dazai is mainly fighting with him. In order to mobilize more resources, Dazai threatened the port mafia to cooperate."

"That's what you see! Alright! Let's go!"

……

I was thus decisively kicked out.

Tsk, Edogawa Ranpo, what a ruthless child.

Every sentence of yours has so much information, but you still don't make it clear :)

Besides, I always feel like he is cheating on me again...

I hate smart people!

**

Before moving to Chuya's side, I surveyed the quiet and empty streets around me.

He also vigilantly tried the weird fog on the street, but found that it really seemed to be ordinary fog?Anyway, it looks like there are no negative effects.

"Zhao."

I stared in surprise at the "Central Plains Chuya" who appeared out of nowhere at the end of the road for a while, and subconsciously stroked the goose bumps on my arms.

Obviously my fixed-point sensing told me that Zhong was not here, but now this scene is too scary.

I'm afraid of ghosts woo woo woo woo...

"Stay away from me," I warned this guy who really looked just like Chuya, a little wanting to test out what the hell this was, but I was really scared, "I, I am a disciple of Maoshan!"

This guy turned a deaf ear, maybe he couldn't understand human words, but he still approached me tenderly.

I framed it all in a pain mask, trying to rewind it to how it was half an hour ago.

—and then it turned into an ugly spell?

I calmed down instantly and crushed it to death.

"Click."

A strange sound sounded from behind me, I turned my head immediately, and saw a silent figure slowly walking out from the dark alley in the night.

I took two steps back and leaned against the wall, looking at the other party vigilantly.

He was wearing a plain business suit, but it was rumpled and his hair was a mess.

The point is... His eyes were wide open, and his out-of-focus eyes looked towards me as if he was looking for something, and there were even bloodstains overflowing from the edge of his eye sockets.

I wrinkled my face, a little unsure how to deal with him.

"Zhao!"

My heart skipped a beat, and I turned my head to see Chuya jumping off the roof on one side.

At the same time, this strange man rushed towards Zhong Ye immediately when he heard the sound.

"Be careful with this... woc!"

This guy suddenly turned around and came straight at me when I made a sound, and I was so scared that I swear.

Is this voice controlled? !

A red light flashed in front of his eyes, and Chuya kicked that guy directly to another street before walking towards me.

Cowardly, I immediately got into Nakaya's arms, and couldn't help complaining: "If you tell me that Yokohama is opening a copy of Resident Evil tonight, please, I won't come!"

I was scared and suspicious, and before he could reply, I suddenly broke away from Chuya's arms, and took a few steps back vigilantly: "Are you really Chuya?"

"..."

Zhong also looked speechless, and quickly reached out to pinch my chin: "Huh? I'm not sure who I am and dare to throw myself into my arms? You..."

Well, it’s Zhongya :)

I immediately interrupted this guy's long-winded speech with a smile: "I'm sure! I'm sure! You have a fixed point on your body! I was frightened by the curse spirit just now. Don't kill me!"

Chu also glanced at me, as if not satisfied.

As soon as he picked me up, he jumped on the beam.

I buried my head in his neck to block the wind, and listened to him muttering in a low voice: "If you are not allowed to come, you must come."

"Oh! Because I look so bad, someone doesn't care about me. Let me see which little fairy hooked his soul!"

"...What nonsense!"

His voice was palpably guilty.

When I saw the crowd fighting with those zombie-like guys, I curled my lips in disgust.

——Ogai Mori, that old goblin again!

I touched the gun on Nakaya's waist, and smiled unfriendlyly at the pair of purple eyes looking up at me.