On How To Teach Gravity To Diss A Blackhearted Boss

I was extremely worried about whether Dazai was alive or dead. When I took the little tiger to find Dazai, I quickly checked his status.

As a result, before Atsushi Nakajima untied the shackles that wrapped him like a rice dumpling, he immediately pretended to be dead, and greeted us with a happy face: "Yo hoo!"

Atsushi Nakajima jumped back in fright when he suddenly stood up and raised his head, and I trembled violently because of Atsushi Nakajima's jump.

"..."

"..."

"Mr. Dazai..." Atsushi Nakajima's voice sounded full of resentment.

"Well... don't be angry, it's a surprise!" Osamu Dazai explained his frightening behavior with a blank grimace in this dark dungeon with a playful smile.

I sighed.

The guy blinked his big eyes innocently: "Can you untie it for me?"

"Can't you unlock the lock?"

Having said that, I went up to check it out.

"Oh, I was found during the investigation yesterday. They tied me up and I can't break free."

"...You must have been caught sneaking out for the first time, otherwise this room would be decorated like Pansidong?"

Indeed, the lock was never engaged.Only the extremely thick iron chain coiled around Dazai's body like a horned dragon.

I put away my relaxed expression.

To be tied up from yesterday to today... With such a heavy chain tied so tightly, limb necrosis is possible.

I'm a little worried...

"Atsu-kun, can you split the chain with supernatural power?" Osamu Dazai looked at Atsushi Nakajima.

"Ah? Me?" Atsushi Nakajima looked at Dazai in horror, shaking his head like a rattle, "No, no, I can't do it, Mr. Dazai! I can't control my supernatural power at all!"

"What if, what if..."

Atsushi Nakajima froze and couldn't continue.

"If I scratch you to death with one paw, I can't save you, Osamu Dazai..."

Disqualification in the world cannot offset the impact of the tiger's claws when it is photographed.

"Eh...but I'm dying of thirst..." Osamu Dazai looked at the two of us pitifully.

Atsushi Nakajima was embarrassed...

"How about I call..."

I silently took out a bottle of mineral water from the space and handed it to Atsushi Nakajima.

Atsushi Nakajima: ...

Sister Aoki, you are really well prepared.

Osamu Dazai started to fuss after drinking the water: "No, no, my legs are completely numb! I don't want to be in a wheelchair in the future! Then no beauties will want to die with me! Think of a way!!"

Atsushi Nakajima looked at me helplessly.

I took a few glances at the iron chains embedded in the wall of the room, and decided to find a way to cut off the fixings on these sides, and then try to see if I can slowly untie the chains on Dazai Osamu like a thread.

I began to feel a little uneasy.

——After all, I am not really able to control my abilities.

Backflow can push the state of the target to a certain point in time, and it has been used by me as a recovery skill.But once I rewound a person's memory together...

I am already familiar with the operation of the circle space, but I never take the risk to circle the range connected with the outside world.

Like this chain.

I'm not sure at all if I circle around the room and cut the chain from where it meets the space wall, or if the chain remains connected and easily breaks the space wall.

But now it's not about responding to the enemy, just try it.

……

"Feel sorry."

I failed.

"How about..." I'd better call someone to come...

Facing Dazai Osamu's deep, iris-colored pupils, I was stunned for a moment, then changed my mind and said, "Let's try Dun-kun..."

Osamu Dazai looked away.

…………

Good guy!This is... forcing the little tiger to explode into a small universe... Isn't he afraid of blowing himself up?

Atsushi Nakajima was once again so frightened that he almost showed his original shape on the spot (bushi.

But after Sapo wailed for a long time, Osamu Dazai, the psychological leader, managed to make Atsushi Nakajima's blood surge with cowardice and firmness.

The whole process is comparable to a demonstration of the salesman's tricks telling you that you are about to make a fortune and soar.

Onlookers me: Amazing!

If one day I can achieve this level, I will definitely be invincible, and I will be able to set off bloody storms everywhere!

"Bam—!"

There was a lot of movement outside.

I felt a little uneasy in my heart, and urged Atsushi Nakajima to do it quickly, don't just talk but don't practice.

The moment he turned into a tiger, the door behind us was blown open with a bang.

The roar of the tiger roared in the flying smoke and dust, mixed with the strong smell of gunpowder smoke, and the might of the king of beasts almost shook me and the guy who broke in instantly froze in place.

This is really not on the same level as the tiger in the zoo... I stroked my trembling little heart, and put several layers of shells around myself and Osamu Dazai.

If Atsushi Nakajima loses his mind...

……

Pooh!My crow mouth!

"Human tiger!" A voice of astonishment and joy came from the direction of the gate.

In came an English lady who was supposed to be proud and charming.The reason why I say "should be" is because her current situation is too horrible...

The light green skirt was tattered, with bloodstains and black and gray stains mixed in many places, and I even suspected that there was a large piece of kerosene stain on the front skirt.

Even at this point, she still wears a small umbrella of the same color as her own, and insists on wearing a ladylike look...

The strong wind swept into the originally airtight basement.

There seemed to be some subtle changes in the walls and chains in the basement. I immediately thought of the combination ability data on Chuya’s phone, and Atsushi Nakajima, who had inexplicably stared at this uninvited guest after the smoke and dust cleared at this moment, sternly reminded: "Her superpower is 'weathering'! Protect your eyes!"

……

Although I don't know if he can understand human speech, but I, who can't meow, have really tried my best...

The hunting wind blew abnormally in the basement, and the old and decayed wooden boxes turned into dry and cracked wooden sand and stirred into the wind, hindering vision and breathing.The fur of the white tiger is also weathered and faded.

I watched with trepidation, for fear that the tiger would become a mummy in the next moment.

But the tiger was obviously outraged by this provocation, and after a majestic roar, it pounced on it.The embarrassing lady in the green dress and long skirt faced the white tiger with a ferocious face, and the strong wind came from her palm, blowing towards the tiger's cold face.

The wailing sound and the painful moan sounded at the same time.

The woman with a huge claw mark on her right shoulder looked at her deep bone-deep wound, her pink lips trembled, and she almost couldn't help shedding physiological tears.

Apparently the tiger's strong resistance was beyond her expectation.

**

Although Dun was also injured, but after seeing him face to face, I judged that this woman is definitely not Dun Jun's opponent.

I looked at the interior of the house, which was almost weathered into the Sahara, and felt that the supernatural beings were indeed reserve forces for demolition, and this woman's powder demolition was an expert operation.

Quietly narrowing the space wall covering Dazai to the extent that it only covers his whole body, the iron chain also began to weather the moment it was exposed to the wind.

"Dang!"

The chain on Dazai's body was destroyed, and the key chain in the middle was broken, and he fell down completely unsupported.

"Ah - free..." Dazai stretched his body a few times.

Well, the death-chasing man is always magically avoiding lethal damage.The arms and legs that had been wrapped up all night didn't even have any bruises.

He glanced at the tiger and the woman who were fighting fiercely, and moved his numb limbs towards me, complaining incessantly: "What a pity, I wanted to test Dun's abilities... but I was caught by this The lady interrupted."

"I don't think being slapped to death by a tiger's paw is a romantic way to die, you should change your method!" I complained about Osamu Dazai.

Seeing that he was getting closer, I took a step back and stared at him vigilantly: "Stay away from me!"

He looked at me aggrieved and indignantly: "What! I devoted myself to the enemy for Zhao-chan's affairs, did Zhao-chan's first sentence be 'stay away from me'? No conscience! Sure enough, no conscience!"

I don't eat this: "One size fits all! I don't want to be a mummy! Go away go away!"

Osamu Dazai was wronged and resentful and lay down on the spot.

……

In fact, he should be feeling very uncomfortable right now... I looked at him hesitantly.

Pulled out a can of crabmeat from the space, I tossed him the can along with the can opener.

"Eat something first!"

"Ah! A gift from Doraemon!" Osamu Dazai was happy again.

"Speaking of which... Zhao-chan hasn't sent me a letter since that day..." Osamu Dazai said slowly while digging the can.

My expression froze, and then I sighed bitterly: "I was discovered..."

"Huh?" He did look a little surprised, "How come?"

"Did the slug suddenly grow a brain?"

"Hey! Are you looking for a beating!" I glared at him.

"It's a pity that Zhao-chan can't touch me now!" Osamu Dazai played a rogue.

"..."

"I revealed myself." I confessed reluctantly.

"Ah...why so fast..." On his face was more sincere regret than mine.

I looked at him suspiciously: "You seem to be sorry?"

Is this guy tricking me?

"Of course!" Osamu Dazai smiled, "I'm really looking forward to the dwarf's foolish appearance being played by a woman while clapping and ignorant!"

"You step on the horse!" I adopted the strategy of beating the dog with meat buns, and hit him with a can of crab meat!

"Why do you say it as if I really played with his feelings!"

"Well, well, let's not talk about this," Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "Does Zhao-chan have any questions to ask? It just so happens that no one is here at the moment."

Obviously, the two outside the space wall are not considered human beings.

My eyes flickered slightly, and I fell silent.

……

"Ok."

I sighed, looking at Osamu Dazai's salted fish lying on the ground, I couldn't help but sat down cross-legged and relaxed.

"Dazai, why did the detective agency agree to come with us to troubleshoot the combination? This is not in line with the usual attitude of the detective agency."

"For me? How can I have such a big face..."

"What's your answer?" Osamu Dazai, who was still very strict sometimes, didn't give me a chance to be lazy.

"because……"

I seem to have returned to the moment when I was called to the stage by the teacher to do the math class, and I was so nervous that my head was sweating.

"The detective agency is based in 'Twilight', but it is a legal private detective agency on the surface. It maintains a good relationship with the police government and is basically regarded as a party. It does not have the ability to monopolize the group, so it will not provoke it recklessly. I can't bear the trouble. If they are willing to take action, they must have a solution. And you and Zhong have already known the solution, so Zhong doesn't care too much."

"But this cracking method is definitely not the port mafia. Because Zhong also obviously forgot the existence of the port mafia at the beginning, and he didn't even react when he saw Akutagawa appearing in the detective agency. The port mafia's intervention was a big deal for him. Accident."

"Combined with the particularity of the identity of the group... To sum up, the detective agency must have obtained the government's consent and cooperation."

"But... I don't believe that you and Mr. Ranpo here will forget the port mafia, and I don't think the government will allow you to cooperate with the Hong Kong|black."

"It was you who convinced them to help. You..."

I looked at the smiling Dazai, feeling a little hesitant.

"You lured or intimidated the government into agreeing to your plan and urged the detective agency to attack the combination."

"Afterwards, I persuaded Ranpo to agree to cooperate with the port mafia behind the government's back, and prepared a reason to perfunctory the government afterwards..."

"Although the detective agency is friendly and cooperative with the government on the surface, dusk does not belong to 'day' after all... You said that the only consideration is to measure the starting point. So in this matter, the detective agency is not in harmony with the government's interests In full agreement, it will instead need to maintain its delicate independence from the government by exploiting the cooperation of the port mafia."

"But...but..."

My train of thought gets stuck here.

"Okay, okay," Dazai Osamu yawned, crossed his hands behind his head, and closed his eyes to rest.

"You're not calm at all right now... I was just forcing you to think."

"And what you care about now is not actually this issue, is it? Then don't think about it, there will be no results."

His tone was light and fluffy, but I lowered my head in shame, pulled my shoelaces with my fingers, and kept silent.

There was a long silence.

"What are you worrying about?" His voice suddenly sounded again.

I heard the sound of my heart beating.

About... that's what I was expecting him to ask me right now.

I bit my lip in embarrassment.

"Hey—it's about the little guy again." Osamu Dazai closed his eyes but seemed to see my expression, "No one must dare to ask... Dazai Osamu who can't believe it here doesn't feel like he's walking in a hurry. I can understand your question... In the end, I absolutely absolutely dare not ask it."

"Oh, it seems that Zhao sauce is quite dishonest. She obviously wanted to ask me, but she just waited for me to ask you first."

Osamu Dazai disliked me.

I:……

"Osamu Dazai, you are really... so annoying."

When I was full of doubts and was about to pour out, he shook his finger at me: "Limit a question."

"Ah???" I felt that I was overwhelmed by his operation.

But he still had to keep his mouth shut and consider it.

"Did he...he didn't fight Mr. Zhongyuan because he was afraid of my overthinking?"

I... I still chose this question.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai was standing up like a carp, staring at me with piercing eyes.

……

I began to suspect that he deliberately deceived me by saying that he was tied up here last night.

Ah, not necessarily, maybe it was for Monton, and it ended up tricking me too :)

"Expand and talk about it?" Osamu Dazai made it clear that he wanted to eat melons.

I:……

Reluctantly, I told him what happened this afternoon.

"Tsk tsk tsk."

Unhappily, I picked up a fragment of an iron chain and threw it at him: "Don't sigh!"

"But you already have the answer in your heart."

Osamu Dazai replied slowly.

"The only opportunity to answer questions, but you ask me something that has an answer... Do you feel uncertain about the conclusion, or do you expect me to 'understand' deny you because you dare not face it?"

I stopped talking completely.

Osamu Dazai, you are really annoying.

……

Seeing that I turned my back and started to shut myself up, he leaned over and hit me hard on the head.

"Oh——" I covered my head, "Dazai Osamu, you want to fight?!"

Wait, fight?

I looked nervously at the empty basement: "Where are they?"

"The lady ran away, and Dunjun chased her out."

I... I should really be here for paddling today.

"Well, I almost forgot. Sister Hongye asked me to tell you something."

Osamu Dazai twisted his chin with two fingers, showing an expression of reminiscence.

"Um...I think about it..."

"Ah, that's right."

"You and Zhong are already husband and wife. From the moment you sign the marriage agreement, you should realize that you need to change your role in thinking about problems, Akira Zhong."

"..."

It seems that Chuya's relationship with Hong Kong | Hei has been really stiff for the past six months, even Ozaki-san wants to do something...

I touched the gray sawdust on the ground, and felt that the mood at the moment was as dark as this dark basement.

Why is it that a marriage that seems to me to be quite happy and perfect seems to be in jeopardy in the eyes of others.

…………

"Go, go, go!"

Osamu Dazai pulled me up and ran out excitedly.

"It must be quite -- quite lively outside right now!"

"You'll regret it if you don't watch it!"

"whispering sound……"

I don't believe melon is so delicious.

***

Two figures, one black and one white, were fiercely confronting each other, no matter how you look at it, it looks like there is a feud.

Eh?Why are these two fighting again?Aren't we still working together?

etc!Is this really Dun? ? ?

Didn't you just lose control of your supernatural powers and stay awake? ? ?Why is Banhuhua so proficient now? ? ?For the girl in your arms? ? ?

Tsk tsk tsk, no wonder Osamu Dazai of this world said that I would like you. It turns out that it is because you and I both seem so out of place among a group of single dogs.

Young and promising!

……

What the hell!

Double Black vs. Godzilla?

I stood on the deck and watched the two massive battles in front of me and behind me, completely dumbfounded.